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MERRY CRISPMAS!
o<|:o3
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:31, archived)
This is all my fault, I’m so very sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:35, archived)
Steam my bum, this is life

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:42, archived)
I steamed a steam in bums gone by

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:51, archived)
Steamer, you're nothing but a steamer, well can you put your hands in your bum? Oh no!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:52, archived)

Love life and laughter is all I believe
My savior is pure now because my lonely heart would bleed
I never learned how to hold love and stay strong to love
Now I close my eyes now and I'm steaming right where I bum
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:54, archived)

Sweet steams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for bumming

Some of them want to bum you
Some of them want to get bummed by you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:58, archived)
In the bumhole, the mighty bumhole,
The lion steams tonight
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:23, archived)
But I would steam five hundred bums, And I would steam five hundred more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:25, archived)
You're steamed bum that I want
You are steamed bum I want
Ooh ooh ohh
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:23, archived)
Brown bumhole, how come you steam so good?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:23, archived)

It's more than a steaming
(More than a steaming)
When I hear that old bum they used to play
(More than a steaming)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:26, archived)

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow steam away
In the wind of bum
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:30, archived)

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the steam of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, bum me up
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:31, archived)

Black hole bum
Won't you come
And steam away the rain?
Black hole bum
Won't you come
Won't you come?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:33, archived)
well-a, well-a, well-a, steamy bum, steamy bum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 0:25, archived)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!¡!!!¡!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:38, archived)
bang goes my theory that this was ssg

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:00, archived)
It's Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:13, archived)
Dead Van Dyke

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:05, archived)
Fuck. Off.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:14, archived)
I'm genuinely surprised to see this on the PP and that it was *not* a reply to spanishfly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:40, archived)
Good King Wenceslas looked out,
on the Bum of Stephen,
When the snow lay round about,
deep and crisp and steaming;
Brightly shone the moon that night,
tho’ the heat was cruel,
When a poor man steamed his bum,
gath’ring winter fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 8:53, archived)
Well that was fun wasn't it.
what else was fun?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 14:41, archived)
HITLER
Not really. He was a cunt, frankly
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 14:45, archived)
Woah! What did he do?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 14:58, archived)
He knows what he did

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 17:51, archived)
steam bummer

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 1:27, archived)
Bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 14:50, archived)
National Socialism.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 14:53, archived)
Fun house. It's in the name

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 14:58, archived)
ky chicken

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 15:20, archived)
Bum steaming

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 15:44, archived)
the man with the steaming bum

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 15:49, archived)
The spy who steamed my bum

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 15:52, archived)
you only steam bum

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 16:06, archived)
Never Say Steamed Bum Again

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 16:31, archived)
Live And Steam Bum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 16:57, archived)
No Bum to Steam

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 18:20, archived)
The Steaming Bumlights

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 18:21, archived)
On Her Majesty's Steaming Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 19:38, archived)
For Your Bum Steamily

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:15, archived)
A View To A Steamed Bum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:15, archived)
The Quantbum of Steamlice

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:19, archived)
Bumsteamer

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:19, archived)
Bumdersteam

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:21, archived)
Dr Bumsteam

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:24, archived)
Casteamo Bumyale

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:25, archived)
Bums, Steamed Bums, 007

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:32, archived)
Vodka martini, steamed, not bummed.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:37, archived)
oh miss steamybummy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:39, archived)
No Mr Bum, I expect you to steam!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:43, archived)
Steam your next bum carefully Mr. Bum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:11, archived)
Boy Three

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 17:25, archived)
Ky Moped

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 17:51, archived)
ky drummer

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 18:47, archived)
gus the bogeyman

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 18:49, archived)
gal nail infection

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 19:03, archived)
ko pops

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 19:17, archived)
I'm 50 years old
what the fuck am I doing?
(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 19:17, archived)
typing m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 19:30, archived)
What the fuck is anyone doing Jingles?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:24, archived)
Dunno, something to do with Billy and jappers?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:46, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=81596
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 19:35, archived)

www.dictionary.com/browse/fun
(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:12, archived)

Have fun, and if you can't have fun
Have someone else's fun
Cause someone sure had mine
They came in, now they're having a whale of a time
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:36, archived)
They are having a very large aquatic mammal of a time
what sort of time did you have? very large aquatic mammal thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:23, archived)
icular railway in Bergen

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 19:52, archived)
Fist of fuck

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:22, archived)
der an lightnin

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:30, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 6:30, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 6:34, archived)
Fuck you in the ear

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 9:24, archived)
^likes a bit of 'ear entry'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Dec 2025, 11:10, archived)
AKA aural sex.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 11:20, archived)
^addicted to lobe

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Dec 2025, 11:31, archived)
<s>o</s> u

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 11:55, archived)
robert palmerzzzzz

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 12:09, archived)
Yes, that was the intended reference, well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Dec 2025, 13:29, archived)
^ gonna have to facepalm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 13:29, archived)
Fuck off back to Ferenginar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 13:29, archived)
Iil Gerard

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 8:07, archived)
A miniature horse?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 9:48, archived)
Morning
I'm rather unwell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 8:35, archived)
alright I, how are your thumbs?

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 12:08, archived)
This time next week Christmas eve will be upon us!
Jingle those bell ends!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 8:57, archived)
Hi prick's
I think I'm going to leave my new job at Xmas. The owner is amazing and the produce is multi award winning and incredible. My immediate manager, however is such a fucking arsehole I can't abide it. He's also a Glaswegian dwarf with mahogany teeth lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:40, archived)
not that you asked

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:41, archived)
i also have a fucking nobhead at work
just took 3 weeks off to get away from the cunt and told them straight i'll ony come back if i have nothing to do with the narcissitic prat
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:43, archived)
^ shortarse Glaswegian.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:50, archived)
c u jimmy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 19:22, archived)
I heard they said the same about u, m(2^3).

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 16 Dec 2025, 19:10, archived)
this is too smart for me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 19:26, archived)
It's amazing how one single shitcunt can ruin your whole job eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 19:11, archived)
turns a good crack into complete misery
you're right to put your mental wellbeing first, there'll be other opportunities sans the wanker in the future if it still takes your fancy
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 19:20, archived)
ah that's a ballache

(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:54, archived)
Alright, Rod Stewart

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:58, archived)
no real shortarse 'scotsmen' please

(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 19:07, archived)
Alright Dean Martin

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 19:10, archived)
when your job is a crock
cos of one shitcunt jock
that's a ballache
(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 19:16, archived)
Alright Bonnie Tyler

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 1:28, archived)
and her powerful gravelly face

(piss and shit, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 14:08, archived)
sing until your throat aches

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:15, archived)
Speak to your boss before you take the plunge
He might be willing to ditch the manager and keep you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 22:27, archived)
Definitely worth a try

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 1:01, archived)
I'm sorry for you ears, the Weegie accent is the fucking worst.
I've lived in Dundee for 18 years, so I know my grating regional Scottish dialects.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 22:33, archived)
I don't care , burn it all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 1:47, archived)
Hi
I've eaten some mini stollen bites that had a dusting of icing sugar and now my desk looks like something out Scarface.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 14:41, archived)
Good afternoon.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 14:19, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 14:20, archived)
Gas yourself.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 14:32, archived)
Alright James Brown

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 14:35, archived)
No real godfathers plz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:41, archived)
the church over the road are doing bell ringing practise
I'm surprised to be enjoying it as I'm usually the sort to get all irritated by that kind of thing
(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 15:16, archived)
they've stopped now :(

(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 15:27, archived)
^ putting the 'camp' into 'campanology enthusiast'.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:09, archived)
^putting the 'finger' in underage children

(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:25, archived)
Oh yes, daily.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:38, archived)
how's runcorn these days?

(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 17:34, archived)
Total shithole

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:36, archived)
full of your fingers?

(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:54, archived)
Practice.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:08, archived)
good spot

(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:18, archived)
It's the same as 'advise' and 'advice' innit.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:38, archived)
And license and licence?
It had never really occurred to me before. Every day's a school day
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:46, archived)
Yeah.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:48, archived)
You can't be called Jingles and not like bells.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:08, archived)
Might be 'jingles' as in advertising jingles tho

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:10, archived)
I had not thought of that.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 16 Dec 2025, 17:07, archived)

www.findagrave.com/memorial/44344496/harry_stanley-keaton
(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:19, archived)
What’s one thing you’ll always remember when you think of Harry?
"Begins with H"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 17:37, archived)
hilfiger

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 21:38, archived)
Nothing like a good Peal Session.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 16 Dec 2025, 16:23, archived)
*applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:21, archived)
The Old Grey Mistle(toe) Test

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 16 Dec 2025, 18:28, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 7:23, archived)
Smeggy morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 7:52, archived)
Smeggnog

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 8:07, archived)
'tis the season

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 13:13, archived)
Momorning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 8:37, archived)
The Book Of Momorning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 13:14, archived)
momowlam

(piss and shit, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 13:42, archived)
Hello. My name is Nicholas Reiner. I killed my father. Prepare to die.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 9:48, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 19:00, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 19:04, archived)
good night

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 21:02, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 19:07, archived)
bedtime

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 21:02, archived)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 19:16, archived)
EVening

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 20:08, archived)
time to hit the hay

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 21:02, archived)
afternoon
-3c right now, -10 tonight
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 20:19, archived)
is it snowing? you could build an igloo
or some other sort of toilet
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 21:02, archived)
It's stopped snowing, there's maybe 2 inches, it's nothing, looks nice tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 21:08, archived)
at least now it's stopped snowing you won't have to worry avout spanishfly coming round

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 21:15, archived)
I don't understand what you've said there, does he only travel during snow?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 21:19, archived)
Finally a coherent argument in favour of global warming

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 22:43, archived)
or maybe just a warning about dodgy snowmen

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 1:50, archived)
Santa innit

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 17:59, archived)
2 inches is loads

(piss and shit, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 22:57, archived)
not even in legoland

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 23:51, archived)
I’m off to dreamland

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 21:03, archived)
night
afternoon, i mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 21:09, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 6:41, archived)
wet

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 6:58, archived)
Robbed Reiner :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:12, archived)
Yeah, like, what the hell, man?
Failed robbery?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:17, archived)
Murder/suicide, no?
Police are saying they aren't looking for a suspect.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:24, archived)
Killed by their son, apparently.
He's currently being questioned by police.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:41, archived)
JFC

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:57, archived)
He admitted it, apparently.
"Stabbed By Me," he said.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:00, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:04, archived)
I heard that he was paid to kill his father, the king of comedy.
The prince is bribed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:12, archived)
I hear he had his hearing in the last but one of twelve courts
he turned up to eleven
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 10:16, archived)
Inconceivable!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:26, archived)
The Corpse Bride

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:28, archived)
The Lifeless Bride

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:31, archived)
A Few Dead Men

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:58, archived)
This is Fatal Stab Wounds

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 9:20, archived)
This Is Final Tap :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:37, archived)
"These go to heaven"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:40, archived)
OK, this one's actually quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 12:10, archived)
I hear he spontaneously combusted

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 13:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8439220
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 14:40, archived)
sad face

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 13:20, archived)
So glad this forum is coming to its inevitable death.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 9:06, archived)

I've seen some festive logos on people's sigs. I think that means B3ta is saved.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 10:04, archived)
Yes, and if everyone can buy copies of the new Fesshole book for Christmas presents this year...
...there will be a lot of disappointed friends and relatives
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:18, archived)

I found my copy of the b3ta bumper book of sick jokes a few days ago.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 18:49, archived)
idgi

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 19:58, archived)
Hiya

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 10:15, archived)
HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:19, archived)
in b4 evening thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 15:30, archived)
pull my finger

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:29, archived)
it's too far

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:33, archived)
no it isn't you lazy piece of shit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:37, archived)

But you're so far away
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:40, archived)
i'm signing up to patreon right now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:43, archived)
No, MiseryCunt is just very small

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 22:38, archived)
alrite father ted

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 22:52, archived)
Alright Mrs Doyle

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 23:25, archived)
don't be a prick

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:38, archived)
be a dickin garden

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:41, archived)
can't help it m8
i've got prick's syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:42, archived)
it's dark here
∴ evening
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 16:21, archived)
Penis bulge

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:08, archived)
Spine Bugle
are in session tonight at the etc...
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:11, archived)
Is that a bulge caused by a penis
- or a bulge on a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:20, archived)
-penis +battle of the

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:22, archived)
Sympathy evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:12, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:19, archived)
I dint know till today that say a copper pipe will just meld into another copper pipe in a vacuum. The atoms will have no structure. Shits Cray

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:34, archived)
weird
I once saw a glass box where the sides had been so highly polished that when they were placed together they fused at the molecular level and couldn't be repositioned
(piss and shit, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 18:12, archived)
except with a hammer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:32, archived)
BALANITIS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 18:57, archived)
You b
itch
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Dec 2025, 19:30, archived)
"Treatment involves improving hygiene..." you're fucking doomed m8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:30, archived)
^ ghostwriter for Adrian Chiles

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 22:20, archived)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 23:38, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 7:21, archived)
Sympathy morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 8:17, archived)
no real mornings pls

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 9:31, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 9:41, archived)
Bon-DIE beach

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:02, archived)
Morning. On our way to the Gladiators live show in Birmingham and listening to a bit of Cece Peniston on the radio.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:09, archived)
Which bit?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:13, archived)
Lower rear

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:14, archived)
Finally

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:20, archived)
Which one's your favourite?
I like 'Wolf'. So cool.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:49, archived)
Not even in my top ten CeCe Peniston songs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:59, archived)
Gladiators Live Tour is a groundbreaking live event that propels the iconic Gladiators brand into a new era,
offering a fresh and exhilarating experience for fans. Brilliantly condensed into two hours of action, which you will never get back.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 13:59, archived)
Not to mention the 250 quid it cost

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:35, archived)

Do they still do the thing with the big cotton buds? And steroids?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:44, archived)
They did duel. Dunno about the steroids, some of them did seem quite angry

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:20, archived)
Morning!
It's crumpet day, I am cheerful.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:50, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 12:00, archived)

Alright Smegative ions.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 12:34, archived)
It isn't crumpet day, lose that smile

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:04, archived)

Jokes on you, I'm now entirely be-crumpeted.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:45, archived)
UNACCEPTABLE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:37, archived)
I haven't had a crumpet
But I have learned about bilateral gandromorphism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:15, archived)
What is that?
And can you have it with cheese?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:45, archived)
Half and half

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:53, archived)
no search results for 'gandromorphism'

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:52, archived)
"Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare condition where an organism is half male and half female, with the characteristics of each sex split down the middle of the body"
Christ, no one tell spanishfly or he’ll explode in a fit of rage
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:33, archived)
it's when you turn into a middle-earth wizard

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:36, archived)
half buried?

(piss and shit, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 16:52, archived)
Jamie Oliver talking about "stretching his meat" on Channel 4 now.
What's your signature dish?
(Planearm, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:05, archived)
Spotted Dick
Smothered in Bird's Custard

LOL tard
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:09, archived)
Calligraphy Cake

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:21, archived)
mine's more of a bowl

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:24, archived)
While the Buddha is supposed to have said many things, I now accept that "get down on it" was not one of them.
Looking into it a bit deeper with my new-found understanding, I can see now that he didn't even write the song ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:28, archived)
Thai green chicken curry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 18:48, archived)
munters dickin

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 20:05, archived)
I don't understand why they stopped calling it chicken cacciatore
Other than pandering to fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 23:05, archived)
Who are 'they' in this context?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 18:03, archived)
I beg your pardon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 0:40, archived)
i never munted you a dickin garden

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 0:58, archived)
Everyone should have a dickin garden

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 1:13, archived)
Horticockure

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 1:14, archived)
Cornershopzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 19:04, archived)
Zed's dead, baby

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:09, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Greene
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:09, archived)
Fleetwood in-the-muck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:15, archived)
somebody stopped him

(piss and shit, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:19, archived)
No life on Mars

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:18, archived)
Sair heid :'(

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 6:44, archived)
shouldn't have drank so much

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 7:57, archived)
autocorrect removed my 'shouldnae'
- I blame the English
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 8:42, archived)
crivens!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 10:40, archived)
Get back on it you lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 7:58, archived)
can you believe this guy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 11:19, archived)
fagedaboudit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 12:22, archived)
I'M WALKIN' QUEER!

(piss and shit, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 14:18, archived)
IT'S MAH FUKAN CAW! I'M FUKAN DRAHVEN HEEA! SORRY NOT FUKAN SORRY!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:37, archived)
go red sox!

(piss and shit, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 18:12, archived)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 18:22, archived)
Hitler's less successfulzzzzzz....

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 13 Dec 2025, 7:59, archived)
HIYA MATE

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 8:34, archived)
Sore bottom too no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 8:36, archived)
I'm in whatsapp group chats fewer shit than this place

(piss and shit, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 9:38, archived)
Fuck off then.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 9:44, archived)
rude

(piss and shit, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 10:18, archived)
then it's too good for you fucko

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 12:20, archived)
Glorious day out there
Although some cunt has put up flags down our street. In the dead of night too, like the proud patriots they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 12:21, archived)
that was me m8 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 12:27, archived)
It's more like 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
But I'd very much appreciate it if you took them down please. Thx x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 13:39, archived)
Sorry, no can do. We’re taking are country back from the forrins

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 13:56, archived)
"THESE COLORS DON'T RUN"
made in china
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 14:08, archived)
4 / 7 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
It's our work Christmas lunch and I'm likely to be too tiddly by this afternoon to post the quiz so best to get it out of the way early
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j9867wppxo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 10:44, archived)
3/7 long weekend

(piss and shit, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 11:10, archived)
74% Stanley Baxtered

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 11:22, archived)

9
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 11:48, archived)
2/7 Bonnie Blue’s jizzy snatch

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 12:14, archived)
Now she is a proper wrong un
And that’s coming from me.

Made some good movies though.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 12:53, archived)
Isn't she a bit old for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Dec 2025, 14:27, archived)
Oh WAY WAY too old.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 14:50, archived)
“Wow,” one user commented. “BEAUTYFUL,” another added.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 13:08, archived)
same
some toughies this week
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 13:28, archived)
3/7

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 13:19, archived)
6/7
*does the stupid jiggly hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 12 Dec 2025, 13:36, archived)
Joanna BOLLOCKS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 14:04, archived)
and Gareth CUNT

(piss and shit, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 15:40, archived)
2/7, belming spazmo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Dec 2025, 14:31, archived)
Hello?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 17:26, archived)
3/7, spelming bazmo.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 17:45, archived)
3/7 Dead Van Dyke

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 17:57, archived)
4/7, as shit as garold

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 19:15, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 4:51, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 5:48, archived)
mornocks

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 7:05, archived)
You would say that

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 7:08, archived)
oh shut up

(piss and shit, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 7:55, archived)
No need m8.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 8:11, archived)
Hands. Face. Space.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 8:16, archived)
Smelly hands, downsy face, gender-neutral toilets safe space.
Now what?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 8:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8463746
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 8:20, archived)

Now what? This is JAM HOT. This is JAM HOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Dec 2025, 10:37, archived)

Now what? WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 10:41, archived)
Glans. Faeces. Species.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 19:22, archived)

Morning Smeggars can't be choosers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 9:03, archived)
Well nibble the dead skin on my toes
it's Friday!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 9:24, archived)
Brian May not make it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 18:39, archived)
Deadie Mercury

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:02, archived)
Rigor 'Mortis' Taylor

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:06, archived)
John Dead one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:07, archived)
I went to London and now I'm going back again
This isn't a queen pun soz
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:10, archived)
something about another one biting the dust I dunno

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:17, archived)
you're heart's just not in it eh tang

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 20:26, archived)
Fataaaaaaaaaal Heart Attack

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 21:01, archived)
Seven Seas of Die

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 21:39, archived)
Dyin' May

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:01, archived)
Did you forget something?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:17, archived)
Dre

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:42, archived)
Elizadeath Windsor

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 21:10, archived)
Victoria Saxe-Coburg-Got'er.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Dec 2025, 21:44, archived)
K(ill)ing Charles

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:47, archived)
Princess Die

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 0:58, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 16:00, archived)
Prove it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 16:01, archived)
HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 16:16, archived)
pretty much evening

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 17:32, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 11 Dec 2025, 18:41, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:42, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:44, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:44, archived)
I did say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:45, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:45, archived)

Old English roots: The word comes from the Old English word beallucas, which means "testicles".
Proto-Germanic origin: This word is derived from the Proto-Germanic *ball-, which itself comes from the Proto-Indo-European root *bhel- meaning "to blow, swell".
Neutral term: For a long time, "bollocks" (or "ballocks") was a neutral term for testicles. There is no evidence to suggest it was originally a vulgar word.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:43, archived)
alright queef's grandad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:47, archived)

*shakes stick angrily.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 11:07, archived)
bhel puri
bellows
It's from Sanskrit:
भेल / भेला (bhela) — meaning to swell, to puff, to expand
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 13:01, archived)
are you calling my pint a bhel puri?

(piss and shit, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 15:34, archived)
I've never understood what calling someone's pint a poof is supposed to mean.
Could you explain it to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Dec 2025, 16:53, archived)
I could

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 18:40, archived)
bhela bhela bhela, tell me more, tell me more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 17:10, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:45, archived)
bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:34, archived)
No sae hard Larry!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 7:23, archived)
Suck my balls

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 7:25, archived)
bollocks!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:34, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:23, archived)
bollocksning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:40, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:50, archived)
Tang

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:26, archived)
Clan

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:27, archived)
what about these trains eh TH you couldn't make it up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:31, archived)
I likes saying Bogies lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 10:11, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:08, archived)
Can't believe the Fifa Peace Prize winner
has started a war already. The award means nothing to me now.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:04, archived)
He must have been tricked into it
It's the only explanation
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:26, archived)
Show some more respect please

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:32, archived)

Yes, it's a Fifa foe scrum...
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 11:21, archived)
FIFA is now Firing Into Former Allies

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 11 Dec 2025, 14:07, archived)
Can we just wait and see who gets it next year before we rush to judgement? Also, what is war exactly, if not a noisy kind of peace?
War, what is it good for? Arms sales and property development opportunities, for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 14:09, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:17, archived)
Leg it, someone's shat in the kettle!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:44, archived)
That was me m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 11:21, archived)

Alright Smegolas.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 11:22, archived)
Pompidou?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 14:10, archived)
Pompidoun't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:43, archived)

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