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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In honour of Mikes awesome list,
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234
(shows people spakking out on /talk)

Who has failed offtopic in a entertaining way?
edit: bonus points for links.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, 64 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
There's a great one at this link HERE.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)
Are you talking about me?
I see what you did, and I hate you for it.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Mike's awesome list
Yeah, that's right, someone whose modus operandi is to call people a cunt on an internet board, and then compile people's reactions to it in a list.

What a hard, hard man he must be.

YES I am on his sodding list. I find it more than pathetic, in fact somewhat troubling that someone compiles a list of this "victories".

I'll go out on a limb here, knowing that some QOTW folk inhabit /talk and vice-versa.

I've been on /talk I think on only a couple of occasions, both when I was drunk and before I really got into OT. I'd never go there again.

It seems to a cabal of name-calling twunts. The noise to signal ratio on there is atrocious; the people who inhabit it are welcome to it.

I don't think it's amusing behaviour to call someone a cunt. Especially if that is your first contact with them.

Banter between virtual friends is fair enough. /talk just seems to be, for those who dip into it as newbies, the equivalent of going up to the "hard" kids in the playground and talking to them - and getting greeted with swearing, spitting and generally infantile behaviour.

So no, I don't think Mike's list is "awesome". It's just a perpetuation of the bullying, exclusivity of the /talk clique.

Which they are welcome to - and which is why I'm keen to tell them to fuck off when they try and inflict the same shit on this board. I'd hate to think /qotw is exclusive to that degree, and I think anyone would be welcome here, unless they want to play /talk -style games, in which case they should go back to whence they came.

Rant over
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:41, Reply)
cunt
sorry. couldn't resist.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)
FAAAAIIIIILLL
Gutted
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:53, Reply)
I recommend a dose of manning the fuck up.

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)
Cunt.

(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:32, Reply)
dude
careful

he's 6 foot 2
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)
Yeah but I must be a hard, hard man, so I'd probably DO HIM.

(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:19, Reply)
srsly dude
6 foot 2

you'd better go back to whence you came
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:22, Reply)
THE LIST is the funniest thing on b3ta this year, possibly ever
and yes, I'm on it

aaaaaand you have no sense of humour
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:13, Reply)
by the way, it's "from whence"
not to, that doesn't make any sense
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:16, Reply)
Cunt.

(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:19, Reply)
Hahaha, you massive fucking fail.
Grow up.
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:20, Reply)
oh man, I forgot about offtopic, I should post here more often

(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This should totally go on the list.

(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:36, Reply)
Maybe I should have a "What people have said about the list" section.

(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:38, Reply)
What about a section featuring the best flounces of the other boards?

(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:43, Reply)
I added the "what people have..." bit.
YOU MADE IT ON YO!
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:44, Reply)
I don't think you are a cunt.
You are more of a wanker.
You need character to be a cunt.
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)
Still think you're a cunt here, dude.

(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:12, Reply)
Oh grow up you whiny little shit.
I'm on the list. I think it's fucking hilarious.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:44, Reply)
I'm ashamed to be on the same list as you
You gasping bellend.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 17:30, Reply)
Cunt.

(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:48, Reply)
Cunt.

(, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:12, Reply)
I Was Mordred is a cunt who fucks dogs.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)
I believe William Wordsworth said it best when he coined the phrase
"You Cunt!"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)
You massive cunt.

(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 17:24, Reply)
Oh what a silly cunt

(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Haha, you gigantic cunt.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, Reply)
I like you
Can we be friends?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22, Reply)


(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)


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(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Cunt

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:25, Reply)
You epic nonce.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Cunt

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Cunt

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)
not all visitors to /talk get called cunts
only people like you, you stupid fucking cunt
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Cunt.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)
i don't call people cunts very often
this'll be fun

you cunt
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)
lol even the talk mod thinks you're a cunt.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:57, Reply)
It's a new month, and you're still a cunt.

(, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)
A whole new year, and you're still a gigantic cunt.

(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 23:08, Reply)
What a fucking stupid cunt.

(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:18, Reply)
I can't even begin to understand how you're such a massive fucking cunt.

(, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Haha, you cunt.

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Two years later, still a cunt
You cunt
(, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Cunt.

(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
hahahaha. First time I've seen this.
What a cunt.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:06, Reply)
You twat.
Just thought I'd join in, and add a tiny bit of variety.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:02, Reply)
You still a cunt, yo.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Just checking in, cunt

(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 18:41, Reply)
Holy shit, almost four years of being a cunt. That's got to be a record.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Still a cunt after all these years :'(

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:02, Reply)
What a big cunt.

(, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I bet you're still a cunt

(, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Still a cunt, dude.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)
cunt

(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:50, Reply)
prick

(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:52, Reply)
you fucking cunt cunt

(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Nearly five years on and you're still a cavernous gaping cunt.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)
cunt

(, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 22:27, Reply)
To be honest
T'Interweb slap Fights (TIFs), are some of the funniest things I have seen. That said I do have a thick skin.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:52, Reply)
reading through the list
I cant help but wonder what % of b3tans have been banned?
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)

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