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TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:21, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I can only fuck with my tool up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:22, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:24, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:22, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
sneers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
Cans open!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:22, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
YESSSSSS !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:24, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
what rhymes with beers?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)
pamphleteers

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)
pig's ears

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)
Jason

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)
Ray Mears

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)
The Alkoholics

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
Richard Gere's

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
a gaggle of old dears

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
crying lonely povvo tears :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
When you deal with mortgages do you just print them out on black & white or do you ever change the colours?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
I don't deal with them.
I'm qualified to advise on them but my firm do high net worth investment advice so they don't waste their time chasing the pittance of a proc fee.

Plus, most of our clients don't even have mortgages. Hope these dull facts help mate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)
As interesting as all that bollocks is I suggest you get some practice with dyeing a loan.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
i dunno mate, your cuckoo family would prolly be grateful for your suicide
One less embarrassment in their lives.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
give it a go, prove me wrong

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Are you seriously suggesting I should commit suicide to prove a point?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)
yes
There would be savings in the wider economy as a result.

Your conscience demands your suicide.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)
There's something seriously wrong with you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
There are many things seriously wrong with you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
Yeah but SO's YOUR FACE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:23, Reply)
well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
*golf claps*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
Wonderful internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)
An alcoholic poet

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)
William Shakesbeer

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Gin Milton

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Roald Dahlsberg

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)
Crabbie Burns

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
Groggy Burns

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
Long Island Iced T.S. Eliot

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
Allen GINsberg
oh...
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Yea(s)ts

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Jonathan Swifthalfofmeths

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)
9 "SALES" TO GO!!!
How are they sales, you ask?

Fuck you. I reply.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)
Tools down +

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
hurrah hurray huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
you commission chasing prickwads disgust me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
you don't even register on my radar until you pipe up with your dull reportoire

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
We both know that's simply not true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
see you shit faces on the other side.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
May peace be upon you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
pants down, dick out
here I come world!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)
the only tool I'm holding is a cake fork and you'll prise it from my cold dead hand
or when I've finished the cake

whichever comes soonest
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
I've finished the cake.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
What sort of cake?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
birthday cake

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)
I want a cake thats 50% cake and 50% frosting, prefably cream cheese frosting.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)
like a cupcake only birthday cake sized?
those things have an insane amount of frosting
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)
the words you are looking for are "fucking disgusting"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
not a fan of them either
like with some ridiculously oversized gourmet burgers, there's no dignified non-messy way of eating them.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)
tggi

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)
Yeah', but the trouble with cupcakes is that the frosting shouldn't all be on top like that, you don't get a good mouth ratio.
Unless you do that thing where you cut half way down the cake part of the cupcake and then use that bottom bit to splosh on top of the frosting.

Something more like this would be perfect, only I want one in every 3 of those layers to be some kind of jam/chocolate.


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)
I like this idea
nutella would do the trick
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
fucking homo cake

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:44, Reply)
this looks pretty
but i don't really like cake (unless it's lemon drizzle of course) and i think this would be terribly sickly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:49, Reply)
you only need that much frosting if you're shit at making cakes
I.e. American
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)
Spock has died :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:29, Reply)
=(((((

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:39, Reply)
Nanoo nanoo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:39, Reply)
he's not even been born yet

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:40, Reply)
he'll be back for the next film

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:44, Reply)
rip wiv da angles now
liv lng nd prosperr
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:42, Reply)
may the force be with you

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:47, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPBGZRRrEKM
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:48, Reply)
Can someone please come up with a 'live long and prosper' joke or pun for my facebook status?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:48, Reply)
Just say "Lenord Nimoy has died, may the force be with him"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:49, Reply)
Done.
Cheers PC
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:51, Reply)
I hope you get some angry replies.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:54, Reply)
Unlikely
I only have 11 friends
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:54, Reply)
+ year old

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:56, Reply)
It's OK, i'll win the grief-off by starting a #spocksie hashtag/profile picture.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:58, Reply)
I don't get this.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:08, Reply)
It's alright,
he'll be back again in the next film.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:18, Reply)
I bet you think you're so funny don't you?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2472552
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:21, Reply)
I'm gonna click like on hers and not yours in the hope she gets to populol instead of you.
I hope others will help this cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:22, Reply)
Pandering to the mods. I'm dissapointed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:23, Reply)
she's also better looking than you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:28, Reply)
you fucking hetro

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:42, Reply)
I clicked her post and this one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:02, Reply)
Pandering to the hogs. I'm dissapointed

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:21, Reply)
Japanese people are weird.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ViwSeuWVfE
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:01, Reply)
I hear they all have pixelated private parts

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:22, Reply)

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