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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on then Richard
Give us a new question suggestion so I don't have to trawl through the suggestions page you never post any real suggestions on.
keyword=suggestion
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:49, 216 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Give us a new question suggestion so I don't have to trawl through the suggestions page you never post any real suggestions on.
keyword=suggestion
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:49, 216 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
oh i see yet another exclusive thread just for richard, this is bullshit
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Now, this is our tough job but I am very pleased with the result. We can discuss different things but in the end I think we fully deserved the result.
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Two non Richard QOTW's have failed worse than chompy
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE A THIRD?
WELL!
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:03, Reply)
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE A THIRD?
WELL!
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:03, Reply)
Alternatively, the weeks where Richard set the questions finally saw off the remaining few qotwers.
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Tangles googles/wikipedias it to pretend to be knowledgeable because he thinks it make McBeef like him.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:11, Reply)
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I had a dinner party last night and after eating somehow a picture of Mcbeef was produced and the likeness to Gary Oldman discussed.
He's proper famous.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:13, Reply)
He's proper famous.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:13, Reply)
You had a dinner party and mcbeef was a topic of discussion.
That's more than a little weird.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:15, Reply)
That's more than a little weird.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:15, Reply)
My wife's hot cousin wanted to come over and I had a freezer full of steaks.
Mcbeef is always a topic of suggestion in our house.
Want to see the picture so you can decide for yourself?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:32, Reply)
Mcbeef is always a topic of suggestion in our house.
Want to see the picture so you can decide for yourself?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:32, Reply)
Yeah, go on Peej
I'm interested to learn what Jeff's reaction might be
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:45, Reply)
I'm interested to learn what Jeff's reaction might be
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:45, Reply)
*hopes it's a mcbeef picture and not the hot cousin, then ZING! Joke o'clock*
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:47, Reply)
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It was always going to be the Mcbeef picture,, to prove how he is actually Gary Oldman
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I suspect we will just order two of the first thing we like and get home before the kid starts whinging for tit.
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Your kid will sick on it.
As it gets older, it will impart a variety of sticky stains to it. Climbing over the back will wreck to cushions.
You'd do better to stick with a couple of creates, at least until it passes into teenage years.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:04, Reply)
As it gets older, it will impart a variety of sticky stains to it. Climbing over the back will wreck to cushions.
You'd do better to stick with a couple of creates, at least until it passes into teenage years.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:04, Reply)
The baby has her own little sofa already, she keeps falling off it though. So uncoordinated.
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Kids are rubbish, aren't they?
I doubt mine would have made it to their first birthday if I hadn't kept stepping in to ensure their continued survival.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:12, Reply)
I doubt mine would have made it to their first birthday if I hadn't kept stepping in to ensure their continued survival.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:12, Reply)
Yeah, shite, deffo the worst decision I've ever made, it's like a prison sentence
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:14, Reply)
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Trust me, when it starts moving you'll long for the days when it just stayed where it was.
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Don't forget about them learning to speak.
Some kids just won't shut up once they start.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:31, Reply)
Some kids just won't shut up once they start.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:31, Reply)
Thank fuck for that,
Thanks for letting us know, we'll sleep all the better tonight now.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Thanks for letting us know, we'll sleep all the better tonight now.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02, Reply)
I'm sorry to burst your bubble m8
but it's probably just going to be shipped to china and chucked in a big hole.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:05, Reply)
but it's probably just going to be shipped to china and chucked in a big hole.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:05, Reply)
three rough looking men collect my recycling every other Thursday
if you know what I mean
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if you know what I mean
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:17, Reply)
It means you are anally penetrated by strangers on a fortnightly basis.
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Why has nobody made this a meme over the actual huns, destroying stuff and that?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:33, Reply)
I ask my Glasgow Rangers supporting friends and family this on a regular basis.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:35, Reply)
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When I used to work in the bookies there were several patrons who wore full Rangers/Celtic tracksuits constantly.
Fully-grown 40+ men I may add.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:36, Reply)
Fully-grown 40+ men I may add.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:36, Reply)
I've only ever been in Pittodrie for the ale festival.
I have no desire to see any football there.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:48, Reply)
I have no desire to see any football there.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:48, Reply)
Football is for the proles, there is no shame in never having been to see the sport ball played there.
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You should check out 'Full Kit Wankers' on Facebook m8. It's a right larf.
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A few weeks ago when we did the googling real names thing I googled the real name of popular poster Richard Mcbeef
I found a BBC news article which led me to the website of his workplace.
Now I am not threatening to post any real names, work place addresses or naked pictures. But I did find a product on his company webpage that appears to be mispriced at 19p. I might order a 100 for a laugh. Mind you what I'd do with 100 Stainless steel baskets I don't know. Scrap yard?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:46, Reply)
I found a BBC news article which led me to the website of his workplace.
Now I am not threatening to post any real names, work place addresses or naked pictures. But I did find a product on his company webpage that appears to be mispriced at 19p. I might order a 100 for a laugh. Mind you what I'd do with 100 Stainless steel baskets I don't know. Scrap yard?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:46, Reply)
using the cunning "give me your details and I'll send you stuff" ploy
Did you get his credit card details too?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:49, Reply)
Did you get his credit card details too?
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I'd do that to all sorts of poster, but I don't know their surnames with the exceptions of FB contacts
plus notable posters Psychochomp and Rachelswipe. All of whom I've stalked the fuck out of.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:53, Reply)
plus notable posters Psychochomp and Rachelswipe. All of whom I've stalked the fuck out of.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:53, Reply)
I Googled 'psychochomp' once and found a year-old collarspace profile which had been logged on to that very day.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:57, Reply)
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I also found his collarspace profile, which was the direct cause for my "have you ever googled a person and wished you hadn't" thread.
I googled "psychochomp" on that occasion, rather than RN. Poor lad didn't take the advice he dished out to Totach that time.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:00, Reply)
I googled "psychochomp" on that occasion, rather than RN. Poor lad didn't take the advice he dished out to Totach that time.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:00, Reply)
Real Name obviously
that's totally what that meant and not somebody's initials or anything.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:28, Reply)
that's totally what that meant and not somebody's initials or anything.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:28, Reply)
I just googled my omgrealname, but it appears google has never heard of me
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If you google mine you just get a bunch of Canadian college professors.
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Yeah it has, you get your address and phone number. That's how I prank called you while other internets laughed in the background
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What really disgusts me about all this is how, as a grown man,
you apparently haven't lifted your not inconsiderably sized head out of the playground level of taunting. Prank calls? Who do you think you are, anyway?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:09, Reply)
you apparently haven't lifted your not inconsiderably sized head out of the playground level of taunting. Prank calls? Who do you think you are, anyway?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:09, Reply)
Yeah!
Making false accusations against yourself without a shred of evidence is the way to go here! Any suggestion that you make some effort to justify your claim is not sensible! It is an attempt to OPPRESS you! And when it is pointed out that you were very wrong, who cares, it's "fair enough" to be very wrong and make false accusations! Right?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:30, Reply)
Making false accusations against yourself without a shred of evidence is the way to go here! Any suggestion that you make some effort to justify your claim is not sensible! It is an attempt to OPPRESS you! And when it is pointed out that you were very wrong, who cares, it's "fair enough" to be very wrong and make false accusations! Right?
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:30, Reply)
No, it's true, Frog really did look up my phone number
Luckily he only used it to have phone sex with me
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:31, Reply)
Luckily he only used it to have phone sex with me
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:31, Reply)
There's a load of ugly people with mine on LinkedIn
Im the prettiest of my namesake fo sho
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:16, Reply)
Im the prettiest of my namesake fo sho
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:16, Reply)
I get a film actor with a similar name
and then some random on twitter.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:31, Reply)
and then some random on twitter.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:31, Reply)
QOTW Chat, Shit Chat, Maths Love Games, Property Chat, Wire Basket Chat, Otis Chat
AND RECYCLING CHAT!
Fucking good thread, well done guys! Won't see the likes of these days again.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:17, Reply)
AND RECYCLING CHAT!
Fucking good thread, well done guys! Won't see the likes of these days again.
( , Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:17, Reply)
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