
hi
I've been looking around for this - I seem to have lost it - can you advise?
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

but my missis took it with her and she aint back yet -
hence I am here, dicking about with you lovely folks until she get back ...
and thanks to the helpful person!
I love you already!
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

it's like big jewellery.. Horrible.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

but I've always like the look of these
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:32, archived)

then got it caught on his mattress. He now only has half a nipple.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:38, archived)

www.glassco.cx I think.
There is also a firefox search plugin.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

a middle eastern guy with a holdall on the plane....
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:13, archived)

I am perfectly capable of jumping out the windows, then using my hand luggage as a parachute. You have to be nowadays.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

this will slow you down enough that you can survive the landing and be ready to pork some Italian bird twenty minutes later
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

Apart from that and a fire in my flat, I've had a very nice day.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

for leather-patches-on-his-elbows-Man!!
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

beat him up and steal it, then sell everything in it on eBay.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

and what the firy shite is it for? (Apart from tight male underpants which offer support but make you sterile)
edit: And apart from nice lacy ladystuff, which is all very well and good, but it's only willpower that keeps it on.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

but didn't explaing myself due to impending pissedness
edit:
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

to avoid getting skiddies in their jeans
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

but I think I'll just carry in reading this thread instead.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

I am John, generous but impetuous, a popular favourite. Son of Zebedee, and according to legend, immune to boiling oil. Jesus entrusted his mother to me at the foot of the cross.
Which disciple are you?
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

and I love evey single one one you.
Well, almost.
(please note that the author of this post may well be pissed)
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

it was was meat fondue.
Hot oil and and entire cow cut into little pieces.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

Well it would if i wasnt bleeding out
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

I have eaten it all.
And possibly drunk all teh wine too.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

so I reformatted my C drive. Photoshop was on the D drive, which didn't change, though now when I try to use PS half way through logging in it says there was a personal information error. Does this mean that my registration information was on the C drive and got deleted even though the program itself was on the D drive and that I have to uninstall and reinstall the program for it to work?
(I'm sorry to use the board for tech support, but I figure you folks know about PS)
Edit: Thank you
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

death is too good for you.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

Is there a free program that people use to convert .flac files to .mp3?
I have found 'One Click Audio Convertor' which has a 20 song trial period, and also Allofmp3 which has a 14 day trial period.
Is there anybody out there tonight can help?
and 'ning to all
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

bookmarked for downloading at work on monday*
*pissy dial-up at home :(
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

to take off your skin and dance around in your bones.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

is the best telly theme tune ever written although the Minder one comes a close second.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

Though he is in the video for the new single by the original artist.
It is probably the Shittest Video Ever.
Please buy lots of copies. The record company is broke.
Edit: www.parkrecords.com
I'm working there for work experience.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

"Macbeth was a naughty man, do do de do do, he went and killed another man, do do de do do, I've got a good idea I'll be so good for The Scottish Play"
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

...to this most excellent Interweb offering.
SO WHERE'S ME FECKING ICON?!?!!?! lol
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

It depends how busy Cal is.
Mine took about a month, but that was over Christmas.
As long as Cal knows your user ID, you'll get your icon.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

So said the actress to the bishop.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

invisible one.
Only very special people can see it.
*I can see it*
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

I am selling a piece of string on ebay at the moment if anybody is interested, I think you'll find the starting price very reasonable.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

Although I am sure I remember "Off And Die" coming into it somewhere.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

If you squint, your name looks like tapeworm.
Tapeworms.
They're not very nice.
Therefore, matriculation.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

11 dimensional stuff can fuck right off!
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

Bugger Jesus up the arse sideways with a tray of enchiladas.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

if you are a depraved mathematician type.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

but I can't
*closes eyes and tries again*
*fails*
*tries again*
*still fails*
*tries again...*
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

just type in piece of string into ebay, i don't think there will be many
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

Is the pictured ball of string the actual ball of string from which the piece of string that you are selling will be cut? If not, I demand to see photos of the actual ball of string from which the piece of string that you are selling will be cut before I contemplate making a bid on the piece of string.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

states that the picture shown is NOT the ball it will come from
*sighs*
*loves it when you demand*
*smirks*
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

I must read things betterer.
I also need to see the scissors. And a picture of you holding the ball of string and scissors. Nekkid.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

but again only special people can see it.
Under ll my clothes, I'm ALWAYS nekkid ;)
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

Helped the police catch lots of speeding motorists like mykeyboy.
We laugh when we get one, and even more when they speed up in between gatso cameras and get caught by the mobile camera on the bridge :D
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

I've no objection to mobile cameras, but hidden cameras are wirthy of buggery with a sandpapered shark
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

And neither are us engineers working behind a line of cones.
As it happens, the cameras can be seen for about half a mile.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

As a potential driver I denounce you as a dog fucker and a witch.
No offence.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

No offence.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

it's just the 30 zones at 5.30am in deserted villages on my route to work that piss me off :(
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

I agree with you completely.
If I got done doing 90 on the motorway at 10PM, I'd be pissed off, or 50 in some 30s at 6AM.
There was a car caught doing 135 in our 50.
I've attended a few accidents so far, it's only because of the cameras we've not had a fatality. I get about 3 accidents a week,
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

I don't actually have a speed camera but wearing a yellow and blue jacket when standing next to something on a tripod convinces most people to slam on their brakes.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

but generally do land and building surveys. Not for much longer though, as I am buggering off to uni.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

Almost as good as my wife's idea of standing by a dark road with a huge camera flash :D
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

Last year
I saw a man
playing a hurdy-gurdy
and wearing a fez.
God.
It was so great.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

cheers all One should not confuse the craving for life with endorsement of it.,
At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins,
Timing ! My mother gave me that. I was born with it. I don't think you can teach a person to act,
The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.,
We wish to be happier than other people and this is difficult
Loloma yani For the outer sense alone perceives visible things and the eye of the heart alone seeds the invisible.,
This is a pretty fable, and I will not deny that it is logically possible, but that is the utmost that I will concede
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

he could probably write a Dan Brown-esque thriller.
All you need is some sort of ninja assassination type person/people.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

I stared at that and then decided I must be drunk
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

wax her legs, it was funny as fuck.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

You decide to put your hat back on, some shit juice dribbles down your face.
The smell makes you pass out.
( , Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

and thus know which way east is.
You dream of a huge shrimp buying your entire family and making them act in a poorely produced version of The Taming of The Shrew.
Wake up
( , Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

This startles the bear, who turns and runs.
1) Ask the very small man who he is
2) Insert the small man rectally
( , Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

He is lying.
He punches you in the face very hard.
You pass out
( , Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

you aren't acquainted with most of the ladies you shove you cock into?
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)

Anything interesting in the last few hours?
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Benny Tied To A Tree is going to be going live any moment now!
Come here to listen
and come here to post your messages so we don't clog up the board with shite...b3ta not TFL...clog it up with as much shite as you like...
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

but don't know if I have the energy to do anything
edit: *goes into a waking coma*
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Thanks to those who listened (or just provided moral support). I believe BTTAT is to follow shortly :D
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

I have no doubt in my mind that it was most excellent though!
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

*I didn't actually listen, I just got here from work. I am practising to be a Daily Mail critic. I am sure it was splendiforous.
( , Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)
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