Bodged DIY
Bad fix-ups, especially if it involved people being pointlessly hurt or if someone(else) lived with the crap job for some time.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 13:55, Reply)

Your favourite urban myths...
should be good?
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 20:22, Reply)

missed opportunities on QOTW
maybe your PC blew up just when the ideal QOTW for you was on b3ta... maybe you got caught wanking spectacularly three days after that qotw passed. Well now tell us all the things you want to put in old qotw's - all at once!
(teasus likes tea, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 12:46, Reply)

Stupid work stories challange
NO stupid customer stories!

Wanted: Tales of stupid bosses, idiot co-workers (cow-irkers if you prefer), evil computer pranks, public firing humiliation, etc.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 3:26, Reply)

Secret clubs!
Were you ever in a secret club as a child? Any iniatiation rituals you had to go through?

At primary school, to impress an elder group of girls so we'd be allowed to play with them, I along with two other girls let them squirt ribena on our bare bottoms. I was also the leader of the subtley named "Secret club". We had matching rings and everything! In spite of the club only consisting of me, my brothers and my three cousins, we felt the need to have a password just incase we developed severe amnesia and forgot who was in the club. The password was to whisper (again, imaginatively) "Shhh! Secret Club!"
(PowderedGnomeGirl, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:44, Reply)

Soundtrack to your life..
I have an 8-track in my head, and under certain circumstances, the same music always pops up unbidden.
Starsky and Hutch for car parks; Two Tribes by FGTH, when I'm On A Mission, as in the Supergrass episode of The Comic Strip (Rob Coltrane with a huge chainsaw in a tuba case, striding across the harbour). I have managed to delete Radar Love whilst driving, due to excessive pointage.
Any more soundtracks, apart from Bolero, of course.
(etchi, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, Reply)

What you hate people doing in a cinema/theatre?
Popcorn/crisp crunching..
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:57, Reply)

whats the worst thing youve ever done at a wedding?

(Rushy, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:27, Reply)

Best Person Ever
Who is the best person you have ever met or know of and why
(woo who?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:33, Reply)

daddy or chips?
daddy
(woo who?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 0:30, Reply)

Examples of Drudgery
I have to travel 40 minutes along a motorway to get to work. One day I realised that I recognised every single piece of roadkill on the way there.

Give examples of how drudgery has affected you.
( Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:53, Reply)

Loogabarooga...
...does it really exist?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:08, Reply)

funkie
Have an open page so new or long time members can put something down relating to a previous QOTW that they might have missed or can now add something to.
(funkie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:58, Reply)

Trump
The worst smell you've ever emitted...and its effects.
(Wrecked Tums, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:56, Reply)

Ooooh
A rumour was once spread around work about me being arrested for Knocking one out while lying on my back in the middle of the road... So... what completely untrue rumours have been spread around about you?
(Hairy_Lee, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:55, Reply)

QoTw
I have lots of things i keep secret/discrete about...and on an occaision people find them out and it surprises them cos it goes completley against the image i portray (or try to!) now.....

Wot secrets or hidden naughties do all us B3TA ers have that would seriously get us into trouble/shock others
(Oops....did I say that out loud cos I really bloody want to., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, Reply)

Flying.
I just flew from LA to Heathrow, and, as I'm terrified of flying it was a surprisingly brilliant flight.
I spent the morning before depature watching plane crash documentaries.
Tell us your horrifying airplane moments.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 1:49, Reply)

What would you do on the day before the apocalypse?
I'd inject myself with the T-virus and feast on some brains.

(Similarly, "What would you do if you had one day left to live?")
(You're kidding me., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 20:30, Reply)

Weirdest Dreams
What's the weirdest dream you've ever had.
(OmenofSorrow, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:26, Reply)

Old Man Grumble
What things are you ashamed of getting annoyed about, because they are the kind of things you imagine should only get up the noses of old people?

I, ahem, hate drivers who don't indicate when they should.

first post - woo!

(You'll never take me alive copper, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 5:49, Reply)

Busted!
what about the time you got busted, not just by the cops!
(Letchworth is better than Hitchin, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:55, Reply)

may have been suggested before
but ties in nicely with poached egg feature: Culinary Disasters.

Mine includes a (chef) housemate, whose idea of a treat was a microwaved Farmfoods economy burger sandwich.

Blurrrrgh!
( trumpet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 0:27, Reply)

lies told to cover up potential crippling embarrassment
There is a couple who went to my (former) college,(who shall not be named, mainly cos I dont know them myself, but the college is North Warwickshire and Hinckley College) who after indulging in a session of bum-love on the bloke's settee, the girlie suddenly, without warning, crapped on the sofa. Soon after this, the bloke's parents got home....so they told them that the dog did it. The dog has since been put down by the angry parents. aaw, poor doggie, paying with his life for his owner's depravity.....
(Ryuken-Kai, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:11, Reply)

Snow stories
What can you tell us about the times you have frolicked in the snow? Maybe you forgot to jump off your sledge befor it fell off the drop and into the stream at the bottom of the hill???
(Moofster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 15:50, Reply)

What simple thing makes you feel Life Is Good?
Having a non-stop drive getting all the green lights is one way of guaranteeing I feel all happy and blessed. I also really get all overwhelmed with the goodness of life when I realise the day is my own, with no requirement to anyone to be somewhere or do something. What little things make your day just the best?
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 5:18, Reply)

What have you been falsely accused of?
I was falsely accused by my Head of Year of doing drugs, although to be fair I do seem high as a kite most of the time.
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 17:01, Reply)

Fred West or Go West?
Be Fred for me, I don't like Go West.
(biggytitbo, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 13:34, Reply)

If you were an evil genius, what would you create?
I'd create a virus that wiped out dogs. All dog owners would then have to find something else cute and fluffy that doesn't stink and shit everywhere.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 15:04, Reply)

Dr Freud asks
Princes William and Harry found out - rather publically - that their old dad likes women who look like horses, while the old lady carked it playing the pink oboe in the back of a car.

"At what moment did you realise that your parents weren't the most wonderful human beings on the planet?"
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 11:13, Reply)