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Is it though?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:11, archived)
YAY!
Well done sn0tters👏
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:12, archived)
No worries
It was my fuck up in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:13, archived)
go fuck an egg up your arse

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:14, archived)
Does it have to be up my arse before I fuck it?

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:15, archived)
if you want to properly enjoy the experience, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:16, archived)
Ok I'm off to give it a go

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:19, archived)
don't forget to boil the egg first
and yourself
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:27, archived)
What did you do?!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)
I'm not quite sure yet
It was a part of moving to PHP 8.1, the script that handles new posts was updated last week somehow randomly stopped working this afternoon. Looking in to it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:25, archived)
Have I missed something
Drink, hash and babysitting has that effect
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:14, archived)
it's not babysitting if it's your own kid
it's parenting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)
Seems to be working again
Sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:10, archived)
You will be...

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:14, archived)
Bumshits!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:47, archived)

no really it's quite serious. please prescribe a cure immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:47, archived)
drink bleach

(piss and shit, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:59, archived)
Patience?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)
a wrap of billy carefully inserted into the anus

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:15, archived)
As the official shit /talk GP I prescribe a nappy
And a bum jappy of billy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:12, archived)
just testing

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:09, archived)
/talk is finally being ended
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:50, archived)
So where are we meant to go for random insults?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 13:59, archived)
X, you bumbling flid

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:03, archived)
https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/
www.scope.org.uk/donate/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:05, archived)
not clicking that, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:06, archived)
Might contain crippling guilt?
Might contain traces of humanity?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:15, archived)
You try so hard to put yourself above others. It's an ugly reflection of your insecurities.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:21, archived)
I am clicking this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:25, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:29, archived)
I'm not trying in the slightest.
You think that you are rising above me by defending Nazis, racists, ablists, homophobes, misogynists, etc. It is by far your most bafflingly stupid personality trait.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:27, archived)
No, I have others more baffling
1) Can independently raise either eyebrow
2) Can identify the country and region of origin of a specific type of wood by its scent when heated
3) William Basinski
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:31, archived)
Your olfactory dendrological skill impresses me.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:47, archived)
Expensive and difficult to acquire, utterly useless to possess, from most perspectives at least

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:53, archived)
Not useless at all.
It's a very valuable skill in the antiques trade.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)
Well I've seen Bargain Hunt if that's what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)
I'm going to go ahead and presume that's gay slang.
In a positive and empowering way, obviously, because being gay is fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)
your reflection is ugly though

(Purple Tower, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:11, archived)
maybe, but I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:40, archived)
you see brb when you look in the mirror?
that's fucking terrifying
(Purple Tower, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 16:46, archived)
I'd try to trace this conversation back to see where it all got away from me but I'm actually in worse shape now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:09, archived)
that's coz it's a hall of mirrors
now do you see?
(Purple Tower, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 18:16, archived)
I am a vampire and
I have no reflection.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 19:58, archived)
I guess we'll be moving back to /board then, should be fun, won't be, should be tho.
Used to be
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:26, archived)
We do have a right laugh here don’t we

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:33, archived)
Well yeah, we do don't we.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:39, archived)
Once yeah
2009 I think
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:42, archived)
[citation needed]

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)
I have a crib in Second Life
We can hang out there and do sex things with limpets
Lol limp
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:40, archived)
Will there be Serious Internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:42, archived)
Of course
The Internet is a serious thingy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:43, archived)
Sounds great, sign me up!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:43, archived)
Oh yeh, who sez?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:37, archived)
I can't say
(H****r).
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 15:03, archived)
Morning comrades
Might invade Norfolk this morning
Or Norway I get confused over the two
What you up to today?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:25, archived)
Might just chill til the mand wares off
wears? wares? one of them
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:43, archived)
Wears

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:52, archived)
nah I think it's wares

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:54, archived)
Nah, deffo wears m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:33, archived)
where's?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:46, archived)
Wares? Where?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:25, archived)
Be quiet
And play with traffic
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:28, archived)
Wires

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:27, archived)
wares wally

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:06, archived)
warez

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:49, archived)
i haven't slept and there's plenty of accelerants left

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:33, archived)
working

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:51, archived)
morning queefs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)
Yo bro

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:56, archived)
Don't overdo it please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:29, archived)
19hrs this week
Quite enough
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:58, archived)
Haha imagine someone made it look like you wrote wanking, that would be well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:52, archived)
Walking lols
I lolled at wanking
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 10:11, archived)
Haha, it really would!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:57, archived)
morning, just back from a very wet run
might molest a muskrat for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:51, archived)
Try wanking a walrus
Lol wanking
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 10:12, archived)
Going to the cinema again later
Film was sold out last night, so we ended up in the pub instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 10:29, archived)
What you off to see?
Do not go the Barbie thing Ì was dragged to watch it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 10:46, archived)
Meg 2
The local cinema is showing the meg, barbie and oppenheimer. They said this is the busiest weekend they've had in 30 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 12:25, archived)
https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/
www.scope.org.uk/donate/
Alt: Ostagazuzulum
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 21:11, archived)
Shove a can of chickpeas up your arse and burp out the houmous

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 22:10, archived)
Alt: bollocks button

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 22:21, archived)
Dumb cunty shit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 22:42, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 23:11, archived)
( ´･ω･)っ✂╰⋃╯

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 0:18, archived)
⤵️🚽

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 0:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 0:48, archived)
➕🪓

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 0:52, archived)
dozer's got a new tune out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly2cJu7r-f8&ab_channel=MrDubmaster
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:40, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 18:27, archived)
GFSC

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 18:32, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Aug 2023, 18:41, archived)
I'm not the Upsetter, i'm the upsettest.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 18:44, archived)
STREETLIFE

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 18:45, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/99401/1691072709/Crescent.jpg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 20:36, archived)
Spastic cunts

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:22, archived)
+doo doo, doo-doo doo-doo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:32, archived)
Cuntbusters?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:43, archived)
That reminds me
N-Dubz have a new album out
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:34, archived)
🤡📯

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:40, archived)
Tulisa y/n/o

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 18:28, archived)
Why, is she available for hire?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Aug 2023, 19:08, archived)
Hiya!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 0:47, archived)
Bit rude tbh
How about hello,?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:54, archived)
how about
"It's the fakkin' weekend mates!"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:08, archived)
TAINTSCABS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:20, archived)
BALLHONK

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:42, archived)
Your score: 5 / 7 Carried Away by a Moonlight Shadow
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66394558
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 12:39, archived)
3/7 Dark Side of the Moon

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 12:55, archived)
4/7
No Sheep Till Buxton
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 12:59, archived)
4/7 spastic cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:00, archived)
2/7 anal seepage

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:12, archived)
4/7 bell cheddar

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:23, archived)
Gorgonzola lols

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:27, archived)
1/7 poo sniff

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:27, archived)
hello fellow know-nothing

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:30, archived)
I spent all night revising as well

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:35, archived)
No this though, eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:28, archived)
1/7, hermit with a heron
It wasn't until his elder years that he lifted it once during an interview, the only time he did so in his entire life.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:29, archived)

r l
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 14:00, archived)
Eldel

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 15:23, archived)
+weiss

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 15:53, archived)
helon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:17, archived)
+ is it me you’re looking for

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:18, archived)

e usk
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 18:46, archived)
5/7=0.7142857142857143

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 14:01, archived)
1/15 gnome with a hardon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 14:09, archived)
"He's a gnome with a, big hardon, yeah he's a gnome with a, big hardonnnn"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:35, archived)
"He's got you and me brother, on his dong..."

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:36, archived)
4/7

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 14:38, archived)
no you have to say a thing

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:44, archived)
hullo penii'ii, Queef Richard's is here, panic over guy's
I'm working all weekend, but that's fine by me. u?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:09, archived)
might wang chung a walrus

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:27, archived)
"According to the aquarium, this was the first time such heightened mating behavior was witnessed between the two manatees." Because everyone usually looks away.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)
It’s like arm wrestling, but with your feet. The battle takes place on a specially built podium, or “toedium”

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:30, archived)
A guy once walked in to a pharmacy I was working in
and asked if we had any painkillers, because he had "like toothache, but it's in my head" [points to forehead].
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:34, archived)

www.cnn.com/2019/08/01/asia/india-boy-teeth-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

"The sac was removed. You can think of it as a kind of balloon with small pieces inside.”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:31, archived)
yeah, but some of those 'teeth' are 0.1mm long, he's hardly a velociraptor

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:16, archived)
I feel you're purposely missing the obvious point. If even one of those tiny teeth was growing inside your forehead it would cause terrible toothache.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 18:26, archived)
Might have fun tonight

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:48, archived)
Not with that attitude

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:31, archived)
I’ll wang your chung for 50p

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:52, archived)
50p wang
that's chung sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:01, archived)
Going to see meg 2 tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:59, archived)
sm+

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 12:06, archived)
seesmmeg yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:39, archived)
I was busy for one day. And come back to mayhem.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 8:27, archived)
Poor you
Would you like a nice one cuppa and a Kit Kat?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 8:32, archived)
I guess that just goes to show that you should never come back.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 8:58, archived)
Personally I would ban him, suspend his account and throw poo at his windows

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:21, archived)
+ kill himself

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:46, archived)
Well that goes without saying!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:16, archived)
It's fucking CHAOS
What are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:30, archived)
b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:35, archived)
Please, go to your nearest multi storey car park, get the lift up to the top floor, then throw yourself off it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:38, archived)
Why get the lift?
Use the stairs hippy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:46, archived)
He needs all his energy for throwing himself off the top. He needs as much height and distance as possible.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:56, archived)
But it's August, not May

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 9:59, archived)
Brian August
Theresa August
For in that sleep of death what dreams august come
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:20, archived)
GFSC

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 10:22, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 7:21, archived)
Friday woo Friday yay!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 8:17, archived)
Everybody Wang Chung tonight
alt: get fucked spastic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 16:49, archived)
Wang Chung is for the children

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 17:02, archived)
I'm wanging my chun as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 17:03, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 17:04, archived)
GUNTSMELL

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 17:07, archived)
classic Wang Chung thread

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 17:52, archived)
Like this video
youtu.be/FHbdIOXh14w
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 18:46, archived)

www.scope.org.uk/donate/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 15:32, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/99401/1691072709/Crescent.jpg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 15:36, archived)
360 no scope

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 15:37, archived)

www.scoop.org.uk/donate/
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 15:42, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt thread

Get fucked spastic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:13, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:13, archived)
Get fucked you spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:14, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:23, archived)
are you having mash, peas and gravy with your faggot?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:04, archived)
It's the only way

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:07, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 13:48, archived)
Get spastic fucked cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:23, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:24, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt
You know, in the James Brown style.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:28, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:28, archived)
Rick James

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:33, archived)
Ric Flair

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:33, archived)
Woo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:33, archived)
+yay
Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:23, archived)
Houpla!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 12:43, archived)
I'm slightly spasticated already

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:41, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:42, archived)
horbs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:43, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:22, archived)
Give me a second series, ya spastic cunt!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 10:47, archived)
haha, classic, I love 'The Office'!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:22, archived)
That's what she said!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 13:56, archived)
Well this raises more questions than it answers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:04, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:23, archived)
get spastic cunt fucked

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:36, archived)
GET YOUR SPASTIC CUNT FUCKED HERE, FIVE PAAAHNDS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:42, archived)
Get fucked you fucking stupid fucking spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 11:35, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 12:00, archived)
I have clicked all of these and expect others to do the same

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 12:44, archived)
Great work team

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 13:05, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 13:49, archived)
Wilko? More like Will Go...
...into administration!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 14:19, archived)

Wilko? More like Will Go...
...into administration!

Get fucked spastic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 14:46, archived)
I had the most wonderful dream last night, everything is clear to me now - you know, we don't have undermine each other here, we can actually lift each other up, my friends!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 15:16, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 15:18, archived)
Go back to Massachusetts, Pinko!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 15:19, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 8:12, archived)
morning 2: arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 8:38, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 8:39, archived)
Go morning yourself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 8:46, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 9:09, archived)
Get fucked spastic cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 9:22, archived)
early morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 5:36, archived)
early morning reply

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 5:50, archived)
another classic morning thread

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 6:43, archived)
bread and butter b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 6:48, archived)
🧻

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 6:52, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 7:34, archived)
Anyone want a cuppa?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 22:41, archived)
Fancy earning 35 grand?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 22:56, archived)
Do I get to see your bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 23:09, archived)
like in that place nobody likes called Bumcorn

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 23:54, archived)
Fuckinellhg

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:56, archived)
Ah yes, a Mahavishnu Orchestra classic

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 16:58, archived)
What's this got to do with salma hayek's knobtits?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 17:39, archived)
Why should anytinhg have anytinhg to do with anytinhg?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 17:49, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:07, archived)
tosser go away

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:40, archived)
alrightl

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:10, archived)
I couldn't remember if I'd googled her, so I did
I've seen two films she's been in and have no opinion on her knobtits.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:43, archived)
They're nearly as impressive as Ian Botham's footbum.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:43, archived)
Or poor old Marvin Gaye's facerectum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:57, archived)
He heard it on the analgrapevine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 20:06, archived)
Even if you knobtits, she probably knobn'tits

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 21:06, archived)
Is this a Lord of The Rings reference?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 21:23, archived)
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
-hobbits +knobtits
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 0:29, archived)
Which Decepticon wears a red baseball cap?
MAGAtron!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:09, archived)
Kill yourself, then delete your account

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:31, archived)
Remember what happened last time

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:41, archived)
Of course.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:21, archived)
Hey, fucknut, leave them dribs alone

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 21:03, archived)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:11, archived)
agreeing with brb here, might kill myself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:49, archived)

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