Lunch? I've had the same thing every day this week; prawncocktail on jacket potato with a salad.
I think that's healthy.

I've gone into the office every day this week. I don't think I've ever done a full 5 days not-working-from-home before.

I'm on these new tablets you see, and they've sorted me out a treat, they're like the best thing ever, and they don't make me drowzie like the others. And because my anxiety is like next to zero, it means my stomach pains are less (one effects the other), so i'm not taking any extra opiates... I even had left-overs this week. They ain't even for my stuff, they're epoloepsy stuff.

I've had a thing about sparkling water recently, well into that.

So, what's YOUR blog?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:05, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i had a cheese and coleslaw bagel with spicy onions and peppers
this is just... there are no words.

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2015/mar/26/germanwings-plane-crash-investigation-press-conference-live-updates-4u9525
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)

What's spicy onions and peppers?
Pauly Pops I don't see why the co-pilot didn't just open the door, cling onto the side of the plane until he's infront of it, drop a big fat juicy turd on the window, smash the window in to get access, save everyone, then shag 3 flight-attendances at the same time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)

I'd fly on your airline

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

You copied your name as well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)

It's because i'm very, very, VERY, funny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)

I see

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)

With that level of upset
it makes me wonder whether he was an OT poster.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

"Co-pilot not known as a terrorist"
although as a precaution they've suspended all their other pilots known as terrorists.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Pulled pork onna flatbread from Chop'd
spicy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

That's the thing with my job
I lost all those amazing resturants you get in central london
but I won a 20 minute journey into work and the ability to get a cab home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

I hate having the same food each day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

subway bmt
Do you think your weight loss has helped your gut shit as well?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

Nah', I don't think that's really effected it that much, still not 100% sure why I lost all that weight, but my doctors aren't concerned.
I've gotten my apitite back recently though, at lunch time i'm ravinous, but not-so for dinner, so I susspect I might put a _little_ bit of it back on.

I think it helps that I'm saving cash so haven't been getting JustEat/take-aways, I've only had 6 this year, compared to last year when I was getting at least 2-3 a week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)

takeaways are a killer for putting on weight and losing money but they're so nice.
I have heard drug effectivness is related to body mass. Easier to get proper dosage in normal ranged people. But the only ones I've read about are SSRIs and crazy pills they have no effect on fat tissue but sort of just hang around in it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)

That makes sense actually, you're smaller so the dosage % is bigger.
Perhaps not for everything, like your brain, but for some stuff, I donno exactly, I can see how that would work though.

One of the weird thing is that I still have massive tits/belly, it's the rest of me that's dropped weight.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)

Weirdly, that happened to me when I lost weight.
I dropped four stone, but my boobs were still massive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

Cor! Boobs!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)

Don't get too excited
I'm back to being a fatty again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)

But boobs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)

but fat

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:13, Reply)

Good on you !
I think, don't get me wrong, I don't know for sure: but that retaining tit size isn't so bad on a lass than a bloke.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)

general rule is the first place to get fat is the last place to lose it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)

+ man

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)

I'll have to start getting a bit of exersize.
Hoping to get a dog this summer, so that'll help, plus also I might start picking up some golf.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)

look up strong lifts 5x5 it'll help

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:21, Reply)

I'm not sure if I want to invest in all those weights
I'll give Yoga another shot though
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)

Buy a 2l jug of milk with a handle
when it's empty fill it with water. Once that gets too easy fill it with sand. Once that gets too easy fill it with depleted uranium.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)

I tried that but it was already full of milk

( Peej, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

#readingfail
"when it's empty"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)

It's why they weigh you before giving you anaesthetic, same principle.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)

my blog is broadcasterpodiatry.cor

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)

What's the drug, Gonz?

My bag is from Mulberry. It's seen better days, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)

Pregabalin, or something very similar to that...
I gotta admit, for the first few days, I had these moments where I was extremely tired, like, I couldn't open my eyes, and I could hear/see my thoughts very vividly, like a dream, but I was awake with my eyes closed.... I sometimes get that when I'm exorsted, so thought it was part of that, but I think it could be down to the tablets. That effect has gone now though
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Plus it made my Exploding Head Syndrome trigger at first.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)

Ooh. not fun.
We do an awful lot of that drug. I guess it covers a lot of conditions. From what I hear, it's great for neuropathic pain.

LOL my autocorrect wanted to change 'neuropathic' to 'homeopathic'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)

Hah, exploding head doesn't hurt, it's quite cool actually.
In moment of extreme exortion, I can hear like claps/gunshots/can't-explain, but they're very loud. They also sometimes bring on anxiety.... But I know that if I just tilt my head slightly, they go away for a bit, so the anxiety is purely chemical, doesn't come with bad thoughts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)

It's some good shit is that.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)

Amazing stuff, feel on top of the world.
In fat, I actually feel like the persona I've created about myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)

Freshly baked bread dipped in a tomato and basil sauce.

( Peej, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:29, Reply)

Bread
Pâté
Cherry tomatoes
Low-fat yoghurt
Raspberries

Heston's got nothing to worry about.
( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)

Apart from those damn dirty apes

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)

I like this.

( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/littlervictories/post2487726
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)

ace

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)

and my erotic fan fiction of an upset forum member got second
what a shit world we live in
( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)

DENIED, admin-blocked

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)

If only there was was some way of 'editing' my post a few days down the line when he's got his finger back up the dog's bum.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)

I wish I'd become a vet instead :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)

front page of qotw I am so proud

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)

just bought my friend the loveliest cool mint le creuset casserole dish for his wedding
it's so lovely that there's a not at all remote chance of my keeping it and shoving some cash in an envelope for his gift.

/blog
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)

cool mint is not the best colour for cookware

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:53, Reply)

but it's so pretty
i like the bright blue, but the new easter pastels, cool mint, pale yellow and pale pink, are sooooo cute.

meh, it washes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)

I just like the old burnt orange colour
it just seems right
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

I think you're right. My parents have theirs in 'morgan green' but it's not right.
My mum seems to be filling her kitchen with the stuff; she bought a roasting tin that seemed to be no different from any other tin apart from the fact it was an order of magnitude more expensive.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)

what sort of awful person keeps their pots and pans on public display anyway?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:06, Reply)

^^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)

I've got the black cast iron one of them.
The flat round one, it's great for doing stuff on the hobs as well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)

they're brilliant
when i was a kid, my mum bought a full set of saucepans, they were her pride and joy. mate and i tried to make fudge in them, actually made some sort of toxic brown superglue, totally pulled all the enamel off the inside and fucked two of them royally.

that was a long long long grounding :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:11, Reply)

I knocked one over in Debenhams and smashed one of the handles. My mum was livid but I think they let her off.
Mine still needs to build up a patina really, eggs and things stick sometimes.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)

christ, she'd probably have left you there for them to sell to make up the balance

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Baked spuds are good, had one with vegi chili and pitta.
#livingthedream
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:35, Reply)

#dickhead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:38, Reply)

^worse than Dozer

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:53, Reply)

Woah... line crossed dude

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 14:53, Reply)

^ worse than syncubus ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)

*pink sock*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

I'm WFH today so I had some cheese on toast. Some with Worcestershire Sauce, some with Srirachia.
I've also got fibre fitted in the new flat now. I was at the mercy of an appalling talk talk connection before, it struggled to stream video half the time.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)

What's that dark web all about then?
I had a look and it was well dodgy! Drugs and hitmen and more drugs. Can't say I understood half of it, all seems a bit for tinhat loonies.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)

I've heard using the darknet for buying drugs pisses all over having to use street urchins.
They can lower their costs because they don't have to pay people to look out for sword-wielding maniacs.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)

They use DHL apparently

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

How much does a hitman cost?
Out of interest?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)

depends on the weight for most couriers

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

I didn't follow any of the links but it looks like all darkweb transactions ar e done using spacebucks or something

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)

Behave!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

ave old
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Is that her from the Really Wild Show?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)

dont be silly
its her from the Wide Awake Club
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)

roughly 80% of my mates back in the day reckoned they'd had her
Exactly 0% of them had
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

Feel free to send me your spare opiates.

( Muns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:39, Reply)