northern irish accents
makes me weak at the knees. doesn't matter what the boy looks like. it's very hot stuff

edit: and also the back of a boy's neck just where his hair stops. can't explain it
(evil_beetle, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:39, Reply)

Fat, nerdy women with a good grasp of C+

( Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:37, Reply)

real eyebrows
not a monobrow mind, just something that doesn't look like a surprised transvestite
(Vectrex, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:32, Reply)

Lets see...
...I like just holding my girlfriend really close.

BTW... A fetish isn't being stamped on or kicked... That's something else. A fetish is just a wee fixation. I have a few small ones that are fun.
( beefandcheese, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:32, Reply)

I'm a non-smoker but;
The smell of Davidoff Echo (Ladies) and Marlbro Lights on my girlfriend...

Oh, and pubic topiary...
( 4838 Let the man go through, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:27, Reply)

an insight into my slightly warped mind
Pointy-toed shoes
not really a fetish thing, i don't want to be stamped on or kicked in the nuts by a woman wearing them, but they just set something off. My ex got into dead short skirts and pointy toed stilletos for me all the time, i miss her

French-manicured nails
i love them

Curly hair
katie melua style curly hair at that

FAO tr1nity - ah yes the clavicle! not as big a fave of mine as those above, but very good all the same
( applehead herp derp, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:26, Reply)

Sounds..
The sounds a woman makes turns me on like a lightswitch, quite embarrasing.

S'pecially when my girlfriend knows and likes to make me hard at totally up-opportune moments i.e about to get off the bus, end of a film....you know, when you've gotta be walking in large public groups.

Bitch :P
(Milkshake, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:21, Reply)

Just a few...
A lady in a tie and button up shirt.
Any tight choker thing, not just black.
Belly button rings.
Tattoos on the small of the back.
(The If has remembered this site., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:20, Reply)

hot hot hot
Hmmm, I concur, Lord of the Pies. Hats really make a woman. I especially like unusually bright coloured fedoras (red, yellow, you get the picture). Definitely not baseball caps, though.
( Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:19, Reply)

Teh Norks
Mmmmm norks....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:10, Reply)

Girls in Hats
My fetish is hat wearing ladies. The two best hats would be a stetson or a cream & pink stripey woolly hat, with a bobble on top and a flaps over the ears. Just about any lady can be elevated to the level of really hot by wearing a hat.

I was in Copenhagen at New Year a year or so back. Hot Danish women in hats. Thousands of them. I spent two days limping around the city.
(Lord of the Pies, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:08, Reply)

oh yes, british accents are great
I like them all, though. Russian, Brazilian, Brooklyn, Cuban...I'm not too big a fan of most varieties of American southern though. Which is a shame, seeing as how I am currently living south of the mason dixon line.
(fantastic german, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:06, Reply)

hmm.
well-defined clavicles definitely make me hot.
And also, I get turned on by seeing or feeling certain textures(think Salad Fingers).

additional turn-ons:
Southern English accents
to a certain extent, stubbornness and self-doubt
tight pants
and, guys who aren't scared(and perhaps like) to be a little gay sometimes.
( trintrin has jam for blood, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:04, Reply)

Girls from Northern Ireland
The way they say "hire yew?" and "catch yerself orn"
Crikey - that gets me going every time.


Off for a quick J. Arthur now.....
( BobbyParadise, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:03, Reply)

I love Braces...
...spinal braces mind you or, a girl with one built up shoe. ;D
(cherry B, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:03, Reply)

yep
i have a friend who gets amazingly turned on by british accents
(dr3wrocks, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:02, Reply)

i can't believe none of the ladies have mentioned *accents* yet.

(fantastic german, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 17:00, Reply)

Vomit
I know someone who likes to watch naked japanese girls being sick into each others mouths.

He also wants to die of consumption.

He's brilliant.
(mudflaps, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:57, Reply)

Biting!
I forgot to mention how much I love to bite and to be bitten. I do like to be scratched slowly, particularly up the spine. In fact, just take all your clothes off and fight me.
(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:57, Reply)

The thought
of a lovely lady (preferably nicley norked and topless) making me a large and delicious cheese sandwich turns me on something shocking. Mmm...topless norky sandwichy sexiness.

Also, remember the porno lady with two toes? The two toes bit was a bit of turn on, I must confess.
(King In Crimson, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:55, Reply)

Dogging,
playing for Leicester City, beating the shit out of Ulrika Jonsson....
( BobbyParadise, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:55, Reply)

Nipples
I love men's nipples. I like to bite them, lick them, chew them. If you'll let me put my arms around you and stroke your nipples I just melt.
(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:54, Reply)

Er...
Cripples.

( collapsibletank procreates, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:53, Reply)

*drool*
On a lady - Dark hair w/ blue eyes. Hubba hubba hubba.
(Let's all have an asbo, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:49, Reply)

I really like
it when a girl strokes my.....back! Something about fingernails on my back really does it for me...and nice eyes and lips...nothing sexier than that!

I'm so lonely right now....
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:47, Reply)

Gall Bladders.
Oh yes.
( holygiblets, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:40, Reply)

Much like Wombatovic,
I too like being bitten, but a bit harder and mostly in the shoulder area. When we were first together the bf was quite apprehensive about it as he felt he was actually hurting me (doesn't have a problem now though ;-) )
(Sinister, baby is waiting for ffej..., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:37, Reply)

Sharp nails
scraped down my back.

*combusts*
(HectorProtector, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:36, Reply)

Fighting
Not the pissy shouting at each other thing no, I'm talking about the actual physical scrapping.

The rougher the better.

Although getting a knee in the knackers aint too pleaseant.

And it doesn't mean I secretly want to be a rapist either (least I bloody hope not).

All between two consenting adults btw.


Edited slighty cos after posting this it does actually read like I want to be a rapist.
( ReReformed, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 16:34, Reply)