Please accept this complimentary stote with our best wishes
'noon all. Today i have achieved almost nothing. What have you been up to?

Edit: would anyone like a fresh, home grown cherry? *offers*
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

Aw, you typed it with alternative spelling.
How cute!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

*cuddles*
what did i spell wrong?
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

Nothing. You can spell it stote or stoat.
I usually go for stoat.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

ahh :)
good show
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

I bought a can full of air for £7,
/grrr PC world
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

ooo
you can now blow things across the table though!
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

yes, it's fun for scaring dogs as well

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

hurray!
/cat person

some dogs are ok though
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)

You could ALWAYS do that with me.
*flops out gargantuan cock*
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)

My goodness...
....what a large bantam.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

My football team
when I can afford to see them play
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)

You should go more often..
...they need the money.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

I gave a lot
in buying this.

And I suffer by wearing it. People laugh.
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:39, archived)

what?
does it need inflating?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

*obliges*
only if you do the same for me sir!
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

You wish it was that big.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

Why, is it on fire?
*huffs and puffs*
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

I have been working

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

bah, working :( what doing?
tho i do get to go to amsterdam next week on the pretence of work :)
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

Bleeding all over the M&S pasta salad
as per
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)

*fwaps*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)

don't fwap too hard
it was your favorite today
:P
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)

The jizzy salmony one?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)

I think you will find that it's 100% of
jizz free
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)

NOW! With extra blood

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)

I cuddled my hamster
And ate lots of fried foods
And I got grumpy
And I cheered up
And now I'm listening to the African Live8 musics
And I would like a cherry very much
And *hugs*
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

I went to work
And I did very little work.
And I got bored.
And I got the bus home.
And I stopped at the shopping centre on the way home and bought hair dye and ice pops.
And I applied the hair dye.
And my scalp is now slightly burning.
And I'm impetuously waiting for ice poppage.
And *hugs back*
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

What colour hair dye?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)

Black.
I'm not trying to be gothic, I just think it'll look good.
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

This current chappy is rather good

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

He has an odd kind of thing on his head, though.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)

yay! what's its name?
*passes bag of cherries*
*hugs*
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)

My hamster?
Dave

Unless you mean the fried food. I don't usually give my breakfast a name.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)

Travis are on and they're a load of wank,
for anyone who doesn't care have this
johntitor.strategicbrains.com/

It's clearly old as the hills but it's still quite interesting
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)

Too many words for my tiny brain.
Is it too early for vodka?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

no, vodka will make it the right time for vodka

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

*hands you vodka*
For a mixer I have coke, cherry coke, dry martini, or cranberry juice.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

straight

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

I don't do straight.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

Cranberry juice

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

Mmmmm drytastic.
And good for your prostate!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

I'm watching the Adam's Family on channel 4

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

So what is a Cthulhu anyway?

(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/

Apparently
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

ARGH! TEH FEAR etc.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

crap

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

Tis a creation
of H.P.Lovecraft
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

I tried to read the Call of Cthulu
about 6 years ago, but it was *this* thick, and I didn't have the patience.
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)

Muse
on aol's Paris feed are rather good
(rupturedtoad, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

oooh
i like his shiny guitar
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

The African tribal dance people
on the Eden Project coverage are rather good.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

Which concert are you watching?
The Hyde Park one?
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

I just got a fuzzy feeling going down my back when they showed all of the feeds one after another.
Lots and lots of people.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

Each clicking every second
to resemble a child dying every 3 seconds.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

This!
They are fucking great, why cant the bbc show this instead?
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613163
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

Yet they showed dido
and elton fucking john, Given the choice who would you rather watch?
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

The Eden Project

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

because
ending poverty isn't appealing without soulless pop music.

apart from Floyd, The Who etc etc
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613118
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:06, archived)

if anyone's got a minute to spare, read these
www.monbiot.com/archives/2005/06/21/bards-of-the-powerful-/
www.monbiot.com/archives/2005/06/14/spin-lies-and-corruption/
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

George Monbiot
is a god
and a v nice bloke too
( ibex (not ipod), Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

yes
he is. i want to see him hit bob geldof.

Fuck me, will smith. gotta love the jug eared freak, and Jazzy Jeff.. obviously he wasn't injured when he got thrown out that door.
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

they should have a facial hair battle
george's snazzy tache would beat bob's pissy stubble any day of the week.

oh yeah, and he would woop his arse in political debate too.
( ibex (not ipod), Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

why?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

because
he shows how much of a waste of time this wholed day is, and how most people at the concert and at the march *don't quite get it*
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

I have mystery
bits of shrubbery on my bedroom floor
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

Are gnomes pruning your ceiling?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

sadly no
they're on holiday in Tunisia for two weeks.

Lazy little bastards
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

And they didn't sweep up before they left?
How much are you paying them?
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

too much
I knew i should have paid that hedgehog to be project supervisor
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

This may help
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

id u shave your pubes?

( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

I was waiting for that
and no
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

Yay!
Grass skirts and more fucking great big drums!
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:47, archived)

Is there some sort of concert going on?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

maybe it's some sort of porn for the blind

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

You sir!
Aren't you supposed to be in Reading?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)

Oh Bennys only just woken up so we put it back an hour
Im going to fucking plow him if hes later than 6pm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:51, archived)

We heard his radio show.
He was arseholed.

Why not start without him but buy drinks anyway so that he has a dozen pints waiting for him?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

How now,
you're getting as bad as the Hyde Park-watching peoples.
We don't need new threads about every musician who comes on at the Eden Project either.

Although they are very nice grass skirts and big fucking fluffy boots.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

eden project
shits on hyde park. i just want mr JT in phili.
on my toast
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

woo
REM on global feed
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

Woo
drummers in blue shirts on the Eden Project coverage.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

I can't get my RealPlayer to stay on top.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

On top of what?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

Everything else.
I want to go on b3ta and watch the lovely Africans at the same time.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)

Watch it in Windows Media Player
minimise it
put the little 'video and audio visualisation' window up.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

WMP is being annoying.
It won't play .ram files.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

that's a nice red hat she's got on

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

It matches her skirt nicely.
AF-RI-CAA!
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:47, archived)

yay furry zulus

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

Do you think they're wearing knickers under their grass skirts?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

Red lacey g-strings

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Bastards
why didnt they show more of muse? :(
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

this, instead we get macca inflicted on us,
he's not even singing ffs
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

Because they're a load of histrionic caterwauling....
....sub Smashing Pumpkins bollocks?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

no, they're entertaining

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

No
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/613136
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)

I like Smashing Pumpkins
I just think Muse are better
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

are you
14?
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

I'm 19
but I dont see why liking muse would make me 14.
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

because
that's their target market, it takes a certain type of person to get excited by muse.
sorry, still reeling from having to live with 3 people who thought that muse and the foo fighters were the only 2 bands worth listening to, that was of course until yesterday...
now i have a hammond organ in my front room rather than a muse poster :)

www.youngmonkey.ca/background/museum/music_equipment/commercial/Hammond-Sounder.jpg
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:51, archived)

^This

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

because
they are pompous gits
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

looks like we're gonna
get all of Keane though...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

they're still on in paris

(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

Yay
Thanks.
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

Because the singer has an ugly nose.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

Kaiser chiefs in Phili

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)

I don't want that on my toast!
hohoho
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:47, archived)

hehe
and yes you do XD
(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:51, archived)

I think we all need to refluff
Many people like many different types and genres of music,
so can we all just stop throwing our opinions around as fact and just realize what this is all about today.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

We must never
forget to find out who the best ladies tennis player in the world is on grass.

Africa can starve for all I care.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

yeah
it's about how great gordon brown and tony blair are.
did anyoen happen to catch the african guy on news24 at about 5 to 6 this morning? sayign that the whole day was a waste of time as noone really knows anythign about the african situation, and also Andrew Marr asking "will anyone be bothered in a month?"...
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

People can listen to/watch
whatever the fuck they like.
What I object to is a new thread about every single performer who comes on.
Some of us aren't watching it, and might feel excluded.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

Busted ftw!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

I don't get
how the bbc insist on actually not showing some bands and instead show some bint discussing how awesome the whole thing is.

JUST SHOW US THE FUCKING BANDS
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

On the Eden Project coverage
there are bands.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

no thanks.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

It's a lot more entertaining than Bono or fucking coldplay
There's REALLY big drums for starters.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

And no bints discussing the awesomeness of it all.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

Apart from you anyway

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

I'm utterly sexy and gorgeous, though,
so no-one minds.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

this

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

and they are good
they have nice teeth and are colourful and happy
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

Very much so.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

Oh yes....
...the Africans I have worked with are amongst the nicest people on the plant.

Fucking nightmare to work with as they're so laid back but...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

so your saying the likes of
REM, The Who, Pink Floyd, e.t.c aren't any good?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

He made no remark
as to the quality of the Hyde Park bands.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

these bands are playing the indigenous music of their homelands
not over commercialised americanised pap for the masses
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

well really
the hyde park bands are also playing the indigenous music of their homelands
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

They are all too...
...old, dead, fat or all of these now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

new order at glastonbury
bloody sad
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

This...
...it's one step up from watching my dad dancing.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

if your dad's dancing, chances are he's pished
not just dancing for the money or deflated egos

edit/ these drummers are gonna be knackered
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

They're making me feel tired just watching

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

?
where's the eden project coverage?
go to the AOL site, uninterrupted coverage of the 'music'.
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

Here:
www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/cornwall/realmedia/live8/live8?size=16x9&bgc=C0C0C0&nbram=1&bbram=1&nbwm=1&bbwm=1
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

thanks
very much
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

The AOL version has 100% of Kofi Annan.
Which GMTFH.

And now it's Miss Dynamite. I'm switching back to global.

EDIT: Then again, it's her, Craig David, or some other chaps I've never heard of. So London for now.

EDIT EDIT: Oh wait, global has Eden project. I'm going with that.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

i'm zapping constantly
there was a fit bird in germany and faith hill in rome isn't bad if you turn the volume off.
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

They should make it so we have a load of big screens so I can choose the act I want when it's on.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

WOW
even though she's speakign german she's still amazingly hot.
nothing against germans of course, i think it's jsut a bit of an unsexy language - i went out with one, i should know.
(sextuple rooty, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

Well i'm DVD-Ring
the BBC stuff. I figure in 20 years time it'll be interesting
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

I'm watching the tennis.
Mmmm, grunting muscley ladies...
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

I wish they would show anyone other then
the fucking silly bint on now.
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

Ms Spackamighty?

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

Thats the one.

( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

hehe, whos the other tard with her now?
rhyming about guns and oh, I dont know, beef.
(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

Am i right in thinking gervais just said 'fucks sake' on live 8?
Not that I'm watching it. Im sure it's a global distraction so some evil genius can set up his doomsday device.
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

I think he slipped in 'granny felching' aswell

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

I thought Bono swore during his song as well

( magnum, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

he sure did!

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

On the Eden Project coverage
there are people with drums.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

on the eden project webpage
it says that they put champagne in our veins
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

I think Billie Joe Armstrong kept saying 'donkey shit' during his performance.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

it wouldn't have mattered
cos no one understood him anyway...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

I fell asleep
and have just woken up, I feel as weak as a kitten.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

May I pet you?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

*strokes*
*offers saucer of milk*
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

*mews*
*lifts leg, licks arsehole*
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

Stop licking *insert b3tan of your choice's name* now

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

Mmm... that feels nice.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

You
dirty bird.

pfft
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

hah
time for that little operation!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

!
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

trevs had that!
*sniggers*
( jenpots, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/613092
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

*shooves in a bin liner
weight with bricks*
*throws in local canal*
( jenpots, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

You can watch Green Day perfroming
NOw on the germen AOL site

edit - they are on their last song though
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

No thanks
Especialy if they use a fucking rhythm guitarist again and introduce him as a member of the band... thats just wrong.
/In my opinion
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

What if you want to watch someone GOOD?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

thought you'd gone out?
/nosey old bugger blog
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

Well we're back now

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

good
I am glad, I've been out as well, to tesco for special offers wine
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/612979
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

hhmph!
its quite amusing really - cos Billie Joe keeps trying to get the crowd to join in but they aren't understanding him at all and just staring at him blankly...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooo?

Edit: Isn't that the fella from Lord of the rings?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

Billie Joe
BILLIE JOE SODDING ARMSTRONG
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

He's cute in a dwarfy sort of way. :)

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

...
I remember when he used to be a rockstar, and not some pretentious git who is helping self destruct a good band.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

SO do I
when he's not singing AMerican Idiot he actually very very good still...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

Hmm i hope so

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

When was that?
I only recall him being in a sub-Busted punk-pop group who are credible somehow because they are a)yanks
and b)have tatoos.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

Because
they just used to be good fun, and not pretend to be anything much and you liked em if you liked em. Now it's all George bush, busted esq hooks and red ties.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

I could.....
But I don't want to...
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

I can.
But I choose to watch something different instead.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

I'd rather watch Vannessa Feltz rodger a gerbil

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

ergh

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

do you fear teh gerbil ?

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

No her

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

but she has teh bingo wings

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

bollocks
missed it all except the interview
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

did anyone else just see the lesbians songing there faces off in paris?!
:D
(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

You know that joke, where you put ink on binoculars and get someone to use them?
Well someone got Michael Stipe good
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Whuh?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

REM are on in Hyde Park
And he has a small spot of blue paint on his face
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

On the Eden Project coverage
there's a girl wiggling her bum and wearing a hat.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

I can confirm this

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

What chaneel is the Eden Project one on?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

Webcast only
www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/cornwall/realmedia/live8/live8?size=16x9&bgc=C0C0C0&nbram=1&bbram=1&nbwm=1&bbwm=1
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

Arf!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

Are we gonna get 5 new threads every time a new artist sings?
Because I might very well just fuck off if we are.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

Yes we are.
Bye!
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

Curse us for discussing one of the most important culteral events of our times
Curse us all.
( magnum, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

i thought ricky gervais was very
predictable
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

Bitching isn't really discussing.
Everyone's positive about it in general, but they put down every one of the guys who are involved.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

I'm not bitching about the bands
I think what is happening and the people involved are fantastic, I'm just commenting on how silly he looks
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

Well 90% of people are bitching.
It's all a bit boring, I reckon. Watching the obvious comments come out one by one.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

And thats different from any other day on here
how exactly?
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

Broader range of topics most days.
See? Even Jonathon Ross is doing it. That's what kind of calibre you are!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

Woo!
TV deal here I come!
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

It's all your fault
anyway
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

one of the most important culteral events of our times some musicians with flagging careers attempt to revive them with a wanky liberal charity concert.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

Oh dear oh dear
You try to be shocking and live up to your utter cunt name but just end up looking stupid. Must try hard. D-.
( magnum, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

I only added that name
after I managed to piss off all the lefty wankstains earlier
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

Hmm..
But most of these musicians are on top of their game in the mainstream at the mo.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

I thought he was trying to be Leonardo

( magnum, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

Michaelangelo
I thought
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

That was the orange one

( magnum, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

ah

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

What flavour alcohol should I buy for tonight?
Budget of £15.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

Pie flavour.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

Real flavours only, please.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

You mean you've never tried champiegne?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Is that mushroom flavour?
;)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

Champignon?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

Something like that

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

That's pork flavour.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

No, it's NOT pork flavour.
Champignon.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Ahh.
Now I understand.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

Only chumpagne.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

And bumpagne.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

Bud
or Peach Schnapps or something
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

Booze flavour.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

about
7 bottles of lambrini?
( jenpots, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

or half lambrini and half blue WKD
which makes a wickidini. Allegedly they are quite nice.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

Lambrini
99p @ Tesco's - nice ;)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

mmmm... 15 bottles of Lambrini
with enough left over for a milky-bar.

And a one way trip to gut-rot hell.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

What a way to go though

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

I'd rather drink my own 5 month old piss.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

Or two decent bottles of wine
;)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

yes
this, sound like a much better plan.
( jenpots, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

Right then im orf in a second to go drinking with Benny TTAT and Johnny Catfish
Any special messages to give to these fellows?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

Grab their cocks from me.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

*grabs from Comma*

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

What are you doing with their cocks in your hands anyway?

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

Wanking them off, of course.
Duh.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

fucksocks!!
that is all.
( jenpots, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

Thanks for the batteries

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

batteries bumsex
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Just give them a good solid bumming.
I may have drink now in solidarity with you.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

Make sure you do!
*primes liver*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

*starts vodka ingestion procedures*

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

Green Day are on in Berlin.
No one tell P-nut.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

Where are Berlin playing?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

Vienna.
But it means nothing to me.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

<3 That song is win!

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

Top Gear
hehe
(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

*tells*
Shes probably orf flicking her bean to one of her posters anyway
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

pffft
'ow do sir?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

Goooood!
And you?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

Chillin' out matey

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

Pffft

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

Someone from Cameroon
is on in the Eden Project.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

Lionel Joseph?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

how do i see?

( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

The official Luther Vandross site appears to be unaware of his demise..
www.luthervandross.com/index2.html
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

He faked his own death!
Like Tupac, but it actually happened.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)