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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch?I had a handmade sausage and black pudding scotch egg with caramelised onion relish and a side salad. A proper one too, tomato, cucumber, leaves and coleslaw, none of your quinoa or baby corn rubbish.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:41,
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Well it's about time.Im having a steam meal of fish and potato and a portion of strawberrys
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:43,
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Oustentatiouspiercedmiddleagedrodentbotheringlonelytedioussk8erprick
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:03,
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Not so easy for him to spell though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:05,
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strawberries are DELICIOUS at this time of yearno ... wait ... not delicious ... utterly fucking inedible
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Mmmmm ... massive crunchy tasteless Moroccan strawberries ... yummy. (, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)
tomatoes are DELICIOUS at this time of yearno ... wait ... not delicious ... utterly fucking inedible
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I never understood why 'handmade' is such a desireable thing. I want my food and consumer products produced to a high level of precision and consistency by a sterile robot.
Jason is usually contaminated with faecal matter and spunk.
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I am a bit mad me lol!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51,
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You took me back off ignore to tell me this.What a knob.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:04,
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I'm looking forwards towards dinner, not backwards at my lunch.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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That doesn't sound very nice(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:39,
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It's pretty good.Spicy with Crème fraîche spring onions and cheese
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the food fair that was here earlier in the week had a scotch egg stall with all different typesi retched and carried on walking.
no idea what to have for lunch. roar.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:36,
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A pint and a pickled egg.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:39,
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Egg thrown into a bag of salt and vinegar, standard.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:48,
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salt and vinegar kettle chips may be the finest crisps in the world(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:50,
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i went for a box of mixed salads(grated carrot in vinaigrette with flaked almonds and seeds, potatoes and red onion in yoghurt dressing, quinoa and kidney beans and red coleslaw) but thanks anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:49,
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nobut i did also buy bags of sweets for the team because friday and two bottles of water and a diet coke
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:00,
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Wow they must think very highly of you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:05,
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^ banished from offices ^^ still spends his life online ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:09,
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no, right, get thiswhat people really want is a job where they are hardly allowed to see real people, so instead spend most of their time being bored out of their skull and posting online to cover their sense of deeeeeep inferiority.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:16,
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I need to work about 25 hours a week and about 24 of those are with customersAgain ... I'm sorry that you have to spend long hours getting flabby at a desk but it's really not my fault
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yep and you make it sound soooooo compellingyou're clearly bored titless love.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:20,
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yeah ... "you must be bored cos you're on the internet" doesn't really work when it's typed into the internetby somebody who met their internet-attached boyfriend on the internet
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you're the one who tries to flog your mediocre life as something wonderfulthe time you spend on here does not support it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:25,
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mebbe read that back to yourself on the tube to work every morning(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:15, Reply)
well, i get a taxi most morningssometimes i walk, if it's sunny. but when i do get the tube, it's because i work in the world's most exciting financial centre.
keep sweeping on that industrial estate won't you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:25,
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And that's up against some pretty stiff competition Financial centres are *very* exciting
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:28,
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weeell...london, new york, singapore, hong kong, chicago... they're no coventry, admittedly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31,
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i heard that hitler was going to make coventry the new capital if he'd won(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38,
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I'd probably have moved if he'd done that (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43,
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nahskinny beardy peace loving treehuggers are exactly what the nazis wanted in their super race
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:45,
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I pretty much owe my existence to Hitler (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:48,
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taking public transport to a financial centre is right at the top of my bucket list(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31, Reply)
well, working on an industrial estate in the dead-end east side of the country is on almost everyone else's(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38,
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you two really need to write an FAQ detailing your imaginary version of me(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43, Reply)
oh yeahi'll read that back to myself as i stroll down kensington high street, shall i?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:44,
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you produce pizza that looks like cancerand you criticise anyone else's choice in food.
it's unintentional comedy gold.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:01,
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tell us again how good you are at cooking, bumbagsit's friday, we could do with a laugh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08,
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you're the one who felt the need to pick on my innocent little saladi merely pointed out that it's a hell of a lot tastier than the shit that you wank on about.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:15,
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you're rightsorry
I shouldn't pick on you for having weight issues and a dreary office job
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i don't have any issues with my appearanceand i love my job.
sorry dude.
you're the one who needs to put everyone and everything down all the time. hmmmmm, wonder why.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:19,
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more than you enjoyany of the other things you could be doing when not needed to be in the office.
that's a bit worrying, innit? maybe you need to surround yourself with fluffy toys or something?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:23,
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TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!FRIIIIIDAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:01,
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FLAWLESS VICTORY(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:04,
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BOSH!I might pick up some tools just so I can put them down again.
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we've all picked up the odd tool in our time, jay(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:28,
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that wouldn't even tighten the nuts on a Barbie car.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:51,
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it's cold and I've not been very well and I've had too much to drink and LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BIG BULLY(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:59, Reply)
I had always assumed your bumbag was full of games workshop figurines. (, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:02, Reply)
Im back on ignore again?That dude's schizo innit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:07,
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He did it almost two hours ago to prove to you how much you would care.So yeah, that worked.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:12,
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Haha! I only noticed because he took me off 5 minutes ago to slag me off then back on again.hardly a flawless victory :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:15,
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So, what's going down in /ot today?Apart from YM, obviously.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:33,
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looks like stuff is going down like a turd burger(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:46,
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loads of scat and pthcit's a shame we don't have a moderator to look out for that sort of thing
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Hey, you've got a shiny new mod now.You don't need me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:05,
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deletions, bloo bloos, blocks. Usual really
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:50,
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It's pretty much stopping for the weekend now Come to to think of it, the wind down seemed to start around Monday or Tuesday
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:25,
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Anyway the important thing is that I have a pint now And some nuts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:26,
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