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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right it's all gone a bit mental on here. As a fan of 'Top 3' questions here's one for you.
Top 3 tv comedies of all time. Im talking favourites here so don't lie and say the office.

3. Bottom
2. Flight of the Conchords
1. The Thick of It

not very intellectual but I like em.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:04, 232 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mind Your Language
Curry and Chips
Love Thy Neighbour.

They don't make 'em like that anymore, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
They're not allowed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Why not?
All good clean fun, even if the second one didn't make it beyond the pilot edition as it was deemed as being far too offensively racist even for the 1970's.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD..... I don't have a pug, how can I go to this? Can I still go?
www.meetup.com/londonpugs/calendar/13500689/?value=London+Pugs+Monthly+Meetup
www.meetup.com/pug-759/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I CAN BE YOUR HERO PUGGY ! I CAN TAKE AWAY THE PAIN ! SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING ! WE'LL AROOOO AT THE RAIN !
www.gumtree.com/london/29/60782129.html
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
borrow one from DG

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I don't have a pu...
Oh, the other DG.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Although, technically I do
except it's a Peugeot.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Does he have one now?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I've not even heard of them? Am I being ignorant?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
No, young.
1970's racism
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Problem with those, is that they were shit then and shit now.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I am aware of this fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
It would appear, Guv,
that I'm the only one who knows you're kidding abaaaht
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I chuckled
but I only just got here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Two of a kind, Gary
two of a kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
this make me think of
"No Gary I'm not from Hollywood"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Bit of an in joke that came about on a thread from a few months back.
Fucked if I can remember which one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Excellent choice
Especially Mind Your Language - back when Wolfie wasn't so right-on.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I also wish that Spike's sitcom about Hitler hadn't been canned.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Porridge
Alan Partridge
Men Behaving Badly
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I went into blockbusters before to see what films I should download, true story.
I want to see some film called "shank", by the kidulthood popele.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Oh great, a list thread, I fucking love lists. What's your favorite list?
I made a list the other day of the top 5 things I like to think about when on the toilet, I couldn't put it in order though, 'cus it depends on my mood.

- Bumholes: Are they really such a dirty place?
- Dogs: Woof or Ruff ?
- Food: What should I do for dinner.
- Oh man, I'm going to have to use the bog brush this time.
- Isn't Wifi great?

What's your favorite kind of list?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Int milk brilliant?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Wha'whu'?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
you reminded me of Paul Whitehouse on the Fast Show

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
cheesy peas

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Ahh, coolio =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
sorry Gonz
I resort to listing when out of control. Top 3's are my drug.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I was quite happy watching TGB and Vipros lead up to some very very angry sex.
That's the sort of thing where they'd try to one up each other. It would start off with the usual "I hate you", "I hate you more" thing, then in the bedroom, TGB would push him up against the wall by his kneck, fear in his eyes, then she'll go in for the first kiss. Try and get her tounge right down his throat. He would then pick her up and fling her on the bed, very roughly and rip his shirt off in a manly way* and pounce on her..... long story short, the night will end with her standing over him, ripped clothes everywhere, and piss in his mouth while he sleeps.

* He'll be wearing George shirts that day, don't want to ruin a good Ben Sherman.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
OFFICELOL

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I apologise for blocking your inevitable shameful ejaculation

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Nothing shameful about that at all.
He'll have the last laugh though, she'll get to the car, open her bag to get the keys out, and find he's taken a shit in her bag, and he's killed his own hampster and put it in there too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I just smirked out loud in a really quiet office. Giving away the fact I'm notdoing any work!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
*cums*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH TGB fan-porn Spak flashbacks.
*weeps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I hate you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Oh god, I really really REALLY want to hear this.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
YES ! YES ! YES !
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post322936
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
CAN I JUST POINT OUT TO YOU ALL HERE THAT SPAKERMAN MADE FANFIC PORN ABOUT TGB'S TITS !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
he certainly did

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Bottom is shit.
the other two are great but where's Faulty Towers
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Do you mean Fawlty?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
SDO

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I love bottom so much
*BUMDER ALERT*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
The live shows of Bottom are ace
But the series was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
other way round pal!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Both great
Although later live shows lost something. The one set in a rocket wasn't very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
The first was best
Richie: who's that
Eddie: It's my bird, LESBO Ferndinand.

genius!

and the whole special K bit!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Bottom is unbelievably shit.
'Shitty bottom', you might say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Try these.
In no order:
Father Ted
The Young Ones
Chelmsford 123.

Edit: Can I make the list out of 10?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

1. Father Ted
2. Seinfeld
3. Alan Partridge

Although it hurts me not to have Blackadder somewhere on this list.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I toyed with Black Adder but series one being so shit let it down

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
And series 3

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Series 3 had its moments.
2 and 4 were strets ahead though. Series 1 was variable to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I really liked series 3. Hugh Laurie was great as Prince Regent.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
In season 6 of house he goes to a fancy dress party dressed as him
I laughed so much
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
^Must watch this, I gave up on house.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
ok giving up on the wire is one thing
but House? I thought it was awesome from the start.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
It wasn't to do with quality it was scheduling
I never knew when it was on and would find that I had missed half a series or whatever. I might get the box sets for recovery week.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
*whisper* Torrent

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Yeah I do but if something is good I want the real copy. I love my boxed sets.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

No particular order
Mr Bean
Fawlty Towers
Dads Army

Honourable mention goes to Blackadder, for having 2 sublime series, and 2 shite ones.
Well, those are my 3 favourite british ones...

All time
Firefly
Chuck
Fawlty Towers
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I think I'd rather eat my eyeballs than use them to watch Mr Bean.

(Cave Duck, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I can't say of all time, I don't watch a lot of regular tv
but
I love The Inbetweeners, Peep Show, aaaaaaaaaaand I dunno, I don't watch comedies
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

BIG TRAIN! It was amazing.
Monty Python
The Two Ronnies.

Anyone who then goes on about sketch shows and comedies can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Big Train was great

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
NOT WORKED

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Gaz me some details I'll see if I can help.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Holy shit, yes it has!
Ta very much love!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
This is where you take back literally every thing you've ever said about me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I take back ALMOST everything I've ever said about you.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
That's the best I'm going to get.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
make the most of it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
It's alright, I'm over the excitment already.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
"Dear Diary
today was the best day ever!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
That actually made me smile even though you usually suck the comedy out of everything.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I do not!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
you're going to have to be twice as mean now in half the time
to catch up
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I don't know,
I love this mp3 player like the child I'll never want. I was pretty devastated when it died. I think he's earned at least a week of me being nice.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I was nice to him earlier
because I felt bad for him that he's such a grumpychomps.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Awww
But if I'm being nice for a bit, you have to be even worse to balance it out, otherwise he might start thinking he's got friends.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
ha that was mean
you lasted less than 7 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
much like him
badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Hahaha!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I was faking so I could leave quicker.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
polished excuse

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
It wasn't directly mean...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Big Train really was some classic comedy
Not seen it in years though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

The Young Ones
The Day Today
Red Dwarf (1-6 only)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
How I met your mother.
Family Guy
Monty Python
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
damn
I forgot python. They are clearly bestest ever
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
day today
red dwarf
black books
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
In no particular order
Red dwarf, Monkey dust, Brass eye
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Brass Eye is magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
yes, in fact I'd like to swap
day today for brasseye, please
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Oops, forgot that

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
There's a client at work
who has a geordie accent and a soft voice and he's a(n alleged) murderer. Every time he rings up I just want to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I forgot Garth Merenghi's Dark PLace
soooo funny
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Big Bang Theory
Family Guy
Futurama

I do love the classics such as Fawlty Towers but those three are the ones that really make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
have just got into big bang theory
I love the Aisan guy who can't speak to the girls.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I have a friend called Raj and thanks to the BBT he's calling his new flat the Raj Mahal

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
epic.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
that's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Better Off Ted
The I.T. Crowd
Brass Eye
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
All good choices!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
The Insult episode of B.O.T. is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
I'm glad I didn't read the replies first as I'd probably have changed all of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
no particular order
Peep Show
South Park
Monty Python
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I allowed myself to leave out South Park as I can put it in my animation top 3.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
it's so funny though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
No need to tell me man I know
Eric Cartman is Jesus to me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
You people seem to have forgotten Green Wing.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
yeah it was alright just didn't have the legs.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
oh yeah! That was hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Green Wing
The Kids In The Hall
Blackadder*

* I think the way the final series combined tragic and funny makes up for the weak first series.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Good work.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
GREEN WING!!!
I was trying to remember the name of that. I loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
It was excellent
I loved the HR lady.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Sue White
She was fantastic. There's one where she follows Martin into the men's toilets and starts using a urinal next to him. One of those shocking gasp-then-laugh moments.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Anyone
that doesn't have Curb Your Enthusiasm on their list shouldn't be allowed to make one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
don't be foolish
I bet your list has Gavin and Stacey on it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
To be fair Seinfeld is superior

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
get bent

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Hahahaha
Fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
FUCK YOU LARRYYYYYY
Hey I'm a fan of both but Curb is a little one dimensional...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Ohhh, I get it, he's an old man, who has loads of celeb mates, but they're normal people, just like me and you, who get into abnormal situations !
Hahahah, I get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Shit, I forgot Spaced

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
The more people post
the more I realise what I forgot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
damnit !!!! me too!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
3 is a stupid number
there are far too many fantastic shows all funny in different ways. Limiting it to 3 is just cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Spaced was turgid shite trying to be 'cult'
They nearly got it right: it was 'cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
it was just funny
I don't care what it was trying to be.
Shurrup right.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
it's one of those things where I completely missed all the hype and people going on about it
and thoroughly enjoyed it when I found it for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Snap-a-doodle-doo, compadre

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
At the moment Family Guy makes me laugh like a mong.
Flight of the Conchords also, when I remember to catch it.

That's only two, though. There are too many classic comedy shows to narrow it down to three.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Porridge, Spaced, and Futurama
And just for fun, some shows that leave me cold:

Gavin & Stacey
The Royale Family
The Office
Catherine Tate Show
The IT Crowd
Any American show that's a bit like friends (How I met your mother, that one with Charlie Sheen, etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I agree with you on all the ones you don't like
except IT crowd which makes me laugh like a drain
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
^testify^

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I'm going off TV full stop.
although I enjoyed "Sherlock" the other day, which surprised me as I love the 80's series with Jeremy Brett.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I only watch stuff on iplayer
I'm too cheap to own a TV and pay for the license. Mostly it's a good thing, but I seem to have swapped one time sink for another by being on here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
No way
How I met your mother is miles better than friends ever was.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
*shock*
you take that back whippersnapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Shan't!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Agreed!
Although I think we're in a minority...
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I agree wholeheartedly
apart from how i met your mother
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Perhaps I find it hard to relate to hip young things
living the hip young life in NY.

Or perhaps i'm just turning into a miserable old bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
NO NO NO NO COLONEL DRACULA, IT HAS TO BE THREE THINGS, NO MORE, NO LESS, AND IF YOU _ARE_ GOING TO GO ABOVE THAT, IT MUST BE IN _PRIME_ NUMBERS.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I gave you 3 things.
Then I went off topic because that's how I roll
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

The Day Today
Peep Show
Curb Your Enthusiasm

I love South Park but I for some reason don't lump it in with comedies.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
because it's a documentary

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Ha
Sounds about right. I dunno why I don't lump cartoons in, I suppose I just see them as cartoons.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I don't care about any of this because that COW Nadine has been booted from Girls Aloud.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
is she the one who always looked like a right moody bitch?
rather than merely really stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Yeah the girl from Norn who's been putting on a shit american accent
and has been a cunt for a long time.
She used to be able to sing a bit but she went all anorexic and lost her voice.
And she'd be talking down to the others in interviews because she lived in LA and had a fella who was in Desperate Housewives and she thought she was Posh Spice (as if that's anything to write home about).
She really turns my stomach. And I hate her name.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
yeah, sour faced bitch
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I'm alright luv
Just want it to be the weekend.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I'm off in less than half an hour
band practice tonight and then festival all weekend.

been sleeping really badly though, so pretty exhausted. Need a good sleep tonight to sort me out for festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Ah you'll have a ball and won't notice you're tired

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
yeah
need to be on my best behaviour so I can charm Amberl and Berk
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Smooooth

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
you knows it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
MASSIVE GREEN DRUGS

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
that's the plan
I'm going to spliff myself up to the eyeballs tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Who was the fella in Desperate Housewives?
I will judge her purely on whether the fella she's seing was cool or not in the series.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
The gardener I think

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
He's a knobhead
Well he wasn't, I just have a complex about people who are better looking than me (yes I know it's hard to believe, but they are out there). He turns into a pain in the arse and gets his arse chucked out the show.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
And now his tit bird is out of the band

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
That ...
is the most thorough cussing out of someone I've heard in many a moon.

Well played.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I'm nice really
But she winds me up she does.
Tuppence ha'penny snobby slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Aaaaaaaand ...
breathe!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*drops to knees sobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
She's a nasty cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
She was the hottest at first
but she got too thin.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
she'd have been hotter if she'd let a smile cross her face once in a while

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
No moodiness is cool.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
it's not just moody
She's a nasty mare through and through.
Making a tit of herself. I hate snobs who have no right to be snobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
An undeserved air of arrogance is a good thing

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Stop it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
She says arrogantly.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
How was that arrogant?
It was actually a plea
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I'm only saying it
because I'm undeservedly arrogant too despite being a monumental fuck up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I know lad
You little nuisance
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
No that's the part where you go "it is deserved, you're ace".

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Yeah right!
You're a bloody villain!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I'm not a twat other people are.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I totally agree

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
as long as ginger stays I'm happy she is so hot it hurts.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
she looks like she has no brain

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
she is dead sweet, she comes across really well in interviews
and it must be tough for her being pale and red headed next to the other four. I think she does a bloody good job and would like to reward her with some Atticus love!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I like her

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
She sometimes looks like Paul O'Grady
I don't mean that as an insult. i just mean there is a definite resemblance, like as if he's her dad or something
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
how the hell am I gonna crack one off over her now eh???? eh ???? eh???
edit - not a scouse joke!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Haha I don't mind if it is
It's not the most seductive accent
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I do love a scouse accent.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I do think it makes me appear even more dippy and common than I really am
But hey ho, I'm not going to change it. It gets worse when I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I pick up other peoples'
accents. Hence I get accused of sounding welsh when I go back up north
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
That means you are naturally a supportive person
according to a wank sales course I went on.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
or someone desperate for acceptance

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
or someone Welsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 1:13, Reply)
i do that
But mine always roars back with a nasal vengeance
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Stop it roota or I'll have no choice but to fall in love with you!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
you haven't seen her yet
you wouldn't be able to help yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
this is a new record for me
for the third time today .... ahem I'M NOT A RAPER!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
whatever chompy ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
shut up bert

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Do they still exist?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
they're reforming

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
like the terminator
does when he's all melted and then comes back together?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Hiya!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
greetings

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Like Voltron

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I ain't read the rest of this, but you talkign about Semisonic?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
You toying with me Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I don't think they'll ever get back; SAD TIMES.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
omg no wai!
srsly?

I'm genuinely interested but don't want anyone to know
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Oh yup

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Nothing else needed:
Arrested Development
Black Books
Day Today
(Frank., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
1. A Bit of Fry & Laurie
2. repeats of A Bit of Fry & Laurie
3. A Bit of Fry & Laurie on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I love the cocktail bit at the end
how do you feel about Armstrong and Miller?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
strikethrough away

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

strikethrou h wa
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Not bad, but a little bit patchy.
Usually at least one belly laugh per show and a couple of sniggers, and a couple of 'they should have left this one out' sketches...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I concur
generally their bloke at the piano and bloke in a wheelchair sketches at the end were a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
hey look everyone, psychochomp's posted a new thread
everyone should post in that one, that'll be awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Oh thank christ. Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I will fight anyone
who trys to tell me that Phoenix Nights wasn't fucking brilliant either.

Nothing that fat northern spastic has done since (or probably ever will) is anything other than end-of-the-pier drivel, but Phoenix Nights had me in fits every episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I don't like it
too Northern for my liking. Peasant comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Pure peasant comedy.
But the true awfulness of Bolton really comes through - how fucking budget and pikey it is up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I don't think it would make my top three, but Early Doors deserves a mention.
As does the first series of Monkey Dust.
(Cave Duck, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

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