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I'm hungry and it's ages until lunch
Anyone fancy nipping up the Foleshill Road and getting a bag of pakoras and samosas and other treats for me?

Alt: Oh go on post a bit more, it might be fun.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:22, 123 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
How can you think of food at a time like this?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)
It seemed a natural response to the hunger pang I felt

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)
Get a bacon sandwich.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)
I find that Quorn™ Bacon repeats on me dreadfully

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)
Try some Pig bacon.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)
Surely that would compromise my dietary principles

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
principles are for etc and etc etc

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
The only principles vegetarians adhere to are smugness, self-loathing and fussy eating.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:49, Reply)
My body is a temple.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)
old and in ruins

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:03, Reply)
and the marbles were lost years ago

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)
Gets pissed on by dogs.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:11, Reply)
+ racial purity and the dominance of the Third Reich

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:52, Reply)
Sympathy reply

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)
I might put some coffee on.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)
Don't you have people to do that sort of thing for you?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)
Usually yes.
But I'm am growing increasingly concerned that they ejaculate into it on a regular basis.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)
stop ordering fappachino then

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:24, Reply)
I'm not sure it'll match your handbag.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)
I saw a gorgeous paki bird this morning

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
A very rare thing indeed
lol
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Edgy.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:49, Reply)
unlike your blobular wife

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:07, Reply)
I do love a decent pakora

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
Didn't he present Ghostwatch Asia?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)
I like this

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:03, Reply)
I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Of course not, if you were I would have ordered you to do it.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
In other news
I just did another perfect, no residue shit: I must have been sat down for 5 seconds.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
bowel cancer

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
Local News link
www.westbriton.co.uk/8203-Cornwall-set-hottest-Easter-weekend-record/story-26199577-detail/story.html

Theres a story somewhere but I didn't bother to read it
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:43, Reply)
I think it was something about girls in bikinis.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)
alright peejo
Did you see the science news this morning? A blessed relief to all genuine Celts to learn that they're not closely related to Cornish Cousinfuckers.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)
You would have thought they would spell Britian right.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:11, Reply)
oh gonz
/ac
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:12, Reply)
LAST DAY UNTIL 07/04!
It is already dragging.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)
Going away?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)
Thailand, mersh.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:00, Reply)
Ah, sex tourism.
Got it.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:08, Reply)
Is there any other sort of tourism?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
what's happening in July 2004?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)
Famous actor Marlon Brando is going die of pulmonary fibrosis.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:51, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
Polio spreads across Nigeria and ten other African nations after vaccinations are suspended in Kano province, on rumors that the vaccine was adulterated to cause infertility and AIDS.
Thank's for bringing that up.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:09, Reply)
You had to fucking go there
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3885513.stm
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:10, Reply)
Posting here.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)
Was it fun?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)
No.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
I'm hungry for your love

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:16, Reply)
I now have 'Hungry for the Power' as an earworm
Cheers
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:41, Reply)
Cheers

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)
I have some wasabi peanuts
I can fax you some if you would like?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)
Those are nice.
Have you shovelled far too many into your gob and felt like you've been punched in the face yet?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:51, Reply)
I've got some Tesco chilli seed mix
It is surprisingly pleasant.

Alt:
Soz, been busy
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:47, Reply)
I get that from to time
it is very moreish then you feel ill.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:12, Reply)
Alt: apparently, no- one else seems to think so

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:51, Reply)
Morning b3th

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:52, Reply)
Moo Cow!
Morning. How's stuff and things?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:53, Reply)
Full of busy innit
For the first time in over a month I didn't do any overtime last night. Extension going up rapidly and dwindling my cash supplies and dog still exceedingly gay

You?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:57, Reply)
Also doing some overtime.
Arthritis is making me feel twice my age, and I'm fairly sure my knees are going to die before xmas.

Still, mustn't grumble, eh?

Alt: That Alexandria, eh? I don't trust 'em.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:08, Reply)
Yeah
Proper fucking weirdos
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
some of us have proper jobs

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)
careless

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)
Innit

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)
this shortbread isn't that great

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:12, Reply)
It's nearer lunch time now
I have chilli oat biscuits and a wedge of Stilton
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Wedgie!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
I wasn't planning to stick it up my arse...

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
^extra mature

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
no real names

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
Poor old tesco finest

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)
Plain crackers would be better
And some booze to wash it all down with.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
No, plain crackers are boring
It's only a mild kick but I like chilli and blue cheese together

Boozing at desk sadly discouraged.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)
I keep thinking about getting a wine box for mine

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)
Wine boxes are useful
as when you are done you can remove the "bag", blow it up through the spiggot and hey presto! A pillow.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
They should remove the spigot and just have a bit of foil in the corner you stick a straw through.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)
Oatcakes are more boring/cardboardy than plain crackers.
It does my lid in when I order a cheeseboard and they serve it with oatcakes. Ruins it.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Oh no no
There is nothing worse than a fucking water cracker. Urgh!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
I like them.
And Cornish Wafers.

I also like to apply a layer of butter before the cheese though.

I'll happily sit there with a packet of cream crackers and a tub of butter just making cracker sandwiches.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Disgusting

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Yes!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
you should come round ours at christmas, all the crackers get left in the fancy cheese biscuit box
i bet you're the sort of sick puppy who eats the bounty bars out of the tin of celebrations too...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
dark chocolate bountys are great

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
All Bounties are great

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
Don't want to panic Kroney
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3002205/Will-eclipse-affect-animals-Friday-s-astronomical-event-make-owls-alert-sheep-feel-sleepy-change-flight-moths.html

But tomorrow the moth might attack.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
MOTHRA!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Owls are fucking ace.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)
if I'm going by that way I'll definitely stop for you.
Alt: I've upset a colleague. I think he might make a complaint.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Thanks Winsome
Alt: You were definitely in the right, he was bang out of order.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)
alt: you should let them know what happened to the last person that crossed you

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
What did you say?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:57, Reply)
You should start making ominous pseudo-threats about 'grasses' before he does.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
I don't think I like working in a trade.
I went to Waitrose for lunch and inadvertently started an office class war.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Part of my lunch was a pot noodle yesterday; you could tell some people weren't impressed.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
I have been partly responsible by suggesting some of them might go bin diving for theirs.
Considering it's such an outwardly pleasant and leafy county, class tensions are high in Surrey; bitterness and resentment from the lower orders are liable to bubble over at the slightest provocation.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
I had to go to Leatherhead for work. I didn't like it.
Lots of people pretending they were above pissing in the bath.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
Oh man, you're one of Them, aren't you.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
No, I just don't feel the need to keep up with the Joneses.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I prefer to set the pace.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I like to dismiss it wish a shake of the head and a mumble of 'stupid cunts'.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)
The general gist is that "keeping up" is the symptom of the vulgar.
Proper breeding doesn't require one-upmanship or proof. It is self-evident.

*pisses in the bath*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)
Are you writing for the Guardian now?
This was posted at alonst exactly the same time as your post above....

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/19/appreciating-waitrose-doesnt-make-me-snobbish
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
Whoever wrote that is a wet prick.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
So Kroney still in line then

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
Most unusual for a Guardian writer.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I dont wish to alarm anyone but Chicken Thursday has been cancelled

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
something something Jason something opening a restaurant something

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
What are you doing in Soho?

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
Drinking champagne, but it tastes just like Coca Cola.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
Bit kinky

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
You really got me there

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
You're living on a thin line with this

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
im in

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
I'm oot

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I'm shaking it all aboot

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)
Thnx bro
and not a drip on my shoes
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
his fingers, on the other hand......

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)
finger

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
Bobs

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
I've walked the dog and been to Bury St Edmunds and backhand you cunts are still doing this?
RUBESH.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
Well shit, innit

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I'm not even hungry any more, I had lunch ages ago

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
bit of a backhanded compliment

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)

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