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Gravy is a subset of sauce.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
how?
Give an example of a sauce that is not a gravy.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
Tomato sauce.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
See, my mum calls that gravy.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
Your mum is a fucking idiot.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
See, I was going to refrain from insulting her mum.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
I was going to imply I raped her retarded body.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
But, but...
HER MUM.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
I know.
Let it go.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
MY MUM

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT, SHE HAS AN ACCOUNT ON B3TA.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
I swear someone else said that the other day

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Me.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT, SHE GOT ON THE SCALES AND THEY SCREAMED

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Your mum is so fat her bed is reinforced and she can't use stairs

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE DIED BECAUSE SHE'S SO FAT

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
YOUR MUM'S BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
THAT'S GRAVY

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
NO IT FUCKING WELL ISN'T, IT'S PASTA SAUCE, YOU TWAT.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
I love you.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
*beams*

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
This is a pretty long thread from such a shit post

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
I could delete my reply if you want.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
I dare you.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DO NOT WANT
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
But he did dare me.
This is a dilemma.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
Go on!
DELETE DELETE DELETE!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
I DOUBLE dare you.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
Did your wallet turn up?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
DELETE DELETE

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
I TRIPLE DOG DARE you not to

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
I can't do it.
I fully intended to. I just can't bring myself to do it. What a fucking pussy.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
what?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE WEIGHS 35 STONE

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
=O

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
YOUR mum is so fat that people have made hundreds of jokes about her weight.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR MUM

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
NO IT WAS YOURS.
MY MUM IS OF AVERAGE WEIGHT.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
Your mum is WRONG.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
those silly Poles

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
My mum's from New York, and when a New Yorker says they want tomato gravy on their pasta
THEY GET TOMATO GRAVY ON THEIR PASTA
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

TOMATO GRAVY ketchup.

Or are you thinking of PASTA SAUCE?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
Pasta sauce = tomato gravy

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
YOU FUCKING RETARDED RETARD.
*bums*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
No it doesn't.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Which SHOULDN'T be gravy, if all goes to plan.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
correct.
Ketchup is mere condiment
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Stick the word GRAVY into google image search,
GRAVY = BROWN. ITS ALWAYS BROWN.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
And it's made from MEAT.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
the stuff you get at KFC is white

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Because it's got flour in it.


flour spunk
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
ah, Merkin gravy
as with everything else, they imported it and got it badly wrong.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
well that's just stupid.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
Your mum is using the word 'gravy' in an unusual way.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
It's a fine savoury emulsion
MMMMM GRAVY
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravy
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
WAHEY!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato_Sauce#Tomato_gravy
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
tomatoes, lard and flour.
Tasty.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
It doesnt count if you edit
your own things into wiki.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
I thought tomato sauce was quite sweet

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
it does have sugar as one of the main ingredients.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
Look, it doesn't really matter.
A subset can be equal to its superset anyway.

Although you are wrong.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

unusual incorrect
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
your mum is a fat whore.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Your mum calls
tomato sauce gravy?

Your accent is no longer that mystifying.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
would your mum call any of these gravy?
bechemel
hollandaise
a raspberry coulis
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
The bechemel, probably

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
Is she being
a) Northern
b) Forrin
c) Some other flavour of wrong

?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
all french sauces are now called 'freedom gravy'

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
freedom kissing
freedom letter
freedom leave
freedom fucking surrender monkies cheesewank bastard filthy smelly gits
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
hoi. I had 2 of them
get your own snobby sauce types
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
*looks down*
so you did.

er, OK.

Spunky, and, er, spunkier spunk than the other lot of spunk.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
Oh, spunk is DEFINITELY a type of gravy.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
Well, I suppose it is involved in a roast from time to time.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
hollandaise
bechemel
chocolate
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
Aha.
You win with chocolate.

I suppose gravy must have a savoury taste.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
Gravy is a sauce in which one of the major ingredients
is "meat juice" from frying or roasting meat, you cook-lexics.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
look, just because you won the war
doesn't mean you can come here dictating our culinary techniques
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
"Tomato-gravy" my arse.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
Bread sauce.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
That's meatless gravy, though

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
not really
that's bread, milk, onions, cloves and butter.
not really gravy at all.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
Bread sauce is really bloody shit.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
It's fucking fantastic.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
it's like somebody ate a load of white bread and sicked it back up
and it's only ever served at Christmas and utterly rubbish.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
Tartar sauce.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
cranberry

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
Everything that isn't made from meat juices.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
Ketchup.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
Powersauce.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
*spang*

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
They're just apple cores and Chinese newspapers!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
YES!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
Sauce vert
bearnaise
sauce poivre
bechamel
raspberry sauce
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
Strawberry sauce for ice cream.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
SQUEEZY POOP

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
Semen.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
Open sauce

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
hahaha!
WIN!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
do you really need people to give you examples?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
Yes, I did.
Now I am enlightened.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
I think we could go so far as to call it a proper subset.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
If I was a little smarter I would have typed the symbol.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
I'm not sure there's an HTML symbol for proper subset.
Gracy ⊂ sauce.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)