I've just had an argument
with my ex union rep. It's not even 10.30.

How have you lived up to your internet persona today?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)

I did things in China.
Woke up, had a shower, ate breakfast, went to work, etc.
( Zuowan, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)

How old is your baby?
I did mean to say congrats.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:28, archived)

Four and a half months.
Thanks for the congrats, wasn't going to mention it on here, but what's done is done.
( Zuowan, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)

CONGRATUHOWLONGUNTILIT'SLEGALINCHINALATIONS!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)

careful, they eat babies for breakfast out there
or is that dinner?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:19, archived)

Just because you start your day with an infant doesn't mean everyone does.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)

*Ripple of applause*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)

Oh, well played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)

the internet equivalent of a high lofted six over the bowlers head.

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)

Congratulations on having spunk that is more active and productive than some b3ta users.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)

Blue Star, have you had HP Guinness Sauce yet?
Please don't think I'm asking due to racism or anything, I just wanted to shoehorn HP Guinness Sauce into the conversation. God, I love that stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)

Oh my goodness, FB coincidance.
Anyway, yeah', it's great amazing stuff, tastes nothing like guinness, but it has taught me how to spell it now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:23, archived)

If you can spell it properly now
why don't you update your username to show this?

It does sound DELICIOUS.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)

Someone at work or whatever might catch on it's me, or someone from here might not realise I'm me... if I spell it right.
It's weird, it doesn't taste anything like guinness, in my opinion, but it taste like a devine balsamic vinegar glaze with a slighty fruity note and the after-taste of guinness.

Every single time, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I obsess about a curtain food item, they stop selling them (at least, where I can get them) after a few months and it leaves me in a void. These include
- "Hot'n'Spicy" watsits
- Galaxy Truffel
- Intermitantly Yop
- Tesco Crab Sticks (at my local 'metro')
- There are a few cheeses I can't think off.
- Mr Blobby Drink
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)

Ohh, and the amazing old sushi place near where I live.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)

There's a woman with a stall in the street near my house selling sushi.
She makes it and sells it right there.
I'd try it but have had enough food poisoning this year thanks.
( Zuowan, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)

Go Go Western Cooking Hygeen Standards !
Gonna try www.shiso-london.co.uk tonight probably as Im having a totally awesome day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)

well you've ruined it now with an invalid fqdn
fuck your life.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:43, archived)

fqdn?
.com nayway
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:56, archived)

you're a geek, you know what an fqdn is...

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:59, archived)

fucking qrap domain name? Not a clue without looking it up.
Which really is a geek's special power, the ability to google something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)

Seriously?
You're an app developer no??
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)

Web developer

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)

yeah.. that's even worse.. I'm confused.
But I'll let you off.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)

I could edit my hosts file if it helps you? It's all about perspective.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)

OK, I looked it up, 'fully qualified domain name'.
Where would I have come across that? If a client gave me an invalid domain name, I wouldn't ask them back for a "fqdn", I would say "That domain is incorrect". The domain name is unregistered, but from what I gather from a wiki article, an FQDN is in respect to how the domain is written and not where it points too in some sort of Hosts/DNS, therefore .co.uk it would pass validation on the 'domain name' itself, it just doens't go anywhere.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)

You'd have come across it everywhere! Bloody everywhere!
You might not talk about an fqdn to them, but that's sure;y what you should know it as... I build web servers and I sure as tits use fqdns in the apache configs.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)

You know, you do have a valid job, as much as the designers make what people see, and the developers make it interactive and functional, the server guy keeps it online.
It's a very important job, without it, the sites can't go up online. You don't need to validate yourself with unnessersary anagrams. You should be proud of your job. We all need someone to make sure the offsite backups run every day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)

...but fuck off
acknowledged. :D
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:00, archived)

Why is your username endorsing a racist sauce?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:02, archived)

Every sauce is a little bit racist

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)

I've turned down the oppression of the HP sauce regime
And instead now am a proud owner of Yorkshire Sauce
( Theoban What of it, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)

I recently moved to Worcestershire
guess what sauce i'm very not keen on?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:48, archived)

Tabasco?

( Theoban What of it, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)

i like this because of fucking qrap domain name.

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)

I like this because I like YOU.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)

you make me smile you do yes.

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)

couldn't you just buy celebrations to get the galaxy truffle fix?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:43, archived)

Yeah', and a smack addict can just try some solphadeen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)

it's a shame about the yop though
you always see strawberry, raspberry, and so on... never Intermitantly flavour
( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)

They're all intermitantly flavoured, in the respect that only one shop ever sales them at a time, at least in my area.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)

i didnt see it for years
we used to drink it on holiday in france when i was a kid
( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)

It's so hard to find these days.
When the OneStop in Cockfosters has it, nobody in southgate does... and when the costcutter in southgate has it, OneStop doesn't. Strange Times, I think only one place can sale it at a time, donno why they chose that as a buisness model though?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)

These selections paint a lovley picture of you
that coincide with the way I perceive you are in real life.
This is a happy moment for me.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)

Thank you, I think.
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:10, archived)

your having a bubble, right ??

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)

(about them doing hp guinness )

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)

I'm delicious
and fattening.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)

Hahaha.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)

Whereas I'm very annoying and people just want me to go away

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:07, archived)

I've been relentlessly charming all morning,
Nearly home time though.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)

Charming? You?
Don't make me laugh.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)

Seriously, proper silver tongued cavalier me.
Even people I've been rude to have been laughing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)

Did you show them pictures
of your birds tits?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)

No yours
You're my wallpaper now
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:10, archived)

I've spent the morning cleaning up sick, washing bedding and nursing a poorly daughter :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:37, archived)

Oh no!
Mini T! What's up with her?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:43, archived)

I think she's got the bug that has swept through her nursery.
She can't keep any food down at the moment and has been awake pretty much since 3am
We're currently watching The Princess and The Frog to try and aid her recovery :)
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)

Give her a massive hug from
her Auntie Blue Star.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)

i heard fingerpainting is the BEST.

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)

and facepainting.

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)

and waterfights where she's the only one allowed to spray anyone

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)

and lunch where she gets to choose what she wants, complain you don't have [certain item of food], then decide when it's in front of her that she wants something else.

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)

do i even have an internet persona?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)

just like tap water.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)

life-giving?
aw thanks
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)

If we put you in an empty bottle we can save seventy pence on the store-bought equivalent.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)

devon has really good tap water.
i spect your place is a bit meh.
( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)

tap water that is so underappreciated by those who have it?
when those who don't have so much extra pain and slog in their lives?

MANOLITH, he's saying you smoothe out our troubles so gently we don't even notice. or something.
( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)

when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:55, archived)

Does this mean Dole scum are potentially saving the world?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)

You haven't pushed me into an internet bush yet.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)

i would if i could

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)

i've sat on the internet and been needy!
I've also potentially gotten into trouble by admitting to something I horribly shagged up yesterday when I shouldn't have (shagged up nor admitted to)
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)

Pfft.
Alright, needy? :P
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)

Hmm, oh... didn't see you there.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:14, archived)

I haven't done very well today
Must do better, yes
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)

*throws you an internet frisbee*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:56, archived)

Oh that just reminded me
Last night I was having a dream about throwing boomerangs and it was really fun
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:09, archived)

I've had bacon for breakfast, and I'm having steak sandwiches for lunch
Internet fatty - Check.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)

You've not banged any fat chicks with self esteem issues, lolmentalism and personal hygiene issues so far today

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)

That's later on tonight

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)

I have been rather dull

( vladimir, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)

pisd ona orkeshtra

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)

who was it that came up with that as a sample baldmonkey post?
because it was perfect
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)

No idea.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)

Knock knock

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)

Jack Black and Jackie Chan team up to fight an evil Mr Potato Head that is all come alive but no one believes them.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:51, archived)

turns out it was good ol' vladimir

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)

vlad's well cool.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)

i'm gonna tell people that he and i are friends so they think i'm cool too

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)

I'm almost claiming this one, YES
www.b3ta.com/talk/7209004#post7209057
( vladimir, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)

i think your super

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)

heeeeeeeeeey buddy

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)

I drove a large engined car over a medium distance
and tutted when I saw a man in tracksuit who was clearly not engaging in sporting or healthy activites (eating a pie and drinking a can of fizzy juice).
And never felt bad about either of those things.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)

something to do with dinosaurs, sonic the hedgehog and the alot

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)

I've been helpful
and very slightly condescending. And I've smiled whilst calling someone a prick.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)

I didn't cross the Tamar.
I think that's the only part of my internet persona here.

It seems I'm visiting two cider farms for my birthday next month. I couldn't be anymore excited.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)

lets see i fret and i care and i make people smile sometimes.

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)

wait scratch that last bit, i care deeply but i suspect people just wish i wasn't around.

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)

stop being a wet git. big up your bad self.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)

i did, i said i care a lot,
that means a lot to me.
( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:24, archived)

Do you care About Disasters, Fires, Floods And Killer Bees?
or about the NASA Shuttle falling in the Sea?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:29, archived)

ALL OF IT and people yes especially people

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:29, archived)

Really?
Do you care a lot about the gamblers and the pushers and the geeks?
Do you care a lot about the smack and crap and wack that hits the streets?
Do you care a lot about the wellfare of all the boys and girls?
Do you care a lot about people cos you're out to save the world?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)

I mentioned that I'm Irish.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)

I don't really have one
all I have is the Aardvark Greeting.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:58, archived)

Not in any way, no
My youngest lad is 3 today.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:00, archived)

I'm on my phone so I'm just posting and running here, but I'll be on TF2 from about half seven tonight for anyone that cares.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)

Righto, I'll be around then so I shall press LMB at things

( Theoban What of it, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)

My hero medic.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)

No-one else would play medic!
I don't really enjoy medic cos I prefer to do the shooting, but if you're on a team without one, you're gonna lose
( Theoban What of it, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)

Also, more medics need to understand that you can heal more than just the heavy
Ubered Pyro is a fucking force of nature
( Theoban What of it, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)

I am bigger,
like I used to be.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)

I just received delivery of new computer bits
I can't be arsed taking this computer to pieces right now, maybe in a few days.

I'm lazy, see. Is that my internet persona? I hope so, cos I can't be arsed getting a new one
( Theoban What of it, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)

your exes have a union?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)

needed more attention :( CLICKING.

( sleepybinky, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)