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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:00, 95 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She's married? Poor bastard.

( Peej, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I want to be Malcolm Tucker when I grow up!

( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

"Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock! "
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

"Hey easy on the curse words fella."

( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck.

( Peej, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

"Don't slap it on my 'ead you plum, just biff it into my pobba!"
Gang Bang Girls 14.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

"Talk to me about an ambush? I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!"

( Kroney, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

LOVE IT!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

"I never walk into a place that I don't know how to walk out of"
I love that film.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

You're a cunt you'll always be a cunt, the only thing that'll ever change is you'll become more of a cunt
maybe have some more cunt kids.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

You're a wrong 'un, just like your dad, never liked him, just like your kids will be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

In Bruges yay. Next!

( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

"RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAARRRR"
Jurassic Park
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

It's not easy having a good time
Even smiling makes my face ache!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jurassic park II
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

"When we have sex, it feels like shagging a bag of spuds - you lay there like a bit of wet rag".

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. *Red*. *Red*, Charlie boy. *Red*! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Hmm
Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've fucked!

( Peej, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Genius
We are totally fucked! Not just fucked, like elephant dick, pound in the ass, no reach-around, jungle fucked!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Full Monty

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Not quite, I have room for a few crisps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

One last wafer-thin mint?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

BOOOOOM!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

TRUEFACT:
Al was in that film it was where he met his missus


( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Try not to suck anyone off on the way to the car park

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!

( Peej, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

sounds like my life

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Nice deadpan delivery.
-What's that?
-It's a blue light.
-What does it do?
-It turns blue.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

"you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me tiffany cufflinks!"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I got it, I got it..... I ain't got it.

(Cave Duck, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Familiar...what's it from?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

goonies?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

High Anxiety - The Mel Brooks Hitchcock spoof.

(Cave Duck, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Goonies is I got it, I got it...I don't got it.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I know
I thought he'd just got it wrong :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Cave Duck be wrong about something? Never happen mate.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

"I don't know what's down there, but it's weird and pissed off!"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

what the fuck you all painted up for crackhead?
halloween ain't till mañana
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

"Ohhh, I think we broke her"
"I like her eyes"
( Kroney, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I fucking love that film.
always have, always will
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

The Crow?
Excellent movie and a kick ass soundtrack to boot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Awesome film,
it's one of my favourites, too. Very atmospheric and stuff.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Jesus walks into a Motel
puts three nails on the counter...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

cock juggling thundercunt

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

We're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints!"
"Take that Book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers. "
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

"it's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob!"


"Do you swear?"
"Every damn day."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

thinking on this subject it seems that almost all of my favourite quotes come from either Full Metal Jacket
or from Apone in Aliens...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
...it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never your dildo
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

stupid line but
"some motherfucker's always trying to ice-skate up hill"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Blade
I don't like that line
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

it amuses me
in context though, it is really stupid and unnecessary
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Yup
Great film, stupid line
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I loved it
I loved all the one liners in Blade.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I am seriously having trouble thinking of lines that aren't from Full Metal Jacket or Aliens
:-/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

"On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I aint got time for this mickey mouse bullshit

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I've always loved
"Catch you fuckers at a bad time?"
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I love that line
and when the cop tries to shoot Blade and he goes "Motherfucker, are you out of your damn mind?!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)

"is life just hard when you're a kid, or is it always like this?"
"Always like this."
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Leon!
"Go, Mathilda, I'm going to clean them all"
( Kroney, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I just love the look on his face when he's watching Singing in the Rain at the cinema

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

'The only performance that makes it,
that makes it all the way, is the one that achieves madness. Am I right?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

What's the point of living, if you don't have a dick?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Pretty bird, pretty bird...
can't remember the rest
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

most people should recognise this particular argument...
"Seven 'fine's since we left the restaurant. Can i get another word?"

"Asshole! There's a word"

"I think I liked fine better"

fine. helping women win arguments since 1989.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

(Cave Duck, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Lips' 'shepherd's pie' monologue
from the first scene in 'Anvil' is one of the funniest and yet simultaneously heartbreakingly sad things I have ever seen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

"I think I could work in a shop of some kind, maybe in a haberdashery, or maybe like a chapeau shop"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Do you think you'd be happy doing that?

( Peej, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Excellent
But 'what's wrong with being sexy?' pips it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

"this piece is called Lick My Love Pump"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag. You're in my world now Grandma.

( Peej, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Dead mans shoes
"what the fuck are you looking at?"
"You ya CUNT!"
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Love that film, and that little scene is ace

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

yep
tried to describe it to someone once as "Deliverence set in the midlands, and the hicks are on the receiving end"

"Squeal for me piggy"
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Joe: I'm afraid it may take a little longer.
Sugar: It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Why. So. Serious?
*snikt*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

"I got one!"
"What do you want, a fucking sweetie? Keep shooting, you cunt!"
( Kroney, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'm pissed off, is what I am! Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single.

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

i could fill this page up merrily!
"Just give me my fucking phone call" *spits*
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Also from Ronin
"Why, are you scared?"
"Of course I'm scared, what, you think I'm reluctant because I'm happy?"
( Kroney, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Now look at me bamberrys, all over the floor.

(Cave Duck, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

"and what the hell is that smell?!
aaaaaaaaaaah" *kick*

"i coulda been at a barbecue!"
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I have got to get me one of these!
stop side seat driving!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Classic dialogue from Casino
"Fug you, you fuggin' Jew fug"
Said by Joe Pesci as he beats a man over the head with a payphone
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

(Cave Duck, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

"I'm talking to you shit head.
Where did you learn to trade, you stupid fucking cunt?"
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

This plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
*altogethers*
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!!!!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

How can I get a hold of you?
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:38, Reply)

My ex thought this was about me
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:27, Reply)