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I'm bored.
Which Jeff Bridges film is your favorite?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:03, 254 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm straight, yeah, but I would totally 'do' Andy Peters

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I love you sometimes

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Thanks for that although it doesn't really answer my question.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Arlington Road
for some reason I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I've not seen that.
Does he get his kit off in it?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Not that I recall
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Surf's Up

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
is my ticket earlybird or regular?
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs024.ash2/34546_1517484454212_1147522254_31497518_1750121_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Is Jeff going?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
regular
you have to buy an earlybird ticket seperately
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I'm excited
hope the weather is good
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
so do I
though preferably not too hot
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
yeah
but dry and not too windy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
yeah that would be perfect
what I want is some method of transport from campsite to arena :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I was going to say it's not that far
but I had temporarily forgotten about your beadle-feet.

convince someone to give you a piggyback. you're bound to be able to get someone to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
last year
I was down by the carpark/entrance. The walk was absolutely terrible. I might go up early each day and take my time about it

Damn my spazzy-feet.

You dressing up for Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I wasn't far from the entrance last year either
but compared to other festivals I've been to, it was a short stroll to the arena, which I undertook frequently to top up my spliff levels.

the rocky horror thing? probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
You should
I'm not, but you should
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
and why is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
because it would result in some excellent pictures
if you did so
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
it's unlikely
given that I have never seen Rocky Horror, I wouldn't know what to wear
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Just dress like Darth.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
just google it
I don't look like any of them, nor can I bothered. But it would be a sad world if everyone was like me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
while I do like a bit of fancy dress (you should see the starship troopers colonial marine costume I made)
on principle I won't dress up Rocky Horror style
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
are you going to dress up at all?
Even if it isn't Rocky Horror?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
as I haven't given it any thought
and the only two costumes I have are a musketeer and a colonial marine, probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
You are to be commended on your stance.
Many years ago for some reason I can't explain, a few of us went to see said show (in couples)and had booked one of the boxes. For one of the lads it was only about the third date with his girlfriend and he hadn't told her where we were going. At the "climax" of the first act he stood on his chair and ripped off his trousers to reveal stockings and suspenders and ladies underwear. Unfortunately he'd had to borrow his Mum's which were a rather unappealing monkey-shit brown colour.
Still, theyve been together twenty years now.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I'm not quite sure what to make of that
due to the unexpected twist at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)
how far is it between them?
i did read the reply by the way, i needed to go out so i didn't reply
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
well it's not that far
especially if you camp near it, but I was pretty far away
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
who?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
MOTHERFUCKINGJEFFBRIDGES.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
that's his full name

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
No sorry. Don't know who he is. Maybe because I've never seen you mention him on OT before...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
The Big Lebowski
is my favourite film ever. So, The Fisher King.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I love that film too but there isn't enough nudity for it to be my favorite.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR FERRET

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Is he in Point Break,
I think it's cool to like Point Break so I'll pretend it's that one.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
he isn't in Point Break
now you should explain your joke
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
It is cool to like Point Break though right?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I dunno
I like Point Break, but I don't know if it's cool to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I like Point Break
I think we've had this conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
me too
I don't understand what Chompy is getting at
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I think he is having a crisis
and remodelling himself to fit what is cool in the world

and is desperately inquiring of the cool kids (you and me apparantly) about what is cool
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
if he thinks we are the cool kids then he has more wrong with him than I thought

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
yeah
maybe it's just in comparison?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I just think it's shit
and Gone in 60 seconds did the exact same story but better.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
whaat?
Gone in 60 Seconds was boring. Point Break was fantastic and bears more resemblance to The Fast and the Furious than Gone in 60 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Yeah I meant the fast and the Furious.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
they are the same
but you have it completely the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
which is a great film true
but Point Break is still excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
what I find particularly impressive
is that in the Fast and the Furious they manage to find someone to play the main character who is an even worse actor than Keanu Reeves.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
You should see him in that time travel film
Time Line or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
the one based on the Crichton book?
think I've seen that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
ha ha,
www.imdb.com/title/tt0300556/plotsummary
I'd almost forgotten how shit it was.`
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Paul Walker
or Vin Diesel? Both of them are quite shit.

And Keanu Reeves was alright in My Private Idaho

I just like The Fast and the Furious despite the cliches, bad acting and awful dialogue. It's so much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Paul Walker
I quite like it, but Point Break is a much better film.

Let's look at the facts:
it's about surfing
it's got Anthony Keidis (sp?) in it
He shoots himself through the foot
Lori Petty is hot
It's got a makeshift flame thrower
It's got John C McGinley in it
It's got Gary Busey in it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
true Point Break is better
but F&F is still good.

I just checked IMDB. How can F&F 4 score better (6.5) than the first one (6.0)?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
because most people are stupid?
I haven't seen the 4th, so can't comment

thought you had said 2 scored better than 1 for a second
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I like the 1st, 3rd and 4th
but I think the 2nd is actually one of the worst films I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I love The Big Lebowski
and Iron Man. I liked Star Man as well. I tried to watch Tron the other week. I didn't like it. It was rubbish and boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I got Tron on DVD but got the wrong region.
I can only watch it on my laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I was talking about it with Double F
and he said we should watch it because Tron 2 is coming out soon. I recall seeing it when I was tiny. It was well boring, especially for a kids film.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is why I bought the DVD for my nephew to watch before the second one came out.
I loved it but I was grown up when I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
I think I love Iron Man more for Robery Downey Jnr though.
Grrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
he was in Iron Man?
I didn't notice. Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Baldy bad man.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
oh my god
I did not recognise him at all. I'm actually quite shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
TRON IS AMAZING!!!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
The Last Picture Show
but am willing to bet no-one else has seen it

So in the interests of conversation, IRON MAN OR TRON

If anyone says Heaven's Gate they should be ejected. From the planet. It's for their own good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I have
I haven't seen it for years but I remember liking it
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Damn your superior brain, Roota!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Because of Google I can't prove that I've seen it, but anyway, yes
I watched it on BBC2 on a Sunday night
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I've seen it too.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
really good film that
mentioned in a Stephen King book as well (though that's not really a recommendation really)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Two uses of really in four words
They'll let anyone into Oxford these days
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
yeah
we need people to wait on the tables
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I'll wait on your table any day
fnar fnar

Hang on, is that even remotely filthy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
nope sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I've seen it but I prefer his later films.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
It sounds like a pretty gay film
So at least one of the other bumders on here have probably seen it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I think you just called BGB, Amberl, Blue Star and Roota bumders
Nice to have the attention spread around a bit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Notice how they're all girls though...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Jeff Bridge, Jeff Bridges,
fond of trapping children
in second hand fridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
I love this

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
It's the only poem I ever done did.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I've looked at IMDB
and they're all fucking shit.

Got to dash again!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Surf's Up is fucking awesome
your irrational way of not liking things made for children will not allow you to see that though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Like children's lingerie?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Fucker.
Coffee on keyboard!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
man, like I forgot Surf's Up!
forget mine, this one is my favourite. Also, I haven't seen the other one I mentioned, I just wanted to point out what shit he's been in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Some things made for children are brilliant..
Battle of the Planets, for example. And the Hitler Youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
surf's up is about penguins who surf
what's not to like?

the animation on the water and surfers is outstanding as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
plus
James Fucking Woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Dumb and Dumber.
Classic film.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Erm..........
He wasn't in that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Jeff Daniels.
(Is it any Jeff or just Bridges?)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Just Bridges.
Although I quite like Jeff Goldblume too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
No!
He's one creepy looking motherfucker.
help me
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
He was hot in Earth girls are easy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
How about Jeffrey Archer?
Of Jeff Wayne?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Geoff
from Byker Grove?
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
His "getting it on" scene with Emma Thompson in The Tall Guy is pretty amusing.

(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Yeah! that was hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
"Am I Jeff Daniels or Bill Pullman?"

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Probably The Fisher King, though I do quite like The Fabulous Baker Boys, sorry.

(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Crazy heart was quite good.
There was sexehtiem and he does retching into the toilet very well. I'm not surprised he got an Oscar.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
The Roseanne film

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
TRON, man.
The Mother Fucking Big Lebowski is a huge pile of unwiped arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I agree with this poster

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I Like This.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
You are dead to me

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Our relationship would be so boring if we blindly liked the same things.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Although I might go further and say that any film made by the Coen Brothers is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
to be honest
I think most of their others are boring or at least overrated. I think I was in the right mood the first time I saw The Big Lebowski and I just found it funnier every time I viewed it again, always noticing more subtle humour.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
oh thank god someone agrees
I thought it was boring and every fanboy ever is all "oh it's a work of genius"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
erm Kitty
I think we should see other people. I like my women with triple digit IQs.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
1.01

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Oh you're so bloody difficult aren't you?
+integer
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
too late
we know the truth. Roota is just a front, so you can pretend you like triple digit IQs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
why do you think I live in Cambridge?
It's so I can be surrounded by the incredibly intelligent college ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
are they like your beards?
Do you sneak home and wank to pictures of Katy Price? 'Oooh Katy tell me how two plus two is three'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

and Paris Hilton and Jade Goody (post chemo)
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
nice to see the denial ending

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
I got all confused
I thought you meant Katy Perry, and of course Kate Price is Jordan. Meh, I'm just going to retire for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
IQ's are always intergers
so you're right and miss know it all is a massive failure.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
/story of my life

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
It was shit and dull and I hate Psychochomp.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
nah, actually it wasn't that bad
but once again, everyone building it up to be so amazingly brilliant just left me disappointed. If I hadn't heard anything about it I probably would have enjoyed it a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
^this
Exactly this! If ever I recommend The Big Lebowski I say, "Watch it once and you'll think it's an alright film at best. It's in the repeat viewings where it raises itself beyond all other films." I think most fanboys forget how ordinary they found it to begin with so going, "OMG, this will change your life, it's like totally ROFL-COPTER-LOLLING-AHAHAH-WAAAARGARBL..." is not productive.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
that's what everyone says about Anchorman.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Anchorman is an excellent film
if you watch it drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I watched Crank on acid
so I'm not sure if it was amazing or shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Imma come to your house and watch it with your sexy wife

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

sexy dead
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Nah man, she's back, she was here a few days ago.
AND I saw her on Saturday, walking unaided.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
robotic endo-skeleton with self-contained power source
he's basically made her into a terminator
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
hear hear
I refuse to let this meme that DiT has killed my BFF die!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
She's not dead, I keep telling you.
She's just sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
around

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
FLIM FLAM THE MAGNIFICENT IS A SAINT!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
you're admitting she is dead there

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Erm, no.
You can be sainted when you're alive, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Hm not so sure
being sainted is a long process, you can be beatified but I can't think of any people sainted while living
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Well, Flim Flam for one.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
I think you'll find
it has to be the Pope who sprays her with 'water' not just you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Oh. Not even if I yell "Oh God!" at the same time?
I mean, that's pretty holy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
sorry
holy sticky

I think you're going to have to get that double checked with the Bishop. Your baptism only sanctified I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I'm waaaaay out of my depth now.
/CofE. Well, Atheist, but christened CofE.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'm just chucking the words around
/Catholic family
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I KNOW BUT SOMEONE HAS TO BE THE BUTT OF MY JOKES!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
He's not that clever
No offence etc...
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
HEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
WHAT? I said no offence

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
That doesn't give you carte blanche to be rude.
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I don't know
I'm going for it below to see if it does
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Rudeness? Pfft. You're just trying to get upset ONLINE

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
You've got the look of a tupenny, ha'penny slag
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
someone said did that to me at a party once
and I responded with "no offence, but I think you are a complete fucking wanker"

I had not taken into account that not only was he a complete fucking wanker, but he was also psychotic. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Caitlin for saving me from a thorough beating.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
I think you look a lot more attractive now than you did a year ago
You don't look like a troll doll anymore
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
aww shucks
you've always looked incredibly attractive to me becky. I love that tupenny ha'penny slag look.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Just what are you saying about Roota then?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
That she either looks like a slag
or I don't find her attractive. I should probably stop posting on b3ta for the health of our relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I might look like a slag
But not a tupenny ha'penny slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)
I have to agree on this one
I don't think he looked like a troll doll, but I may have walked past him in the street and not noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)
FUCK Tron into a cocked hat.
IRON MAN.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
This is a great rebuttal.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Damn right it is, fucko.
IRON MAN.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
IRON MAN, IRON MAN, DOES WHATEVER AN IRON MAN CAN

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
BEST FILM EVAR
"What are you, like, a rocket scientist?"
"Yes"
"oh"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
you know, right, I've never seen a film he's been in

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
you're not missing anything

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Et tu Kitty?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
et three
here
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I'm off home before I start bawling my eyes out : ' (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
it's a good thing
means there's less competition to win his heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
The Mirror Has Two Faces
with Barbra Streisand

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
So you haven't seen Star Wars...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
you know, right, I've never watched a star wars film

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
yes, thank you!
we can die together
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I told you that in confidence!!!
and you just throw me to the lions...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
you posted it on the board you daft fool
I overlooked it though. everyone has their faults
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
like loving Star Wars

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
glad you noticed :D

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Do you find, Vippers,
that there's a sliding scale of forgiveness with girls? The hotter the girl, the more serious the crime that can be overlooked?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Ha
I'm about to get away with not watching Star Wars if Vipros knows what's good for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
not having seen it is a lesser crime than not liking it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

lesser fewer
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
hahah
don't anger the badger!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
do I get redeeming points for having seen Episode 1
and not liked it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
of course
it is the natural way of things
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Is there a woman alive
who you'd forgive for actively disliking Star Wars?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
there are two or three

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
but it is just a bit mediocre
/incurs wrath

I understand it was a product of it's time and revolutionised some stuff etc etc, but it's spawned some awful sequels, far too much marketing and an awed attitude that is slightly bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I don't care about any of that crap
I just really enjoy watching the films

I really like the new 3 in spite of all their flaws
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
even Jar Jar Binks?
and the cringeworthy acting etc?

I like Return of the Jedi I must say, and overall they aren't bad, they're just not that good I think
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
jar jar binks is the worst thing about them
I can put up bad acting up to a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Sorry Amberl
You're hot but you're not quite hot enough to avoid THE GRUDGE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I can live with that
Star Wars is a bit mediocre. It'd be like me blathering endlessly about the artistic merit of Truffaut.

That said I've nothing against the films, just the people who think they're some form of art
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
mmm truffles

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I am, once again, in agreement with you on all of the above
Revenge of the Sith is awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I said I didn't like it, not that I hadn't seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I don't remember that part of the agreement

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
It's only some films

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
are you defending me?
I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I'm neutral.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

ral ered
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
how very beige of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I can't win with you can I, you contrary bitch

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I was kind of quoting Futurama
soz'ard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Iron Man
or Hulk

In all honesty, I thought Hulk was shite, I just wanted to see people tell me off, haha
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Hulk is fucking awful

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
And totally bereft of a Jeff in any scene.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I've got a few cartoon films in with The Hulk which aren't totally crap.
Hulk Vs Thor, Hulk Vs Wolvareen, Planet Hulk.

Yup, not bad cartoons at all, as cartoons go.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I meant the film Hulk
the film The Incredible Hulk is good and other Hulk related things should be judged on their own successes or failings.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I love the sad walking away music
I might make that my ringtone. As it stands I'm trying to find Tila Tequila to download.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
hulk is so shit
it's one of the few films that I have turned off in the middle.

I love the way the Ed Norton remake just glosses over the previous travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
you know, right, I fucking love edward norton
I'd quite like to watch primal fear again because for some reason I find his psychotic side sexy
he's all aggressive and rawr and...I think I need a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
have you seen ihim
in The 25th Hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I love that film
it made me cry for ages. I love Rosario Dawson.

I love American History X as well, it's awesome.

Coincidentally, on the front page of IMDB it says Mark Ruffalo will be the next Hulk, so that's a bit sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
yeah
Mark Ruffalo.

And American History X is also excellent. I assume you've seen him in Fight Club?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
fucking hell fight club
he's so fucking delicious, ffs stop talking about him I'm getting all hawt and bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I don't think so

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
He's about to go to prison for massive drugs
so it's about the last day leading up to his imprisonment, it's really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
hell yeah he's number 2 on my List of 5

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
:D
he's in my 5 as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
who else is on your 5?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Christian Bale
probably Robert Pattinson, can't remember the others at the moment

you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I used to like Christian Bale but he's such a douche that I don't find him as attractive anymore
Mine is
Robert Downey Junior
Edward Norton
Jared Leto
Hugh Laurie
Denzel Washington
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
ooooooh jared leto

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I know, it's such a teenage crush
but he's so damn hot. Even more so now that he's an emo goth.

I love how all his videos have to have him topless for no reason. He's a brilliant actor though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I think he's hot
but even I with my lust for him, will have to refuse the good acting bit. Though he was alright in Requiem for a Dream
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
He was great in Lord of War
and in Requiem. He was ok in Fight Club too, albeit a small part.

He rocked in Urban Legend. Ok I'm stopping now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
ooh he was quite good in Lord of War
Fight Club he was so-so.

Don't remember him in Urban Legend, though I did see it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
he saved the day!
*swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
that guy out of All American Rejects
Hugh Laurie definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I'd make him do the House voice

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I'm thinking
50 cent
Trey Songz
Alexander Skarsgard
Colin Firth
and I just don't know who else...too many choices!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
can you really only limit it to 5?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I assume it's the list of 5 people they are allowed to sleep with should they already be in a relationship

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
yeah, as I said, only 5?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
you are only allowed 5

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
wtf am I speaking fucking spanish? no, I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
It's from Friends, I don't know if it's set in stone
I think many more than 5 and it's just called cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
my friends only have one, Larry Bird, and her husband chose Shania Twain.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
my first boyfriend had such a thing for Shania Twain
I want her floor length leopard skin coat from the That Don't Impress Me vid
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)
aye
or in my case "5 men I can dump your ass for, Wiggy"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I love the way they use the main musical theme from the Lou Ferrigno series in the ed norton one.
It is so knowing. How Mr Norton didn't corpse.
I'm sure they mustn't have told him they were doing it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I like that Lou Ferrigno was in it :D
He has the most dreadful lisp, it really ruins the image of the Hulk.

But if you listen to Christian Bale he has a slight lisp too. Once I noticed it I couldn't un-notice it and now it annoys me. Hugh Laurie suffers from the same, but I've only noticed it in House so maybe it's a side effect of the accent changing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
Funny and a good film. And Blousey cries when she watches it which is all of the sexy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

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