Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
I'm hungry and it's ages until lunchAnyone fancy nipping up the Foleshill Road and getting a bag of pakoras and samosas and other treats for me?
Alt: Oh go on post a bit more, it might be fun.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:22,
123 replies,
latest was 10 years ago)
How can you think of food at a time like this?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:27,
Reply)
It seemed a natural response to the hunger pang I felt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:29,
Reply)
I find that Quorn™ Bacon repeats on me dreadfully(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:33,
Reply)
Surely that would compromise my dietary principles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:36,
Reply)
The only principles vegetarians adhere to are smugness, self-loathing and fussy eating. (
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:49,
Reply)
Don't you have people to do that sort of thing for you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:34,
Reply)
Usually yes. But I'm am growing increasingly concerned that they ejaculate into it on a regular basis.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)
I'm not sure it'll match your handbag.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:35,
Reply)
I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:40,
Reply)
Of course not, if you were I would have ordered you to do it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:42,
Reply)
In other newsI just did another perfect, no residue shit: I must have been sat down for 5 seconds.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
Local News linkwww.westbriton.co.uk/8203-Cornwall-set-hottest-Easter-weekend-record/story-26199577-detail/story.html
Theres a story somewhere but I didn't bother to read it
(
Peej, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:43,
Reply)
I think it was something about girls in bikinis.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 10:50,
Reply)
alright peejoDid you see the science news this morning? A blessed relief to all genuine Celts to learn that they're not closely related to Cornish Cousinfuckers.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)
You would have thought they would spell Britian right.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:11,
Reply)
Famous actor Marlon Brando is going die of pulmonary fibrosis.(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:51,
Reply)
Polio spreads across Nigeria and ten other African nations after vaccinations are suspended in Kano province, on rumors that the vaccine was adulterated to cause infertility and AIDS.Thank's for bringing that up.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:09,
Reply)
You had to fucking go therenews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3885513.stm
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:10,
Reply)
Those are nice. Have you shovelled far too many into your gob and felt like you've been punched in the face yet?
(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:51,
Reply)
I've got some Tesco chilli seed mixIt is surprisingly pleasant.
Alt:
Soz, been busy
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:47,
Reply)
Alt: apparently, no- one else seems to think so (
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:51,
Reply)
Full of busy innitFor the first time in over a month I didn't do any overtime last night. Extension going up rapidly and dwindling my cash supplies and dog still exceedingly gay
You?
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 11:57,
Reply)
Also doing some overtime.Arthritis is making me feel twice my age, and I'm fairly sure my knees are going to die before xmas.
Still, mustn't grumble, eh?
Alt: That Alexandria, eh? I don't trust 'em.
(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:08,
Reply)
Yeah Proper fucking weirdos
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:45,
Reply)
It's nearer lunch time now I have chilli oat biscuits and a wedge of Stilton
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:25,
Reply)
I wasn't planning to stick it up my arse...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:29,
Reply)
Plain crackers would be betterAnd some booze to wash it all down with.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:33,
Reply)
No, plain crackers are boring It's only a mild kick but I like chilli and blue cheese together
Boozing at desk sadly discouraged.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:35,
Reply)
I keep thinking about getting a wine box for mine(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:38,
Reply)
Wine boxes are usefulas when you are done you can remove the "bag", blow it up through the spiggot and hey presto! A pillow.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
They should remove the spigot and just have a bit of foil in the corner you stick a straw through.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:41,
Reply)
Oatcakes are more boring/cardboardy than plain crackers.It does my lid in when I order a cheeseboard and they serve it with oatcakes. Ruins it.
(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:40,
Reply)
Oh no no There is nothing worse than a fucking water cracker. Urgh!
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:44,
Reply)
I like them.And Cornish Wafers.
I also like to apply a layer of butter before the cheese though.
I'll happily sit there with a packet of cream crackers and a tub of butter just making cracker sandwiches.
(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:49,
Reply)
you should come round ours at christmas, all the crackers get left in the fancy cheese biscuit boxi bet you're the sort of sick puppy who eats the bounty bars out of the tin of celebrations too...
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:37,
Reply)
Don't want to panic Kroneywww.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3002205/Will-eclipse-affect-animals-Friday-s-astronomical-event-make-owls-alert-sheep-feel-sleepy-change-flight-moths.html
But tomorrow the moth might attack.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:39,
Reply)
if I'm going by that way I'll definitely stop for you.Alt: I've upset a colleague. I think he might make a complaint.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:50,
Reply)
Thanks WinsomeAlt: You were definitely in the right, he was bang out of order.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:51,
Reply)
alt: you should let them know what happened to the last person that crossed you(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
You should start making ominous pseudo-threats about 'grasses' before he does.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:05,
Reply)
I don't think I like working in a trade.I went to Waitrose for lunch and inadvertently started an office class war.
(
Kroney, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:07,
Reply)
Part of my lunch was a pot noodle yesterday; you could tell some people weren't impressed.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:09,
Reply)
I have been partly responsible by suggesting some of them might go bin diving for theirs.Considering it's such an outwardly pleasant and leafy county, class tensions are high in Surrey; bitterness and resentment from the lower orders are liable to bubble over at the slightest provocation.
(
Kroney, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:14,
Reply)
I had to go to Leatherhead for work. I didn't like it.Lots of people pretending they were above pissing in the bath.
(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:18,
Reply)
No, I just don't feel the need to keep up with the Joneses. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:25,
Reply)
I like to dismiss it wish a shake of the head and a mumble of 'stupid cunts'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:26,
Reply)
The general gist is that "keeping up" is the symptom of the vulgar.Proper breeding doesn't require one-upmanship or proof. It is self-evident.
*pisses in the bath*
(
Kroney, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:28,
Reply)
Are you writing for the Guardian now?This was posted at alonst exactly the same time as your post above....
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/19/appreciating-waitrose-doesnt-make-me-snobbish
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
I dont wish to alarm anyone but Chicken Thursday has been cancelled
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:15,
Reply)
something something Jason something opening a restaurant something(
Kroney, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:18,
Reply)
Drinking champagne, but it tastes just like Coca Cola.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:37,
Reply)
You really got me there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:43,
Reply)
I've walked the dog and been to Bury St Edmunds and backhand you cunts are still doing this?RUBESH.
(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:52,
Reply)
I'm not even hungry any more, I had lunch ages ago(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 13:56,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »