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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:43, archived)
it's funny because it's not morning any more

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:56, archived)
This could be the morning thread for Alaska or something.
It's morning over there now.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:00, archived)
Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)
you're one to laugh, you're on public transport

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:56, archived)
Not for long.
Then I get to look at stuff in london.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:58, archived)
gay sex tourist

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:02, archived)
Sort of

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:03, archived)
Don't you fucking dare look at me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:05, archived)
Going to be in brixton. Should be far enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:13, archived)
It'll be dark.
Hope you brought a torch with you.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:16, archived)
I'm sure they'll have the gas lamps lit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:16, archived)
The smog will get you.
If the Ripper doesn't find you first.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
burn a tramp
but choose wisely, some of them are too pissy to light
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:18, archived)
I slept too long!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:51, archived)
i only just realised that I couldn't be bothered this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:56, archived)
alright 'ash'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:15, archived)
^
I copied that film twice, so I could choose which ending to watch. I never watch the "happy" ending.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:17, archived)
shop smart. shop s-mart.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:35, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:54, archived)
glad I bought bitcoin yesterday, nice gains today

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:56, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:57, archived)
Electric Pringles tube?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:59, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
#infest

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:15, archived)
+ wood

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:03, archived)
+kovsky

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:04, archived)
erry day

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:14, archived)
morning, fellow Honoluluians

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:05, archived)
sounds like gay slang

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:16, archived)
you appear to have invented time travel

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:06, archived)
Or just regular travel

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:10, archived)
well if you want to make light of it, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:11, archived)
yeah, at the bracing pace of 1second per second.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:15, archived)
My new stopwatch is quick, it goes from nought to 60 in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:17, archived)
Alright, James May

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:20, archived)
We both do own a white milgauss

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:25, archived)
Is this a Simpsons reference?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:45, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:53, archived)

N D
+h!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:56, archived)
astounding

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:18, archived) 


·٠•●♥ Ӝ ♥●•٠·Good Morning! ·٠•●♥ Ӝ ♥●•٠·

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:43, archived)
I love a good ascii message

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:21, archived) 



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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:48, archived)
Obstacles are necessary for success because in selling, as in all careers of importance, victory comes only after many struggles and countless defeats.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:49, archived)
What are you selling?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:14, archived)
fortune cookies by the looks of things

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:14, archived)
Lexus

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:25, archived)
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:26, archived)
Just discovered frikadellen.
I was amazing it to be a bit like those dodgy rustlers things with enough continental charm to carry them through but they're fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:04, archived)
Are we talking the Northern French chicken sausages or the LIDL Frankensteinburgers?
I had three of the LIDL ones for lunch once and the saturated fat channeled the spirit of Medusa and froze my arteries solid.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:16, archived)
The lidl pork burgers.
They really are amazing but probably very bad for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:19, archived)
They are the krokodil of burgers.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:21, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:09, archived)
so ascii
much post
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:14, archived)
Much wow

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:14, archived)
Such cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:18, archived)
Henry's Cat?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:19, archived)
Not to be confused with the guy who dresses up as a fat english king and films himself shitting on people

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:21, archived)
I haven't seen the movie or read the book on that.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:25, archived)
Oh come on, you must have

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:26, archived)
very Doge

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:20, archived)
Yes officer, that is the cat that mugged me

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:24, archived)
such bored
now wow
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:54, archived)
Looks like everyone blew all their creative energy on the (admittedly quality) morning thread today.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:16, archived)
There's a restaurant/cocktail bar/club opening in Oxford soon named after the owners dead cat.
It's on the site of Maxwells, which used to be excellent to buy drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:26, archived)
D'you reckon they'll sell clarky cat?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:29, archived)
Dunno what that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:33, archived)
A fake drug made up by Chris Morris for his Brass Eye special on teh drugz.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:35, archived)
I thought that was cake

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:37, archived)
He made up a bunch of them.
Cake was the most famous but there are others, which I can't currently be bothered to look up.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:43, archived)
All I have is coke, mate

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:35, archived)
Also, on a train. AMA

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:29, archived)
Put your feet up, see if you get told off

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:31, archived)
I'm not an animal.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:33, archived)
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga WOO-WOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
that's the sound of a fucken train

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
Uh, the Oxford to London line has been almost fully electrified now mate.
Dick head
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:37, archived)
if it doesn't go 'WOO-WOOOO' then it's not a train, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:38, archived)
It's on railway tracks, so what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:40, archived)
electric pringles tube, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:52, archived)
did you pre-purchase your ticket
or did you get it before you boarded?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:38, archived)
ooh, good question

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
I bought it in the station. From a man.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
Anything nice on the snacks trolley?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:40, archived)
I've got a sparkling water and a can kronenbourg.
Ladypig has a small white wine and a bag of mini cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)
fancy doing a bump of sniff in the toilets with me?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:40, archived)
Ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)

p of sniff
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:50, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:16, archived)
Hello m8

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:17, archived)
Hail, stout fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:22, archived)
Ok, so I've put on a bit of weight, no need to be a dick about it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:29, archived)
That just means you're christmassing properly, m8.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:31, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:23, archived)
Well met.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:30, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:26, archived)
May your house flourish.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:30, archived)
wouldn't that affect the sale?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:44, archived)
Might get you a bit of added value, I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
Juicer re opens today for invited guests , great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
with kroney on tap though?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:43, archived)
No :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:45, archived)
becks vier?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:48, archived)
They used to have it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
^ VIP barfly

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
hello hello it's good to be back

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
Innit tho

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
Worst Oasis song evah

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:33, archived)
and that is a LOW bar

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:39, archived)
So everything after What's The Story

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:49, archived)

after What's The Story
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:52, archived)
Except for Supersonic, Live Forever, Acquiesce, The Masterplan, and Whatever

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:57, archived)
I quite liked Shakermaker at the time
and hated everything else since
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
you are both dead to me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:04, archived)
I was a child!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
Don't apologise
Own it ya spineless prick
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:13, archived)
shut up you're about six months younger than me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:18, archived)
Look, I'm at the point in my life where anyone under 25 is a child

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:22, archived)
You preferred Blur, eh?
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 11:09, archived)
I'm sure you'll agree that Mike Flowers' cover of Wonderwall was the highpoint of Oasis' career.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:10, archived)
Arguably true

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
He did a version of Come On Baby Light My Fire
Which, although terrible, is still lightyears ahead of the Will Young cover.

Also, some knobber is selling the Mike Flowers album for £135 on Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:12, archived)
Will Young's version was more a cover of Jose Feliciano, wasn't it
Whereas the Mike Flowers version was more of a novelty
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:16, archived)
It's no Lounge Against The Machine.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:22, archived)
poon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:47, archived)
ani

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:51, archived)
Padmé

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:36, archived)
It's well windy today

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
stop mocking him
he's got his winter coat, that's all
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:55, archived)
I might flounce

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
stand your ground and fuck people up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:02, archived)
GS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)
If you did a flouncing musical number in full minstrel black-face,
some people would pay good money to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:06, archived)
Not me

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:06, archived)
me neither

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
Statistically, there must be some people out there who'd pay to see it.
I mean, look at how many people watch 'X Factor'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
how many?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:18, archived)
Morning
Bagel time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
Lox and cream cheese or salt beef?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:07, archived)
+ or got a job in a bagel place?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
First, obvs.
Salt beef is not really a breakfast thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
Oh, I don't know.
I could happily wolf down a proper Jewish deli hot salt beef bagel for breakfast. It's a shame a bit of melted cheese is treyf.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:23, archived)
Not sure I follow this new polari.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:38, archived)
How about an omi-baloney sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:48, archived)
Bona!
lol, boner
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:02, archived)
topicalols!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:08, archived)
Mornholes
How do do's
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:34, archived)
How do, vow do
medicine man.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:38, archived)
New thing of Vic & Bob Big Night Out on at Christmas
Dec 29th, 9pm, BBC2
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:55, archived)
Eranu!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
Haha, remember when that was popular?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:31, archived)
I do indeed.
*gets misty-eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:44, archived)
yes but I can't remember why

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:45, archived)
Morning

(Tha D O Z, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 6:57, archived)
No. Just having a shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 7:47, archived)
"Morning" is both the board’s manacle and its demonic charge.
It is the original thread. It is the post of unremitting demand. What do you still want of me said the talker? What do you think you can still draw from my fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 7:52, archived)
Might shake it up a bit with the addition of a question mark.

(Tha D O Z, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:00, archived)
Yeah? Well I have a Krispy Kreme donut.
In your fat virgin face.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:25, archived)
know anyone with adhd?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 7:58, archived)
Me.

(Tha D O Z, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 7:59, archived)
Mo
     rn 
       in
      g

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:16, archived)
Bit exuberant m8

(Tha D O Z, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:17, archived)
Sprayed like a mcbeef cubicle

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:21, archived)
Brrrr!
Anyone had snow yet?

Alt: Finished all your xmas shopping yet?
Alt2: Went to see Wonder at the cinema yesterday. Brilliant film. Julia Roberts is ace in it. Anyone seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:17, archived)
No, n/a, no

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:21, archived)
Had a bit of slush over the weekend, yer.
It didn't stick around though.

Alt: N/A

Alt2: no and my cold, blackened soul has no time for all that heartwarming family nonsense, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:38, archived)
9/11
Recurrent laryngeal nerve
I'm Not The Man I Used To Be by Fine Young Cannibals
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:38, archived)
Not yet
Have I buggery
No, Owen Wilson is in it, and I refuse to watch anything with his wonky bell ended snout in it
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:47, archived)
You've never seen zoolander? It lols

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:49, archived)
I've seen Zoolander2
worst 90 minutes of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:50, archived)
The trick is to get really drunk before you watch it
and then pass out
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:43, archived)
It's a lovely film though.
10/10
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
you're giving people buggery for christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
Better to give than to receive

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:56, archived)
Amen to that

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:36, archived)
With you on Owen Wilson Mupps, can't stand him.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:10, archived)
Just googled the synopsis. Does Owen Wilson play the person with 'facial differences'?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:44, archived)

no, yes, no
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:48, archived)
What was the MOST EXPENSIVE thing you bought someone?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
£80
Unless you count a hotel stay?
In which case £230
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:57, archived)
A licky boom boom down

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:46, archived)
nope
most of it, yeah
nah, not really interested
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
no snow yet
christmas shopping finished on monday.
i have not seen wonder woman and, due to not being overly keen on the t.v show, i probably won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:05, archived)
She's quite attractive but it's a rubbish film

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:17, archived)
Well trump has just ruined all his good work

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:41, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:43, archived)
Only 18 doors to go on the terror attack advent calendar!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:54, archived)
kwanzaa is going to be off the hook

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:56, archived)
He's lost the true nazi vote , and my trust

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:00, archived)
Hezbollah should go on the telly and declare Washington to be the capital of queers and paedos.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:51, archived)
Thrice nay.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:45, archived)
There was a bit a week or so ago but it was gone by the time I'd finished work.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:08, archived)
Alright planearm anything good on telly tonight?
Also n, n, n.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:15, archived)
There's some fucking board game nerds in the pub.
Might go get my leather jacket and do some old fashioned bullying.
Sarah on the bar is spitting feathers that they're hardly buying any drinks. I bet there's some lurkers here that are wanky board game nerds.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:39, archived)
many a good time sat in the pub playing screwball scramble

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:42, archived)
Bent sexual predator

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:46, archived)
Any switcheroo will do here *hiding in plain sight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:52, archived)
Haha, I saw 6 people all on a large table all on laptops , 3 a side, all plugged in all over, your in the pub, fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 19:46, archived)
Yeah, they probably all live in separate house shares and their housemates are fed up with them hogging the dinner table.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:38, archived)
Are they actually playing board games or just discussing them at high volume

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:03, archived)
They've got something called Catan and it's causing some fuss.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:37, archived)
Hmm, I work with a guy who knows a lot about board games and yet somehow isn't a complete fucking wanker, and he says that one is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:39, archived)
He's almost certainly a wanker if he plays board games outside of awkward family gatherings.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:40, archived)
I think there is often money involved

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:46, archived)
I'm fine with gambling

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:47, archived)
Settlers of Catan or whatever the official title is seems fairly popular over here.
Not that that makes it any less wanky, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:03, archived)
throw darts at them

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:47, archived)
We (alright, the landlady) once found an old monopoly set in the pub and played it £20 in, winner takes all.
We still bought lots of drink though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 21:12, archived)
I have never got to know the owners of any pubs I frequented, I guess I was always too busy drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:53, archived)
It sounds like you probably went to the sort of pubs aimed at wankers.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:23, archived)
I went to all the pubs

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:25, archived)
+e

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 23:26, archived)
yes. no. shit film

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 20:20, archived)
1) yes probably
2) yes I bought myself a bottle of fireball whisky today and drank it
3) yes queers and blobbing birds
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 22:38, archived)
Happy National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)
About time someone slapped those bitches

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:51, archived)
not today
maybe tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:11, archived)
When Smokey siiiings....I hear violence

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:51, archived)
good

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:11, archived)
I had a cat called smokey, it couldn't sing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:50, archived)
So did my dad!
He then got another one and called it Bandit. Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:53, archived)
So did I , am an your dad ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:59, archived)
what a Christmas this will be for the both of you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:00, archived)
He calls me a wanker again and I'll be fetching the stick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:02, archived)
fair play

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:07, archived)
^Mongy confirmed as being a dog.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:26, archived)
ergo: two hats is a son of a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:29, archived)
smooth

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:31, archived)
I'm welling up here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:02, archived)
come here babes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:07, archived)
sorry to hear that, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:28, archived)
Just up the road from me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:32, archived)
I hope my card arrived on time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:52, archived)
it did
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:12, archived)
I don't remember being violent to any women.
What action should I take?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:10, archived)
suicide

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:12, archived)
Unspent Action Points (AP) will roll over into the next turn, so don't worry about spending all of your points in one go

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:29, archived)
I don't believe in the NDoRaAoVAW day.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:14, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:14, archived)
I celebrate NDoAaRoVAW day. It is my choice and.my belief you bigot.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:19, archived)
show me your downstairs, plz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:20, archived)
Warning; it's bigger than his upstairs

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:47, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:53, archived)
What colour ribbon should I have tied where for this one?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:42, archived)
pantone p 131-8 c

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:45, archived)
Puce, around my manky old shaft

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:48, archived)
Isaac Hayes's lyrics are filthy

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 14:50, archived)
puce springsteen
lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:13, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:28, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:47, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:55, archived)
I don't remember being violent aginst women.
Must have been a booze-induced blackout.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:25, archived)
I admire your honesty

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 15:27, archived)
online support thread
u ok hun? xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:25, archived)
let's stay in tonight and goss over some rosé

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:27, archived)
will you do my nails for me?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:29, archived)
I'll think about it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:31, archived)
alright 'jesus'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
bless you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:00, archived)
if I've got man flu
am I supposed to grumble that I'm alright and refuse all medication, or curl up in a ball and embrace my imminent demise?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:33, archived)
Kill your family and then yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
alright 'Hitler-kitten'

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
Make a nest of blankets
And snuggle down with some hot bullshot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:40, archived)
there is no medication for flu
the best you can do is keep warm, drink plenty of fluids and try not to die
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
+ watch crap TV

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
Not bad, all things considered.
No sport or sex for a week, on doctor's orders, and I could have got a bit more sleep last night, but overall I can't complain. How you doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
Yeah, "doctor's orders" are the reason I don't have sex, too.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)
Court orders, more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)
Lol.
I am a medical doctor and I am ordering you to stay away from this person.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:55, archived)
How did your "meet a stranger" date go..?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:53, archived)

No sport or sex for a week, on doctor's orders, and I could have got a bit more sleep last night, but overall I can't complain
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:54, archived)
It wasn't a date, it was just two people eating sushi together so they didn't have to go to the restaurant alone like a sad sack.
In that respect it was remarkably successful. Nice enough girl but there was no attraction there.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:56, archived)
alright 'not-Paula Abdul'

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:07, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
First Mates

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
first mates
on a ship
taking a dip
in each other
oh bother
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:12, archived)
No m8
I need a hug, a mug, and a tug
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:38, archived)
hag, gag and a fag, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:08, archived)
It's becoming increasingly hard to collect watches :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)
doesn't this push up the value of your existing collection?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:43, archived)
Yeah but there's no fun in that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
Sell the lot, buy one watch that you really want.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)
There's really no grail watch I want

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:50, archived)
I am debating buying some kind of Garmin type thingy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:58, archived)
Sorry to hear that m8, stay strong

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:59, archived)
all about the thrill of the chase eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:59, archived)
Yeah, but now everyone is snapping everything up as investments , but the prices are too high so they aren't , fucking idiots

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
Crap up the wall

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
Fine
Got coffee and chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
Shit in your hands and clap.

(Tha D O Z, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)

www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crap-your-hands.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
I'm a bit perturbed over President Trump, and Brexit...
Aside from that Im ok, thanks.

Hope you and your yoghurt knit slacks are resting peacefully.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:52, archived)
don't worry both the US and Britain will soon be great again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:58, archived)
In another 4 years... I cant be up a height for that long.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:11, archived)

h +m
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:16, archived)
m

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:08, archived)
\m/

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
you can say that again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:15, archived)
If I flop it out
don't scream
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:18, archived)
I can't promise that I won't

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:22, archived)
In this context
Is it scream to go faster or slower?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:24, archived)
and it seemed to me, that his cock flopped out
like a noodle in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:36, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 6:58, archived)
What's it to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:02, archived)
fine, be like that

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:06, archived)
So Trump is putting his shit covered oar in to the Israeli/Palestinian mess.
He is a madman.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:41, archived)
that place got along "just fine" until the white man stuck his nose and other things in everything

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:47, archived)
Sure is

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:15, archived)
you tracking bitcoin prices?
thought it'd be your thing
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:19, archived)
Nah, I only do real currencies

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:21, archived)
i currently have about €135 worth of them
#generateyourowncash
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:24, archived)
I've got a bit more, but not in a real wallet
just dabbling on the trading platforms. Fat spike last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:27, archived)
tbh I still haven't converted my alt-currency to BTC which I should do soon-ish

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:43, archived)
which alts?
there's so fucking many these days
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:45, archived)
Bit of you innit
gopnikco.in
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:52, archived)
not enough blyat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:55, archived)
What is the bright red chutney stuff I see on all the slav pages?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:15, archived)
Bit homophobic m8.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:21, archived)
ajvar, some sort of stewed red peppers
but that's all Bulgaria and yugoslavia and shit, never seen it here
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:40, archived)
Ta, they seem keen on it on the few slav pages I follow but many jokes I don't get

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
yer, I don't get it either
it's all smalec (pig lard) here
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:05, archived)
xmr

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 7:55, archived)
everyone's raving about iota now

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
Shit bollocks wank fart

(Tha D O Z, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:00, archived)
bit peurile

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:01, archived)
Your face is puerile mate.

(Tha D O Z, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:03, archived)
poo-smile, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
jam nitty gritty

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:48, archived)
You're posting on a forum that is well shitty

(Tha D O Z, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
We built this shitty on cock and lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:17, archived)
RIP Johnny Hallyday wiv da angles.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
he's doing that Profumo slag in front of St Peter

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:43, archived)
With Jean d'Ormesson looking on,
although he's not as famous outside of France.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:47, archived)

she emphatically denies ever being ‘the common tart’ she was painted as.
She was not, she insists, a prostitute ‘in the sense that most people understand the word’.
The sense in which I understand the word is that it describes a person who offers sex in return for money or the equivalent in goods.
‘It’s true that I have had sex for money but only out of desperation,’ Keeler elaborates, distinguishing herself from those who do it because it’s such a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:56, archived)
The timeless "I was young and I needed the money" excuse.
Also, it's a well-known fact that most modern prostitutes are in the business for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:57, archived)
I can see the distinction
she was just the precursor of all the modern millennial girls who sex as their only legitimate career path because they're too thick or lazy to get a competitive job, and education is too hard and/or expensive.

If you've got nice tits and you swallow, then servicing a politician is better than a dead end cashier's job at lidl.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:59, archived)
Well, it worked for Belle de Jour.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:04, archived)
do you think she made more money as a writer than she did selling her orifices?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:05, archived)
Good question.
She was on the classier end of the spectrum by all accounts so she must have been pulling down several grand a week. She's probably made more money from the books and TV right overall, but that's over a longer timespan.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:10, archived)
oh yer, that film deal was probably a decent chunk

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
at least mandy rice-davies admitted she was a slag

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:40, archived)
wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:43, archived)
Morning Grry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:44, archived)
alright SM2

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:47, archived)
Got my hair done last night
Wanted a day in the warm today but thanks to a shitbrained locum I have to go get my prescription
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
done in what sense?
still sonic blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
Yep, I love my blue hair
It was getting a bit long so I had a cut and colour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
that spark is up a ladder above me now
and my desk has been moved to the middle of the room
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
can you see up his trouser leg?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 8:52, archived)
Be sure to give him some cash, it's a tough life sparkling

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
I bet you fall in love with him

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)
you slag

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)
is it love if I let him have a go on my tits?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:19, archived)
nah
you set them free
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:22, archived)
Check he's got up an up to date ladder ticket.
If he doesn't, report him.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:29, archived)
I think I've snapped a coil spring.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:11, archived)
you should have lifted with your knees

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
[something about your nan's bmi]

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
Should have used more lube m8.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)

a +my coil + banjo p + t
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:16, archived)
Looks like a UNIX command string.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:17, archived)
It is used to hack your backdoor vulnerability

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:25, archived)
Filth

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:17, archived)
Hey Grry
Hello all. Is it only Wednesday? BOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:14, archived)
hump day innit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:22, archived)
Do the humpty hump.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:26, archived)
we get to knock off early for our xmas piss up on Friday so it's virtually the weekend now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:25, archived)
Friday is our party too
The booze has already arrived at the office and is looking very tempting
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:29, archived)
Last time we had a proper Christmas party,
one of my colleagues kept trying to shove my hand up her skirt.
A sort of Reverse Trump, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:42, archived)
I hope you got him sacked

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:45, archived)
lol, tranny

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:50, archived)
Hopefully there'll be plenty of witnesses when she tries it with someone less sober and then sues for harassment

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:45, archived)
I'm not saying there's a massive double standard at work here,
but I'm pretty sure it'd have been more upsetting if our roles had been reversed.

I look great in a skirt, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:59, archived)
She couldn't control herself when you dress that way, you were just asking for it really

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 10:02, archived)
"I got something that can trim them nails"

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:48, archived)
"Ere feel me knickers flap when I muff guff"

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:52, archived)
cor!
Christmas has come early!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
and so have I!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 10:02, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:16, archived)
barely

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:23, archived)
Oh yeahhh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 9:28, archived)
I'm drunk as fuck and trawling that there yuotub.
Join me on /links if you're still awake.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Dec 2017, 2:12, archived)
alright 'Spider-man'

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 5:20, archived)
I've got some cider.
Reminds me of why I don't drink cider. What's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:27, archived)
I've got plum vodka
it's pretty potent
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:32, archived)
You're a fucking plum.
Buying motorbikes is proving way harder than cars. Every fucking knob wants 2k because they've put some fancy exhaust and some new suspension on a shit heap bandit that's probably never seen a proper service in its life.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:38, archived)
Buy a new one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:42, archived)
Yeah, I'm tempted.
But I'd have to finance it and I'm probably going to crash it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:44, archived)
Then don't buy one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:47, archived)
But i want one.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:48, archived)
I remember this conversation from the near past

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:19, archived)
Buy me a motorbike

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:24, archived)
I'll give you a proper service in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:12, archived)
kennethwiliams.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:24, archived)
STOP WINDY PIG STOP

(Tha D O Z, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:33, archived)

v.redd.it/4bewz17sv4201
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:36, archived)
K off for a wank now

(Tha D O Z, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:39, archived)

s18.postimg.org/3na88cau1/ezgif-4-0b6b52d1fb.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:47, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:36, archived)
You'd enjoy the video I just linked.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:39, archived)
eggy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:49, archived)
I've got grain vodka, and ahm'a drinking it.
Two of the agencies I'm considering are open on Saturday morning, so I can go and drop in on them this weekend. In the hope that they won't actually make me work on Saturdays.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:37, archived)
Agency work? Are you a secretary or PA or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:39, archived)
Translator.
Hardly anyone employs translators full-time these days, but going freelance in France is the equivalent of putting your balls in a Magimix, half an inch at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:47, archived)
Have you thought about translating porno slash fiction?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:49, archived)
If I can do it on a permanent in-house contract, why not liek.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:56, archived)
RIP Christine Keeler

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:09, archived)
She was a hot piece of ass BITD

(Tha D O Z, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:46, archived)
it's the only other direction available apart from down, but that's not important right now

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:29, archived)
\o/
Is this some kind of bust?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:30, archived)
quickly, quickly, flush EVERYTHING, or hide it in the cistern, they'll NEVER think of looking in there

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:33, archived)
Hey vlad.
I went to see this at the weekend, I wanted it to be great, but it was a heap. Part of me still wants it, but I don't want to do the work to make it good.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:32, archived)
obviously we all want you to be happy, windy, but are you absolutely sure this is the best way of achieving that?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:37, archived)
I just want to ride a motorbike really fast and do some wheelies.
I miss wheelies.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:41, archived)
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:47, archived)

www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/buy-windy-pig-a-really-dangerous-motorbike
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:51, archived)
For a second there, I believed you'd really done it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:52, archived)
Should have, since all the people here <3 you there might be a few quid go in

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:01, archived)
Or perhaps there wouldn't, after all giving you a motorbike might lead to you crashing it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:05, archived)
I've got a craving for one of those zzap! ice lollies now.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:48, archived)
Jesus Christ
Hello everyone. Look, it's half two and it's already getting dark! Fucks sake. What is it already getting where YOU are?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:37, archived)
lunch!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:38, archived)
ooh bit late for lunch, m8
You run the risk of ruining your appetite for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:40, archived)
like any of these wobbly cunts ever lost their appetite

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:04, archived)
DINNER IS USUALLY AT ABOUT 8 M8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
alright, no need to shout

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:37, archived)
If I threatened an 8:00 dinner, I'd have a mutiny on my hands

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:41, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:45, archived)
it's different if kids are involved
dinner for them is about 5, adults a while later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:49, archived)
If I'm not fed by half six, I start to get the shakes.
My food addiction is crippling.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:06, archived)
i have breakfast around 6.30-7
lunch at around 2 and dinner at 8.30-ish. if i feel peckish, i'll have a bovril, the beefy taste takes away food cravings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:11, archived)
Get on the bus about 11, sipping a drink and feeling fine?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:12, archived)
quite possibly

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:16, archived)
Diabeetus

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:42, archived)
Hi, Wilford!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:11, archived)
it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
haha like the song!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:38, archived)
haha, depends on the song I suppose but I take your point haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:40, archived)
get your filthy hands off my point
#metoo
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:42, archived)
This is not the droid you're looking for.
#artoo
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:45, archived)
This is not the shit irish crooner you're looking for
#u2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:15, archived)
I listened to "Joshua Tree" the other day
I thought it was pretty good, actually. Didn't enjoy Achtung Baby quite as much, so I'm not considering myself a U2 fan, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:20, archived)
my sister fucking loved them
every weekend it was u2 and fleetwood mac all day, while she "cleaned" her room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:27, archived)
if you didn't like it, you could have gone your own way

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:30, archived)
oh ffs
silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:31, archived)
One of my kids really hates Stevie Nicks' 'Edge of Seventeen'
so naturally I play it full blast at every given opportunity. Or I play it on guitar. Or I just sing it at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:33, archived)
It's no Streets of Philadelphia by the Boss that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:37, archived)
You know what keeps me awake at night?
The partner of the male character in Bryan Adams' Run To You. That poor girl. She's so good to him, and he still goes for the slag. Fucking prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)
I was that slag

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:48, archived)
you son of a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:48, archived)

imgur.com/gallery/NGMXD
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:58, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:23, archived)
i've discovered my sister's boys hate 'i don't feel like dancing'
so i played it for half an hour on saturday morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:41, archived)
Oh yeah, he doesn't like that one either

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:41, archived)
i only bought the cd for 'i can't decide'
i love that song
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:48, archived)
bit cold and grey

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:39, archived)
shame

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:40, archived)

re a

lol
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:58, archived)

lol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:14, archived)
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:41, archived)
true

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)
Darkness is merely an absence of light,
whereas love and hate are distinct emotional responses. Your comparison is invalid.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:54, archived)
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and the strong, because someday in your life, you will have been all of these.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:14, archived)
I missed my opportunity to bicker with manolith about something utterly inconsequential.
I can't see this forum ever recovering from such a loss. Still, two Trouser threads went by. High times, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:41, archived)
Well we all missed out there

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)
Dodged a bullet, more like!
Hahahahahaha, I am truly awful.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:44, archived)
let's just assume you are an idiot and move on

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:57, archived)
I doubt Jesus ever had a proper Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:59, archived)
ugh, i thought it was later than that
i want to go hooooome
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:02, archived)
Ah sorry, not much I can do about that
Some day, maybe. But not today.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:04, archived)
it helps if you sing that last line in Freddie Mercury's voice

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:07, archived)
*hoovers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:58, archived)
Just under an hour
before I can take the tram and drop in on a nearby agency unannounced to see exactly what their job advert means.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:08, archived)

e o

lol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:13, archived)
we've had three big bouts of snow but it all melts by the end of the day
I want proper snow where you have to dig your house out.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:03, archived)
Don't think we've had any at all
I've not recieved an excited, mostly capitalised text message from my mum, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:05, archived)
Yeah I'm looking forward to trying out the 4WD capabilities on the X1.
Wife's decided she likes it now after she found that you can set different heights on the automatic boot opening so it doesn't smack into the garage ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:13, archived)
check out what tyres are on it
if they're some generic run flats then they'll have as much traction as fisher price roller skates.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:30, archived)
colder than a witch's tit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:14, archived)
Fuck sake TH.
Spent all day getting a new fan controller installed in a dingy shit basement and after all that work the fucking switch on the time clock is broken and I don't have a spare. So I've either got to tell 3 buildings they've got no extract or make a shit last minute dash to a wholesaler
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:26, archived)
Ah, that's a bit shit
can they not do without until tomorrow morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:31, archived)
Yeah, probably. Jist feels a bit shit to have done all this work today and it's not made any improvement

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
It's closer to working; that's an improvement surely.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
Frustrating, but not the end of the world
You gave it a go, and for reasons beyond your control, it hasn't worked out. You've identified the issue, and plan to fix it tomorrow. Don't sweat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:45, archived)
more importantly he's identified it early enough to make it worthwhile sacking off the rest of the day and going to the pub

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:47, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:48, archived)
I've put a switched spur on it and it can just run all night.
Hopefully it's not too noisy in the rooms. They'll just have to close the door to the en suite if it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:15, archived)
Alright Bryan Adams

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:23, archived)
I've got a sparky crawling around my office right now
do you know him?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:45, archived)
I was about to ask what a "sparkly" was
I need to get my eyes checked
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:46, archived)
A gay vampire electrician, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:49, archived)
Inthepoo with the vampire?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:03, archived)
Crackula

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:08, archived)
Nosferarsetu

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:25, archived)
Bum Stoker

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:54, archived)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:46, archived)
I can't help how it makes me feel

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:49, archived)

f ri
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:00, archived)
Is it Dane?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:08, archived)
Why?
Is it bugging you?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:10, archived)
no, brian

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:25, archived)
Complete prick.
Brian is alright though!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:41, archived)
Why is he crawling?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:27, archived)
it's a good way to move around while keeping close to ground level

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:43, archived)
We are getting free food
or the leftover sarnies from a meeting anyways. Free FOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:00, archived)
It's super great when they started to dry out and the bread is curling up!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:08, archived)
Crunchy prawns and dry beef
Whats not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:09, archived)

Whats not to love? turtle power
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:58, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:55, archived)
Oh my
I don't know why that surprised me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:57, archived)
I can give you some pellets for that

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:20, archived)
Been gloomy all day here.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:01, archived)
rip pete steele

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 17:43, archived)
Does anyone else get the impression that YouTube's started throttling their own bandwidth?
Connection has been noticeably shitty this week, both at home and at work.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:41, archived)
shut up, m8t

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 18:55, archived)
I demand my sovereign right to rant into the silent vestiges of teh interwebz.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:07, archived)
I was gonna hang about a little longer
but I need to go send a sausage to the seaside.

Kind Regards,
Dave "Two Threads" Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:32, archived)
hahaha what are you like, david trousers?
what are you like!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:35, archived)
I put it to you, Mr Trouser, that it is you who have been throwing sprouts since the beginning of this affair.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:36, archived)
Busted... :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 10:59, archived)
and a waki christmas to you too

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:39, archived)
WAKKI

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:39, archived)
Who's throwing sprouts?!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:24, archived)
Nah it's just the way these trousers hang

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:27, archived)
'member BoB?
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:28, archived)
Yer :-(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:29, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:27, archived)
You look guilty enough, you'll do.
In the van with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:28, archived)
Is that some new yoof slang for guffing?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:28, archived)
It is now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:29, archived)
is that some sort of allotment dance?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:32, archived)

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