Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah Gaga Ooh-la-la!
I appear to have passed my end of year exams, although I'm still waiting on the confirmation letter in case the website is fucking with me. Could be a while since I think our postie is scared of snow. What surprising things have you found out today?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:09, 168 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and there was you so sure you'd failed :-P
I was surprised to see that my snow penguin was still totally intact this morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Hurrah for it is indeed a most fabulous snow penguin

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Pictures?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaa you're not his fb friend

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Sorry that was a bit mean
if you ask nicely then he might let you see his friendly penguin
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Haaaaaaaa you use Facebook!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Haaaa you have silly music taste

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Ooooh
withering.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

like your penis?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

My put down was as on form as yours was Monty dear
Cack to say the least.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:04, Reply)

tell him his music taste is generic and middle of the road.
That'll piss him off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Most of it doesn't seem to be though. I just don't get the Bowie hate

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Funnily enough I love Jon Spencer
and have done since his first band Pussy Galore. Their 'Sugarshit Sharp' LP is a deranged classic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)

So stop the Bowie hate and we'll get along just fine
open.spotify.com/track/2ZBK73fgImuLjdK2UiKksN

open.spotify.com/track/0vHthE8A4f3lmlmeL8ZsTm
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I like Rebel Rebel
in fact I even own the 45 of it. But everything else he's ever done has been awful - and he ruined Raw Power by The Stooges with his spasticated mix. For that alone - let alone the video to 'Ashes to Ashes', he should be shot in the face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I have ashes to ashes stuck in my head
it's driving me mental

I'd almost managed to get Echoes by Pink Floyd in there instead, but I've failed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I'd rather have Aga-fucking-doo stuck in my head
that that mountain of pretentious mediocrity...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)

which one?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Ashes to Ashes
Echoes is alright. In a slightly 'meh' way....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I like Echoes
in part because when really stoned it goes well with the end weird bit of 2001: A space odyssey.

it also has sonar noises. must remember to use those in my stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)

My father does an incredible sonar impression
His 'I'm in a WWII submarine' routines were captivating to us as children. Up there with his 'polar explorer' one, replete with howling wind noises.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)

sounds excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

An internationally recognised scientist and philosopher
....with the sense of humour of a naughty five-year-old.

He's unique to say the least.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

sounds it
explains why you are like you are a bit though ;-)

I'm the offspring of a lawyer and an arty beatnik...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Ha - never really thought about it but you may have a point.
The grumpiness is all my own work, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I'm not that arsed about old Dave either way
But Absolute Beginners makes me all dreamy and goosbumpy and weepy but happy.
And I bet his fans hate it. I dunno why, but I bet they do.
But I love it. There.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Whut? Yeah I'm not a big lover of Absolute beginners to be honest.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I didn't think you would
I think most people who like him would think Absolute beginners was pap.
I like it because it has that chord progression that takes you with it, like old-fashioned pop or Phil Spector or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

(in stupid Bowie voice) 'I absolutely hate it.'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)

As if I thought for a minute YOU'D like it
It's too sweet and quixotic for you, you old git.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Fack orf
There are more sweet and quixotic moments on Tractor's first LP than in the whole pretentious career of David Jones, the cheesy solo artist, sorry I meant r&b howler, sorry I meant trippy spaceman, sorry I meant theatrical mime performer, sorry I mean plastic soul artiste, sorry I meant 80s MOR stadium bender, sorry I meant JUNGLIST MASSIVE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I'm not even a fan of Bowie
so save your bile, you toad!
And shut up about tractors man. They're all stuck in the snow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Never!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

So wait a second, you can't even appreciate The man who fell to Earth or Labyrinth?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

both films are fine
Actually The Man Who Fell to Earth is an excellent film, but the accompanying music is utter tosh for both, if you ask me. Which, in fairness, you did.

My little sister LOVES Labyrinth - it has an innocent charm to it, and the MC Escher bits are visually excellent, but Dave's gay songs severely jeopardise my enjoyment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Nope, I just meant the films on this occasion
It's good to know that your hatred for the Bowie doesn't hamper your visual pleasure.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

For me the highest pinnacle of his career
is without doubt the 'Dancing in the Streets' video he did with Mick Jagger. Possibly the funniest piece of TV EVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Haha, I haven't seen that in ages

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I don't like everything he's ever done, for example I hate the tin machine phase he went through
But there are a few albums that I hold dear.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Tin Machine were especially awful.
One band-wagon too far, even for that coat-tailer extraordinaire...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

My photography lecturer made us watch a video of them playing at Phoenix festival. I'd been there at the time and walked off in disgust
Not impressed.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

yer tis
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3045702&l=8e250795fa&id=514239604
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Awesomes
Also, look at the example of someone being nice Becky. You could learn a few things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Sure I could, but I choose to ignore it. I think it's for the best

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I suppose you can just concentrate on learning how to stop cats dying instead.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Ha ha now I know your name.
Watch out.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

crap
although, you could quite easily have found it through friends of friends on there

I've known yours for some time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

you stalker.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I kow yours
But I wouldn't call it a name, more a collection of letters. Like on Countdown.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

This coming from a claire

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

she can't even spell it right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

WOAH!
One, you spell it SO wrong, two, I'll now have to go into Witness Protection AGAIN. Cheers, my death may be on your hands.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:03, Reply)

*fingers crossed*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I'm going to fuck you up!
Your surname is like something off a Carry On film.
Did you make it up?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I was about to suggest it was a euphemism for an erection
would that be getting too personal?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:09, Reply)

That's exactly what it is though.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Still doesn't beat my Media lecturer's name from college.
GOLDSHAFT.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

There's one at Northampton Uni
and his name's X Mendick.
(I dunno what its special powers are)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You really think you're in a position to mock other peoples surnames?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:13, Reply)

*laughs from a position of surname security*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Don't make me tell everyone your middle name.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm not embarrassed by it!
Valerie is a perfectly reasonable man's name!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

What the hell???
It's just a surname. It's rather irish but it does NOT mean 'stiff in the undercarriage'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Caam down caam down
Let's ave a cuppa tea, eh?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Nana?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Only Cancer Joy knows my surname
and he ain't tellin'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It's Kipling.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

foolery?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Soze
Kaiser Soze
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL, YOU CUNT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Fuck off back to Guatemala

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

is that anywhere near
Guatemala?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

ssshhhh
FF didn't correct it, so I assumed it must be right even thought it looked wrong!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

'They' got to me mate
Said they were gonna strap me down and play the entire Bowie back catalogue to me through high end Grado headphones, whilst simultaenously showing me all his videos in slow motion in 3D Imax.

I'm sure you'll understand.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'd have done the same, fair enough mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

you wish

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I made a snow me
sitting on the sofa on my terrace. I made myself a snow DS so I don't get bored.

It's life size though, so when it goes dark it actually looks like someone creepy is sitting on the sofa and watching me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Congratulations
Um... that I can turn up an hour late for work and noone would notice?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I did yesterday and no one minded. I also left 2 hours early and have today off.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

that song is in my head now,
I hate you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Mission accomplished

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Well done indeed
1) Snow can sound like polystyrene.
2) I dislike snow that sounds like polystyrene.
3) Going to the hairdresser is still a hateful experience.
4) I want to buy a huge barrel printer.

Quite the morning, I think you'll agree.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Crunchy snow
sounds like when you rub cotton wool together *shudder*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I have discovered...
...that Timberland boots have really rubbish grip in ice/snow conditions.

I also discovered that the frosty road is very hard and that the dull pain from landing on my arse is taking over two hours to subside.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I knew she'd passed
I'm not psychic, I'm just not a pessimistic tart of doom!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Oi Scouse, it was a fucking horrible exam alright? Plus I did pretty much fuck all proper revision

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Ok, so you're a genius AND a pessimistic tart of doom!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

bows

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:27, Reply)

i've heard that it's so cold down your way
that Scousers have been seen with hands in their own pockets :)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

yeah but all the grit's been nicked
:(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Haha
Zing!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Watch it, Happy Feet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:40, Reply)

My feet are happy actually
Cos I got back in bed when I got home :D Take that, worker people!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'm staying off again tomorrow
I'm gonna stay at my mum's tonight. And she IS a penguin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Em, a penguin? Have you gone t'mental?
I actually left the house today. It was well exciting, if a bit nippy. -14 here overnight.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Woah!
-14??? Where the hell are you?
And my mum is a penguin. She always has been. One of my earliest memories is her 21st birthday (she's 50 today) and my uncle had cut out the penguin from the biscuit wrapper and stuck it to her card.

We have a penguin festival in Liverpool at the mo and I took a photo of one wearing a dickie bow and captioned it "Care to dance, madam?" and I bet she thought about it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

South of Scotland
They build us to cope with it though.

And that story doesn't make what you said sound any less mental, but it also sounds like a pretty good explanation.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

That's just the way it is
Oh yeah, you lot are hardy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Not that I imagine you Scousers are any less so

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

The scallies are
because they go out wearing nearly nothing.
But the rest of us are wimps.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Congrats !
Rockband (the first one) came through the post today, first thing I downloaded for it was this song called "Wonderwall" by this band called "Oasis". I'm hoping it'll teach me how to play it properly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

So you have post today?
Hopefully I will too
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Finger's crossed !
Are you looking forward to anything good, or are you hoping for some pizza menus?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Pizza menus and my exam results letter

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)

OH BOY ! PIZZA MENUS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I KNOW RIGHT?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I learnt that chickens can survive an overnight temp of -8 degrees C
doesnt stop them complaining about the cold though. Like it's my fault...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:24, Reply)

If you bubble wrap their coop - the outside, not the inside because they'll eat it then they will complain less

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Just think how satisfying each pop would sound though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Leave air inlets or else
you will need to make a lot of soup.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I put blankets over the coup last night
I dont have any bubble wrap
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Good plan, putting a ping pong ball in their water bowl will stop it from freezing too

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I love Lady GaGa
And I don't care what you think, so there.

Surprising things? That after trying for months, I actually CAN get a class of 15 year olds to sit down for an hour without threatening to kill each other/throwing stuff about the place/generally being overly annoying.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Lady GaGa is ace
and makes my willy do a twitch
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

In time with hers?
I think Lady Gaga's hilarious and would pay actual money to see him/her live
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Congratumalations.
Brains....mutter mutter.....and beauty....mutter mutter......not fair......mutter mutter.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

If it helps BGB, it took me ages to navigate the site to actually find my results because I can be extremely thick at times
the clickable link stating 'examination results winter '09' escaped me for at least 5 minutes. I'm not yet dressed and look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards, such is the style of my sexeh sexeh hair when I get up in the morning.

Bonus fail point, my cat vomited on the pillow next to me in the night and I appear to have leaned on it as my arm smells.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Your cat ever vomited over the back of the television?
That's fun and not dangerous to clean at all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Nope, it's an LCD, so he'd have trouble balancing on it seeing as he's gigantor kitty

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Yay!
I had a dicky fit this week because I upgraded my internet security on-line and it didn't work. If I had read the instructions properly I would have realised all I had to do was get into the confirmation email and there was a link to get the thing up-graded. I nearly rang up their customers service line before I realised what a twit I had been.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I'm lazy enough to phone customer services and rant at them for making things too damn annoying
I don't pay for my security though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:20, Reply)

It's for work so I have to have top notch security as the boss is paranoid.
He won't even let me do internet banking for the business.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Ahh I see. Mine is top notch since I found that my last one was actually a bit shit, just someone else pays for it for me

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

ugh
you thick, ugly stinker

;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

YAY!
Well done lovely, that's exciting news indeedy! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Thanks lovely :)
You coming out to play on Saturday?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Can I just ask
Is the bash on Saturday really just going to be myself, bill and Rosa? Or are you talking about a house party hosted by a b3tan who doesn't come on OT anymore? Or are you talking about something else entirely that I'm not invited to?
( djtrialprice, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Something else love
Don't worry there'll be other bashes :)

Edit: I didn't know there was a bash on Saturday. Looks like it's just you and Bill as Rosalicious doesn't do bashes :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I'm a bit of an expert on exams. As I'm sure you understand.
so here's my plan...
1)Be exceedingly knowledgable about everything.
2)Get a wife and child.
3)Be right about everything on the internet, especially when not on the internet.
4)Develop the inability to pass any container of alcohol, especially open ones.
5)It's already lunchtime so let's just have a little drink of vodka or gin. It's allright, the wife won't find out if you don't tell her, it can be our little secret.
6)Bang some things with spanners and rip off the old ladies.
7)Spend the money on whisky. or gin. or maybe vodka.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I promise to follow these to the letter and see if I can become as much of a figure of hatred as you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Hatred is the highest form of flattery.
All that effort people go to on my account.
Amazing.
I'm not really surprised, everyone is just jealous of me and my drinking.
I'm a little bit thirsty.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)

What an odd chap.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Do you not like the occasional drink?
just a little glass of vodka or two.
or maybe some gin?
the money i make ripping off old ladies comes in very handy.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Sherry ftw

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

my grandparents used to have a cat called Sherry
interesting huh?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Not really, but thanks for playing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I only just remembered it
so had to get it out there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Aww sharing ONLINE
bless
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

i fancy some cointreau.
then i can just tell the wife i've been eating oranges and she won't suspect a thing.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Put it on pancakes and make her sozzled too

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)

she doesn't drink much so that'll work really well.
then when she's passed out on the floor i can get to the pub.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Firm handshakes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Put your cock away

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Firm handshakes back.
OMG i love cointreau nearly as much as vodka, but i prefer the taste of vodka.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

"Develope" What the fuck does that mean? It looks like a retard's spelling of "Develop", god, you're so thick.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

IT'S SPELY WHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!111!">23!1!!!
*inhaler*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

A develope is an antelope made of rage

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

it's like an antelope
mindpiss (almost)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Woah!
And I almost put escalope too, but changed my mind...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)

we're like this me and you
*does two finger gesture between eyes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Is that like 'fingers crossed'?
Or are you flicking me the 'v'.
Or are you watching me before you bring me down to Chinatown?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I can't see it myself
but I'm assuming this video shows what I mean

www.metacafe.com/watch/822146/barneys_eyes_how_i_met_your_mother/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Oh that's lovely
*spits in palm*
Shake?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)

*spits in your palm*
ok
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You're supposed to spit in your own!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Right fuck off
we're not spit-brothers any mo'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)

awwww
I was about to suggest that we become official BFFs...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Oh oh oh
ok then!
Can we hide hedgehogs in a treehouse?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

despite that being one of the weirdest things I've ever been asked...
of course we can!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Aw man
*goes to get magnifying glass and put on some dungarees*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)

*is already wearing some*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Is your t-shirt stripey?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

you knows it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You win the internet today

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

*does Snoopy dance*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

*throws head back and wigs out*
like Woodstock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)