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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 6:41, Reply)
wet

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 6:58, Reply)
Robbed Reiner :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:12, Reply)
Yeah, like, what the hell, man?
Failed robbery?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:17, Reply)
Murder/suicide, no?
Police are saying they aren't looking for a suspect.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:24, Reply)
Killed by their son, apparently.
He's currently being questioned by police.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:41, Reply)
JFC

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 7:57, Reply)
He admitted it, apparently.
"Stabbed By Me," he said.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:00, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:04, Reply)
I heard that he was paid to kill his father, the king of comedy.
The prince is bribed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:12, Reply)
I hear he had his hearing in the last but one of twelve courts
he turned up to eleven
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 10:16, Reply)
Inconceivable!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:26, Reply)
The Corpse Bride

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:28, Reply)
The Lifeless Bride

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:31, Reply)
A Few Dead Men

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 8:58, Reply)
This is Fatal Stab Wounds

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 9:20, Reply)
This Is Final Tap :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:37, Reply)
"These go to heaven"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:40, Reply)
OK, this one's actually quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 15 Dec 2025, 12:10, Reply)
I hear he spontaneously combusted

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 13:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8439220
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 14:40, Reply)
sad face

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 13:20, Reply)
So glad this forum is coming to its inevitable death.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 9:06, Reply)

I've seen some festive logos on people's sigs. I think that means B3ta is saved.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 10:04, Reply)
Yes, and if everyone can buy copies of the new Fesshole book for Christmas presents this year...
...there will be a lot of disappointed friends and relatives
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:18, Reply)

I found my copy of the b3ta bumper book of sick jokes a few days ago.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 18:49, Reply)
idgi

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 19:58, Reply)
Hiya

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 10:15, Reply)
HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:19, Reply)
in b4 evening thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 15:30, Reply)
pull my finger

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:29, Reply)
it's too far

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:33, Reply)
no it isn't you lazy piece of shit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:37, Reply)

But you're so far away
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:40, Reply)
i'm signing up to patreon right now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:43, Reply)
No, MiseryCunt is just very small

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 22:38, Reply)
alrite father ted

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 22:52, Reply)
Alright Mrs Doyle

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 23:25, Reply)
don't be a prick

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:38, Reply)
be a dickin garden

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:41, Reply)
can't help it m8
i've got prick's syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:42, Reply)
it's dark here
∴ evening
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 16:21, Reply)
Penis bulge

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:08, Reply)
Spine Bugle
are in session tonight at the etc...
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:11, Reply)
Is that a bulge caused by a penis
- or a bulge on a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:20, Reply)
-penis +battle of the

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:22, Reply)
Sympathy evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:12, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:19, Reply)
I dint know till today that say a copper pipe will just meld into another copper pipe in a vacuum. The atoms will have no structure. Shits Cray

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 17:34, Reply)
weird
I once saw a glass box where the sides had been so highly polished that when they were placed together they fused at the molecular level and couldn't be repositioned
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 18:12, Reply)
except with a hammer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:32, Reply)
BALANITIS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Dec 2025, 18:57, Reply)
You b
itch
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Dec 2025, 19:30, Reply)
"Treatment involves improving hygiene..." you're fucking doomed m8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 21:30, Reply)
^ ghostwriter for Adrian Chiles

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Dec 2025, 22:20, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 23:38, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 7:21, Reply)
Sympathy morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 8:17, Reply)
no real mornings pls

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 9:31, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 9:41, Reply)
Bon-DIE beach

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:02, Reply)
Morning. On our way to the Gladiators live show in Birmingham and listening to a bit of Cece Peniston on the radio.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:09, Reply)
Which bit?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:13, Reply)
Lower rear

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:14, Reply)
Finally

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 10:20, Reply)
Which one's your favourite?
I like 'Wolf'. So cool.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:49, Reply)
Not even in my top ten CeCe Peniston songs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:59, Reply)
Gladiators Live Tour is a groundbreaking live event that propels the iconic Gladiators brand into a new era,
offering a fresh and exhilarating experience for fans. Brilliantly condensed into two hours of action, which you will never get back.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 13:59, Reply)
Not to mention the 250 quid it cost

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:35, Reply)

Do they still do the thing with the big cotton buds? And steroids?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:44, Reply)
They did duel. Dunno about the steroids, some of them did seem quite angry

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 11:20, Reply)
Morning!
It's crumpet day, I am cheerful.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 11:50, Reply)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Dec 2025, 12:00, Reply)

Alright Smegative ions.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 12:34, Reply)
It isn't crumpet day, lose that smile

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:04, Reply)

Jokes on you, I'm now entirely be-crumpeted.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:45, Reply)
UNACCEPTABLE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:37, Reply)
I haven't had a crumpet
But I have learned about bilateral gandromorphism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:15, Reply)
What is that?
And can you have it with cheese?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:45, Reply)
Half and half

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:53, Reply)
no search results for 'gandromorphism'

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:52, Reply)
"Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare condition where an organism is half male and half female, with the characteristics of each sex split down the middle of the body"
Christ, no one tell spanishfly or he’ll explode in a fit of rage
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:33, Reply)
it's when you turn into a middle-earth wizard

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 15:36, Reply)
half buried?

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 16:52, Reply)
Jamie Oliver talking about "stretching his meat" on Channel 4 now.
What's your signature dish?
(Planearm, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:05, Reply)
Spotted Dick
Smothered in Bird's Custard

LOL tard
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:09, Reply)
Calligraphy Cake

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:21, Reply)
mine's more of a bowl

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:24, Reply)
While the Buddha is supposed to have said many things, I now accept that "get down on it" was not one of them.
Looking into it a bit deeper with my new-found understanding, I can see now that he didn't even write the song ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:28, Reply)
Thai green chicken curry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 18:48, Reply)
munters dickin

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 20:05, Reply)
I don't understand why they stopped calling it chicken cacciatore
Other than pandering to fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 23:05, Reply)
Who are 'they' in this context?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 18:03, Reply)
I beg your pardon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 0:40, Reply)
i never munted you a dickin garden

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 0:58, Reply)
Everyone should have a dickin garden

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 1:13, Reply)
Horticockure

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 1:14, Reply)
Cornershopzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 19:04, Reply)
Zed's dead, baby

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:09, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Greene
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:09, Reply)
Fleetwood in-the-muck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:15, Reply)
somebody stopped him

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:19, Reply)
No life on Mars

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 13 Dec 2025, 15:18, Reply)
Sair heid :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 13 Dec 2025, 6:44, Reply)
shouldn't have drank so much

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 7:57, Reply)
autocorrect removed my 'shouldnae'
- I blame the English
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 8:42, Reply)
crivens!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 10:40, Reply)
Get back on it you lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 7:58, Reply)
can you believe this guy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 11:19, Reply)
fagedaboudit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 12:22, Reply)
I'M WALKIN' QUEER!

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 14:18, Reply)
IT'S MAH FUKAN CAW! I'M FUKAN DRAHVEN HEEA! SORRY NOT FUKAN SORRY!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 17:37, Reply)
go red sox!

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 18:12, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 18:22, Reply)
Hitler's less successfulzzzzzz....

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 13 Dec 2025, 7:59, Reply)
HIYA MATE

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 8:34, Reply)
Sore bottom too no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 8:36, Reply)
I'm in whatsapp group chats fewer shit than this place

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 9:38, Reply)
Fuck off then.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 13 Dec 2025, 9:44, Reply)
rude

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 10:18, Reply)
then it's too good for you fucko

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 12:20, Reply)
Glorious day out there
Although some cunt has put up flags down our street. In the dead of night too, like the proud patriots they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 12:21, Reply)
that was me m8 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 12:27, Reply)
It's more like 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
But I'd very much appreciate it if you took them down please. Thx x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 13:39, Reply)
Sorry, no can do. We’re taking are country back from the forrins

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 13:56, Reply)
"THESE COLORS DON'T RUN"
made in china
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 14:08, Reply)
4 / 7 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
It's our work Christmas lunch and I'm likely to be too tiddly by this afternoon to post the quiz so best to get it out of the way early
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j9867wppxo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 10:44, Reply)
3/7 long weekend

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 11:10, Reply)
74% Stanley Baxtered

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 11:22, Reply)

9
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 11:48, Reply)
2/7 Bonnie Blue’s jizzy snatch

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 12:14, Reply)
Now she is a proper wrong un
And that’s coming from me.

Made some good movies though.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 12:53, Reply)
Isn't she a bit old for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Dec 2025, 14:27, Reply)
Oh WAY WAY too old.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 14:50, Reply)
“Wow,” one user commented. “BEAUTYFUL,” another added.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 13:08, Reply)
same
some toughies this week
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 13:28, Reply)
3/7

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 13:19, Reply)
6/7
*does the stupid jiggly hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 12 Dec 2025, 13:36, Reply)
Joanna BOLLOCKS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Dec 2025, 14:04, Reply)
and Gareth CUNT

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 15:40, Reply)
2/7, belming spazmo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Dec 2025, 14:31, Reply)
Hello?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 17:26, Reply)
3/7, spelming bazmo.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 17:45, Reply)
3/7 Dead Van Dyke

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Dec 2025, 17:57, Reply)
4/7, as shit as garold

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 19:15, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Dec 2025, 4:51, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 5:48, Reply)
mornocks

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 7:05, Reply)
You would say that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Dec 2025, 7:08, Reply)
oh shut up

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 7:55, Reply)
No need m8.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Dec 2025, 8:11, Reply)
Hands. Face. Space.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 8:16, Reply)
Smelly hands, downsy face, gender-neutral toilets safe space.
Now what?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Dec 2025, 8:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8463746
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 8:20, Reply)

Now what? This is JAM HOT. This is JAM HOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Dec 2025, 10:37, Reply)

Now what? WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 10:41, Reply)
Glans. Faeces. Species.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 19:22, Reply)

Morning Smeggars can't be choosers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 9:03, Reply)
Well nibble the dead skin on my toes
it's Friday!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 9:24, Reply)
Brian May not make it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 18:39, Reply)
Deadie Mercury

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:02, Reply)
Rigor 'Mortis' Taylor

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:06, Reply)
John Dead one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:07, Reply)
I went to London and now I'm going back again
This isn't a queen pun soz
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:10, Reply)
something about another one biting the dust I dunno

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:17, Reply)
you're heart's just not in it eh tang

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 20:26, Reply)
Fataaaaaaaaaal Heart Attack

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 21:01, Reply)
Seven Seas of Die

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 21:39, Reply)
Dyin' May

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:01, Reply)
Did you forget something?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:17, Reply)
Dre

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:42, Reply)
Elizadeath Windsor

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 21:10, Reply)
Victoria Saxe-Coburg-Got'er.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Dec 2025, 21:44, Reply)
K(ill)ing Charles

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:47, Reply)
Princess Die

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 0:58, Reply)
afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Dec 2025, 16:00, Reply)
Prove it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 16:01, Reply)
HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 16:16, Reply)
pretty much evening

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 17:32, Reply)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 11 Dec 2025, 18:41, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:42, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:44, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:44, Reply)
I did say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:45, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:45, Reply)

Old English roots: The word comes from the Old English word beallucas, which means "testicles".
Proto-Germanic origin: This word is derived from the Proto-Germanic *ball-, which itself comes from the Proto-Indo-European root *bhel- meaning "to blow, swell".
Neutral term: For a long time, "bollocks" (or "ballocks") was a neutral term for testicles. There is no evidence to suggest it was originally a vulgar word.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:43, Reply)
alright queef's grandad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:47, Reply)

*shakes stick angrily.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 11:07, Reply)
bhel puri
bellows
It's from Sanskrit:
भेल / भेला (bhela) — meaning to swell, to puff, to expand
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 13:01, Reply)
are you calling my pint a bhel puri?

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 15:34, Reply)
I've never understood what calling someone's pint a poof is supposed to mean.
Could you explain it to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Dec 2025, 16:53, Reply)
I could

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 18:40, Reply)
bhela bhela bhela, tell me more, tell me more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 17:10, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:45, Reply)
bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:34, Reply)
No sae hard Larry!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Dec 2025, 7:23, Reply)
Suck my balls

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 7:25, Reply)
bollocks!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:34, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:23, Reply)
bollocksning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:40, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 8:50, Reply)
Tang

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:26, Reply)
Clan

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:27, Reply)
what about these trains eh TH you couldn't make it up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:31, Reply)
I likes saying Bogies lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 10:11, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 19:08, Reply)
Can't believe the Fifa Peace Prize winner
has started a war already. The award means nothing to me now.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:04, Reply)
He must have been tricked into it
It's the only explanation
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:26, Reply)
Show some more respect please

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:32, Reply)

Yes, it's a Fifa foe scrum...
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 11:21, Reply)
FIFA is now Firing Into Former Allies

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 11 Dec 2025, 14:07, Reply)
Can we just wait and see who gets it next year before we rush to judgement? Also, what is war exactly, if not a noisy kind of peace?
War, what is it good for? Arms sales and property development opportunities, for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 14:09, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:17, Reply)
Leg it, someone's shat in the kettle!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 9:44, Reply)
That was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Dec 2025, 11:21, Reply)

Alright Smegolas.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 11:22, Reply)
Pompidou?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 14:10, Reply)
Pompidoun't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 22:43, Reply)
Just ate 16 meatballs and I don't give a shit
LOL balls
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 10 Dec 2025, 21:37, Reply)
You will tomorrow morning, and HOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Dec 2025, 21:47, Reply)
Gas yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 22:11, Reply)
were they swedish? not at all, they were savory.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 22:56, Reply)
-do
+ca
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 Dec 2025, 6:42, Reply)
early evening

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 17:27, Reply)
uh-huh

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 18:12, Reply)
when do we call it late evening?
- or night, even?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 21:28, Reply)
I’m not an expert
but I think it’s night now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 23:30, Reply)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 23:40, Reply)
HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 21:02, Reply)
Piss off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 21:12, Reply)
Alright best mate

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 21:15, Reply)
AFTERNOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 12:45, Reply)
Is it tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 13:20, Reply)
It bloody well is right here
- and that's all that matters
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 13:24, Reply)
afternoon is like a contagious rash that creeps across the planet, congratulations on your recent infection

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 13:28, Reply)
Was this really worthy of caps lock and an exclamation mark?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 13:30, Reply)
yes. it's a warning
alt: YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 13:36, Reply)
SHIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 13:39, Reply)
RIGHT?!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 14:08, Reply)
NO WAI !!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 14:26, Reply)
sorry, i always shout when i climax

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 14:31, Reply)
-shout when i climax +overshare

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 15:34, Reply)
Beaker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 15:50, Reply)
I'll cap your slock in a minute, Sonny Jim.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Dec 2025, 18:10, Reply)
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THAT LIBS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 14:26, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 6:32, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 7:06, Reply)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 7:39, Reply)
almost there...

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 11:58, Reply)
oh god yes!
b3ta.com/talk/8463788
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 12:46, Reply)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 7:36, Reply)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 7:40, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 8:25, Reply)
Hi. Humpday...

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 8:31, Reply)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 11:12, Reply)
Morning
Still no sign of a polar vortex.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 9:06, Reply)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 9:50, Reply)

Alright Smegosaurus.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 11:38, Reply)
Don't wait for the polar vortex to come to you. Seize the day, get out there and make your own polar vortex!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 10:11, Reply)

Carpe Wintryem.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 11:34, Reply)
Are you looking in the right place?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 10:14, Reply)
The internet
keeps sending me messages about some kind of wintry armageddon but it never appears. There was rain, but no yetis. Very underwhelming.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 11:31, Reply)
Prepare to be whelmed.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 11:44, Reply)
So thoroughly whelmed
I immediately belmed.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 10 Dec 2025, 12:18, Reply)
^ Nightmare on Belm Street

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 10 Dec 2025, 15:50, Reply)
Alright everyone.
There's a rat in my attic, what amma gonna doo?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:23, Reply)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:30, Reply)

Alright Doz.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:44, Reply)
well, you've got a few options

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:34, Reply)

I'm not allowed to kill it, and the thing that's supposed to make a noise to piss it off is fucking useless.

Actually, saying that, I don't really want to kill it, I just want it to stop shitting in the insulation.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:46, Reply)
humane trap then

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:19, Reply)
Can you not read? It’s a rat not a humane.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:35, Reply)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:37, Reply)
fix dat rat

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 18:07, Reply)
Give it a colostomy

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 19:51, Reply)
Triggered

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 20:42, Reply)
I liked the way you worked it, no diggety
You had to bag it up

No offence love
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 21:50, Reply)
❤️

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 22:11, Reply)
I once had a shit while walking around B&Q
Which I consider a win
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 22:53, Reply)
>I'm not allowed to kill it
you are going to have sooo many rats
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 23:15, Reply)
Shit yourself inside out

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:34, Reply)

How will that help?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:45, Reply)
it'll certainly make the rat issue less pressing

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:20, Reply)
I’m not sure that it will. I just have a hunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:42, Reply)
I think you're onto something here m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 19:04, Reply)
REMzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:15, Reply)
gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:35, Reply)

Standard.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:48, Reply)
Borrow a cat, lock it in your attic for 3 days.
Cheers.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:53, Reply)

I've got 3 cats but they're all fat pussies.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:58, Reply)
That's why you need to borrow one and starve it.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:30, Reply)
call ICE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:16, Reply)
Pump it full of cum

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:19, Reply)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 19:37, Reply)
Finally, a sensible solution

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 20:42, Reply)
sadly not the cure-all I'd hoped for, it was no good at all on the wasps' nest i tried it on

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 21:47, Reply)
This you?
share.google/mq5AtFZlMJR6lpuXe
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 23:07, Reply)

in my attic, what amma gonna doo? up my bunghole, ARMAGEDDON
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:36, Reply)
BERNARD MANNING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:43, Reply)
Tempt it down with some red, red wine.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 18:20, Reply)
Tickle it's soft vulnerable underbelly
Then eat it
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 9 Dec 2025, 23:10, Reply)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:10, Reply)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:26, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:33, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:33, Reply)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 13:51, Reply)
I did say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 15:18, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:34, Reply)
You keep your bread in the fridge.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:51, Reply)
doo dah doo dah

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 14:06, Reply)
You buy brown bread in a can. You buy a 12-pack.
bumbeans
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:32, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 15:18, Reply)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:34, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:49, Reply)
You would say that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:51, Reply)
he did say that

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 14:52, Reply)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 15:19, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 12:57, Reply)
already
bummer
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 13:15, Reply)
Be dark soon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 15:02, Reply)
it was -10c here this morning :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 15:18, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 15:19, Reply)
retracted :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:21, Reply)
I bet you don't like reggae either

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 15:46, Reply)
frowny face :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:38, Reply)
I'm well up for it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 15:49, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 6:20, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 6:24, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 9:50, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 9:50, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 9:50, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 9:51, Reply)
alright

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:52, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 9:51, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 6:36, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:06, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:06, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:06, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:07, Reply)
alright

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:53, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:07, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 6:42, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:30, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:30, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:30, Reply)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:31, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:31, Reply)
alright

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 10:53, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 7:19, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 7:47, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 8:16, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 8:44, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 8:48, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 8:50, Reply)
morning

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 9:19, Reply)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 11:21, Reply)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 11:50, Reply)

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