how much older?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)

only 5, Im thirty she is 35

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)

You're only 5?
/not paying attention
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)

that's no difference what so ever.
you're old yourself!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)

pfft.
not even worth mentioning the age difference.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

^that^

( TBL I posted this on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

he just wanted to mention that he's got a girlfriend.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

indeed.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

OMG UR SO B1TT3R.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

He eats so many L3m0n5

(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

L3m0n p4rty

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

I'm quite sure that would leave a bitter taste in my mouth.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)

The cheese on the scrote that has now just become a manflap is rather bitter
or so I've heard.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

er, yummy!

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)

wooyay for numbers instead of 13TT3R5

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)

i never said it was a bad thing!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

Stop ruining my propaganda.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

^this
i've been out once wiht an older lady (9 years diff.), she wasn't really my cup of tea(not because of the age though)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

Poofter eh?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)

league of gentlemen!
for a minute there i wasn't sure what that was from (it woul dhave wound me up all night).

i'm not gay, we just weren't getting along on our own thats all
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)

I didn't think anyone would get that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

then you have a tiny tiny mind

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

LOLPOTKETTLE

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)

LET'SGETNAKEDRACIST

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

He smells of cabbagey wee

(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

and can't maintain an erection

( moohalaa, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

that bit was true :(

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

*points*
*laughs*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)

*listens again*

(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)

And he's got a tiny...penis.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)

He spends the whole day wanking over Doctor Who

(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)

mr tennant has recently
had a restraining order place don him
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:28, archived)

Why would he?
Surely Parrott wanks over Doctor Who, the show. I say this, mainly because he can't wank over Tennant in person, because the character isn't called Doctor Who, just simply 'The Doctor'.

HA! I SHOWED YOU!!!

..



*goes back wanking into a sock*
(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

*sigh*
I 'heart Tennant

I could quite happily spend all day wanking over/wanking off/standing over and wanking onto/being wanked off by Dr. Who
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)

Limescale problem?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

kineticnorth.com/mp3s/Parrot.mp3
(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)

Yes, I realised just as I clicked "post".

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)

I see.
I'm glad everybody's heard it.
(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)

Heard it? It's my fucking ringtone.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

YES.

(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

it'd be funnier if it was done well.
as it is it seems improvised and a waste of effort.

I mean, at least do some research. Where's the You're Wrong meme? Wheres the stuff about making porn? Rubbish. Instead he goes for generic insults made up on the spot.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY, YOU COCK-END.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)

nah.
if he'd put some effort in, i'd appreciate it. As it is, it just comes across as exactly what it is.

a loser trying and failing and only amusing children.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)

+ a song about

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)

FUCKING CLICKS!

No-one else no?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)

Pfft.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

Ithankya!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

Are you starting to wobble, online?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)

Hahaha, this is fantastic.
Parrott is calling someone a loser.

Comedy genius.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)

INTERNET BULLYING

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

DOT COM FORWARD SLASH PARROTT.

(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)

I laughed and I'm not a child.
YOU'RE WRONG.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

It was not a 'meme'.
It was people taking the piss out of you for being unbelievably shit.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)

Yes call it shit.
That doesn't make you look like a loser at all...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)

it's a good effort.
better than the usual recycling of jokes.

Well, better in that it's the usual recycling of jokes but done in a different medium.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)

It's because you're so unbelievably dull,
nobody can remember a damn thing about you, so we have to make certain assumptions.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)

I must admit. I went into his profile to see if he was a noob.
8000+ posts.
I never had a clue.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)

The contents of his profile say it all.
He has a mental age of about 12.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)

he actually has a mental age?
i'm surprised
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

a member for 4 years, 10 months and 24 days

(__, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)

for 4 years, 10 months and 24 days

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

+ flacid and dripping

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

Pffft.
That was a good wobble.
*clicks*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)

christ all fucking mighty.
it is fucking rare that I genuinely think of anyone on here as a twat, but you just might be the fucking first. If that song was about me, I'd still find it fucking hilarious. GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOUR YOU BORING CUNT.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)

That is fucking brilliant.
I should've listened to it last night.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

some drink coffee, some drink tea,
a happy metaphor

for sexuality
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)

good point
always pour sugar into a ladies fanny before sex
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

unless you like it black

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)

Rassist.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)

and a plastic cup
/izzard
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

Necrotising faciitis FTW.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

its exactly the same as opening a can of tuna, only to realise there's a hole in it
and has been for a year and a half.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)

You'd put milk in it if you didn't want it black, not sugar.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)

He's autistic, he doesn't know.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

i know but the milk thing would be alluding to sperm, so it didn't fit

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)

or it would fit entirely
though i s'pose you could have said brown sugar instead of white
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)

i think the whole thing fell apart to be honest

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

you mean you destroyed it

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)

i'm not off to play world of warcraft, i need to wait for the updates to download(2-4 hours)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)

*has warcraft flashbacks*

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)

i've spent the last hour or so installing it
turned it on, and now it wants to download a load of updates
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)

yeah, you need a friend with warcraft to give you them all on a usb
it's much quicker probably to drive to the friends house and back again than it is to wait
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)

unless i don't drive
or have anybody i'd ask to do that
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)

oh you will see that it is massively different.
older women have minges made of sawdust and clay.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)

With TEETH!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)

I've got some glue....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

i'll get a knackered horse
we can make our own
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)

It's true.
Modern women were only invented about 27 years ago. All the ones before that are outdated models and should be considered obsolete.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)

that's nothing
/has said too much
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)