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Lunch?
I had a handmade sausage and black pudding scotch egg with caramelised onion relish and a side salad. A proper one too, tomato, cucumber, leaves and coleslaw, none of your quinoa or baby corn rubbish.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:41,
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Well it's about time.
Im having a steam meal of fish and potato and a portion of strawberrys
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:43,
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Strawberries.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:44,
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Prick.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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Illiterate wanker.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51,
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Wanker.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:53,
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councilpotatohousingbenefitfraudrealitytv wanker
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:21,
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we didn't start the fire...
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:38,
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Oustentatiouspiercedmiddleagedrodentbotheringlonelytedioussk8erprick
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:03,
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That's easy for you to say
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:04,
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Not so easy for him to spell though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:05,
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strawberries are DELICIOUS at this time of year
no ... wait ... not delicious ... utterly fucking inedible
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:46,
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Mmmmm ... massive crunchy tasteless Moroccan strawberries ... yummy.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:49,
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Must you complain about EVERYTHING?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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I'm the most positive person on earth.
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:53,
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HIV?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:54,
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HIV HV HVI and HVII
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:05,
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and HIJKLMNO
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:14,
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HIJKLOLOL
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:21,
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and bingo was his name-o
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:14,
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You'll get struck by lightning if your not careful.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:55,
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don't you mean 'lunchy wunchy nommy noms'?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:44,
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I do fucking not
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:52,
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tomatoes are DELICIOUS at this time of year
no ... wait ... not delicious ... utterly fucking inedible
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:46,
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I never understood why 'handmade' is such a desireable thing.
I want my food and consumer products produced to a high level of precision and consistency by a sterile robot.
Jason is usually contaminated with faecal matter and spunk.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:46,
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spunk is DELICIOUS at this time of year
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:47,
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^^ Being positive ^^
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:02,
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lol
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:05,
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faecal matter is DELICIOUS at this time of year
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:48,
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It's the nutty tang
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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I am a bit mad me lol!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51,
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lol
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51,
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chortle
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:53,
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ledupinblue
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51,
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You took me back off ignore to tell me this.
What a knob.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:04,
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I'm looking forwards towards dinner, not backwards at my lunch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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probably a slice of bland, dry, cake
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$$ ✅, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51,
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Turkey fajitas
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:36,
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That doesn't sound very nice
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:39,
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It's pretty good.
Spicy with Crème fraîche spring onions and cheese
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:44,
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that doesn't sound very nice
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:47,
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the food fair that was here earlier in the week had a scotch egg stall with all different types
i retched and carried on walking.
no idea what to have for lunch. roar.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:36,
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A pint and a pickled egg.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:39,
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I do like a pickled egg
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:41,
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Egg thrown into a bag of salt and vinegar, standard.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:48,
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salt and vinegar kettle chips may be the finest crisps in the world
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:50,
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i went for a box of mixed salads
(grated carrot in vinaigrette with flaked almonds and seeds, potatoes and red onion in yoghurt dressing, quinoa and kidney beans and red coleslaw) but thanks anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:49,
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Get any change from your tenner?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:51,
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Yeah, salad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:53,
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no
but i did also buy bags of sweets for the team because friday and two bottles of water and a diet coke
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:00,
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Wow they must think very highly of you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:05,
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she's like bill gates or oprah or sutin
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08,
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^ banished from offices ^
^ still spends his life online ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:09,
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deffo ... everybody wants to spend more time in the office
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:10,
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no, right, get this
what people really want is a job where they are hardly allowed to see real people, so instead spend most of their time being bored out of their skull and posting online to cover their sense of deeeeeep inferiority.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:16,
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I need to work about 25 hours a week and about 24 of those are with customers
Again ... I'm sorry that you have to spend long hours getting flabby at a desk but it's really not my fault
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:19,
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yep and you make it sound soooooo compelling
you're clearly bored titless love.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:20,
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yeah ... "you must be bored cos you're on the internet" doesn't really work when it's typed into the internet
by somebody who met their internet-attached boyfriend on the internet
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:24,
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you're the one who tries to flog your mediocre life as something wonderful
the time you spend on here does not support it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:25,
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mebbe read that back to yourself on the tube to work every morning
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:15,
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well, i get a taxi most mornings
sometimes i walk, if it's sunny. but when i do get the tube, it's because i work in the world's most exciting financial centre.
keep sweeping on that industrial estate won't you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:25,
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And that's up against some pretty stiff competition
Financial centres are *very* exciting
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:28,
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weeell...
london, new york, singapore, hong kong, chicago... they're no coventry, admittedly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31,
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precisely
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31,
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i heard that hitler was going to make coventry the new capital if he'd won
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38,
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I'd probably have moved if he'd done that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43,
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nah
skinny beardy peace loving treehuggers are exactly what the nazis wanted in their super race
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:45,
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I pretty much owe my existence to Hitler
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:48,
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you're one of the boys from Brazil?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:51,
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defeating the world one bong at a time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:55,
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taking public transport to a financial centre is right at the top of my bucket list
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31,
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well, working on an industrial estate in the dead-end east side of the country is on almost everyone else's
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38,
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dunno anybody who does that
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:40,
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Get you facts right.
He
lives on an industrial estate, not works.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:42,
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you two really need to write an FAQ detailing your imaginary version of me
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:43,
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oh yeah
i'll read that back to myself as i stroll down kensington high street, shall i?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:44,
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well yes
they're sensible people
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08,
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no wonder you're always so miserable
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:59,
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you produce pizza that looks like cancer
and you criticise anyone else's choice in food.
it's unintentional comedy gold.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:01,
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yeah ... totes ... cool
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:07,
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tell us again how good you are at cooking, bumbags
it's friday, we could do with a laugh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08,
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nobody cares, love
pick a squabble with baggy or summat
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:10,
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you're the one who felt the need to pick on my innocent little salad
i merely pointed out that it's a hell of a lot tastier than the shit that you wank on about.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:15,
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you're right
sorry
I shouldn't pick on you for having weight issues and a dreary office job
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:17,
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i don't have any issues with my appearance
and i love my job.
sorry dude.
you're the one who needs to put everyone and everything down all the time. hmmmmm, wonder why.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:19,
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it's not really a need
I just enjoy it
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:22,
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more than you enjoy
any of the other things you could be doing when not needed to be in the office.
that's a bit worrying, innit? maybe you need to surround yourself with fluffy toys or something?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:23,
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TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!
FRIIIIIDAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:01,
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*click*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:03,
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POTD!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:03,
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Oh well played
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:03,
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FLAWLESS VICTORY
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:04,
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\o/
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:07,
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BOSH!
I might pick up some tools just so I can put them down again.
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:08,
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I might pick some tools up too
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:26,
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we've all picked up the odd tool in our time, jay
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:28,
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I'll get my wrench out zzzzzzzzzip
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:29,
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that wouldn't even tighten the nuts on a Barbie car.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:51,
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it's cold and I've not been very well and I've had too much to drink and LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BIG BULLY
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:59,
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I had always assumed your bumbag was full of games workshop figurines.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:02,
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Im back on ignore again?
That dude's schizo innit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:07,
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He did it almost two hours ago to prove to you how much you would care.
So yeah, that worked.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:12,
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who did/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:14,
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baggyfrock
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:15,
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what a fucking frilly nancy
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:16,
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Ignore is for winners.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:55,
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wieners more like
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:58,
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Haha! I only noticed because he took me off 5 minutes ago to slag me off then back on again.
hardly a flawless victory :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:15,
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victory
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:16,
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So, what's going down in /ot today?
Apart from YM, obviously.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:33,
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looks like stuff is going down like a turd burger
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:46,
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I chose the wrong lunch.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:46,
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loads of scat and pthc
it's a shame we don't have a moderator to look out for that sort of thing
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:48,
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Hey, you've got a shiny new mod now.
You don't need me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:05,
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we will always need you, b33fy
always
ALWAYS
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:14,
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that came out a lot creepier than I anticipated
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:18,
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deletions, bloo bloos, blocks.
Usual really
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:50,
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^ upset
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:52,
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It's pretty much stopping for the weekend now
Come to to think of it, the wind down seemed to start around Monday or Tuesday
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:25,
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Anyway the important thing is that I have a pint now
And some nuts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:26,
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anyone buying that Protect Ya Neck 7" tomorrow?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:23,
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already got it on a pre-release
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:23,
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YDTDY
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:32,
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this is something about heels isn't it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38,
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n
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 17:00,
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already got it on compact disk
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:31,
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DS
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:33,
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IC
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 17:36,
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