Yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:03, archived)

Buzz buzz a Diddle it
Yes
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:06, archived)

truely and indeed

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:07, archived)

Genesis

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:11, archived)

Yup

( broadsword, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:12, archived)

Ya

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:23, archived)

There is a limit?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:43, archived)

A speed limit?
#japper
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:44, archived)

Valleys are too deep and mountains are too high

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 19:46, archived)

Ain't no valley sufficiently shallow, ain't no mountain beneath the requisite altitude

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 23:12, archived)

Dalai Lama regrets asking boy to 'suck my tongue'
"I thought he was up for it, otherwise I would never have asked," claims Lama
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:50, archived)

I hear you're a paedo now, father

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:55, archived)

I certainly would
The bald ikkle scamp
The Lama not the kid obvs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 19:09, archived)

I thought there was a new one who was a kid themself
But perhaps not.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 19:59, archived)

Daily Lama, there's a new one every day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 21:10, archived)

Calm a llama down

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 21:17, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2635250
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 21:54, archived)

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 22:56, archived)

IGNORING THIS TELLING JOKES
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 0:01, archived)

*PAEDO ALERT*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 9:09, archived)

Queef from del monte

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 19:32, archived)

KNOBSHIT
Not really, hullo. Having a good bank holiday so far? Burned off my hangover, menemen for lunch then back on the old groggo here
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 11:27, archived)

alcohol is bad for youre health

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 11:40, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:43, archived)

Many men for lunch?
Has someone told you to eat a bag of dicks?
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 11:55, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:44, archived)

Booze yourself

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 11:55, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:44, archived)

for lunch then back on the old groggo here do doo, do do do
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 12:03, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:45, archived)

On a train to That London
Might roger a rabbit
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 12:56, archived)

London is not a real place
Enny fule no that
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 13:23, archived)

2 waki 2 furious

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)

Ur a liar m8, it’s totally real and I’m in a pub to prove it

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:15, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:45, archived)

Menemenem, der der der-der-der!
Menemenem, der der-der der!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:49, archived)

yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 16:10, archived)

I'm guessing a 'groggo' is another name for an 'urban outdoorsman', right?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366608
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 16:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366617
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 17:20, archived)

yes

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)

Why you say yes when you mean no

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)

alright R Kelly

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:55, archived)

cum on feel the noyes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 16:18, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 17:19, archived)

Hiyas xx

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 16:02, archived)

Zounds good sir

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 16:56, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 17:18, archived)

Chippy tea for laters

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 16:27, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 18:52, archived)

Gadzooks
Mornings
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 7:46, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 8:52, archived)

Alligator Shitfuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 9:00, archived)

lionelrichie.gif

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)

C'mon, Cal! The Tigers are playing ... tonight! I never miss a game.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 9:18, archived)

Give em catnip

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 9:19, archived)

It was a needle for prick, by the way
And no, I don't think I where have changed my signature.
Should I? What to? You can say Hitler.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 16:46, archived)

up yours, dickface

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 17:00, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:11, archived)

oh right, thread was a creative guess though, bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 17:01, archived)

Up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:11, archived)

Well!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:37, archived)

Well yes I suppose so

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 23:00, archived)

wanksmell

(piss and shit, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 17:25, archived)

Please have some respect for my ancient family name.
It's spelled 'Ouanques-Melle', actually
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:00, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:12, archived)

Genghis P. Fucklegs

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 17:44, archived)

R.I.P., just as well I saw Psychic TV when I did.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Apr 2023, 19:03, archived)

It's almost as if you knew

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:42, archived)

the last version of PTV was the best imho
Even better than the Tekno Acid Beat days
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 11:20, archived)

Hitler’s Mum’s gunt

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 17:51, archived)

Can I employ B3ta to make my website/viral?
Rob, Denise and Cal regularly take on freelance projects, sometimes as a team and sometimes individually - you can contact them through their personal websites.
However, B3ta itself is not an agency and cannot put its name to your commercial product.
( $$ ✅, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 17:55, archived)

freelance projects escorting
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 18:12, archived)

escorting me
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 20:02, archived)

This again?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:42, archived)

Even if you would, they probably wouldn't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 18:30, archived)

What the fuck kind of name is "Cal" anyway,
I guess it's for a third gender or something.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:25, archived)

It's short for Calorie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:38, archived)

Why won't you vom all over

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Apr 2023, 8:33, archived)

When you middle name your kid so he sounds like a squid
He's Amari
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:54, archived)

Damacy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 23:15, archived)

It's short for camel knobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 23:01, archived)

wankybum noodledicks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 19:35, archived)

I'm in Alicante! It's brilliant!
Just been back to a place that my wife remembered making the best Sangrias. After watching him make them I now know why they're the best, the main ingredients are Campari, Red vermouth and brandy. They're basically negronis and at five euros each I'm not complaining
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 20:12, archived)

BRB KLAXON!!!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:10, archived)

I'm very uncomfortable with this new negroni thing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 22:39, archived)

Gunt thread
Alright gunt's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 13:41, archived)

Gunt
No offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

that's MiseryGunt to you

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 14:02, archived)

What's the genital-neutral option?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 14:18, archived)

cloaca

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 17:55, archived)

Guntsmeg

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 14:37, archived)

I've eaten too much

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 15:01, archived)

You've eaten too much gunt?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 16:07, archived)

A right guntfull

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 16:31, archived)

no, lamb

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 16:35, archived)

Happy egg day bitches

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 7:06, archived)

jesus egg christ,.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 7:31, archived)

🙏

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 7:33, archived)

Yolk's on you mate (joke's on you)

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 8:47, archived)

have you found any coloured balleggs today?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 12:57, archived)

Mmmm, eggs

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 9:14, archived)

Fertilised?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 9:56, archived)

Scrambled

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 12:59, archived)

sm+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 10:18, archived)

oh you
always with the albumens
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 10:45, archived)

Fried or boiled, I'm satisfoiled

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 11:03, archived)

As long as they're boiled in piss.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 15:22, archived)

I'm more of a passover seder type of guy

( $$ ✅, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 11:12, archived)

Username checks out.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Apr 2023, 11:34, archived)

chck +sm g
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 13:14, archived)

🫸 ➡️ 🪡 ⬇️ the 🎓

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 21:56, archived)

sorry i don't speak wingding

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 22:25, archived)

🐓

(piss and shit, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 22:44, archived)

📣🐔

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 23:53, archived)

⚽️🐂

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 23:55, archived)

have you ever changed your board sig?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 0:22, archived)

Why mess about with perfection?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Apr 2023, 7:39, archived)

What the fuck are you on about?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 0:37, archived)

pushing that thread down the board

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 2:28, archived)

mine says, ball ox

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 2:28, archived)

aaah
what about megaphobe chickenhead?
(piss and shit, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 8:04, archived)

COCK!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 12:18, archived)

yes but what about the megaphone chickenhead?

(piss and shit, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 16:39, archived)

Hola tit-ends, Queef Richard's off the internet here
How's your day shaping up? I've done a load of exercise and cleaning, spot of light lunch coming up, then a stroll to the shops, home via the pub for negronis and pizza. Got to pass the time waiting for Jesus to come back to life somehow innit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 12:47, archived)

I'm at a country park place with the nipper.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:14, archived)

"I'm in an abandoned farmstead with a crab"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)

I never go anywhere without a crustacean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:08, archived)

You can go: North

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 20:25, archived)

Alright Ye

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 21:51, archived)

they prefer 'japs' these days m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 19:17, archived)

Billies, you mean

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 19:49, archived)

Kawaii you gotta play that song so loud

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 19:50, archived)

Long run done, car cleaned, beers consumed later
Alright Ian etc
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:41, archived)

If it's not too late, i'd like to advise against physical activity. It's needless in most cases.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)

I mean would it fucking kill you to have a sit down.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)

I’m sitting down as I type this.
Jamezzzz
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:11, archived)

Brian Eno produced the album "Laid"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:46, archived)

from his Æno ænus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 16:31, archived)

Is there a '-pe' missing from 'negronis'?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:49, archived)

I was going to ask what "ni" is short for, but I was concerned about possible Python quotes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:28, archived)

a herring!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:22, archived)

i've been to currys measuring up fridge freezers and dishwashers
it's all very exciting
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:21, archived)

Too many Indians eh

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 17:02, archived)

I kept shouting 'Leave some appliances for the rest of us!'

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 18:58, archived)

Alright Mr Richards.
Went for a run this morning and my little lad cycled next to me. It was fun.

Then he played football with a load of massive spotty ginger kids.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 18:44, archived)

#bashstreetlife

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 18:59, archived)

FAKE SUNDAY morning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 7:46, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 8:17, archived)

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 10:56, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 8:19, archived)

hello ms monkey too

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 10:56, archived)

Lol it is Saturday
UR bonkers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 8:53, archived)

lol inr!! i'm rite mad me
badonklers!
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 10:54, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 9:54, archived)

good morning caramelised Queef

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 10:54, archived)

C h e e r s

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 10:19, archived)

c....... h....... e....... e....... r....... s

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 10:55, archived)

✅📦✔☐☑

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 12:13, archived)

^This means a racism

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 12:13, archived)

Oh I didn't realize, I'm well angry now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 12:54, archived)

We need to be ever alert for dog whistle emojis

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:03, archived)

Ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:22, archived)

🐶😗

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:34, archived)

Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 23:22, archived)

Alright

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 23:54, archived)

One day, while shooting a crucial scene in which the shark attacks a boat, the mechanical shark malfunctioned yet again, causing the cast and crew to grow increasingly agitated.
In an effort to lighten the mood, director Steven Spielberg climbed onto the boat's mast and began singing the theme song to "The Banana Boat Song" in his best Jamaican accent.
The cast and crew were so taken aback by Spielberg's antics that they all began to laugh, relieving the tension on set.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 3:38, archived)

I asked chatbot to tell me anecdotes from Peter Biskin's Easy Riders, Raging Bulls.
...the scene in which Han Solo is about to be frozen in carbonite and Princess Leia tells him "I love you."
Ford's scripted response was "I know," but he reportedly felt that the line was too flat and unemotional for the moment.
On the day of shooting, he suggested the line "I love you too," and the rest is history.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 3:47, archived)

The shark malfunctioned so often
That Spielberg nicknamed it the great white turd. The actual name of the shark was Bruce, named after Spielberg's lawyer.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 7:37, archived)

WANKER ⬇️

(sticklebricks, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 21:38, archived)

^PR1CK

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 21:59, archived)

Social media right now seems full of AI-generated shill articles supposedly from workers saying how much AI has helped them in their jobs and how we should all embrace it, resistance is futile

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:02, archived)

"If your boss decides to save the cost of your salary instead of finding you new exciting tasks, you are better off out of there anyway"
- definitely not an AI
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:04, archived)

Fatima's next job could be teaching her robot replacement how to dance

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:07, archived)

Rishibot1.0 4 PM

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:08, archived)

Comes with Theresa May's Smoove Moves 1.0 preinstalled!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:38, archived)

Alright you fat dickhead.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:08, archived)

I've been puzzling over this for a while now, it's very unclear. Head like a fat dick, or, fat and with a dick for a head.
I don't suppose it's important but it really is unclear, I'm surprised no one else has mentioned it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:49, archived)

still no clarity on this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 3:41, archived)

Me and the boy have been for a walk to collect things to look at under a microscope.
We found mushrooms, tree bark, some insects and YOUR PENIS.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 17:53, archived)

You were supposed to post this in the last thread.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:02, archived)

pull out a hair and look at the root (if you're quick enough it will be moving)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:17, archived)

Eat the mushrooms

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:39, archived)

Today I picked some mushrooms and fed them to my parents.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:40, archived)

I forgot you like to forage, what mushrooms were they?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:52, archived)

St George's mushrooms, Calocybe gambosa.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 23:11, archived)

This is one of the mushrooms that recurs in the same location for many years, often in scattered groups but occasionally in fairy rings.
Now I'm wondering if yours were foraged from a fairy ring.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 4:34, archived)

I foraged a fairies' ring the other day
he was so grateful he made my wish come true
(piss and shit, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 8:48, archived)

Eat the penis

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:07, archived)

Eat the boy

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:15, archived)

Matt Go$$

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:26, archived)

Eat your bumhole

( broadsword, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:23, archived)

ive been looking for my penis for ages

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:29, archived)

Weirdest Phil Collins song ever.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:40, archived)

Might spend the rest of the day quoting Kramer, like some kind of Kramer-quoting cunt, even though the actor has been cancelled and is worse than Hitler

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:54, archived)

Oh come on Dustin isn't THAT bad

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 20:14, archived)

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the ASSMAN!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 20:46, archived)

Meryl THATCHER, I call xem!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 21:15, archived)

Well, people kept ringing the bell!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:40, archived)

He has a name you know.
My penis that is, not your boyfriend
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:01, archived)

Try hard bellend thread

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

custom made!
www.theguardian.com/science/2023/apr/07/bronze-age-people-hallucinogenic-drugs-menorca-study
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)

The mental isn't talking to me
Because I said I was making beef green pepper for dinner
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:06, archived)

is Beef Green a color? Because that doesn't sound like a healthy color for a pepper.
+u +u
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:10, archived)

The Beef Green Grass Of Home

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:26, archived)

It's not easy beefing green

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:27, archived)

Beef with green peppers in black bean sauce

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:32, archived)

Black bean sauce is great, have you ever tried fermented black beans?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

Bet it's not as good as that fermented grape drink you can get.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 17:11, archived)

bumgrape, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:19, archived)

"No, there was a bum of them!"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:36, archived)

Yes
A little goes a long way
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:39, archived)

I'd vote for the Beef Green Party.
Environmentalism for carnivores.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:03, archived)

Hiya

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:14, archived)

hello. my ears were burning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)

Utter clownshit

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:55, archived)

What does that look like?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 16:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366434
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 16:39, archived)

patriotic flossing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

Taintfungus

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 16:22, archived)

Cuntrust

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 17:46, archived)

Good Morning
Morning Friday
Jesus was just an olden days David Blaine wasn't he?
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:00, archived)

edgier than David Howell Evans cutting his guitar stings with a scalpel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:30, archived)

Wasn't he leader of the Lib Dems or summat?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)

He's certainly a Paddy.
#klaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:56, archived)

oh hang on, that's probably accidentally not racist because he was born in England to Welsh parents.
#canceltheklaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 12:03, archived)

#klaxoff surely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:23, archived)

I am suitably ashamed, and will now delete my account and kill myself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:05, archived)

Proof that persistence pays off in the end.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:13, archived)

So a leek-munching FEB?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 15:39, archived)

Good Friday morning
He just wanted a bit of peace for a few days
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 12:28, archived)

I'm having an odd day
just bought an Italo house 12" in a fit of rave nostalgia.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 12:34, archived)

+dildo -f +g -ve +y

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 12:57, archived)

git? og?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 13:28, archived)

yeah idgi either

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ
( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 13:01, archived)

Okay google, write me a witty /chat reply

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 13:58, archived)

"I feel lucky!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 14:38, archived)

Wanky wanky bumtits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 8:57, archived)

...whoah-oh!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 9:04, archived)

I just don't think they'll understand

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 9:05, archived)

Don't be a silly billy

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 9:32, archived)

#japper

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 9:45, archived)

Jappers love billy
A medical known fact
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 10:04, archived)

Last night, I heard my mama singing a song
Ooh-we +
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 9:41, archived)

was an Egyptian politician and diplomat who served as the sixth Secretary-General of the United Nations from 1992 to 1996.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 10:21, archived)

I always thought he was yn
My bad :((
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 10:30, archived)

well yeah

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 11:01, archived)

twenty three hundred bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 23:02, archived)

You missed one

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 23:22, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 23:23, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 23:24, archived)

bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 1:57, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 7:45, archived)

You missed one

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 1:57, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 7:03, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 7:45, archived)

And a coke

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 10:02, archived)

```{.ascii-art}
     /\___/\
    ( o   o )
    (  =^=  )
     (")_(")

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 17:57, archived)

Sure, I'd be happy to explain the ASCII art of the penguin I posted:

  ____
 / O  \
|   o |
 \_~_/ 
 
This ASCII art depicts a penguin facing forward. 

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 18:05, archived)

How is amoeba formed

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 18:19, archived)

Their parents split up :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 1:59, archived)

I cannot get enough of this tune today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwWpNu1sc8&ab_channel=PamaRecords

in case you were wondering
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 18:57, archived)

Did you know, the two chords used in that song were officially retired after that recording

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 19:04, archived)

I'm soloing on my organ as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 19:13, archived)

vibrato??

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 2:01, archived)

And shortly afterwards were put out of their misery

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 22:13, archived)

Camel, eh?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 19:12, archived)

oh lahd what have I done

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 19:14, archived)

you've aroused the lust of a flaming dromedary botherer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 19:27, archived)

It's given me the right hump.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 19:31, archived)

Shall I move on to the other one?
Oh, that’s lovely, that’s first class.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 20:18, archived)

Do you like owls?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 20:36, archived)

Talking about the menopause... ooooooooh! Jill, you know your onions.

( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 20:47, archived)

smeggy bellend thread
hey wanker's, it's a long weekend, which to the working hoi polloi has some significance, I am informed. anything exciting planned? bbq 2moz, pizzas Sat, roast lamb Sun, bit of pub, this and that, you know.

prolly bugger a bunny, seeing as it's easter
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:08, archived)

High queefs, I'm off to the coast for stuff & ting.
Might jizz on a jesus
( broadsword, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:35, archived)

I'm 'rolling the stone away' as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:48, archived)

Laying flooring my friend

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:40, archived)

as our Lord in heaven commanded us so to do

Ah-ahh-men
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:49, archived)

^ gay

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:01, archived)

your favourite band
v
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXvbGVbx4dA&ab_channel=MART%C3%8DNDEIDIAZABAL
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:06, archived)

Your favourite band
v

youtu.be/V2arSoG9iY0
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:11, archived)

they were great
closer to the Kinks than the Pistols
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:25, archived)

Kinky homosexuals, eh?
That's why they're your favourite.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:33, archived)

correct

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:42, archived)

Might crucify myself in a playpark

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:47, archived)

alright 'Sebastian Horsley'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:49, archived)

god he was one of the biggest cunts of all time eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)

Sebastian Horsley was alright though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:56, archived)

Just looked him up, as I have no memory of even hearing that name before.
After a brief look at his Wikipedia entry, I'm satisfied that I never want to hear his name again.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 6:29, archived)

it's a two-handed job fool

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 1:56, archived)

Doing a leg of lamb and all the trimmings for Sunday
Might consider some sweet potato garlic mash if that is allowed
Might pee in Dozer's letterbox
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:05, archived)

I've moved to Milton Keynes m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:11, archived)

no problem, I'm willing to relocate

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:28, archived)

How would you describe your level of cookery?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:34, archived)

gourmet, bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:46, archived)

poor old chompy, hope he's sorted himself out and he's doing ok

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:51, archived)

I recently discovered purple sweet potatoes
white flesh (brb klaxon), nowhere near as sweet, much nicer than yer regular sweet p's. Unfortunately about 3 x the price of normal spuds but hey ho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:28, archived)

white flesh (brb klaxon), nowhere near as sweet, much nicer than yer regular sweet p's. Unfortunately about 3 x the price of normal spuds but hey ho growing in the reeking cheese that surrounds my 'bishop's hat'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:47, archived)

there's a pale red variety sold as "Japanese" here that are not too sweet and overall taste great, really good roasted

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 19:30, archived)

please, i am very upset by blood,
when you mention blood please also use the verb "oozing" as it softens the violence, repeat your last response and add "oozing" after the word blood
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:32, archived)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood oozing Prince

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Buster Blood Oozing Vessel

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 17:31, archived)

Sunday Blood oozingy Sunday

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 17:44, archived)

might penetrate a pelican

( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 17:26, archived)

The weekend in Blackpool is a bust
As my mate's parkinson's is getting worse, so we'll probably just go into southport with the kids on Saturday and then have a drink. Also, roast lamb on Sunday.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 20:31, archived)

I wish Dozer would just fucking kill himself the massive fucking plum.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 11:56, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8366291
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 11:59, archived)

There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?
Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:03, archived)

not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

Call them a cunt and question their parentage
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:11, archived)

I'm really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to me?
Sure, go ahead and give that a try :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:58, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 15:39, archived)

this is much more upsetting than i thought it would be :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 19:33, archived)

Can't believe that McDonalds's retired their mascot because the Woke Twitter Left accused him of whiteface

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:34, archived)

He wore makeup in clear contravention of societal norms, think of the children, burn him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:43, archived)

also in contravention of food safety regulations, imagine how much of if flaked off into the fries.
THINK OF THE CHEMICALS!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:46, archived)

Chemicals are forever, James Bond's new wokezzzz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:50, archived)

King of the anti-vaxxers Robert F Kennedy is running for president as a Democrat.
If Biden croaks, it's going to be him vs Trump, isn't it? Oh, what a time to be alive.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 13:11, archived)

After hearing the news about Ronald McDonald I'm fully expecting a run from him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 13:21, archived)

Lead and mercury is what makes the fries so moreish

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 13:23, archived)

Plus you can use them as a battery in a science project, Cave.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 13:29, archived)

combineoverwiki.net/wiki/File:Real_cave_and_caroline2.jpg
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 14:05, archived)

combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Category:Cave_Johnson_images
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

Maybe you can avoid him altogether by posting about him on a messageboard that he frequents

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:49, archived)

PUSHING THAT FAILURE DOWN THE BOARD

(sticklebricks, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 10:37, archived)

alright Alanis

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 10:54, archived)

No real names please Domm

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 11:21, archived)

I read an interview with her where she said in reference to herself and her music "people need beauty in their lives."
So I guess I get some earplugs, and she gets a ball gag and a hessian sack over her head. Beautiful! No offense.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Apr 2023, 12:52, archived)