Alright QOTW
You're all secretly desperate to show and tell.

Post sexy photographs of yourselves for us all to pander over. Quickly now.
( WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:47, 55 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mine's already been posted on here.
So lets see yours
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:57, Reply)

As you wish
Odd Photo Of Me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:01, Reply)

haha
That looks like Alastair Darling's spastic lovechild.
( WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:22, Reply)

that's softened the bone-on i got from looking at the pic in your profile
edit: that you've removed, thus rendering my comment nonsense
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Not removed, broken link, will fix now
There we are!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:40, Reply)

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:36, Reply)

didn't we do this in about 2006?
the hottest b3tan by votes on H or N was the resident loon, as i recall.

but whilst you're here, you could explain the random words in your sig? it is more misunderstood and universally confused and potentially dangerous than the data protection act.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:07, Reply)

My brother and I used to insult each other with stupid names from a daft computer game
some of the classic combinations were:
Handsome Paedophile
Gay Hitler
and
King of France
( WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

this has cleared up an ancient mystery for me
excellent and gracias and all that. now can i get you to guess the PIN on my emergency bank account, as i could do with the cash? ta!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:28, Reply)

They are often remarked upon
many consider them the funniest thing about this account.
( WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:31, Reply)

"this account"
how many wormuluseseseses are there?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Stupid names from a daft computer game?
How about an entire QOTW post from a daft computer 'game'.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I still say
"In for a conference, out for a chameleon"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Me in my early twenties, before I discovered amphetamenes.
talay.psu.ac.th/stdpages/HTMWeb47/w7050/stuffsforbanner/Fat_women.jpg
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I think you're probably less attractive than that.

( WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)

True but I don't sweat as much.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:27, Reply)

who said
you could flick through my facebook photos :( ?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:28, Reply)

stop trying to protect me
we all know that's me in that picture
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:50, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/2d02d2b686cbd66f1844/me-in-those-panties.jpg
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:04, Reply)

wow
that is sexy
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Christ that is grim.

( WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:17, Reply)

NSFW!
pass the mind-bleach.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:06, Reply)

you have stated elsewhere that that is not you
cheater
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:37, Reply)

I only posted it because you were here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 5:38, Reply)

farm3.static.flickr.com/2773/4474048098_5f105a8b9f_o.jpg
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Hubba Hubba
entirely gratuitous, I can't even tell gender from that pic
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:26, Reply)

If I told you I was 6'4" and weighed about 15 stone, would that help?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:28, Reply)

You're my kind of woman
actually you're clearly one and a half of my kind of woman.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:36, Reply)

8 years ago
7 years ago
Last week
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:49, Reply)

needs a shave. and a haircut. pop round and i'll buzz-cut you.
what's all that in the background?
looks like a bunch of hippies to me...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:09, Reply)

first pic is sexy though, reclining in that "come hither" style...
so what's with the mud huts and hippies?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Hippies and stuff
Last week, I went on an ecobuilding course where I spent 5 days camping in the wilds of East Sussex while learning to build buildings from locally available materials (in this case, a pagan fertility chapel disguised as a root-cellar built from sandbags with a layer of straw and clay plaster) and just generally play around in the mud. Despite the weather, we enjoyed ourselves and seeing our energies and enthusiasm manifested in a physical object is something wonderful - especially if it's something we can shelter in. And I also learned about the bowel habits of caterpillars.

BTW the first pic was taken in the office of my previous-to-last office-job. And I also misread "come hither" as "come hitler".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Oh, and here's the finished product
www.b3tards.com/u/2a276acbf23afdca7b3b/root_cellar.jpg
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:46, Reply)

There's something vaguely....
I dunno, mingey about it?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Is that
ming-ey or minge-y ?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Sorry
Minge-esque possibly.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:55, Reply)

I'd shag it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:00, Reply)

I'd shag-pile it

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Does "locally available materials"
include your local Jewsons?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Nah.
The bulk of the materials were sand and clay dug up locally. Although the sandbags themselves were produced somewhere else.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Homebase.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:29, Reply)

You must be due an iPhone upgrade soon Wormy, you going for the 4?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I don't pay much attention to my contract.

( WormuIus, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Okay.

( Wanderer, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:35, Reply)

LIES!
ON THE INTERNET!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I am shocked,
SHOCKED, I say, that you would disbelieve me. You have impugned my honor, sir, and shall be challenged to a duel at dawn!

Here is my weapon of choice:


( Wanderer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:31, Reply)

more posts like this, please

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:32, Reply)

*shakes head*
So shallow.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Nonsense.
And to prove her depths, I give you the following:


( Wanderer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:32, Reply)

ta da!
mictoboy.co.uk/other/mecensored.jpg
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Looks like a Borg's force field

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 7:08, Reply)

About a month ago
Hair is slightly longer now.

Here
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Me looking posh
Only photo of myself I have here
Here you go

Blurriness is due to slightly rubbish camera on phone

*awaits croissant*
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:54, Reply)

This is me.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:52, Reply)

Why do you look so unhappy?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 7:09, Reply)