failed inventions no. 746931.3:
the pooper scoop
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:14, archived)

superseeded by the reversible plastic bag

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:16, archived)

What are you blithering on about, you desperate sack of failure?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:43, archived)

Just saying hi to everyone on the popular page

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 18:01, archived)

Oh do fuck off, you massive shitwipe

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:48, archived)

ABBA's lesser known track

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:52, archived)

ARSEBOON DILBARO!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 15:38, archived)

afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 15:51, archived)

this is fucking great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJlLgPblj6M&ab_channel=EdanExists
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:23, archived)

Serious question, you like it because of the skill?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:27, archived)

I love the record selection and the skill equally I think
old rock and psychedelic records with open drum breaks in are some of my favourite things
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:32, archived)

Do you listen to any new/different music now?
I got Spotify a few years ago and it's gotten me listening to unfamiliar and new music again.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:47, archived)

not really tbh
I spend a lot of time on YouTube finding out about old 45s to buy, for the most part funk and early reggae/rocksteady, occasionally I'll hear a current act but the other stuff is practically a full time job as it is, it's neverending
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:55, archived)

Spotify is great for jazz, and for suggesting music based on your existing tastes.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:48, archived)

And funding military AI

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 19:08, archived)

I've adopted a Tomahawk missile, they sent us photos and everything

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 23:20, archived)

Jazz, noun; fucking shit, bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 23:19, archived)

hi knobber's, how's it going?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:31, archived)

England beat Nigeria

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:35, archived)

I see.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:42, archived)

You don't give a flying shit do you?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:43, archived)

I'm afraid not

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

but it is the kicking of the ball by foot done by the fairer sex!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:07, archived)

-of +in
back of the nut
nut(s)meg
it's a bag of two nuts
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:48, archived)

Nigeria deserved to win tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:44, archived)

Gina Yashere's mum will be gutted, she's from Nigeria.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:57, archived)

is she really? I'm surprised Gina's never mentioned that before, let alone based an entire career on it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:58, archived)

Haha, oh man, that would be comedy gold!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:10, archived)

I've missed out here, clearly googling her doesn't do her justice

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:39, archived)

If you happened to see Mock the Week in the noughties, she'd be on there saying that her mum's from NIGERIA!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:45, archived)

"Coming out to my Nigerian mum"
Mum, I'm gay... and you're Nigerian!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:00, archived)

Imma deepthroat a dolphin’s dick

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:48, archived)

pre-afternoon, I mean

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:49, archived)

might gunt up a gorilla

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

hullo m8, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

Deeply offensive to those who can't knob mate
It's knoblist
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:16, archived)

soz m8, should have of course also addressed the knobee's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:27, archived)

BRISKET. Do we have BRISKET in the UK or do just fucking redneck yanks eat BRISKET?
Edit- also why did my spastic cunt post go viral you bunch of cock noses
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:47, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:47, archived)

ashurbanipal up you mong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:51, archived)

Ashurbanipal is chiefly remembered today for his cultural efforts.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:32, archived)

Still no answer regarding the habitual use of the word "mouthparts" when referring to an insect's mouth, this place is useless

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:53, archived)

Shut your proboscis

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)

I won't, and I shan't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:23, archived)

I shalln't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:24, archived)

n'gonna

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:29, archived)

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:30, archived)

┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)

Yes we have brisket here in the UK, but it's usually just the flat end sold as a rolled pot roast, or in the form of corned/salt beef
You can get whole 'packer' briskets from specialist butchers, but they're expensive (£70-80 or so)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:00, archived)

tl;dr get fucked spastic cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)

Shut up you mong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)

Just got the entire carry on box set for £18
So I'm in a good mood
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:29, archived)

top 5?
I reckon Kyhber, Don't Lose Your Head, Camping, At Your Convenience & either Cleo or Henry, in no particular order.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:39, archived)

might swap out Cleo/Henry for one of the hospital ones though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:41, archived)

Screaming, abroad, nurse, camping and Henry

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:51, archived)

solid choices

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:57, archived)

but enough about garold

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:20, archived)

Behind

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:24, archived)

Ooh matron!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:39, archived)

Morning bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:05, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:28, archived)

HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:39, archived)

Megalolz morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:29, archived)

Sexy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:40, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 10:32, archived)

All hail General Abdourahmane Tchiani!

( $$ ✅, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:37, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:40, archived)

Fucking amateur comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:46, archived)

Morning nuts oh hazel nut

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:45, archived)

Sure

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 8:17, archived)

Happy shopping day!

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 7:49, archived)

Why is it shopping day?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 8:18, archived)

It is a day in which shopping happens
You medieval dickweed
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 9:18, archived)

Iron maiden, dude!

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 9:41, archived)

Still classics!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 9:44, archived)

Because I got paid today

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 9:40, archived)

p l
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 10:32, archived)

enjoying this autumn weather, yeah?
morning
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 9:33, archived)

GM

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 10:45, archived)

Evening bollocks to you all

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:05, archived)

Hello good evening and bollocks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:13, archived)

CELEBRITY BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:18, archived)

I'll name that bumhole in two.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:30, archived)

Hur hur, you said bumhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:38, archived)

the backward swamp-folk have nowhere to go and will shift their violent hatred to /board

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:37, archived)

Dumb cunty shit ^

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:38, archived)

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:40, archived)

┬┴┬┴┤•ᴥ•ʔ├┬┴┬┴

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:53, archived)

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ̫͡ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ̫͡ʔ-̫͡-ʔ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 23:55, archived)

Well it's bollocks from me
And it's bollocks from him
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 22:19, archived)

The Bollocks Ronnies

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 22:23, archived)

That little one used to wash his smalls in the hotel sink

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 23:48, archived)

The big one got so upset about it he started to stutter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 23:58, archived)

He's a Tory and played golf with Jimmy Tarbuck
Nuff said
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 0:01, archived)

I don't know, I was just saying the little one used to wash his smalls in the hotel sink, the big one got so upset about it he had to spend some time in jail

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 0:11, archived)

GUNTWAN'K
hi helmit's, how r u lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 18:58, archived)

some cunt on the BBC news just pronounced defence 'dee-fence' like some kind of colonial

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 19:00, archived)

like you know
whatever
( $$ ✅, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 19:04, archived)

shya, turdally

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:12, archived)

Type of Muslim?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:14, archived)

The Brit pronunciation sounds a bit lol comedy racist accent tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:54, archived)

feel like pure shit just want Last of the Summer Wine back

( $$ ✅, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 19:05, archived)

compo dis

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:22, archived)

I'm alone in my brothers house, the noise from his ice making fridge is setting me on edge

( mongychops, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 20:01, archived)

Take some mushrooms, that'll sort you out

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 20:04, archived)

Who needs so much ice

( mongychops, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 20:29, archived)

Robert van Winkle

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 20:32, archived)

Tracy Marrow

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 20:34, archived)

Joseph Williams Jr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:14, archived)

^expert

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:17, archived)

O'Shea Jackson Sr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:18, archived)

It's good for the environment

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:19, archived)

afternoon

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 14:41, archived)

Charity Cup lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 14:59, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 15:17, archived)

dilbaro

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 15:29, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 16:50, archived)

Leeeeroyyyy a-Jennnnkinnnnnsssssss

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 17:09, archived)

Tucker Jeninns!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 17:12, archived)

*sausages violently*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 17:23, archived)

Whut?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 18:03, archived)

1a1¹Qq

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 17:11, archived)

Hey, I can post again!
Yessss, now you're for it
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 17:12, archived)

*goes back to sleep*

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 17:13, archived)

classic Taint thread

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 17:45, archived)

Textbook Taint

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 18:13, archived)

I think you dropped a space and a couple of apostrophes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 18:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380305
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 18:53, archived)

't ain't

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 8:11, archived)

yo

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 18:26, archived)

Afternoon Dilbaro

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 14:35, archived)

ARSEBOON DILBARO!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 9:41, archived)

Well you would say that, wouldn't you.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 6 Aug 2023, 10:04, archived)

Quite so

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 10:26, archived)

morning arse

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 11:22, archived)

Happy arse to you and bollocks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 11:57, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 12:15, archived)

Bennison has to score here and she does it! What a penalty.
Naeher is stepping up! The goalkeeper scores, what a moment.
Eriksson steps up, the defender scores. God I’m nervous!!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 12:45, archived)

Good match
And Haha to USA
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 13:10, archived)

I just thought the online commentary was funny, what a penalty, what a moment, god I'm nervous

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 14:44, archived)

That was Ian Watkins from lostprophets just before he got knifed m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 18:14, archived)

megalolz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 21:23, archived)

Sunday morning.
And it's not raining for the first time in a while.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 7:08, archived)

and now the weather where you live

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 7:22, archived)

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Balls lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 8:06, archived)

Meat, lol

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 6 Aug 2023, 10:04, archived)

Meatspin

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 10:07, archived)

you are now gay

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 16:55, archived)

Morning

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 8:05, archived)

I don't fucking know

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 3:38, archived)

I've only just got in , was b3ta broken. Rob you have 216 patrons, you ain't paying fuck all to keep /talk going
alright
( mongychops, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:49, archived)

alright
good day for Charlton
( $$ ✅, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 20:18, archived)

Yeah, nice to get the win. Look like they need a few more matches

( mongychops, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 20:24, archived)

not so much for the wheelies

(piss and shit, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 20:33, archived)

Charlton and the wheelies

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 21:33, archived)

I've got the theme music stuck in my head now

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 22:12, archived)

is there a fucking echo in here?

(piss and shit, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 8:30, archived)

Was going to gaz you to see if you knew what was going on. Was worried I'd been sandboxed because the mods were jealous of my new phone

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 21:05, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 21:22, archived)

Shut up you mong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 21:34, archived)

scope.com/zzzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 21:51, archived)

scopes.com is where you go to check if someone is really a mong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 23:00, archived)

or just find out if they have an account here

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 6 Aug 2023, 16:56, archived)

Well he is famous for knowing about this sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Aug 2023, 23:15, archived)

are we back ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 22:11, archived)

Fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 22:11, archived)

ahhh. it's good to be home.
Cheers.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 22:14, archived)

Bedtime for me
Bugger off y'all
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 22:20, archived)

How many new posts?
Calm down
@ Scousers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:01, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:02, archived)

I suspected you might say something along those lines, old bean.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:58, archived)

What ho

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:01, archived)

-What +mr +rrible

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:05, archived)

sycophant

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:07, archived)

I think that's what brb said

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:35, archived)

-syco -n

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 21:35, archived)

O hohoho

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 22:21, archived)

stick a pipe bomb up your fucking nose you crevice dwelling creeplord

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:05, archived)

What flavour?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:35, archived)

cheese and onion

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:58, archived)

FEASTING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)

^ bitch be

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 21:31, archived)

they're like buses
nothing all day, then bam! six at once
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:03, archived)

Much like arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:06, archived)

but with fewer passengers
and less chance of getting a copy of the metro
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:12, archived)

rancid?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:31, archived)

Also they smell of piss

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:13, archived)

not been on a piss-smelling bus for a while
although there was a woman walking around home bargains yesterday that stank of hotpot
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:19, archived)

+tour

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:01, archived)

Was it Betty from Corrie?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:36, archived)

t o
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Aug 2023, 23:16, archived)

Scousers, that is.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:25, archived)

not all of us
some of us just smell of weed
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:27, archived)

d
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:28, archived)

childish lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:06, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:09, archived)

silly person

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:33, archived)

A urinal cake is still a cake

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:59, archived)

I like cake
I fancy an eclair or 10 now you mention it
Care to join me?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:06, archived)

an Jenny or 10
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380225
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:41, archived)

not really, no.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:09, archived)

Bollocks then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:35, archived)

You would say that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)

I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park.

( $$ ✅, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:06, archived)

Free at last!

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:58, archived)

ARSEBOON DILBARO ARSEBOON DILBARO

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:59, archived)

The return of arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:56, archived)

We all need a bit of Arse
Lol bum
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380166
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 5 Aug 2023, 17:15, archived)

Cheers

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:00, archived)

WRONG ACCOUNT

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:00, archived)

Cheers
Cheers
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:02, archived)

^Cheers expert

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:03, archived)

Dumb cunty shit ^

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:55, archived)

Leave me alone! Why do you have to be so horrible all the time?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:00, archived)

Chairs

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:08, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:19, archived)

did the spastic cunts break the board?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:40, archived)

Can I post here again?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:43, archived)

Hooray!
Just gutted that you guys missed my post yesterday where I said how I'd just got my galaxy z fold 5 a week ahead of the official release date and I was going to do an unboxing video so everyone could feel jealous.
I'm bored with it now though.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:45, archived)

i just found my old motorola razr

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:52, archived)

damn the battery is flat
cheap rubbish. never buying another motorola
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:55, archived)

Not if I've got anything to do with it

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:52, archived)

I can't.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:13, archived)

Is b3ta better now
I can write a script if it needs one
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:55, archived)

i think it'll need an anti-viral, an anti-fungal and some arseboon dilbaro

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:57, archived)

well, it's not a newt

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:36, archived)

good luck proving that

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:04, archived)

https://www.mmmmneurrgh.org.uk/donate
www.mmmmneurrgh.org.uk/donate
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:01, archived)

Testing testing... one two... testing
Yep, that's working fine now.

Unless this does not appear then its not.

If it does appear then it is.

I may need to sit down now.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:21, archived)

sorry you've been shadow banned :(
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:30, archived)

I have been too, for a WEEK.
Outrageous.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:14, archived)

again?
ah ffs all I did was post Toyah's tits for a few Sundays. ah well might just have to start that again then to piss off the non Toyah's tits lovers on links.
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 22:30, archived)

an exciting test post to see if it posts now
and lol at this "rob is trying to close /talk" stuff. I was in a pub in Bristol other day and someone was asking me about it - it's now almost like an urban legend.

I am literally the person keeping /talk open by paying the bill every month and moaning at Snotters/Wil to fix stuff.
( rob, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:18, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:18, archived)

Which one are you again?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:19, archived)

i think he's bou

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:25, archived)

oh, fuck, no

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:36, archived)

Uggghhh
You again :(
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:19, archived)

I quite enjoy the panic attacks when it all falls over

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:20, archived)

Do you have the numbers of members?
Asking for a friend!!
my estimate is 2439 b3tans
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:22, archived)

Hard to tell.
There's loads of accounts but not all are active
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:24, archived)

some of mine certainly aren't

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:26, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:21, archived)

you can't shut us down it's /talk that pays for the shiny new tyres on your lamborghini

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:25, archived)

What is it about half a dozen middle aged men shouting 'spastic' that you find so valuable?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:18, archived)

If you have to ask, then you will never understand.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:32, archived)

funky motherfucker will not be told to gunterstand

(Purple Tower, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:41, archived)

if you understand, you will never have to ask

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:46, archived)

That's very offensive language

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:08, archived)

Shut up you mong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:05, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 21:23, archived)