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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck McBeef, he'll probably delete that anyway. Terry Pratchet is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:21, 148 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
good

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)
Did he cut his own throat?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)
I get this, but don't tell Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)
He's surprisingly judgemental.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
if you don't like drugs, psychedelia, old school hip hop, hawkwind or trainers, then you're no friend of monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Don't forget fish, racism and bullying *mvee.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)
It's a wonder I can bear to share this board with him.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)
who the fuck updates wikipedia so quickly
there are some sad bastards out there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)
weirdos do

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)
he strikes me as the sort of author to have proper weirdo autistic obsessive fans.
I bet there's some sort if "disc world convention" where one fat bloke dresses as a turtle and his 4 slightly less fat mates dress as elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
holy shitter riley!
2016.dwcon.org/
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:04, Reply)
FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:46, Reply)
Probably his doctor, Immediately before notifying his family.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Chris Packham was always the better presenter

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:24, Reply)
he wrote books. for children.
I enjoyed them as a child. Any adult you meet that still buys them that is not mentally handicapped is probably thick as pig shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:26, Reply)
I like the way that he kept rewriting the same four books and giving them new names

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)
The Status Quo of authors

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)
Isn't that one of the symptoms of Alzheimers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)
Alzheimers - for fun & profit!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:30, Reply)
no more lord of the rings films then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:30, Reply)
Ring, ring wherever you shall be, I am the lord of the ring, said he

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)
yeah we know m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)
Wasn't that Michael Flatley?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)
Nah he's that's that weatherman guy

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Alright 'tribe of toffs'

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)
weatherall alright yer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)
Terry Brooks is probably still alive.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)
I liked Good Omens

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)
That radio version of it at Christmas was 'quite good'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)
I missed it due to the fact it was on too late and I find listen again on iPlayer a bore.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)
How many minutes should I leave it before giving Yewtree a call?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)
You need to get in there before his offspring start arguing over who gets what.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)
lol, guess he forgot to do a will he was so busy rewriting the colour of fantastic for the thirtieth time

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)
time has been going right slow for me the past couple of days.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
Maybe you've crossed the event horizon of a nearby black hole?
Give that nice Mr Hawking a call, he's sure to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
It's probably a brain tumor

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
will it take the ennui i'm experiencing with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
He liked monkeys, always a Good Omen.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
holy cunt buckets

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
The best type of cunt buckets

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
dunno who that is
soz
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
imagine if this was your kid, or your brother or something.
th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/013/d/9/hogwatch_cosplay_discworld_by_iris1999.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)
Is this a London b4sh?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)
no yes no no maybe

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)
They're all guys right?
no supermatt no no no
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)
That is so cool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)
finger bang party!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)
There aint no party like a finger bang party

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
TERRY NATION HAS DIED?
We will never hear him scream "I am a Dalek" again.
Sad times.
lol
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)
I bet you'll never guess who died.
Terry Pratchet
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)
Is everyone suffering from fucking alzheimers as a tribute?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:06, Reply)
Who's got Alzheimers?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)
Terry Pratchet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)
who?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)
Was she in the new adventures of Superman?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)
Alzheimers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
Gesundheit.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)
Well at least I don't have cancer

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)
Sit there and don't stir.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:21, Reply)
Best excuse for leaving the scene of an accident.
Kids might be upset.
www.thestar.co.uk/news/local/cyclist-left-covered-in-blood-after-collision-in-sheffield-1-7149791
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
The anti-cyclist brigade are sure to love this story.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
Taron the IT apprentice.
FFS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
he's no ian banks
I've just planted 49 strawberry plants.

This is an annoying number so I might have to throw one away.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:35, Reply)
Or plant another one.
In other news, myself and the dog walked to Long Melford and had Posh Chips and a pint of Adnams. Then we walked into Melford itself and bought Posh Sweets, then we caught the Povvo bus and came home.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:36, Reply)
imma have spaghetti hoops on toast for "tea".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)
tinned spaghetti is horrid
which means that you're horrid
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:40, Reply)
plenty of worcestershire sauce - bish, bash, bosh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:41, Reply)
I know
real men eat alphabetti spaghetti
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)
i don't have the stones for that gear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:45, Reply)
few do mate few do...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
Dogs aren't allowed on buses.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Maybe not in Milton Keynes
That's probably because the locals would use it as stadium seating while their dogs fight it to the death in the wheelchair bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:42, Reply)
hahahahahahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:44, Reply)
Our local bus service do. Maybe you are confusing things.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:42, Reply)
It was a contrived set up to a joke saying something along the line of, "oh you meant your wife" but I couldn't be arsed.
At least I don't have cancer.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)
You should get it. You might like it.
you might we would
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:44, Reply)
Hey muns, well done on learning how to do strike throughs.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:45, Reply)

Hey muns, well done on learning how to do strike throughs.

NNGNGNNGNGNNNTHGNGNGHGNGNGNHNGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)

everything on this website WILLIES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:00, Reply)
a lot of selfies going on in this post

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:48, Reply)
Is this a euphemism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)
i hope not
myself, itself... selfies!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)
We have the nesting box up for slutjenny again. Egg news as it happens.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:59, Reply)
In a 7x7 formation, I hope

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 16:55, Reply)
UNACCEPTABLE

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:06, Reply)
I can't think of any other way to plant 49 things

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)
1x49, mayhap

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:16, Reply)
This would be fine if they weren't in four rows
but I'm not digging the fucking things up again just to match their deliberately stupid odd number
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:27, Reply)
put one in a pot somewhere else

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)
He could stick one up the jap's eye.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)
mothers day coming up

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
You sound a bit anal retentive.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)
Maybe learn how to add up.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:58, Reply)
I learned with apples and bananas
I never learned strawberries
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That's all.
Bye.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 17:23, Reply)
I hear terry pratchet has died.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
thicker than swipe
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)

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