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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on then RichardGive us a new question suggestion so I don't have to trawl through the suggestions page you never post any real suggestions on.
keyword=suggestion
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Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 8:49,
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oh i see yet another exclusive thread just for richard, this is bullshit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:00,
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PJ 4 RMcSaw that written on the blackboard.
Must be true.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:02,
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IB?Does Richard have an irritable bowel.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:04,
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It also bore the legend 'IDST'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:04,
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Now, this is our tough job but I am very pleased with the result. We can discuss different things but in the end I think we fully deserved the result. (
Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:10,
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I'm 2.0ing them both then posting about them because I'm so upset(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:02,
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Two non Richard QOTW's have failed worse than chompyDO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE A THIRD?
WELL!
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Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:03,
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Richard the THIRDOr Richard the TURD.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:03,
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Alternatively, the weeks where Richard set the questions finally saw off the remaining few qotwers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:05,
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I hope that Richard proposes a question about Sneakers(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:07,
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Or obscure music that only him and Tangles have heard of(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:09,
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Tangles googles/wikipedias it to pretend to be knowledgeable because he thinks it make McBeef like him. (
Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:11,
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I've got such a crush on him(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:12,
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I had a dinner party last night and after eating somehow a picture of Mcbeef was produced and the likeness to Gary Oldman discussed.He's proper famous.
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Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:13,
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You had a dinner party and mcbeef was a topic of discussion.That's more than a little weird.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:15,
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I mean, a dinner party on a THURSDAY!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:15,
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My wife's hot cousin wanted to come over and I had a freezer full of steaks.Mcbeef is always a topic of suggestion in our house.
Want to see the picture so you can decide for yourself?
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Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:32,
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Might as well.Fuck all else going on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:33,
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Yeah, go on PeejI'm interested to learn what Jeff's reaction might be
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:45,
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*hopes it's a mcbeef picture and not the hot cousin, then ZING! Joke o'clock*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:47,
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This is gonna be soooo lol(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:48,
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It was always going to be the Mcbeef picture,, to prove how he is actually Gary Oldman(
Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:49,
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VOAT!Which of Mcbeef's QOTW suggestions is the fewer worst one.
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Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:30,
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I'm not voting.We don't want a democracy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:32,
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It's your democratic right to abstain.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:36,
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your post in the last thread looks shit on a notphone :((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:51,
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soz babe, I did my best(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 9:52,
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Exciting news.The recycling has been collected.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:00,
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More exciting news!We're going sofa shopping today.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02,
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We went sofa shopping the other day.Didn't buy owt though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02,
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I suspect we will just order two of the first thing we like and get home before the kid starts whinging for tit. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:10,
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Your kid will sick on it.As it gets older, it will impart a variety of sticky stains to it. Climbing over the back will wreck to cushions.
You'd do better to stick with a couple of creates, at least until it passes into teenage years.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:04,
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The baby has her own little sofa already, she keeps falling off it though. So uncoordinated. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:09,
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Kids are rubbish, aren't they?I doubt mine would have made it to their first birthday if I hadn't kept stepping in to ensure their continued survival.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:12,
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Yeah, shite, deffo the worst decision I've ever made, it's like a prison sentence (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:14,
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Trust me, when it starts moving you'll long for the days when it just stayed where it was.(, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:18, Reply)
Don't forget about them learning to speak.Some kids just won't shut up once they start.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:31,
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Thank fuck for that,Thanks for letting us know, we'll sleep all the better tonight now.
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Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:02,
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I'm sorry to burst your bubble m8but it's probably just going to be shipped to china and chucked in a big hole.
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Is that a wanking euphemism?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:10,
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No.The recycling has been collected.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:15,
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three rough looking men collect my recycling every other Thursdayif you know what I mean
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It means you are anally penetrated by strangers on a fortnightly basis.(, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:31, Reply)
Why has nobody made this a meme over the actual huns, destroying stuff and that?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:33,
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I ask my Glasgow Rangers supporting friends and family this on a regular basis. (, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:35, Reply)
When I used to work in the bookies there were several patrons who wore full Rangers/Celtic tracksuits constantly.Fully-grown 40+ men I may add.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:36,
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I've only ever been in Pittodrie for the ale festival.I have no desire to see any football there.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:48,
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Football is for the proles, there is no shame in never having been to see the sport ball played there.(, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:53, Reply)
You should check out 'Full Kit Wankers' on Facebook m8. It's a right larf.(, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:53, Reply)
or twitter@Full_KitWanker
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:26,
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^ still the best one here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:51,
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A few weeks ago when we did the googling real names thing I googled the real name of popular poster Richard McbeefI found a BBC news article which led me to the website of his workplace.
Now I am not threatening to post any real names, work place addresses or naked pictures. But I did find a product on his company webpage that appears to be mispriced at 19p. I might order a 100 for a laugh. Mind you what I'd do with 100 Stainless steel baskets I don't know. Scrap yard?
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Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:46,
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using the cunning "give me your details and I'll send you stuff" ployDid you get his credit card details too?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:49,
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I'd do that to all sorts of poster, but I don't know their surnames with the exceptions of FB contactsplus notable posters Psychochomp and Rachelswipe. All of whom I've stalked the fuck out of.
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Kroney, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:53,
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I Googled 'psychochomp' once and found a year-old collarspace profile which had been logged on to that very day.(, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 10:57, Reply)
I also found his collarspace profile, which was the direct cause for my "have you ever googled a person and wished you hadn't" thread.I googled "psychochomp" on that occasion, rather than RN. Poor lad didn't take the advice he dished out to Totach that time.
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Kroney, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:00,
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Real Name obviouslythat's totally what that meant and not somebody's initials or anything.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:28,
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I just googled my omgrealname, but it appears google has never heard of me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:00,
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If you google mine you just get a bunch of Canadian college professors.(
Kroney, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:01,
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Yeah it has, you get your address and phone number. That's how I prank called you while other internets laughed in the background (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:06,
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No need to get big headed about it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:07,
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What really disgusts me about all this is how, as a grown man,you apparently haven't lifted your not inconsiderably sized head out of the playground level of taunting. Prank calls? Who do you think you are, anyway?
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Kroney, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:09,
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I'm Richard Hammond. I don't bully directly. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:11,
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Oh yeah, there is that one squealy site(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:11,
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Yeah!Making false accusations against yourself without a shred of evidence is the way to go here! Any suggestion that you make some effort to justify your claim is not sensible! It is an attempt to OPPRESS you! And when it is pointed out that you were very wrong, who cares, it's "fair enough" to be very wrong and make false accusations! Right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:30,
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No, it's true, Frog really did look up my phone numberLuckily he only used it to have phone sex with me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:31,
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It was me laughing and wanking in the background (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:45,
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Oh I don't feel so bad now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:47,
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There's a load of ugly people with mine on LinkedInIm the prettiest of my namesake fo sho
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:16,
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I get a film actor with a similar name and then some random on twitter.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:31,
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QOTW Chat, Shit Chat, Maths Love Games, Property Chat, Wire Basket Chat, Otis ChatAND RECYCLING CHAT!
Fucking good thread, well done guys! Won't see the likes of these days again.
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Peej, Fri 9 Oct 2015, 11:17,
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