what a lovely day!
Now, we need some fresh meat up in here.
If you were wanting to entice new beetans, how would you go about it?
Shall we also sell out to the Daily Mirror like Th3mvsu5?
It is the intelligent tabloid after all (poxy oxy moron)

alt. Something about food.
Did you have a nice roast over the Easter?
I sure did.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:08, 117 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2492314
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)

Coming from the guy whose "interesting" replies on here are generally ignored.
*generic geeky link*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)

^upset

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)

by you?
n.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:41, Reply)

I wouldn' admit to posting here, to normal people.
Having one tonight, beef topped with gammon, york pud , the full kit .
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:18, Reply)

I had some tremendous steak with black pudding and pepper sauce on sunday
and some salt beef hash yesterday

#winningatEasterfood
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:20, Reply)

that is indeed winning

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Steak and black pudding? You're easily the best here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Massssssive fish and chips on Friday, full english on Saturday
Chilled on sunday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:23, Reply)

craid davidzzzzz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)

ALL OVER YOUR BOINK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)

Free blowjobs from Jaysums.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)

roll up, roll up!
come one, cum all
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

I was only joking but, you know, if you're up for it ...
*flutters eyelashes*
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)

gaz me yer contact details, yeah?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:41, Reply)

Gone one better

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:37, Reply)

ooer!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:25, Reply)

I had a lovely bit of hake the other day
It's my second favourite fish beginning with the letter H after halibut
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

What a load of pollocks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:24, Reply)

you're skating on fin ice starting a fish pun thread on here

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:24, Reply)

For cod's sake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)

I'm going to stickleback and wait for this to end

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)

Salmon start a new sub-thread
or

THIS is how you remind me?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)

Spit roast? Give or take?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:24, Reply)

no point indulging in troilism if you're not the lucky pierre

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:27, Reply)

NDITB

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)

*hangs tough*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)

Ken Dodd would be proud.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:43, Reply)

probably show them some threads from the glory days
with the more gimpy quotient blotted out.

alt: we had an awesome sunday lunch at a proper yorkshire pub, only complaint was that the menu was enormous and it was impossible to choose. i had garlic mushrooms with crusty bread, whitby haddock and chips, and meatsnakeposter had beer battered black pudding nuggets with chilli alioli and then a surf'n'turf with an enormous steak and crayfish/truffle mac'n'cheese that looked like a gooey heart attack in a bowl. other honorary mentions go to my brother and his wife, who had a chateaubriand served with a smorgasbord of roasted tomatoes, proper yorkshire chips and other bits, my aunt, who had a cumberland sausage the size of her arm, and my brother's mum, who had roasted sea bass.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:25, Reply)

How ARE Lemmy and Rocky?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:28, Reply)

moulting
so miserable as fuck.

also definitely turning gay. but that's ok, so long as they don't lay eggs...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)

#budgiesodomite

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:42, Reply)

( Peej, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:43, Reply)

FP this now

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:46, Reply)

Yorkshire do good fish and chips
Also, Yorkshire fishcakes are win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:30, Reply)

When precisely were these 'glory days'?
You can't say 'before you started posting'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)

ok.....
whenever you've been on holiday
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:37, Reply)

It's going to be properly dead in July/August when we have several posters away at the same time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:38, Reply)

All the properly good stuff gets deleted.
usually because it accompanies a massive flounce.
( Muns, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:47, Reply)

I don't like new people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:35, Reply)

people don't like you either

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:35, Reply)

True, but there is almost a grudging reverence from my fellow misanthropes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:38, Reply)

Names?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:41, Reply)

Im the same irl
Im a reet anti social bugger(er)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:42, Reply)

I don't envy anyone going through 'dating' and all that having to talk to people and pretending to be nice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:45, Reply)

it's ok. gets me out the house.
There's some bloody odd people out there though.
Im picky at the best of times.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:49, Reply)

I'm one of those adorable pricks who strikes up conversations with strangers

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:45, Reply)

My mother is one of those and I still haven't quite got over the embarrassment and can-we-gooo-noooow-ness of my whole childhood experience

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 14:53, Reply)

I wouldn't do it if they were proper cowering wilting violets
You can normally spot grumps and introverts.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)

I know this feeling well.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:06, Reply)

You love them?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:43, Reply)

If we could just keep the current leathery old meat posting that would be a start.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)

Hi!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:08, Reply)

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)

( Peej, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:29, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:37, Reply)

ZERO N

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)

HAHA, very good.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:39, Reply)

Not you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:17, Reply)

I much loved here

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:28, Reply)

You called?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Apr 2015, 15:48, Reply)

I like lovely days, lovely gays and black pudding.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:17, Reply)

that's congealed pigs blood. you disgusting deviant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:20, Reply)

delicious congealed pigs blood

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:23, Reply)

tggi

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:24, Reply)

but... congealed pigs blood
in a "skin".

*voms*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)

sausages are all housed in pigs intestines.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)

linda mccartney's aren't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:42, Reply)

Ive been eating a load of quorn stuff lately.
The chorizo is well weird. it does taste like chorizo but it's just not meat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:44, Reply)

are you poorly?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:47, Reply)

life is all about experimenting.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)

you should try everything once
except Linda McCartney sausages

And Muse LPs

And aerobics
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:03, Reply)

Quorn is wank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:47, Reply)

literally
congealed wank at that
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:50, Reply)

the mince is nice if you make it taste of stuff
monty made us a fantastic smoked ghost chilli the other night, and i made a decent lasagne with it. but the chicken cubes/bacon/chorizo stuff can fuck right off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:51, Reply)

the bacon was particularly horrid

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:55, Reply)

your intentions are noble, GJ
but you're trying to educate somebody with a profound eating disorder
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)

That's me booked in for Age of Ulton at the end of the month :)
what have YOU booked lately?
oooOOOOOOooooo YEAH!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:23, Reply)

I've booked myself into your mum
And when I say "booked" I mean "inserted"
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:25, Reply)

I also got a cock gaz off Baying Cyber Mob poster.
(it's HUGE!)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:26, Reply)

I don't show it to just anyone, you know.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:27, Reply)

I would. what a speciMAN

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:30, Reply)

well this is an out-and-out lie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)

Heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:46, Reply)

Did you ever fingerbang Joanie?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:49, Reply)

I gave her a double thumbs up.

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:50, Reply)

*thumbs up*

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:50, Reply)

Heyyyyy!!!!

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:53, Reply)

piss off dozers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:56, Reply)

Bad language ain't cool.

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:57, Reply)

Then again, neither are that Ralph Malph loser and his fucken prick bumchum Potsy, so swings and roundabouts eh.

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:58, Reply)

um, I mean 'Heyyyyyy!!!!!'

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 16:58, Reply)

Is he dozer?What a prick eh?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:06, Reply)

Heyyyyy!!!!!
Gross stupidity ain't cool!
(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:07, Reply)

this latest incarnation is 8% less shit than the previous one

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:08, Reply)

That's debateable

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:09, Reply)

Hey man, I think you mean 'debatable'!
Heyyyy!!!!!
(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:12, Reply)

thumbs down
get fucked
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:18, Reply)

^ not cool ^
Heyyyy!!!!
(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:25, Reply)

Why the alternative 'comedy' account, instead of the usual rubbish one?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:24, Reply)

why the constant spastication and assumption of everybody's equal stupidity to yourself?
Heyyyy!!!!
(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:27, Reply)

of everybody is equal stupidity

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:29, Reply)

my grammar is correct.

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:31, Reply)

it's a possessive, not a contraction.
Heyyyyy!!!!
(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:32, Reply)

Is your grampa right too?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:33, Reply)

If by 'right' you mean 'dead for over 20 years', then yes. Yes he is.
Hey!
(Good evening Good evening, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:34, Reply)

Is this the real reason our resident wheelchair botherer has stopped posting?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-guernsey-32159284
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:25, Reply)

Fuckers like that give us meds a bad name.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:28, Reply)

Bon Jovi zzzzzzzz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:30, Reply)

Which one?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 17:30, Reply)