I've been put on 2.0 :(
By none other than the indomitable Dr Shambolic, following his repeated (failed) attempts to rewrite history. I think he finally realised that the 'edit' and 'delete' buttons are not a viable, long term alternative to things like 'spontaneity' and 'wit'.

Yes, being denied the opportunity to mock his depressing attempts at trolling will dent my enjoyment of this site, but at least I don't have to put up with his endlessly repetitive shit anymore.

So, you go, shambles! Keep furiously mashing away at your keyboard, keep editing your posts to make yourself look more intelligent than you are, and keep deleting entire threads when the aforementioned is simply not enough. And when that fails, as it inevitably will - hey, there's always 2.0. You're a winner! Don't ever let anyone take that away from you. It's all you have.

That said, and all things considered - not having to endure his misguided, flailing attempts at humour any longer is definitely a relief.

_{*awaits rage*}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:14, 165 replies)

Stop your crying and get with the Grrrmas spirit.
You spackhanded thread deleting blubbertits.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:16, closed)

First rage! Well done. Have a wooden spoon.
I don't delete things, that'd be the LOVELY DOCTOR S (that's how you roll on /talk, right?) - but, that all said, merry Christmas. It's genuinely encouraging to hear from you. I can only imagine how hard typing must be, with your hands attached directly to your shoulders. And yet you persevere. You are an example to us all.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:20, closed)

Still just reading this as " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! /TALK ARE MEEEEAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!"
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/qotwrelief/post1816526
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/qotwrelief/post1816525?highlight=answers-post-1816526

Of COURSE you don't delete, I mean it's not like it can ever be proved can it?
Are you going to go sit in the mud and cry and eat worms some more now?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:30, closed)

I don't have a single argument with /talk - just their 'away team'
But nevermind that. Merry Christmas, Stuj, and all the best for the new year. Now get back to your day job. Those windows are not going to lick themselves.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:41, closed)

I'm at my day job right now, what's your excuse for being an internet shut-in on a Friday night?
I'm not even going to bother asking what your excuse for being such a flailing spastic shitcunt autism crybaby mong is. It IS Grrrmas, after all.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:45, closed)

Shit, sorry to disturb you, best get back to flipping those burgers. The drive-through will be fucked without your constant attention.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:48, closed)

Ah, so your excuse is that you really are too much of a blubbertits to leave the house then.
Never mind, maybe Father Grrrmas will bring you a life this year.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:51, closed)

I think you may have mistaken "reading words" for "making shit up". Would you like me to sound out the more difficult parts for you? I can do it through the intercom, if you like.

By the way - mine's a quarterpounder with cheese. I don't want it supersized though, thanks.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:54, closed)

Ahahahahah.
Yeah, I BET you don't supersize it. You probably complain that supersized is still too small.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:00, closed)

Probably, yeah! Lolz!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:03, closed)

With your angry going to 11 like this I'm guessing
you're a bouncer?

What do you do to keep the sweat from pooling in those folds at the back of your neck?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:55, closed)

You been wanking over my OkCupid profile again?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:59, closed)

I imagine he achieves this by not being a fat australian sex pest.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:02, closed)

What can one achieve by being a borderline-illiterate 'me-too'?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:03, closed)

Aren't you going to tell us?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:04, closed)

Did you just 'no u' me?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:05, closed)

You were able to tell?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:07, closed)

no u
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:09, closed)

You'll never know unless you try.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:08, closed)

Awww, man you KNOW it's been my life's ambition to be a fat australian sex pest.
:(
sadtimes 2 Can.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:04, closed)

If you can transition from flipping burgers to flipping pawns, you can still live the dream.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:42, closed)

Nah, I'm not racist enough to be Australian.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:56, closed)

I find your crass generalisation regarding our antipodean brothers more than a little bit racist.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:00, closed)

I just can't bring myself to sit around in my pants, drunk and stoned going "Yeah Bruce, the problem with them fucking Abos is they don't WANT to work, 's' blokes like ME that MADE 'Straylia?".

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:07, closed)

I know what you mean
at least you guys get to sit back in your Burberry, sinking cans of Stella and whinging about how the pakis that run the off-license down the road took your jobs.
And the weather.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:16, closed)

I love the weather.
It keeps me in a job.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:31, closed)

You're a mackintosh and gumboot salesman?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:34, closed)

Novelty umbrellas actually.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:35, closed)

Who exactly is it that I have pestered for sex.
Who. Exactly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:12, closed)

What? I didn't say I was talking about you. 'Sweating like a fat Australian sex pest' is a popular British simile.
It certainly wasn't intended as a reference to your OKcupid profile
www.okcupid.com/profile/ringofyre/personality

As a matter of fact I think it's great that you're so sex-driven. Good for you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:21, closed)

Truly a British phrase
"sex pest".
Says a lot about you guys actually.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:33, closed)

That we're too polite to call someone a potential rapist to their face?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:37, closed)

Yes 2can - you're all too polite.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:20, closed)

Oh, and I suppose it's not rude to ignore people?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:44, closed)

Actually Ringo, the fact that you Aussies had to invent the phrase 'turkey slap'
Shows that it must happen in Australia often enough that it needs a name.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:29, closed)

Oh touche
Plummie, touche.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:29, closed)

Don't worry
he ignored me for a couple of months and then he must've got bored.

Trust me you don't miss much - it can be quite funny when you see a thread with say 90 replies but only a handful when you open it. You'll chuckle and wonder what poor sap is either arguing with him or "lol"ing with him.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:34, closed)

I dunno, Ringo - I rather enjoy the bickering, and I'm a bit sad that one of the major protagonists has chosen to exempt himself from the right to reply. But I think I'll get over it, given time.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:44, closed)

I ignore a couple of dullards a week and then unignore them periodically.
You don't seem to grasp that you're all basically indistinguishable. It's nothing personal. You're all just dreary noise and sometimes it needs the volume turned down.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:57, closed)

I'm sorry you're upset. Maybe if you ask Shambolic nicely he'll forgive you for being such a prick and un-ignore you.
You will have to try to be less of a prick though. Think of it as an early New Year's resolution.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:59, closed)

Second rage!
Oh, it's you.

Moving on...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:00, closed)

Third actually, I think you had the first rage

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:53, closed)

No no 2 Can.
Blubbertits there's not upset. It's the rest of us that are all upset, see?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:01, closed)

Ah, the 'upset' gambit.

Shouldn't you say "cheers", or something? Because it's funny, right?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:05, closed)

Is it?
I never really liked Cheers. Ted Danson's a prick.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:06, closed)

Yes, he is. But I don't want common ground, stuj. This thread is for MAXIMUM RAGE.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:09, closed)

I'm sorry I thought it was all about being an upset blubbertits.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:11, closed)

This is what happens, stuj, when you try to think. Just flip those patties, and let the world roll by, You'll be happier, I promise.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:13, closed)

Sure.
So, you want HOW MANY extra sides of fries with that triple XL with extra cheese, extra bacon and no salad?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:23, closed)

Two.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:32, closed)

*Adds extra 'Winner Sauce' to burger*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:57, closed)

If you had any 'winner sauce', you wouldn't be at work, at 2am, on the last friday before Christmas, flipping burgers.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:01, closed)

Should have guessed you wouldn't know.
www.sabotagetimes.com/life/the-curious-case-of-michael-winners-sauce/
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:05, closed)

Trying to hold the fact that someone doesn't know about chefs wanking into the mayo or reading Viz
Isn't actually that clever.
JSYK.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:18, closed)

I thought he'd have a natural affinity for wanking into or onto things is all.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:32, closed)

I think this is my favourite morsel of midnight misery.
Somebody who's spent the best part of Friday night crying on the internet telling somebody who works in a different time zone that he's a failure. Classic qftw here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:15, closed)

I think you may have meant to reply to another part of the thread.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:27, closed)

Yeah. You slipped at the second word there.
Leave the thinking to human beings.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:38, closed)

Where do HP & stuj live then Dr.?
Since you seem the font of all knowledge about this.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:41, closed)

Stuj works in the Falkland Islands.
Most people know this, looks like it's you that lacks the knowledge here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:01, closed)

Seeg how I don't count stuj
as one of my online fweends I'm not sure how it could be common knowledge, but....
You sure told me Plummie!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:08, closed)

I don't count him as an online friend either.
But still I know this, as it's common knowledge.

You drongo?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:14, closed)

You should probably stick to a website in your first language.
Whatever the fuck that is.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:14, closed)

lay off him Shambles, he's the beating pulse of B3ta.
Actually, the pulse is his throbbing cock as he cruises OKcupid, looking for other fat drongoes to double team his wife as he watches.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:23, closed)

Thanks Plummie
Top White Knighting there.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:34, closed)

You probably could make a lot of money setting up a home delivery burger shop on /QOTW.
They could get as many burgers and fries and lardshakes as they wanted and they wouldn't even have to go outside!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:36, closed)

HAHAHA LOL YEAH!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:37, closed)

I can tell you're excited.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:38, closed)

So why the fuck are you here and not pumping iron or running laps or doing a circuit
Bigboy?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:22, closed)

Because I'm not the one who's fat.
Although you could save having to do any of those things by simply eating less.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:23, closed)

Oh. I could have sworn that post was about him being upset that he'd been ignored.
Clearly I've got it wrong and he's PROUD that Shambles has ignored him.
I guess that being put on ignore by someone means that at least they have actually acknowledged your existence. Dr Shambolic is probably the closest thing he has to a friend right now.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:14, closed)

*Nods*

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:20, closed)

No, I'm not proud - I'm a little bit disappointed. But I'll get by.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:21, closed)

With a little help from your friend?
Sorry but he's ignoring you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:26, closed)

Oh, are we doing Beatles?
You are the walrus.

And a cunt.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:37, closed)

Sgt. Phantom's lonely fat cunt band

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:03, closed)

Everyone in this thread looks really good and girls all fancy them more as a result.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:42, closed)

Is that why you thought you'd join in?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 5:02, closed)

I just got laid like a hundred times as a direct consequence of this thread.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:33, closed)

Those prison showers
Are a hot bed of sexual activity then?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:12, closed)

You lucky bastard

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 7:56, closed)

Works both ways kiddo!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 8:12, closed)

Jumping in here to declare that he put you on ignore because you're boring.
That whole post there is rectum numbing tedium from start to finish. Maybe you should try to contribute more instead of moaning.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:04, closed)

Coming from you that's a fucking golden
Morrisette Moment.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:19, closed)

Yeah, definitely.
I'll contribute this picture of some Jimmy Hill-chinned spastic enjoying a festive eat-off with his gorgeous harem. Merry Christmas.

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:01, closed)

Oh man, I totally bet one of them;s his missus.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:45, closed)

Jealous?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:54, closed)

The click in the red has a damp gunt.

( Ken Oath, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:47, closed)

Wouldn't you, after seeing such a perfect specimen of manliness?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:03, closed)

I think she's more interested in the cake

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:35, closed)

chick, sorry, not click.
Damned text predict phone
( Ken Oath, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:12, closed)

There's nothing sexier than the delicate feminine aroma of guntsweat

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:35, closed)

I don't think I've ever seen this picture.
I didn't even know it existed. Top internet stalking there, you creepy mentalist.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:01, closed)

I can't believe he's been more of a creepy internet stalker to you than he has towards both me and AB.
How do you do it, man? You must be WELL sexy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:03, closed)

Calm down, it's not like I fucked your wife.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:57, closed)

big girls
it's just a bit more cushion fir the pushin'.
( Ken Oath, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:16, closed)

Christ
Mr Logic and Brucie had a child?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:15, closed)

this thread needs that crying ironman picture
maybe a few steve mcdonalds for good measure too.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:07, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:51, closed)

He was on celebrity juice yesterday.
He wasn't funny :(
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:36, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:53, closed)

( Pig Bodine., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:40, closed)

Well this is certainly the best way to demonstrate that you're not obsessed with me.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:54, closed)

Fuck me
& you had me on ignore for months.
You must love HP!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:40, closed)

I don't know who you are.
And I still have the current crop of crybabies on ignore.

You lot genuinely think that people actually distinguish between you, don't you? That's ... amazing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:47, closed)

Ohh...
Bless.

Actually - might be time to stay off the turps Dr. if your memory is that bad.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:00, closed)

Ah, right, yes - because you didn't post a thread declaring that you'd sounded the ignore horn, then follow it up the next morning with another thread declaring how completely and massively unbothered you were. That must have been some other squeaky-voiced fat ugly mental.

EDIT: ah, you've deleted your original thread, to which this one was an answer - you remember the one? Where you were crowing about having put me on 2.0, having spectacularly failed to rewrite a completely different thread to make yourself seem marginally less gormless? Normally, I don't much like thread deletion - but I'll make an exception for yours. They're so monumentally shit that being deleted really is the kindest thing.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:26, closed)

HOORAY! FAT JOKE O'CLOCK!
But it's nice that you think that thread was aimed specifically at you rather than the other three people I put on ignore at the same time and who haven't made a single peep about it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:28, closed)

NO, YOU'RE MORE UPSET THAN ME!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:28, closed)

I'm more upset than EVERYBODY PUT TOGETHER
And also I'm fat and ugly and have a squeaky voice.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:30, closed)

ginger?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 15:14, closed)

Oh man. I bet you don't even know how to un-ignore 2.0 without logging in and out, do you?
That would be priceless if you're fannying about with two browsers just to follow this conversation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:29, closed)

Ohhh your l33t hax0r skillz is mad Dr.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:43, closed)

This ^^^^ is EXACTLY this kind of non-contributing snide snarky trolling that is killing this self-help forum.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:36, closed)

pointless and vicious trolling, here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:40, closed)

BAN CLAMOROUS FADGER LOL DID WE MENTION HIS WIFE IS QUITE FAT YET?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:52, closed)

I HATE ONEROUS VADGER COS HE'S A CUNTY MEAN TROLL BASTARD WHO CALLS PEOPLE NAMES AND HIS WIFE IS FAT

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:08, closed)

I HATE DR. SHAMBOLIC COS HES RELLY MEAN TO AUTISTIC SPACKERS ON QOTW

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:26, closed)

You've got to be cruel to be kind.
You've also got to be cruel to be cruel.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:27, closed)

I'm actually a bit worried now, he went to the effort of finding a picture of me that nobody knew existed for five years.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:02, closed)

is your chin really that big?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:04, closed)

Only when I pull a face and make it stick out like that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:11, closed)

it's a bit weird if someone starts posting pictures of you on the internet.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:23, closed)

I'd gaz the mods, but I don't want to get fingered.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:31, closed)

As long as you're not a dog I'd say you're safe

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 18:37, closed)

Post number 100 here.
HP appears to have turned into Albert Marshmallow. He's that indifferent to BD, he's going to post a picture of him with a fat lass.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:12, closed)

He went to the trouble of shopping that enough that it isn't immediately obvious that it's shopped.
I think he might fancy me.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:33, closed)

I think you might need a stronger prescription on those specs, BD. For one thing, it couldn't be more obviously 'shopped - and for another, you have somehow managed to assess your dribbly, gurning visage and conclude that it is in some bizarre respect fanciable. Honestly - were I to shift to the other side of the bed - I wouldn't go for a drooling cakefiend who looked like the outcome of Worzel Gummidge and Widow Twankey climbing in to that machine from "The Fly".
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:32, closed)

Definitely not upset with me here, oh no.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:42, closed)

I wouldn't dare get upset with you, BD - not with your documented track record of abandoning reasonable discourse in favour of head-butting people who offend you. I would imagine, given the massive counterweight of your absurdly gargantuan chin, that your head-butts are a thing of legend.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:54, closed)

Dude seriously if you fancy him so much just ask him out.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:40, closed)

Much as I'd love to, I couldn't be BD's life partner - I just can't sign off on getting fucked by some sleazy weirdo at a shit internet party whilst BD is in the next room, obliviously eating cake.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:47, closed)

Blimey, proper internet upset going on here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:14, closed)

At least he's not kept his miserable obsession going all the way to Christmas.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:28, closed)

how many keyboards did you go through to type that?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:58, closed)

I just used my normal one mate - keyboards tend to last longer when you use your fingers to type, rather than a stick attached to your forehead. Your typing style is more deadly to keyboards, due partly to the lack of tactile finesse, and partly to the copious quantities of drool - which will inevitably dribble between the keys and short out the membranes. Try using a bib.

Happy Christmas!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:08, closed)

Why is it always drool in your posts?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:14, closed)

It's a recent thing. I think it's because you keep responding.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:23, closed)

I think you just like talking about drool.
I expect that when you're not on here you're paying fat men to dribble on your face while you wank yourself off.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:33, closed)

Our expectations are a product of our experiences.
I wouldn't fancy yours.

EDIT: also, I don't need to pay for the attention of dribbly fat blokes. Shambo gives it up for free.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:38, closed)

Well that explains why you're stalking him

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:44, closed)

Hey, it ain't me sounding the ignore horn, pretending it was all some sort of long-term plan, then continuing to post regardless. His LOLIGNORE not withstanding, I daresay he'll be back in this thread before long.

Bit stalky, if you ask me.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:51, closed)

I think you've just given away the fact that you're the one who has actually ignored him, here.
There's a post of his directly under this one.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:13, closed)

A thousand words of misery on Christmas eve. Definitely not upset.
Def.In.Itely.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:21, closed)

nah, i use my phone.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:52, closed)

I like the way the less he's bothered by something
the longer and more bitter his posts become.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 8:09, closed)

I like how I just called him boring and he flipped out and started internet stalking me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 9:51, closed)

You're pretty irresistible.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:42, closed)

It's the chin.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:13, closed)

Not to mention hypocritical.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:47, closed)

Ha ha, I just logged out and this thread grew to five times the size. Logged back in now so should be safe.
(Benzyl, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 19:13, closed)

lol, me too
Although all that seems to be missing is a load of posts by a certain fat sweaty crybaby Australian sex offender.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:49, closed)

Me too.
It warms my cockles to think that I'm being missed already.
2can might want to be a bit more careful about what libelous things he/she/it says tho.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:31, closed)

Oh man, threatened on the internet.
My understanding was that I can say what I like about you now because you've decided to do the mature thing and ignore 2.0 me.
If you log out to read this that kind of negates the point of it doesn't it?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 23:50, closed)

No comment on Shambles doing the same thing? Strange. It's almost as if your circle-jerk coterie of idiots are completely blind to one another's laundry list of personal failings. Which you'd pretty much have to be, I suppose, in order to reach your mutual, unfulfilling climax.

I don't think you're going to get much joy in the courts with this one, Ringo - his shocking level of retardation almost certainly means that he will not be deemed culpable.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:50, closed)

He can't see this because he's put me on ignore. You seem to be struggling with this concept.
I haven't commented on Shambles as I have not been following his online antics as closely as you have you creepy internet stalker.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:25, closed)

I can see why he would do that.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:27, closed)

he got upset on the internet, yes

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:37, closed)

Hang on ... which of us has who on ignore?
I don't have you on ignore. You're not one of the drearies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:27, closed)

ringofyre has the majority of QOTW on ignore.
I was referring to the second part of the post.
Bizarre behaviour, he's a horrible troll to people and then when they respond he puts them on ignore.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:31, closed)

I don't think you can judge them by the standards of normal functioning adults.
If you'd trained as a vet instead of a doctor you'd probably have a better grasp of them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 17:05, closed)