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Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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Travelling on an escalator
A few years ago I was travelling on a long long up escalator at some random tube station. I was chatting to some friends when the lady about 10 steps ahead of me started to wobble. Seeing her tumble backwards head over heels I braced myself to catch her. She hit me harder than I thought but I managed to hold on with her on top of me legs akimbo. She was going commando and her lady garden was bald. I got a good view until we reached the top.

She hurried into an upright position, pulled her skirt down and swore at me for looking at her minge before rapidly making her getaway. Considering she was lying with her minge about 3 inches from my face and I was holding on for dear life there was much I could do apart from look, sniff and wish for a 4 inch tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 18:14, 49 replies)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 18:16, closed)
This is not yet the new "khaki trousers"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 18:19, closed)
it's the new :(

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 19:24, closed)
vikingaero? More like virginaero.
There should be a b3ta sex offenders register.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Jul 2014, 19:28, closed)
I thought it was /talk?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 19:44, closed)
/talk? No, we are the police of this messageboard.
But, as ever, quid custodiet ipsos custodes?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 19:53, closed)
Not me my friend, the comic is over-rated and the film is far too long.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 Jul 2014, 5:27, closed)
Sex offenders you say?
b3ta.com/questions/cougars/post319848
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:37, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069780
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:38, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/breasts/post719271
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:38, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/guiltysecrets/post88784
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:39, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/trapped/post2232204
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:41, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/liesonmycv/post58103
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:42, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/sexyregrets/post1465978
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:42, closed)
There's way more than that, but I'm off to the pub now.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:42, closed)
Oh go on then, one more.
www.b3ta.com/questions/firstrudething/post1324130
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:43, closed)
There's not enough soap in the world to wash b3ta clean again.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Jul 2014, 0:35, closed)
Soon as Yewtree gets finished with the BBC we're next on their list.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 0:37, closed)
I tree, Yewtree, we all tree.
I wonder if there's a branch of Operation Yewtree looking into historic dog fingering? I'd call it Operation Rover.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Jul 2014, 0:40, closed)
Or Ring Tin Tin.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Jul 2014, 0:42, closed)
arf!
Or, actually 'Woof'!
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 13:09, closed)
this is like being asked to look at someone's stamp collection
part of you has to admire the dedication, but most of you just wants to groan in their face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:26, closed)
and not in a good way, before you say it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:26, closed)

groan
stave
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:43, closed)
Best bit of that one is Rick Fathelme defending the rapist^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:45, closed)
Wrong ringo
You spastic
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:40, closed)
alright, rob fairholme, you spectacularly thick fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:50, closed)
I wasn't even trying there and now he's going to have to register another accunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 23:40, closed)
Basically, I've just invented TTTT here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 23:51, closed)

T4 in mathematical terms.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Jul 2014, 0:41, closed)
Interesting.
Can you tell us what the acronym stands for?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 13:18, closed)
Oh dear
You got me. Very clever.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:14, closed)
It wasn't hard, you're very, very dim.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:39, closed)
Also 'accunt' is possibly the most apt typo I've ver made.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 21:48, closed)
This is dreadfully amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:08, closed)

ly amusing
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:32, closed)
Alright Shambo
Me old mucker
How was your weekend?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:11, closed)
shut up, you pointless oik

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 13:26, closed)
Sorry mate. I didn't mean anything by it.
Hope everything's OK.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:45, closed)

u o
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:15, closed)
You must be very strong, may i touch your muscles?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 19:48, closed)
Alright Purple Aki.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 20 Jul 2014, 20:55, closed)
that was worth a google.
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:29, closed)
^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 23:55, closed)
I spent my childhood in morbid fear of both Purple Aki and giant hogweed

(Porcupine, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:18, closed)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:31, closed)
Oh wow.
Proper pervert, especially the 'inverted piggybacking'.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Jul 2014, 0:41, closed)
I am still worknig that one out and then trying to think what sort of guy would allow it to happen.
Then I have to remind myself that he is a man mountain of violence.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 8:38, closed)
A veritable volcano of boy loving.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 20:01, closed)

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