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morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 7:31, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 8:22, archived)

Genuine Morning

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 6:51, archived)

Morning

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 0:12, archived)

FAKE NEWS

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 6:51, archived)

FOD
alt: fod
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 17:12, archived)

foood

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 17:12, archived)

-oo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:32, archived)

^

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:44, archived)

Jumpin on my tutu

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 23:45, archived)

♾️ infinitely

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 0:05, archived)

Tickle my trout

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 17:14, archived)

I had some noodles which were nice
after seeing Dungeons & Dragons at the cinema. Really enjoyed it.
(Planearm, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 17:56, archived)

nodles

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:33, archived)

no, dles for no

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 21:36, archived)

fodless, homless, pls hlp

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 22:11, archived)

~~pls hlp~~ jm ntty-grtty
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 22:13, archived)

alright Ian

(piss and shit, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 6:13, archived)

It's crazy, it's out of hand, FOD it runs through my head

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 18:29, archived)

"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:43, archived)

Prawns with garlic mayo
I accidentally added far too much garlic and now my breath could stun a horse
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:52, archived)

PUSHING THAT PRICK DOWN THE BOARD
ALRIGHT YOU CUNT’S
(sticklebricks, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:13, archived)

fod

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:35, archived)

www.monashfodmap.com/about-fodmap-and-ibs/
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:41, archived)

Alright best mates
Sorry I haven’t been around much I thought I would give you all a break from my amazing anecdotes.

Have I missed anything interesting?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:12, archived)

you missed you fucking off for a bit
that was, if not interesting, at least a relief
(piss and shit, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:25, archived)

+ delete your account +kill yourself

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:33, archived)

hello popular page peeps

(piss and shit, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366961
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 0:02, archived)

Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
Busy Monday? Alt: busy Monday?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:00, archived)

Going to the dispensary today, I need to decide what to get and only have a few hours to decide, it's a lot of pressure

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:18, archived)

hold on, what did you call me?
I really don't need this today, I already told you I'm under a lot of pressure.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:19, archived)

not bad ta
no
alt: no
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:26, archived)

was that 8 small courses then?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:33, archived)

Some of those with eight courses, are the same that slash horses

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)

Secret board: https://b3ta.com/venn/

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)

Menn with Venn

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:58, archived)

all that overlapping is unhealthy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:16, archived)

I'm genuinely curious, I don't have the capacity to eat 8 courses of anything

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:21, archived)

maybe hundreds and thousands

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:24, archived)

Hundreds and thousands are great if you're really hungry and want to eat rice

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:31, archived)

Probably one of those pretentious restaurants where the portion sizes wouldn’t fill an ant

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:26, archived)

the idea is that you get to try a whole load of their different dishes in the order the chef thinks they should be eaten, rather than an exercise in pretention
when I go again, I know what I really enjoyed and will get full size portions
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:34, archived)

Remember when in supermarkets every week there would be some rep giving out tiny portions of the item they're trying to flog, damn you covid

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:36, archived)

I was being a bit facetious, tbh I’d like the sound of that

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:40, archived)

it was really fucking good
the peppered beef tikka is insane
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:41, archived)

pretty small, yes
was fucking stuffed by the end of it all, the last savoury course was entirely unnecessary, still ate it though obv
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:32, archived)

It ended with a savory dish?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:41, archived)

Secret board: cheese

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:43, archived)

a flight of fancy, a flight of cheese

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:35, archived)

no

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:43, archived)

ok i got it now, what was the dessert tho

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:32, archived)

Big mac

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mongychops, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:45, archived)

tiny little big mac

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 22:09, archived)

quarter quarter quarter quarter pounder

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 22:09, archived)

4 little things:
imgur.com/a/EMcHBaD
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 22:23, archived)

i want those

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 0:07, archived)

fuck why did i ask

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 0:07, archived)

Mashed sweet potato, 1960s school blancmange, lemon sorbet, no idea what that orange viennetta is

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 2:19, archived)

can't be mash, it's not roasted

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 4:28, archived)

Now I think it's mashed pumpkin

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 20:34, archived)

Off to do the whole work thing again

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:25, archived)

if you keep forgetting the gravy someone might think you're being homophobic

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 17:16, archived)

good afternoon, knoblet's
gorgeous sunny day here
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 12:28, archived)

Hi friend, enjoying a rooftop view of the historic city centre here

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)

jump

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 12:34, archived)

Might as well

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 12:39, archived)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:22, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2636918
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 18:10, archived)

Runcorn?

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 12:38, archived)

*checks profile*

Runcorn.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 12:57, archived)

Runcorn?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:19, archived)

daddy mack'll make you

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366961
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:31, archived)

Crewe is a dump
Just saying
The rich man's York
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)

the pub next to Crewe station is without doubt the most miserable hostelry I have ever had the misfortune to visit
/ac
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

Rhymes with 'poo', just sayin.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

Also rhymes with "fuck you, Swank, fuck you"

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 14:03, archived)

Ah yes
The So Solid Crewe, pioneers of the hippyhippety hop hoppy music
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:44, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 7:25, archived)

Morning
I am back at work full time as from today
Whoopee dangleberries
I would rather be trout tickling
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 7:37, archived)

Morning
Back to work, might tickle a trout to cheer me up
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 8:15, archived)

Morning, Monday again, back to the trout tickling

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broadsword, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 8:20, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 8:37, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11391456
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 9:38, archived)

sigh, here we go again
those trout won't tickle themselves
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 9:43, archived)

The new Mac mini is bloody good
M2 processor and 32GB Ram are chugging through video rendering like a dream.

The cheap monitor I got on Facebook marketplace is letting the whole setup down though, but I'll get a 4k one soon enough.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 9:55, archived)

apple is wank unless you're a one armed cack fingered spong brain
With the intellectual capacity of a half eaten slice of pepperoni pizza
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 10:24, archived)

no offence

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 10:25, archived)

Apple products are like Marmite
You either hate them or you're wrong
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 11:19, archived)

PCs are shit
they are for poor people and neckbeards.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)

how much was it?

(piss and shit, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 10:31, archived)

11p

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 10:43, archived)

bollocks

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 10:48, archived)

You would say that

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 10:49, archived)

Severals of thousands of pound
I spent way too much money on it and I don't care.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)

What is it's trout tickling speed?

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broadsword, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 11:05, archived)

~~video rendering~~ unnatural quantities of hardcore pornography
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 11:12, archived)

At what point does it stop being natural?

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

When there’s trout tickling involved

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)

Finally beat the Lich on Loop Hero. Had to use the Necromancer.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 11:06, archived)

Just saw a FOD numberplate, bit rude

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 11:09, archived)

That was mine m8

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 11:12, archived)

YN69 ATM

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 11:42, archived)

Good evening

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 19:38, archived)

poos and wees and bums and willies
^{also fannies in honour of smash}
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 19:46, archived)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/28143#post28290
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 21:53, archived)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/28143#post28278
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 22:07, archived)

Heroes in a half shell

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 2:16, archived)

hihi
Ched Wilkinson,

|Just checking in to make sure you're cool with your Q7 subscription.

Danke
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 20:20, archived)

I'm very happy with mine

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 20:36, archived)

hihi MiseryCunt, we're always appreciate your inpit. danke q7.7
Q7 Live:
/board
/links
/talk
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 20:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367199
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 21:10, archived)

No need mate, no need.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 20:22, archived)

Hi

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 20:38, archived)

Good evening.
I'm in Manchester again, it's grey.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 20:51, archived)

Can confirm

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 21:18, archived)

Is it?

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 21:19, archived)

Just listening to a bit of REM
quite like it
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 21:20, archived)

Alright Hitchcock

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 21:31, archived)

good evening mr horrible, i've been busy today so i've not had a chance to reply yet
7 hours later
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 2:10, archived)

GUNTSMEG
Not really, hullo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 15:28, archived)

Please try to grow up

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 15:50, archived)

growing up is bollocks
grown-ups are conservative, irritable, humourless and stinky, just to name a few
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 16:04, archived)

That's me to a tee.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 16:07, archived)

FORE!!!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 18:23, archived)

SKIN!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 19:36, archived)

'ELL!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 19:48, archived)

,

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 19:55, archived)

Bloody pain I've lost my login
so I'm gonna lose my 20 candles :(
(Planearm, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 16:23, archived)

don't worry i've lost a few of mine
i got over it/them
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Hello
Raided my emergency tramadol supplies to cope with the mental, and now I don't want to move
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 16:36, archived)

Gin works just as well.

(Planearm, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 16:41, archived)

It does indeed
But I have no gin
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 17:00, archived)

I need gin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 17:32, archived)

here, have some meth

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 17:43, archived)

I'm a bit tiddly

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 17:47, archived)

i'm a bit rock n roll

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 17:50, archived)

"Classic" bonkers starter
How was your anniversary meal?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 16:45, archived)

8 courses of perfection
Top fucking notch
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 17:44, archived)

very much enjoying Kenny Ken and the Ragga Twins
The RTs used to have an off licence round the corner from me in Hoxton, it was called Budget Booze iirc, studio in the basement
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 17:59, archived)

no-one cares, you old cunt

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 18:00, archived)

oi! leave him alone!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 19:23, archived)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Apr 2023, 10:24, archived)

~~Ken and the Ra~~ Lo ~~a Tw~~
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 18:04, archived)

ur in the danger zone here m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 18:06, archived)

I reckon I’m Alright

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 18:09, archived)

Haha, what is it with this board and 'Loggins' anyway?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 18:28, archived)

dunno i've been missing in Acton for a while

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 19:25, archived)

Ooh Stamping Ground is on Netflix now, don't be a tit, get involved

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 18:19, archived)

when i'm done bingebongling i will have a gander

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 19:49, archived)

new thread
still in bed
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 12:14, archived)

Afternoon
Slow roast chicken today. Walk and a pint first though.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 12:41, archived)

i'm having a pint right now
no intention of walking anywhere yet tho. binge watching netflix in my comfy pants
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 12:59, archived)

~~omf~~ umm
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Apr 2023, 13:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367021
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 13:26, archived)

Please scratch yourself and fart also
For a proper slobfest
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 13:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367064
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 13:25, archived)

+ie

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 13:18, archived)

You also have uncomfy pants then? Why?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 15:16, archived)

It is a s/m thing according to Garp

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 15:27, archived)

my wife buys my clothes and she hates me
she also hates everyone else
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 16:52, archived)

Username checks out.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Apr 2023, 17:19, archived)

Good that you're ok with it :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 18:07, archived)

Hello, matt bianco?

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

it's not the bed, it's me!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 14:11, archived)

I don't think you're that much of a spacktard m8
*sorry read that as inbred*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 16 Apr 2023, 15:16, archived)

ARSEHOLE

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 8:36, archived)

Sausages for breakfast
So quite possibly
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 9:01, archived)

i'll just have a bit of meth
w brown sauce
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 9:14, archived)

Spice and bacon 4 me ta

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 9:38, archived)

Mushrooms?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 10:08, archived)

Fried onion rings?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 12:25, archived)

,

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 10:52, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367220
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 9:31, archived)

Bravo!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 10:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367009
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 12:11, archived)

FUCK IT, BONUS +

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 10:26, archived)

Go on, Ronnie!

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$$ ✅, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 10:36, archived)

Come on Eileen

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 11:48, archived)

Morning
Seems pleasant enough so far
Are we still doing barnyard stuff?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 7:59, archived)

I’m wanking off a weasel as I type this

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 8:35, archived)

I prefer stoats

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 8:54, archived)

it's not mutual

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 9:16, archived)

Just saw a news story about the success of reintroducing beavers to the wild in kent
It's not far from me, might pop down there and bum one
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broadsword, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 8:49, archived)

Bum14mem8
Actually make it two I am feeling horny
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 8:53, archived)

I might cuntpunch a cocker spaniel this afternoon

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:37, archived)

it's good to have a hobby

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:40, archived)

h j
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:19, archived)

jave lol

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366970
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366946
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366961
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:29, archived)

Anal an Aintree?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Then cockpunch a cunter spaniel, just for balance.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:54, archived)

now you're speaking my labianguage

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:34, archived)

TEA OR COFFEE?!

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 21:21, archived)

I’ve just spunked on a skunk

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)

might shart on a shetland

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:28, archived)

might try sounding a centipede

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:35, archived)

might fig a ferret

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 18:39, archived)

then afterwards I might cuddle a cuttlefish

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 18:41, archived)

Awww.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 19:03, archived)

Trains can fuck off

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 20:16, archived)

only in one of two directions

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 20:50, archived)

This one barely went in any direction

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 20:56, archived)

Then it can't really fuck off, can it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:25, archived)

Maybe it needs a bit of practice
I mean, to learn how to *really* fuck off
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:30, archived)

The Little Train That Could Really Fuck Off
after a bit of practice
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:39, archived)

Do they know how to fuck off unless you tell them to? No, they do not.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:44, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking shunt

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:55, archived)

Finally

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 22:12, archived)

Mornington Crescent

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 1:42, archived)

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 22:22, archived)

s
fuck off s
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 0:23, archived)

Alright.
Alt.: favourite alliterative combination of animal and sex act? I reckon you can't beat wanking off a walrus.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 10:35, archived)

Tromboning a turtle

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 10:44, archived)

Ooh, niche.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 10:48, archived)

Power
Full
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:12, archived)

hullo m8
Teabagging a tortoise? Difficult to choose a favourite
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:13, archived)

There's a lot to be said for buggering a budgie.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:23, archived)

slipping into a scallop
fuck you slipping is a notorious sexual act round these horny parts
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:29, archived)

Blowing a bisexual Bearded Dragon

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:34, archived)

Phwaor!
/ac
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:54, archived)

Titwank off a tapir

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broadsword, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)

I know, I know it's serious

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broadsword, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)

*cricket applause*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:36, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=100121
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)

Currently tonguing a tarantula!
What can I say... I'm a leg man!
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 12:07, archived)

a hairy leg man

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:11, archived)

Rimming a rhinoceros

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)

Rather you than me, m2^3.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 12:33, archived)

Squirting on a squirrel

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:03, archived)

I understood this to be a myth!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:10, archived)

Nah, I've seen at least several squirrels.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:19, archived)

I hear their horns hold magical properties if correctly consumed!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:26, archived)

A common misconception
It's actually a mythter
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:25, archived)

I think
Therefore I can't thwim
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:27, archived)

Alright, Cosgrove Hall

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:45, archived)

Crumbs!

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:04, archived)

"I thought you were a myth!"
"I'm not even a myth-ter! I am a Count!"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:50, archived)

*annoyed Igor sounds*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 15:07, archived)

I think frotting a French hen*
*sits in a church and was buried along with it's name, everyone came.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:40, archived)

was planning to bagpipe a baboon but apparently it's illegal? might fiddle a finch instead.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)

kazoo a kestrel

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

mandolin a mandrake

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:49, archived)

conduct a hornbill's horn section

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:54, archived)

fuck a snake

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:54, archived)

Nonstop around the clock livestock cockdock.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)

Boffing a Badger

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:29, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 7:34, archived)

Glory

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 8:22, archived)

Alright tits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 8:32, archived)

Hiya
Bit early on a Saturday for me. I was up all night tossing
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 8:52, archived)

+ turning

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 8:52, archived)

Morning
I’m on a train full of braying horse-fondling cunts
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 10:20, archived)

they are me m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 11:48, archived)

click for "braying", very creative

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:53, archived)

Evening

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 22:40, archived)

State the obvious why don't you

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 22:55, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367142
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 22:58, archived)

if someone sees a lion marking its territory with urine or scent glands, they may be able to identify that the area is inhabited by lions
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 4:56, archived)

-mar
+wan
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Apr 2023, 13:11, archived)

WEEKEND WAKI DAKI DOODAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Up yer bum

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

If only to feel alive for five minutes

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367082
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:17, archived)

Fine
b3ta.com/talk/8366989
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367094
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:32, archived)

b3ta.com/links/1602964
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8367048
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:41, archived)

Whale testicles, called "kujira no kougan" (鯨の睾丸) or "kinsou" (キンソウ), are considered a delicacy in Japan and are generally eaten boiled.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:48, archived)

don't go to Nippon or they'll do the same to your head

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:51, archived)

THIS. IS. BUMSEX!

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:31, archived)

Open up your arse, feel the big cock

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:53, archived)

i bet you say that to all the boyscouts

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:56, archived)

M Peopzz

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 21:27, archived)

smear some smeg on a smorgasbord
/ac
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:53, archived)

whilst licking spoiled spluff off a lactating llama?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 18:11, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366872
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 18:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366990
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 18:18, archived)

I didn't know Jah Shaka died on Wednesday, he was gr8
Not sure what the Rasta version of 'pouring one out for the dead homie' is, so maybe I'll just drop a small bit of hash on the floor. Before picking it back up again obv
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 18:41, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366964
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 19:14, archived)

WEEKEND GUNTSHIT

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 19:10, archived)

might rimjob a rodent

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 19:14, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyldpc_MmFw
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 19:21, archived)

heh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 19:55, archived)

I read most isolated pairs of two syllable words as this,
it's one of my many mentalnesses, in the same vein as trying to make everything into a turtle power
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 20:09, archived)

I suppose eleanor rigby isn't too different

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 20:10, archived)

he's starting on the beatles now!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 21:22, archived)

he's
now
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 21:26, archived)

I can't believe you've done

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 23:41, archived)

i'm sorry could you repeat that?

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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 19:57, archived)

The keyboardist is levitating

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broadsword, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 19:59, archived)

he walks on water in his next music vid
shame the song was such a plop
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 20:03, archived)

floating in jeans

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 23:42, archived)

woo.

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 21:53, archived)

SHIT IT

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:30, archived)

SHIT IT REAL GOOD!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:32, archived)

I never really got onboard with Salt N Pepa tbh
Roxanne Shante 4 lyf
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:33, archived)

Antoinette was fucking superb also
aka 'the female Rakim', which I think was going a bit far
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:34, archived)

Push It is a pop-rap banger, I have the 12, no interest in the rest of their stuff.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:41, archived)

I have the 7 because bizarrely it was in a box of singles my brother gave me, most of which are 80s goth records

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Bit of Goth-Hop?
#blacksunday
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 17:58, archived)

I wanna vote, yeah "totes", I'm Trev H and I came to do votes
Now I won't be barred from the place, cos I've got a document with my face
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:46, archived)

dope rhymes, G

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 16:47, archived)

Ok done, now what?

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broadsword, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 16:02, archived)

Do a dirty protest?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 16:18, archived)

wang an aerobie up your guffpipe and shit off whilst you're doing it
/ac
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

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