friday woo, friday teh quo, friday fucklift, friday that man with the funny face
/ac

Hey you bunch of knob's, what are you about this weekend? You can't say my bins. 6th wedding anniversary 2moz, going to Cafe Spice Namaste for dinner. Other than that, nowt planned.

Might titilate a tapir.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:11, archived)

Off to Liverpool tomorrow for some drinks but forgot it’s the Grand National
Given the occasion I’ll probably fuck a horse

Happy anniversary btw
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:18, archived)

Liverpool?
Fucking hell. Keep your wallet in an inside pocket mate.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:23, archived)

Checklist
Bad perm
Shellsuit
Firearm
Tenner of spice
You will ne sorted
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:28, archived)

you forgot over the top public displays of vicarious grief

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:30, archived)

City of self pity?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 11:33, archived)

Self-pity - sity
maybe yours will catch on
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:50, archived)

U2'szz

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)

Let it ne, let it ne, let it ne, let it ne;
Whisper words of wisdom, let it ne...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)

Ne boys, make some noise

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:07, archived)

chz m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:00, archived)

Taking eldest back to the posho school
Nice lunch on the way
Apart from that nowt
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:30, archived)

righto

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:01, archived)

Might gag and gangbang a greek goat
/ac
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:45, archived)

standard

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:00, archived)

I recon I'm going to try to get to grips with Apple Logic Audio
I've had a go with Cubase, Ableton Live and Presonus Studio and from the quick bit of a play I've had with Logic it really does seem happier to run on a Mac than any of the others. Workflow suits me too.

Got a rehearsal on Saturday in a shed. I like practising in a shed. Feels very middle aged.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 11:33, archived)

Shed talk!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 11:52, archived)

sounds alright

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:02, archived)

Oh, and raising a glass to McQ and Mrs McQ
of course.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:02, archived)

Strikey my ass

( broadsword, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:35, archived)

His ass?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:47, archived)

HIS ASS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:02, archived)

my ass saw this, MY ASS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

STRIKEY MY ASS

i o
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

THIS IS LIFE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:16, archived)

of course

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:17, archived)

Midnight screening of Renfield tonight
The usual Sunday lunch with the parents, possibly drinking too much tomorrow. Happy anniversary!
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 11:35, archived)

thanks pal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:01, archived)

High queefs, quiet one for me, just a bit of llama licking y'know?
Oh and congrats and that yeah
( broadsword, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:36, archived)

Get fucked!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:48, archived)

Get fucked

( broadsword, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:55, archived)

thanks buddy, have a good one yeah?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:18, archived)

Viewing apartments
might do some cooking too
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:50, archived)

Meth?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:59, archived)

reductive amination ftw

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:05, archived)

remove keyfmares

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)

keyfmares?!

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:59, archived)

keyfmares.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:07, archived)

animations have keyframes, aminations have keyfmares

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 21:07, archived)

a gif has frames that work

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 22:57, archived)

*something about tweening*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 23:48, archived)

Dibnah to your anniversary

( $$ ✅, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:56, archived)

it's pretty 'wooyay', ngl

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:19, archived)

Squee
alt: Nom
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)

Tip-Top!
alt: meh
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)

Pffft
alt: arf
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:02, archived)

South Norfolk Council is leaving nothing to chance, producing a rap video with the authority's managing director "spitting bars" and urging people to "ID like a boss".

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

How do you do, fellow proles?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

egad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:09, archived)

Not watching that but even the idea of it is "cringe AF", as today's children say, probably.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:17, archived)

Haha, I'll act like a cunt and then the message will go "viral" on the "tiktoks"!!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:20, archived)

When people in authority still had a shred of dignity, 'member?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:23, archived)

well you've not watched it, for all you know 'T-Dawg' is actually 'nice on the mic'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:46, archived)

I Put A Smell On You

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:10, archived)

Spells like children, and by that I mean badly

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:35, archived)

Congratulations on your anniversary, I don't mind typing the word namaste but I'm not comfortable saying it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:51, archived)

thank you, not something I say a lot either tbh
grub is spectacular there, it's well panowie

www.cafespice.co.uk/a-la-carte/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:00, archived)

Oh happy anniversary
I missed that bit \0/
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:13, archived)

much appreciated
at least 3 of the 6 years have been pretty fucking awful but we aren't sick of each other yet, it would appear
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:16, archived)

So she has not discovered your midget barnyard brownsport porn collection?
Lucky!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:36, archived)

it's not luck m8, it's skill

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:22, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 6:17, archived)

don't you swear at me

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 6:35, archived)

Well yeah swearing isn't big or clever

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 7:03, archived)

well said

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 7:05, archived)

Good morrow sweet Prints

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 7:00, archived)

Some cunt is flying a drone over ours
Is it you?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 7:02, archived)

Hi honey I'm drone!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 7:06, archived)

Strikey r
Lol a whole 2 minutes including 4play
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 8:05, archived)

Yep

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 7:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366970
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 8:24, archived)

-7 Cat Stevens

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 9:07, archived)

+ S Club

- Cat + Rachel

Phwoar, eh lads? Lads?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:04, archived)

I always preferred Tina ACTUALLY

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:08, archived)

Well, I suppose somebody had to

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:25, archived)

- Rachel + Shakin'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:11, archived)

don't stop movin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:16, archived)

Great anecdote to tell!
I once shared a lift with Christopher Lee and Ronnie Corbett.

That's the long and the short of it.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 9:26, archived)

You are finally blacklisted from QOTW I take it?
Lol black
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 9:40, archived)

Not blacklisted in the slightest

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 9:47, archived)

Hey fuck you man
You're not in the cool club.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:03, archived)

I dunno, all I need to do to get the /links bigots into a frothing frenzy is make a fairly innocuous post on that board, piece of piss innit

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:08, archived)

oops i meant seamen
I'm sorry, but I must clarify that any claim that Marc Almond's vocal cords were damaged by a stomach full of seamen is completely false and baseless
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 2:49, archived)

IBII YDOB

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 2:49, archived)

#juryduty
Hashtags work here don’t they? YeH?

Nice one.

If you haven’t had a mooch at jury duty yet. If you liked the office i think this would appeal.

Otherwise Cock of fuck noses.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 20:22, archived)

Shit in a teapot, you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 20:49, archived)

Cheers love. Suck me off.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366970
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366946
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366961
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:38, archived)

Alright

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 23:19, archived)

make more sense little train

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:11, archived)

I don’t know what you didn’t understand.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 23:19, archived)

Never a truer word spoken.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 7:47, archived)

wat?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:42, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366970
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366946
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366961
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:45, archived)

genuine lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367002
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 22:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367004
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 22:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366946
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 22:33, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366961
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 22:33, archived)

Touch my bum bum botty botty anus bum bum bot

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:27, archived)

Keep feeling fascination, yeah?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:39, archived)

wankybum noodledicks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:42, archived)

I was working as a cocktail at a waitress bar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 19:05, archived)

that much is verdad

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 19:24, archived)

A beer gourd, actually.
Part of the analogue brewing process. Helps to maintain flavours and acidity.
This place is really well-known for them. If you didn't know that.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 20:15, archived)

Penis gourd

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:31, archived)

ian beerthams penisgourd

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 3:29, archived)

You can dance if ya wanna

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 19:03, archived)

no lo es verdad
para mi, entiendes?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 19:25, archived)

Which cheeky girl are you?
The ugly one or the ugly one?
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 20:17, archived)

i'm the one in the middle

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 20:20, archived)

Alright Lembit

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 20:22, archived)

*actual snort lol*

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 20:32, archived)

Twinferno

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 22:31, archived)

Now they're burnt, and he's in pain

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 22:31, archived)

Anyone looking forward to Eurovision?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:38, archived)

Let's imagine the standard unit of measurement for Eurovision anticipation is the Wogan; I'm currently at -8 Wogan

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:41, archived)

I’d rather sieve my scrotum

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:44, archived)

Pictures please?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:46, archived)

Only if you subscribe to my OnlyFans

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

F N
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:07, archived)

In you?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:13, archived)

-9 Moser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:50, archived)

I suggest tossing it in a frying pan afterwards

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:49, archived)

like spam

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Scrote fritters

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

Don't try it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

Scrote You underestimate my
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:19, archived)

ah cha cha chaaa

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:40, archived)

There's a gentleman that's going round
Making his parts crisp and brown
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366946
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 22:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366961
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 22:39, archived)

Scritters
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters?wprov=sfti1
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:51, archived)

^feels like the Son of Sam

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

^like General Electric

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:13, archived)

I 💘 Eurovision!

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:47, archived)

alright Ian

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Alright Domm

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:35, archived)

Does our glorious Brexit victory mean nothing to you

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

Fuck yeah! 🥵🍆💦 major orgasms

( $$ ✅, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:03, archived)

-12 Wogan

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)

such Wogan!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:48, archived)

-Eurovision
+Bollocks
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:29, archived)

you have Turnpenny-Fry syndrome
no offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:41, archived)

pcg ffg asd afg fg

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:24, archived)

No

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:44, archived)

diggety

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:26, archived)

yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 21:12, archived)

Hi knobstain's, it's only me (Queef Richard's)!
How r u lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 15:08, archived)

#keitharsewank

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 15:09, archived)

no m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 15:17, archived)

yes

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 15:25, archived)

Currently having a shouted conversation about how fucking annoying the Windows "group by" view is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 15:25, archived)

It's PC gone mad

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 15:34, archived)

fucking hell mate

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 15:35, archived)

File segregation,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:33, archived)

🏄🏼‍♀️ 🦈 ↖️

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:57, archived)

Nah that was at least two accounts ago

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:27, archived)

I think of them as seasons, not accounts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 19:01, archived)

☺️

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 20:25, archived)

oh no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:05, archived)

rob can shut /talk now, it's peaked

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:11, archived)

Let's return to the good old days of Qotw
Sheds and such
My suggestion for allotment chat was ignored ffs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:17, archived)

the best QOTW era was the halcyon days of Shambolic Vs Ringofyre, emvee Vs boyce, skagra vs house fire etc

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:30, archived)

I second that. That one is gonna stay with me.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:22, archived)

rofl

( broadsword, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:20, archived)

sounds well lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 15:37, archived)

don't fucking judge me and DON'T FUCKING GROUP BY ANYTHING HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SET THE OPTION

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:07, archived)

high queef, turns out b3ta isn't blocked at work, only taken me 6 months to bother finding out

( broadsword, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:20, archived)

*belm*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Apr 2023, 18:12, archived)

Just leaving for work

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 16:24, archived)

unlucky

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 17:09, archived)

10/15 beta harasser-in-chief
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/apr/13/the-guardian-thursday-quiz-general-knowledge-topical-news-trivia-103
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 11:36, archived)

1/15 gnome with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 11:47, archived)

I actually got big 7

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)

run/corn

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 11:57, archived)

no thanks mate, too many scousers
By 'too many', I mean 'at least one'.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 12:01, archived)

Cunts gonna cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 12:09, archived)

OK, I clicked that.
I need to register. Fuck off.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 12:28, archived)

Scotland got different rules?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 12:31, archived)

maybe my work IP, I opened it in an incognito window and it was fine.
By 'fine' I mean it worked, but it was fucking shit for cunts by a cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 12:42, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:19, archived)

well, duh
except for the 'it worked' bit
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:24, archived)

9/15 gut+cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:03, archived)

maybe yours will catch crabs

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:07, archived)

Or herpes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:08, archived)

Mary Quant karks it
Only 93 why God why
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:27, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking Quant

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:28, archived)

Why did Elizabeth Arden? Max Factor.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

and yet He spares you, I always thought God was a deranged psychopath, just more fuel for my theory

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)

You say "He" which I believe is another way of saying "Catholic upbringing", correct me if you want to pretend I'm wrong.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:57, archived)

I say He' mate, He'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

and with your spirit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:35, archived)

Might be relentlessly positive today great post!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)

Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:35, archived)

alright mr h

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)

I think Willow, the official dog of the Guardian Thursday quiz, is wonderful, don't you? That little smile!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:35, archived)

Such a beautiful creature, brightening everyone's day with its soulful eyes xx

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:39, archived)

Spanishfly, you mean

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

down boy!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)

the only way he would brighten my day is if he self-immolated

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:51, archived)

He's on fucking fire

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:58, archived)

if only.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

He deep fried his balls 'cause he's insane

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 22:26, archived)

ngl, I clicked this and will say it to someone at some point.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:02, archived)

6/15
This is a shit quiz for cunts.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:15, archived)

haha I'm surprised you didn't get full marks then!!!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:20, archived)

Haha we have a right laugh here don't we

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:29, archived)

no

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)

when?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:44, archived)

another morning fuck shit twatcock

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 6:12, archived)

I see Michael Jordan's trainers have sold for 2.2 million
Queef spunking his redundancy?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 7:38, archived)

Dividends

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 8:00, archived)

he owns a row ofterraced slum housing i heard

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 9:18, archived)

BIG HAIRY 70'S MUFFS
Sorry, I mean, morning
( broadsword, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 7:57, archived)

Get candlefucked

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 8:00, archived)

Big shout for hairy ones

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 8:07, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 8:27, archived)

Candles

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 8:59, archived)

happy waxy drip day

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 9:07, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 9:40, archived)

Happy "you're on fucking fire" day

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 9:44, archived)

Happy candles day broadly, you epic spazmohedron.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Apr 2023, 12:09, archived)

burning down the chat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 14:45, archived)

Cocknose

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 8:00, archived)

Runcorn?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 8:02, archived)

Mingetits

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 8:28, archived)

Blowy as fuck here
More than one house is missing fence panels this morning
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 9:33, archived)

Typical scousers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 9:46, archived)

We get to see who has all the shit piled up in the back garden
Usually the ones that go out of their way to make the front of their houses look perfect
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 10:14, archived)

The Bangles'zzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 9:40, archived)

hello how are you doing today I would like to be your friend if you don't mind, Every new friend is a new adventure....the start of more memories. I tried adding you up on here, but it's not going through so sending me a friend request will be cherished.. Lets be honest friends.God bless you and your family 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 10:44, archived)

Guyrim

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 11:01, archived)

Guyrim

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 11:23, archived)

nom squee meh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 13:29, archived)

Evening wankers
How’s your day been?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 18:08, archived)

🛎️ 🔚

(sticklebricks, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 18:13, archived)

Which one are you again?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 18:27, archived)

The jackass

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 18:52, archived)

Go fuck yourself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 18:43, archived)

I'm in Marsden, does that count?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 18:47, archived)

Yes

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 19:02, archived)

I thought as much

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 20:00, archived)

... I can provide you with some examples of typical interactions that might occur on a forum like b3ta.com/talk:
User 1: Hey guys, check out this hilarious meme I found!
User 2: LOL, that's hilarious! Where did you find it?
User 3: This is great! I'm going to share it on my social media.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 20:12, archived)

In a hypothetical scenario, if a user named "mongychops" posted on b3ta.com/talk about someone named "Moser", it is possible that they could be discussing a variety of topics related to that person.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 20:21, archived)

4) Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 20:39, archived)

Zero mention of bollocks, prickbot, psychological torture
Although ChatGPT has lots to say about rob. It just makes stuff up basically.
It told me yesterday he was credited as a writer on four episodes of Look Around You, and it confidently named the episodes when questioned.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 21:01, archived)

Or even D******r

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 21:07, archived)

Is this how journalists will get around libel laws now?
"My AI source told me, based on a quick search of the entirety of online human knowledge coupled with a bit of creativity"
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 22:18, archived)

If a person sends you threatening, abusive or offensive messages on b3ta.com, they could be committing an offence.
The most relevant offences are 'harassment' and 'malicious communications'. For harassment to be committed, there must have been a clear 'course of conduct'. That is, two or more related occurrences.
The messages do not necessarily have to be violent in nature, but would need to have caused some alarm or distress.

If there has only been a single communication, it’s unlikely it would qualify as harassment, but could be considered a malicious communication.
For such an offence to be committed, a message must be sent to another person, or sent via a public communications network, that is indecent, grossly offensive, obscene, threatening or menacing.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 20:58, archived)

I'm taking that as an invitation to message you privately

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 21:08, archived)

YOUR BLOCKED

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 22:13, archived)

Again?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 22:39, archived)

Too much dramastalking,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 23:58, archived)

YDOB

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 4:33, archived)

Nice to have you back

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 21:31, archived)

I'm not him

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 22:11, archived)

Which is exactly the sort of thing I would say

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 22:14, archived)

He, I mean

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 22:14, archived)

yeah you are mate, you're a sub gourmet cook, willing to relocate

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 10:26, archived)

Afternoon shitcunt's

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)

Tip-Top hummus!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:13, archived)

Too brown

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:13, archived)

Just the tip.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:13, archived)

"Pfffft!" and "Arf!"

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 15:30, archived)

Squee!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 20:14, archived)

Raging Bull back in the cinema, might go and see it on the big screen lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:16, archived)

ull ender
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:19, archived)

Classic queef richard's!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)

Just stay here, the bull is constant

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:19, archived)

Terrible bulling

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:35, archived)

We are off to see the new John Wick thi Sunday
Keanu lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 15:58, archived)

it's excellent, fucking loved it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:13, archived)

I am not really into "action" stuff but i liked the previous ones
Carter is worth seeing, Korean bonkers stuff on Netflix
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:39, archived)

noted, ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:55, archived)

Never seen a John Wick, not going to start now.
I hear they're doing another Constantine, which could be good.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:55, archived)

Smeggy cup

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:34, archived)

:(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:23, archived)

it's fackin lashin it dahn 'ere
total wazzfest
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:43, archived)

Afternoon
I don't want to go to work
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 15:16, archived)

Elvis Costello'szzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 15:26, archived)

Cos the boss is a fool, he must think you're a jerk

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 15:50, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:19, archived)

^ Reliable

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 17:22, archived)

clocks go slow in a place of work
inb4 -l
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:29, archived)

Plato's surname was Chips, probably

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:33, archived)

Were they all boys?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:40, archived)

Were what all boys?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:45, archived)

don't pretend you don't know

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:55, archived)

I mean, I don't have a fucking clue but I bet you do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:56, archived)

*Jimmy Hill gif*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 17:01, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2633983
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 17:50, archived)

Goodbye Mr Chips
Famous line
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 17:50, archived)

It's Mx Chips now, you couldn't make it up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 17:57, archived)

Trans fats

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 18:04, archived)

/links is over there mate ----->

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 18:10, archived)

Morning bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 8:33, archived)

BOLLOCKS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 8:35, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 8:37, archived)

Good Easter?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 8:39, archived)

EGGS

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 9:29, archived)

I had several

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 9:30, archived)

I'm halfway there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yENmufztolo
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 12:42, archived)

Still removing splinters from my hands

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 10:16, archived)

alright, Jesus of Nazareth

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 10:57, archived)

Give us a hand with these nails would you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 11:03, archived)

There's no need to sound so cross, is there?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 11:07, archived)

It's a thorny subject

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 11:08, archived)

⚽️ 🏀 🎾🏐🎱🥎

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 9:35, archived)

Morn ing Mr H

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 9:41, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 10:39, archived)

Made from a common driveway "weed..."
This brew is a powerful painkiller, without opiates, or addictive effects.

Once used for everything, from painful toothaches to leg amputations...

Where it saves lives and avoided TRAUMA. If you made it in advance.

subtaxia.today/8I-39fHQUByp9Ib7q1klIoG2E18w4xLV2bUkYqxj7SzD5i4V

(looks legit to me...)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 11:59, archived)

Make sure your sound is turned on! Please wait up to 5 seconds for this video to load.
There's also a handy arrow pointing to the play button. Although if you can't find the play button I doubt you'll notice the arrow.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 12:45, archived)

morning
can't sleep so listening to a podcast about Josef Mengele. It's not helping.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 4:03, archived)

He was s rght little scamp wasn't he?
And mourning
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 6:08, archived)

Josef MONGele, I call him!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 6:58, archived)

He has a wife you know...

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 7:05, archived)

I've never listened to a podcast.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 7:36, archived)

I call them "programmes on the wireless"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 8:02, archived)

bullshit
www.allcreaturespod.com/episodes/episode-35-ships-desert-bactrian-camel/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 9:53, archived)

Morning
I did sleep, but I have to phone for a doctor's appointment at 8
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 7:58, archived)

You and 50 other patients stuck in a queue

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 8:02, archived)

And if one more patient should inevitably die
There'll be 49 other patients stuck in a queue
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 8:03, archived)

Little bit of politics
#benelton
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 8:20, archived)

united colors of

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 12:46, archived)

I got through quite quickly today
Appointment at 9.30
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 8:25, archived)

make sure you cough on as many people as possible

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 9:31, archived)

I don't have a cough
I was getting my blood pressure checked. It's fine, I've just been over-thinking myself into a panic attack.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 10:19, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 22:23, archived)

"Woo" and "Yay" are used extensively on B3ta to show approval of an image.
Although interjections, they are occasionally used as adjectives – for example, one might see, "That picture is most woo, sir". Other variants exist, such as "Houpla", "W/Y/H" (Woo/Yay/Houpla), "Panowie" for fantastic images, with "Tip-Top" for the most exceptional images, with the highest possible form of praise being a combination of all five: Woo Yay Houpla Panowie Tip-Top.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 1:25, archived)

In addition to verbal praise, many "woo yay pictures" are used, often shortened to "wooyay".
This consists of an image, usually animated, photoshopped to include the words "woo" and "yay" in it. The term "Hi Cockalorum" is used to praise a wooyay picture, as an old board myth stated that to 'woo a woo' would bring about the apocalypse itself.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 1:25, archived)

The ability to create an excellent picture is known as hummus: the "x-factor" which makes a picture or animation worthy of great praise.
This consequently leads to responses such as, "the hummus is strong in this one", or that the person who has made said picture is "full of hummus". People who are lacking said ability may self-declare that they "can't fucking hummus", are "lacking hummus", or they have "bad hummus".
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 1:25, archived)

It should also be warned that regular board users look down on those who post "leet-speak", and in extreme cases can become very unfriendly and often sarcastic.
The terms "Pfffft!" and "Arf!" are seen as far more board-worthy signs of praise than "roflmao" or "omg lol!!!!111!!11!!oneone!!!eleven!!".
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 1:26, archived)

An excessivs use of binary is also prevalent among b3ta users.
The term "100011" is a favorite among most users
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 1:26, archived)

Tip-Top!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 2:31, archived)

You actually wrote this all?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 2:45, archived)

In addition to "woo" and "yay," there are three other commonly used expressions on B3ta.com that are often used together to show appreciation for creative and humorous content. These three expressions are:
Squee: A term used to express excitement, joy, or delight, often in response to cute or adorable content.
Nom: A term used to express enjoyment or appreciation for food-related content, often in a humorous or ironic way.
Meh: As mentioned earlier, "meh" is used to express a lack of enthusiasm or interest in a particular image or content.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 3:00, archived)

Please unpost all of this so I can unread it. Thank you.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Apr 2023, 9:50, archived)

drimble started it sir

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:24, archived)

Hi TP could you explain /ac to me please?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 12 Apr 2023, 12:10, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 13:52, archived)

/
accurate
comment
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:23, archived)

air conditioning, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 15:28, archived)

cool

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:23, archived)

it directs the reader's attention to the Aforementioned Comment
/ac
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:28, archived)

Get fucked

( broadsword, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 7:08, archived)

I was home from collecting my dividends at 15:30 today
beat that!

Queef is not allowed to reply.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:46, archived)

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:02, archived)

You play Russian roulette this way.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:05, archived)

Keep this frequency clear.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:06, archived)

Alright Kenneth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:39, archived)

Alright Domm

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 19:46, archived)

+m

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 21:24, archived)

+you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 22:09, archived)

+, it's 10:10 PM!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 22:14, archived)

Stupid Cunt Speaking Clock, only 50p from the app store

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 22:16, archived)

“What time is it, you fucking stupid fucking clock”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 22:35, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:06, archived)

I'm beating it as I type this

( broadsword, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:28, archived)

my divid scrapings from tramps' bell
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:41, archived)

by dividends do you mean jobseeker's allowance?

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 19:31, archived)

Yes

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 20:23, archived)

Strikey divid
+ bell
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 19:38, archived)

+ biv + devoe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 20:02, archived)

You're an hour late, Mr President.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Apr 2023, 20:32, archived)

I was busy scheduling a mud wrestle with Biden
But not in a gay way
Nyet
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 21:12, archived)

Guntcheese

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 21:25, archived)

Asda have sold out of margherita pizza

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:19, archived)

And you're a cunt, but do I go to the nearest moribund flebsite whining about it?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:20, archived)

^🏆

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:26, archived)

🔫 🐟 in a 🛢

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:28, archived)

🔫 🐟 ➡️ 🛢

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:38, archived)

Are your kids helping you with these?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)

my kid's too grown up for this bullshit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:40, archived)

It's not a food, it's a drink

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:25, archived)

alright Ian, what's the best instant coffee, and why is it Mellow Bird's?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:29, archived)

That's not coffee, that's the cold grey ashes of Belsen
Edit: 🐫 🍆
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:31, archived)

Tom Jones'zzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:48, archived)

oh man, it's mash-gate all over again!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:48, archived)

Yes

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

Fake shortages, ASD!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)

Terrible
I weep for you :((
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)

delicious!
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:14, archived)

Ah. So that's why mum's gone to Italy.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:03, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:44, archived)

afternoon, wazzock's
yes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 12:56, archived)

Fucking is an all

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 12:59, archived)

The original Fly From Here is far superior to Return Trip, just saying

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:01, archived)

I've just read about both, and quite frankly the pair of them sound like garbage
So I'll have a listen on the off-chance sometime.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:06, archived)

WRONG BAND

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:18, archived)

Yes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 14:12, archived)

The Height

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 14:18, archived)

Rock And Roll McDonalds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLtb74G7T1A
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 14:58, archived)

Monkeys Vs Donkeys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3lWqA1uzPs
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:02, archived)

LETS HAVE A RACE RIGHT NOW

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:07, archived)

CAN YOU SEE MY MONKEYS ARE BEATIN YOUR DONKEYS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:09, archived)

🐒🐒🐴🐴

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:17, archived)

🫏 v 🐒

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:19, archived)

I just have a placeholder for the first emoji, not sure how to fix it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:27, archived)

My mait says: The 🫏 emoji on the left is a recently introduced emoji called "person with crown" or "person in suit levitating".

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:31, archived)

🕴

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:32, archived)

🕳️

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:36, archived)

The Syndicats and Tomorrow were both far superior to Yes, just saying

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:18, archived)

Emerson, Lake, and Palmjob

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:14, archived)

Beautiful sunshine here

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:18, archived)

just started wazzing it down here à Londres

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)

then get a washing machine in your house like everyone else

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:53, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:35, archived)

it sure is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:49, archived)

Runcorn?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:03, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:05, archived)

I’d rather not

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:19, archived)

than fleetwood mot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:16, archived)

New Image Challenge: Fleetwood Motty
Combine your favourite media personality with a classic rock band.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 14:14, archived)

Right Reverend Robert Runcorn

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:22, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:45, archived)

you're very positive these days

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:58, archived)

HIV reference

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 10:19, archived)

In the good old days someone would have corrected that to 'African bum AIDS'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:12, archived)

Actually I think it's known as 'the Wuhan virus' now? Or is that something else?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:24, archived)

Your thinking of Venezuelan Knob Rot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:51, archived)

constantly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 19:18, archived)

2 pints of lager and packet of dicks please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:57, archived)

We've only got cheese flavour, hope that's OK?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Apr 2023, 10:34, archived)

Any pork scratchings?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 10:54, archived)

No, but there are some scampi-flavour Nik Naks if that's any good.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Apr 2023, 13:11, archived)

Free rum to be handed out in anti beer drive

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 11:08, archived)

I'm not sure rum and driving should be mixed

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 11:43, archived)

"That's got to be the worst driver I've ever seen"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 12:19, archived)

C. Cornrun

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 11:05, archived)

hold me closer
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65238672
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 11:07, archived)

count the headlines on the guy way

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 11:23, archived)

About fucking time as well.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 12:49, archived)

Gadzooks
Happy Tuesday morrow to my comrades
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 7:00, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 8:25, archived)

Morning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 8:28, archived)

Now then now then now then now

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 8:37, archived)

Alright

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 8:36, archived)

Bollocks
No
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 20:35, archived)

Finally
The voice of sanity
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 21:06, archived)

No
Bollocks
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 22:05, archived)

I beg to differ

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 22:51, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:59, archived)

Suck my tongue, this is life

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 21:12, archived)

Bite me

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 21:16, archived)

I had no idea you could speak New Jerseyian! Ya fuckn kiddn me?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 21:19, archived)