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COONCHEESE
not really, hullo. Busy weekend ahead? I'm working haha strikey wanking!! Lol!!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:51, archived)
Might arseboon an aardvark

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:51, archived)
I'm busy recruiting clowns

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:54, archived)
all of them

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:57, archived)
Staring

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:59, archived)
Can I be one?
I've my own red nose and meat cleaver
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:23, archived)
Can you stare fluently in Italian?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:42, archived)
GUNTWANK

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:02, archived)
Easily J. G. Thirlwell's fourth-best side project, that.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)
Might fist a finch

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:08, archived)
That Value Spaghetti doesn't shift itself

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:22, archived)
Music Meetup tomorrow in Dalston
got Sunday free. Tempted to take the motorbike out for a spin if it's not raining.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:50, archived)
Don't they spin better when it is raining?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:58, archived)
Particularly if it's raining oil.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:06, archived)
Al-Fallujah?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:35, archived)
this is vg

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:06, archived)
Morning

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:02, archived)
Morning.
Thank bollocks itโ€™s Friday
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:26, archived)
You got that bollocks feeling?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)
No, it's gone, gone, gone

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:13, archived)
Whoa whoa whoa

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:24, archived)
Baby baby, bollocks to my knees for you

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:32, archived)
Tap, tap, tap

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)
Bollocks On My Mind

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:54, archived)
the guitarist on Friday On My Mind was the older brother of Angus and Malcolm Young of AC/DC

WOW THAT'S RIVETING QUEEF DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE FASCINATING YARNS
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:58, archived)
Favourite AC/DC song?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:30, archived)
Crazy Nights

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:35, archived)
2nd most key changes in a single song ever
Second only to Dizzy by Tommy Roe.

Fact*

*I just made this up but it might be
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:54, archived)
Any of them, they're all the same

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:43, archived)
THEN YOU LIKE THEM ALL

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:32, archived)
ALL OF THEM

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)
HA!

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)
POLIGEN HA

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:53, archived)
KASTO KASTO KRUT

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:03, archived)
Thunderstruck

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:12, archived)
Thunderstruck is in my top 5
But who made who is my favourite
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:22, archived)
Brian Johnson was better than Bon Scott
I don't care who this offends
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)
also, your nan gave me a 'Brian Johnson' last Christmas

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:09, archived)
bit racist

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:43, archived)
Only a bit though

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)
ELLODEREMON
www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-13/coon-cheese-changes-name-cheer-racist-slur-stephen-hagan/13053524
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:00, archived)
Cheer

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:03, archived)
Cheer

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:05, archived)
Coon Cheese has been renamed Cheer Cheese after a long campaign by activists who said it had racist connotations, says spokesperson John KKKlark.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)

Edward William Coon (31 July 1871 โ€“ 12 January 1934) was an American produce merchant and cheesemaker, who patented a cheese-ripening process that eschewed pasteurization, instead retaining the live bacteria to produce a cheese that was said to be more easily digested and have a more attractive flavor. His cheese-making process and name were drawn into the media spotlight in the wake of a controversy surrounding the name of the Australian Coon cheese.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:42, archived)

Cheese processed at the facility was done so in line with Coon's 1926 patent and produced a cheese described as taking on a "sharp, nippy taste which improves its quality". The cheese was marketed as "COON-Sharp Cheese".
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:45, archived)
COON cheese is a bit nippy eh

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:48, archived)
velly solly m8

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:44, archived)
They should have changed it to Queer Cheese, the old switcheroo

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:49, archived)
Non-binabrie

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:51, archived)
EmMENtal

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:54, archived)
Manshaggo

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:56, archived)
lol

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:02, archived)
Cottaging Cheese

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:56, archived)
Queerk

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:58, archived)
:(

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)
Peckeranal

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:00, archived)
Wensleydalewinton

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:00, archived)
Mini-Babybellend
(one for spanishfly, that)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:06, archived)
Peckerino, for the less-than-generously-endowed.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:07, archived)
good morning

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:48, archived)
Tits

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:57, archived)
morning
Passed my final financial planning exam.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:15, archived)

fia
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:23, archived)
annancial

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:05, archived)
Do you get a sticker and a lollipop?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:42, archived)
An injection in the bot bot

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:48, archived)
Meat injection lol from a clown

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:01, archived)
Smokey Robinsonzzz

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:32, archived)
Where has Nadine Dorries gone?
Long time passing.
Where has Nadine Dorries gone?
Long time ago.
Where has Nadine Dorries gone?
The papers kicked her, every one.
Oh, When will you ever learn?
Oh, When will you ever learn?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:24, archived)
She's on GB News, no wonder nobody's seen her

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:26, archived)
I thought she was still ensconced in Boris Johnson's anus

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:03, archived)
She's done what with a scone now?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:26, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:39, archived)
That Argos advert with the dinosaur and doll fuck it creeps me out
That doll is an evil looking thing smug too
(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:45, archived)
Clowns

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:47, archived)
ALL the other tables

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:47, archived)
Pediophobia is no laughing matter

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:55, archived)
Morning

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:55, archived)
Alright

(, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:02, archived)
I'm Super fucking Sage cunting Northcutt

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:14, archived)
Cut it out looking at me
Creepy red nosed cunt with your Skoda that holds 20 of your kind
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:25, archived)
All of the other tables

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:45, archived)
I'm Super fucking Sage cunting Northcutt Also

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:33, archived)
Fucking hell you're me!

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:46, archived)
WRONG ACCOUNTS

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:46, archived)
Can you crush an apple with your bare arseboon?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:47, archived)
Only if I clench my dilbaro

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 19:03, archived)
Oh my god, dreamboat! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:44, archived)
Super fucking cunting dreamboat

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:46, archived)
Super Ricky the fucking Dragon cunting Steamboat

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:51, archived)
That's very funny

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 22:48, archived)
It's not a dream about a boat!

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:47, archived)
No you're not, stop lying

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:46, archived)
I fucking am

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:46, archived)
Man of god , athletic, humble , sick ground skills . What more can you ask for ?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:49, archived)
Accounting software is a bit boring tbh

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 19:09, archived)
Sage 2: The Quickening

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 21:04, archived)
Best of all the herbs

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 20:33, archived)
You ignore parsley, rosemary and thyme
Bit racist tbh
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 20:46, archived)
Garfunkel yourself

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 21:03, archived)
I dunno, mint is pretty reem, I reckon.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 21:12, archived)
Not cres

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 21:17, archived)
Alright ian

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 23:11, archived)
SUCK MY BALLS

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 23:13, archived)
It didn’t take the first time.
Cunt
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 23:32, archived)
You got...9/15
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/aug/10/the-guardian-thursday-quiz-general-knowledge-topical-news-trivia-120
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:44, archived)
Gnome with a hardon

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:54, archived)
Just staring at you

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:00, archived)
Tap, tap, tap

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:00, archived)
Not clicking that in case it's still compiled by that tryhard lolwaki cunt

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:56, archived)
Miserycunt?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:11, archived)
Take your fucking pick around here

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:12, archived)

+r
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 15:39, archived)
it is

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 16:05, archived)
9/15 mingetits

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:03, archived)
5/15 We hope you had fun – let us know how you got on in the comments! FUCK YOU, MARTIN BELM. FUCK YOU.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:12, archived)
Come over here Martin I'm going to grease Ron From Sparks' head and shove it up your fucking ass while Willow The Fucking Cunt pisses in your face

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:13, archived)
And the clowns all STARE

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:19, archived)
FEASTING

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:19, archived)
tap, tap, tap

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:23, archived)
Fred Astaire on the dating circuit

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:35, archived)
Bravo!
To the populous page
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:37, archived)

Who is the most popular now?
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 15:36, archived)
That superficially resembled comedy, but was oddly lacking any actual humourous content.
/board, I mean.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 15:48, archived)
I turned it off when I saw it was the same comedian as the
one mocking autism from the other day.

It seems like it's either anti-comedy or comedy for truly bad people.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 16:15, archived)
What I'm taking from this is that you think mocking autism is either anti-comedy or comedy for truly bad people, but you don't know which, fair enough
but I don't get how you know that the options are limited to either anti-comedy or comedy for truly bad people if you can't even say which of those options you believe it has resolved to. I mean, you're only considering two, would it be too much to commit to one of the two options you've allowed?
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:25, archived)
look you need to choose quickly or someone might decide for you

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:27, archived)
Ok so you're referred to the guy as a comedian, so you can't believe it's anti-comedy, otherwise you would refer to him as an anti-comedian
So you must think it's comedy for truly bad people. See, that wasn't difficult was it?
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:36, archived)
Fuck you

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:46, archived)
Might reply to some of this later.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:48, archived)
Tap, tap, tap

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:05, archived)
๐ŸคกโŒจ๏ธ

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:34, archived)
America, you mean

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:21, archived)
Just staring at you

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:08, archived)
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 18:33, archived)
10/10

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 16:34, archived)
6/15 Listrac-Médoc

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 15:22, archived)
11/15 WINNING

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 16:24, archived)
13/15

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 16:45, archived)

oohh great I love a topical quiz
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:04, archived)
alright vlad

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:16, archived)
mongychops!!!!!!! :-D

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:37, archived)
+r
UmBongo!
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:16, archived)
that's the stuff

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 17:38, archived)
Good afternoon Vietnam

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:02, archived)
Just staring at you

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:05, archived)
+r bollocks

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:05, archived)
And for this I will kill you

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:09, archived)

ll +ss
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:22, archived)
wiss? idgi

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:28, archived)
The guy's a fucking retard what do you expect?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:33, archived)
I expect him to die

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:35, archived)
Better call Super fucking Sage cunting Northcutt

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:50, archived)
Mr Bond

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)
the South African president repeatedly publicly states he wants to kill all white people

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:05, archived)
I see nothing wrong with this

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:06, archived)
sounds fair

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:06, archived)
Do you think he could fit it in tomorrow morning?
Maybe over Teams.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:10, archived)
Your teammates are trying to kill you

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:12, archived)
Wouldn't you?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)
Let’s take this offline

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:29, archived)
b3ta, you mean.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 16:17, archived)
No-one keeps their election promises tho

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:22, archived)
Just off to Cambodia for our hols

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:22, archived)
Alright Jello Biafra

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:26, archived)
Always good to recharge the batteries

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:30, archived)
Don't forget to pack a wife.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:40, archived)
I get mail order ones
Like Ting Ting
La and La too
Lol Tellyfatties
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:58, archived)
Alright Paul Gadd

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:07, archived)
Wanna be in my gang?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:18, archived)
Chain?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:22, archived)
BRB KLAXON!!!

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:28, archived)
Fish amok is fucking amazing
/queef
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:30, archived)
-fish +running

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:47, archived)
Cheers

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:39, archived)
Cheers ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿ†

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:43, archived)
He paid someone 35 grand to watch ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ†

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:49, archived)
10k bonus if they don't ๐Ÿคฎ

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:48, archived)
Good afternoon

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:58, archived)
Xin chào

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:02, archived)
Fair to middling ta

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:19, archived)
YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:31, archived)
Clickin’ dis

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 14:00, archived)
morning

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 6:34, archived)
HIYA!

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 7:39, archived)
Fuck of spastic

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)
Wingzzz

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:08, archived)
Mmmmnnnnneeeeuuuggghhhhbb

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:22, archived)
Super fucking Sage cunting Northcutt

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:23, archived)
Dobroye utro comrade Huw

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 7:51, archived)
Nice bit of UKHH on the sennheisers

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)
Snoopy Dog Dog on your record player?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:03, archived)
Skitz & Phi Life Cypher

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:06, archived)

Life mosis
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:07, archived)
"I'm a bigger threat to your life than a Muslim to Salman Rushdie" just made me lol

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:10, archived)
Kharkiv International Airport?
Are you sure that's safe?
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:06, archived)
Safe as beans yo

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:08, archived)
morning Hue

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:09, archived)
GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
because Huแบฟ (pronounced "whey") is a city in Vietnam. I've been there.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:16, archived)
Did some kid napalm your neck?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:22, archived)
I love the smell of napalm in the

morning
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:55, archived)
afternoon

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)
There was an American Jewish girl travelling with us,
every time we got our passports checked they took a very long time to stare at hers while frowning.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:57, archived)
Busy blaming her for the death of Jesus no doubt

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:00, archived)
The tour leader was a guy with long hair and a beard, who said "people call me JC" so we all just called him Jesus.
It was funny hearing the Jewish New Yorker yelling "has anyone seen Jesus? I'm trying to find Jesus."
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:05, archived)
+ to kill him, obviously

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:05, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_syndrome
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:44, archived)
Sounds like the beginning of a limerick
There was an American Jew
She didn't know what to do...
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:27, archived)
She ate a locust
And then her mom cussed
On the phone because "not Kosher, you!"

/this actually happened
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:37, archived)
Sorry, I have belatedly realised that I should have replied to this post with YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 11:41, archived)
Yes, yes you should

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:08, archived)
DIARRHOEA!!

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 10:29, archived)
Bum beer
Bum beer
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 10:38, archived)
Cum fear
Cum fear
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 10:52, archived)
Cum ear
Lol ear
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 11:12, archived)
Swimmers ear

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 11:31, archived)
+ch
He is busy with Rachel
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)
That fucking pony faced milkman can fuck off

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:15, archived)
Pony faced milkman
Lol I must remember that
(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:21, archived)
Semen Khaidenko?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:26, archived)
who's asking?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:33, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:35, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:35, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:36, archived)
Cheers Cheers

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:37, archived)
Cheers

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:38, archived)
Cheers?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:38, archived)
No

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:39, archived)
diggety

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:48, archived)
Staring at you

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:49, archived)
tapping their big feet in their big shoes, tap, tap ,tap, tap

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:56, archived)
Evening conversation has finally hit an all time low
Congrats comrades!
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 21:02, archived)
ALL THE OTHER TABLES

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 21:05, archived)
Periodic?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 21:32, archived)
Turn?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 21:33, archived)
(โ•ฏ อ ° อŸส– อก°)โ•ฏโ”ปโ”โ”ป

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 21:56, archived)
๐Ÿคกโ”ณโ”โ”ณ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคกโ”ณโ”โ”ณ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคกโ”ณโ”โ”ณ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคกโ”ณโ”โ”ณ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคกโ”ณโ”โ”ณ๐Ÿคก

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 21:55, archived)
๐Ÿ‘ž ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿฅฟ ๐Ÿ‘ก ๐Ÿ‘ข ๐Ÿ‘ 

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 21:57, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 22:03, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 22:14, archived)
Cheers

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 1:18, archived)
No thanks

(, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:33, archived)
Were you a dancer for something called a “LIZZO”
Did it do bad things to you?
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 19:56, archived)
I first worked with Lizzo as a footman, I had to call her "your majesty" and bring her orphan babies to eat

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:32, archived)
I had to procure those orphan babies
Not easy meat, I can tell you
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:37, archived)
We've all suffered terribly :(

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:58, archived)
Good evening.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 17:32, archived)

Standing beneath the tree during rain will cause blistering of the skin from mere contact with this liquid: even a small drop of rain with the milky substance in it will cause the skin to blister. Burning the tree may cause ocular injuries if the smoke reaches the eyes. Contact with its milky sap (latex) produces bullous dermatitis, acute keratoconjunctivitis and possibly large corneal epithelial defects.

Although the fruit is potentially fatal if eaten, no such occurrences have been reported in the modern literature.Ingestion can produce severe gastroenteritis with bleeding, shock, and bacterial superinfection, as well as the potential for airway compromise due to edema.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 17:39, archived)
Alright mofaha calm down

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 17:54, archived)
Sorry, I got carried away there
Forgot which one was me again.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 17:55, archived)
Mr Tickle?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 18:02, archived)
He's dead

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 18:04, archived)
WRONG ACCOUNT

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:23, archived)
Shit

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:38, archived)
tb;dc

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 21:58, archived)
You fucking wanker's thread
Alright you fucking wanker's?
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:35, archived)
just booking things in Naples for my 50th next month
going to go here on the actual day
www.thefork.co.uk/restaurant/palazzo-petrucci-ristorante-r51601

looks fucking gr8
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:40, archived)
you fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:40, archived)
Beat me to it.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:46, archived)
You fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:46, archived)
You fucking Wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:40, archived)
you fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:22, archived)
You fucking fucking wanker wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:46, archived)
you fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:21, archived)
I'm going to book all the other tables that night and fill them with clowns

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:06, archived)
Just staring at you

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:06, archived)
Clowns

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:06, archived)
you fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:22, archived)
staring at you, at YOU

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:53, archived)

staring at you, at +FUCKING WANKER
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:11, archived)
MODS!

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:13, archived)
staring at you

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 17:11, archived)
ALL the other tables

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 17:40, archived)
fuckin clowns

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 20:34, archived)
you fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:21, archived)
Ronald Mc Donald and his family all gurning at you

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:57, archived)
lol old
lold
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:48, archived)
you fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:54, archived)
YFW

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:08, archived)
That ain't the KFC website

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:55, archived)
sounds great
I'll see you there!
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 17:31, archived)
Jamie DEID more like!!

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:02, archived)
you fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:21, archived)
You grey haired Gareth Hale cunt

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:24, archived)
alright
You fucking wanker, I mean
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:48, archived)
you fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:06, archived)
You fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:57, archived)
YOU fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:07, archived)
what?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:07, archived)
you heard

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:11, archived)

heard fucking wanker
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380461
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:24, archived)
+ you fucking wanker

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380680
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:48, archived)
I haven't fucking wanked in years

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 17:32, archived)
Bollocks.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 19:26, archived)
The fuck is syntax?
No. The fuck is the fuck.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:20, archived)
2waki4me

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:22, archived)
This is grammar Nazism, not waki.
Try to keep up.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:45, archived)
Bollocks

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:46, archived)
The fuck is bollocks!

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:51, archived)
Bollocks is the bollocks

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:52, archived)
You seem to be under the impression that it can't be both.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:56, archived)
You seem to be under the impression that your subjective experience defines my objective reality.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:01, archived)
Are you a sardine?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:04, archived)
^Waki
The fuck is quick as a flash, Stew.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:06, archived)
Is a flash stew when it rains stew and people can't eat enough stew and there are dumplings for sandbags and stew everywhere?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)
No, it's when a bunch of stews congregate at a pre-arranged time in a public place and stew at people

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:19, archived)
How very noighties

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:37, archived)
oh jesus christ almoighties

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:58, archived)
POTATOES AND JESUS THAT'S NOT A CHAIR

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:02, archived)
It's true. I'm a mid-west girl and I love my potatoes!
I found out one day that they are carbs. My heart was sad!
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:05, archived)

tagged with humility
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:18, archived)
I didn't read much of it, don't have a bucket nearby

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:22, archived)
What's what I wear to bed, to be sure

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:21, archived)
Likewise.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:19, archived)
The fuck is the joke, you fuck.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:37, archived)
alright /board

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:42, archived)
clearly not

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:03, archived)
lol*
* not lol
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:11, archived)
The fuck is drimble?
If he's disappeared again I'm going to find the last person he spoke to and I'm going to persecute them
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:26, archived)
The only mercy you will receive is the letters M E R C Y carved into your face with a bread knife

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:29, archived)
Except that one time I did M R E C Y by mistake and had to cross it out and start over

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:30, archived)
Fuck you Glenn Benton

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:31, archived)
Fuck you Glenn Benton thread

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)
when he dies I'm going to type DIEcide, more like!! on OT.
Of course he's going to die when he's 33 like Jesus, isn't he? Only -23 years to go!
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:38, archived)
Which one is he now?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:31, archived)
If this is your fault for saying bollocks all the time I'm going to be disappointed

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)
Brb is dribble?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:44, archived)
๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ“ฏ

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:46, archived)
๐Ÿ† a ๐ŸŽ

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:48, archived)
โ”ณโ”โ”ณ ใƒฝ(เฒ ู„อœเฒ )๏พ‰

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:50, archived)
drimble is the fuck.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:55, archived)
Is it?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:07, archived)
I wondered that

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:57, archived)
๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ”Œ

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:43, archived)
RIP IN PEACE :(

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:47, archived)
4eva in our sewers

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:49, archived)
feel like pure shit just want Turtle Power back

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:06, archived)
Those two things are unconnected though

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:42, archived)
Can you prescribe something for both?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:52, archived)
vegetables

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:04, archived)
In the anus

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:19, archived)
if you knew, why did you ask?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:10, archived)
maybe on holiday?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:06, archived)
what?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:11, archived)
Given up on b3ta

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:08, archived)
Flounced again

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:39, archived)
You are?
Sad face :((
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:20, archived)
Living in a commune in Wales under the name of Susan

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:50, archived)
Haha, trans people!
/Huw
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:53, archived)
Susan Boyle y/n/bollocks
/Huw
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 13:57, archived)
Susan Boylocks
/maybe yours will catch on
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:04, archived)
why "under" a name? Surely "by", but it's always under.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:10, archived)
Have you every tried living by a name? It's pure hell, I can assure you

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:20, archived)
^ freeman on the land

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:27, archived)
-freeman on +windmill of

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:00, archived)
Well if you choose "Satan"...

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 15:56, archived)
dunno but he has l plates untill you click through, weird
b3ta.com/search/posts/100121
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:39, archived)
that's been a 'feature' of the site for ages.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:55, archived)
Fuck you thread

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 11:19, archived)

fuck you
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 11:29, archived)

fuck you
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 11:32, archived)
Fuck of spastic

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 11:31, archived)
Fuck you

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 11:33, archived)
Excellent use off English. Fuck your gibbon face.

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 14:13, archived)
Fuck you, Jehova's witnesses that have just been at my door
Bringing a child with you to try and guilt people into listening to your religious shite. Making a kid do that is practically abuse.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 11:36, archived)
Fuck them

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:03, archived)
children?
alright spanishfly
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:06, archived)
I think he also fucks Jehovah's witnesses

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:15, archived)
pretty sure they're fucked already, fixed number of places in heaven, too many JWs, but the only way to claim your place is to recruit more
Someone is fucking with those people, I suspect it isn't the creator of the universe or whatever though
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:19, archived)
The big reveal at the end is that it *is* the creator of the universe who's doing that, for shits and giggles

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:24, archived)
and my axe

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:26, archived)
one does not simply walk into heaven

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:48, archived)
Dude that's really fucking childish! "So what?"

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 12:49, archived)
Morning comrades
How goes it
:) or nyet so good
Sunbed wars after the Ukraine ffs
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 7:43, archived)
morning

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 7:55, archived)
Bollocks

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 8:55, archived)
Testes

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:15, archived)
Alright Dave

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:15, archived)
No real names please Domm

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:59, archived)
morning

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 8:02, archived)
Now then

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:15, archived)
๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ morning ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 8:13, archived)

morning paul
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 8:16, archived)
Cheers comrade

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:16, archived)
Morning
Had a decent sleep, feeling refreshed and ready to clean up
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 8:39, archived)
:)

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:16, archived)
Hiya

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:07, archived)
'lo

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:17, archived)
Spam email of the day:
Place This Herb Under Your Tongue To Destroy Skin And Nail Fungus
Put This Strong Spice In Your Shoes To Destroy Nail Fungus Fast
is.gd/T0B9fR

Yeah. No.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:14, archived)
I read email as smell
Lol spam smell
(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 9:18, archived)
FINALLY - ‘completed’ Testes
What repulsive mong have you bummed today?
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:29, archived)
Bollocks

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380543
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:56, archived)
in the bag!

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:30, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380542
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:57, archived)
I know you like making lines but you've gone too far this time.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:31, archived)
Brb

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:43, archived)
ok m8 sys

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:46, archived)
completed my wank by 2pm then went flopping it out for the rest of the day

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:44, archived)
-n +l
haha you like a quick walk do you lmfao
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 19:40, archived)
hahaha
happy birthday
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 19:44, archived)
thanks

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 21:14, archived)
Wop ya wad, wop ya wad wop ya wad on the counter

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 21:38, archived)
You've had a vasectomy?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:55, archived)
Just tried bell peppers, makes it quite sore

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 20:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380543
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 20:19, archived)
Your mum.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 22:24, archived)
He said productive

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 22:30, archived)
She is

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 23:24, archived)
what if "healing hands" was a real thing and a person who had healing hands hurt their hands well then they'd just automatically get better right?

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 1:04, archived)
FUCK

(, Wed 9 Aug 2023, 16:25, archived)
FINALLY - ‘completed’ Tetris.
What productive thing have you done today?
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 15:58, archived)
Your mum.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:00, archived)
I said productive

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:08, archived)
He said your mum

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:11, archived)
There’s a fucking bad echo in here

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:15, archived)
Your mum.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:17, archived)
Your mum.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:21, archived)
how can an echo be bad?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:42, archived)
If you want an anechoic chamber,
or if you hold a life affirming belief based on an erroneous fact about duck quacks, would be just 2 examples.
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:57, archived)
You tedious Bellend

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:09, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:20, archived)
These are valid examples, thank you

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:19, archived)
SURVEY SAYS NO

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:21, archived)
bad

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:32, archived)

bad
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:33, archived)

bad
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:53, archived)
Well that didn’t fucking work

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380520
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:56, archived)
Seconded

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:56, archived)
Turded

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:05, archived)
blasted out of the fucking wall
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAN0OCagHzQ
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:06, archived)
Tl:dw

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:09, archived)
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:43, archived)
I thought that was vg

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:32, archived)
The show is new to me, seems hit and miss so far

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:22, archived)
Not mad on US comedy on the whole
Apart from Rudy Ray Moore and R Pryor
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 19:03, archived)
Picked my nose
Scratched my arse
Watched foot the ball
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:37, archived)
Your Dad

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:14, archived)
You will be lucky. He was cremated two years ago.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:33, archived)
completed my work day by 2pm then went shopping for the rest of the day

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:21, archived)
You would say that

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:23, archived)
Buy any good Action Force figures?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:27, archived)
Razzle?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:33, archived)
Jonny Briggs?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:34, archived)
*trombones*

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:39, archived)
Nice

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:40, archived)
*rusty trombones*

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 17:49, archived)
You massive winner!
inn ank
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 18:58, archived)
Knobcheese thread
Hi knobcheese's
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 11:56, archived)
I miss RocketSurgeon :(

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:07, archived)
hi

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:00, archived)
๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:20, archived)
๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฉ

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:08, archived)
Alright two hats

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:06, archived)
alright

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:20, archived)
:(

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:46, archived)
:/

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:31, archived)
:*(

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:26, archived)
๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง€๐Ÿงต

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:09, archived)
There, he watches a white-faced mime troupe play pretend tennis without a ball, perhaps symbolising the absurd contest that all life is: a zero-sum game with an implacable opponent.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:18, archived)
What are you blathering on about now?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:28, archived)
It's my birthday

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:09, archived)
happy birthday m8

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:47, archived)
Cheers

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:53, archived)
Queef Richard's

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 16:25, archived)
It's my colleague's birthday today too.
And her twin sister's, but she died 3 years ago you insensitive cunt
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:15, archived)
well now, it's kk's half-birthday, she's 8th Feb

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:16, archived)
Tell your colleague I'm sorry, there was nothing I could do :(

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)
It's no wonder everybody dies if that's your attitude.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:26, archived)
He just said sorry for being an insensitive cunt

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:34, archived)
No no, I'm over that

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:43, archived)
Happy arse to you and bollocks
I meant happy birthday
Welcome to puberty
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:14, archived)
I don't feel comfortable talking about the sexual attributes of very young people with you

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:44, archived)
I don't at all blame you, after the whole Hexachordal episode.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 15:25, archived)
What is a Hexachordal?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 15:30, archived)
you turned the tables in a wrong way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 15:43, archived)
We need a cockwash thread to sort out the knobcheese
Paternity leave is ending I am back on Monday
Fuck I don't wanna return
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:28, archived)
I hope you managed to spend some quality time with the infant inbetween shitposting on here

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:36, archived)
I've had her down the pub for her first pint
And she's had a few cheeky lines so yeah
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:44, archived)
sniff it

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:01, archived)
sniff it good!

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:11, archived)
Babybel

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:49, archived)
Babyspice

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:15, archived)
Baby back ribs

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 19:41, archived)
morning

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 6:13, archived)
Have you ever considered a bit of billy down the japper?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 7:04, archived)
Man, I host the billyjapping parties

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 7:34, archived)
Can I come?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 9:16, archived)
That might be dangerous after all that billy, it'd knock a hole through the wall

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 9:24, archived)
Point taken
A comic nerd told me Superman and Lois Lane could never have kids as his Krypton jizz would knock a hole in her and just fly round the world
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 9:30, archived)
i thought it was because he was an alien and so his dna would be incompatible

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 10:02, archived)
If he has dna at all

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 10:06, archived)
DO NOT AMINO

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 10:09, archived)
AMINOT

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:18, archived)
Why are you assuming the composition of xeir genetic biochemistry?

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 10:06, archived)
He also explained about Dalek sex
I think he had problems
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 11:21, archived)
Well, if anyone knows about that sort of thing, it would be Superman.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:00, archived)
-Superman +mongy

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 13:11, archived)

A comic nerd told me I had the best wank of my life while considering that
(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:03, archived)
-Superman and Lois Lane +King Charles and Camilla

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 14:13, archived)
Hey, bit more respect here please, colonial boy.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 15:26, archived)
He's hardly a Brit, his dad was Beavis

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 15:45, archived)
have a great day, b3tards

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 7:54, archived)
Alright

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 9:55, archived)
Not you.

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 10:17, archived)
Fuck you spastic cunt

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 10:26, archived)
Needy wanker

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 10:33, archived)
You would know

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 11:07, archived)
This is terrible bullying of people who masturbate, you should kill yourself

(, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 11:26, archived)
Púshing thát knóbétté dówn thé bóárd
WITH MY KNOB.
(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 20:13, archived)
Top knobbing there, knobber

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 20:38, archived)
Excellent knobledge

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 20:46, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11397506
(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 22:39, archived)
You knobbled him a blinder

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 21:09, archived)
knobby holder mbe

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 21:20, archived)
None of you fuckers broke the place yet?

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 21:42, archived)
(โ€ฟห โ€ฟ)( อกโš† อœส– อกโš† )(โ€ฟห โ€ฟ)

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 22:15, archived)
Ooo
Cheeky
(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 23:00, archived)
That's acute accent you've got there.

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 21:56, archived)
Aw shucks

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 22:15, archived)
Pushing that knobee down the board

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 18:25, archived)
Hiyas xx

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 18:33, archived)
Hypersexual

(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 18:59, archived)
I'll help
But it's a bodge job and may not hold
(, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 19:10, archived)

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