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12/09/20
B3ta newsletter issue 752, out now
* SMASH ROBOTS - Singing about drugs at last
* CAT - Performs Led Zeppelin classic
* CASSETTEBOY - Makes LP and you should buy it
found by rob
21/08/20
B3ta newsletter 751, out now
This Week:
* HASTAG GAMES - Ruined with technology
* SHIPPING FORECAST - Acid House remix
* AI MARVEL CHARACTERS - Your chance to name them
found by rob
03/08/20
B3ta newsletter issue 750 - out now:
* IS IT CAKE? - The big questions answered
* PARENTING TIP - How to avoid the tooth fairy
* FACEHUGGER - Now with bushy, 1970s pubes
found by rob
17/07/20
B3ta newsletter 749, out now.
* MUSIC GENRE - Hambient House
* VIDEO - Cyriak vs Sparks
* PIXELS - Star Wars in 250k
found by rob
03/07/20
B3ta newsletter 748, out now:
* VIDEO - Shipping Forecast pastiche
* INTERACTIVE - retro Glastonbury simulator
* PHOTOS - ButtyStock II, Electric Buttyroo
found by rob
14/06/20
B3ta newsletter 747 - out now, this Week:
* PHOTOS - This MP Does not exist
* LONGWAVE - The Radio 4 Chill Out mix
* COMPUTERS - Made of paper like they should be
found by rob
27/05/20
B3ta newsletter 746 - out now!
This Week:
* GAME - Guess the IMDB rating
* PODCAST - Prev-covid walks to office recorded
* BOOK - How to entertain your kids
found by rob
08/05/20
B3ta newsletter 745 out now:
* FONTS - Not without swearing. Hooray!
* DOCTOR WHO - Played on the bass guitar. Oh yes
* FESSHOLE - Best posts of April in one handy link
found by rob
24/04/20
B3ta newsletter 744, out now:
* AI-BASED NEGGING - How old do you look on video chat?
* NOVELTY TUNES - Randomised like INT(RND*38)
* SHEDS - Yes, sheds, sorry about that
found by rob
05/04/20
B3ta newsletter issue 742, out now:
* BOT - Daily Mail comments vs New Yorker cartoons
* VIDEOS - Watchable public domain shit
* SOCIAL DISTANCING - If monuments joined in
found by rob
20/03/20
Hey b3tans. Who's freelancing or making stuff people can buy? Tell us what you're offering and maybe we can all help each other in this time of crisis. Add your stuff to this
thread on twitter or
mail us.
found by rob
16/03/20
B3ta newsletter 742, out now:
* YOKO ONO - Sings the Star Trek theme at last
* NAGGY STATE BOT - That tells you to wash hands
* CONFESSION - Celeb lookalike dumped!
found by rob
04/03/20
Spam from the old b3ta yahoo group
Yahoo has utterly fucked the admin interface and there's no option for us to stop this except deleting the entire account.
With huge sadness - we've nuked it.
You can still get the newsletter by
signing up here:
Also if you want some more musing on Yahoo Groups, and why wouldn't you, we've bunged it on
Twatter.
THANK YOU!
found by rob
28/02/20
B3ta newsletter 741, out now:
* INTERACTIVE - 17th Century Death Roulette
* MUSIC - Coronavirus as plinky-plonky tune
* TRAVELATOR - Performing The Smiths
found by rob
24/02/20
Announcement! Ignore 3.0 is out now - it's only taken, what, 10 years? Full details in the
messageboard post - and please give it a go and leave feedback.
found by rob
11/02/20
B3ta newsletter 740, out now
* INTERACTIVE - Silent movie thingie
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Fucking swearing again
* FESSHOLE - The truth about microwave "rules"
found by rob
27/01/20
B3ta newsletter 739, out now:
* PLACEHOLDERS - Just like Ian Curtis made them
* GAME - Zookoban - animal puzzle game
* FESSHOLE - Chris Packham confirms story
found by rob
20/01/20
B3ta newsletter 738, out now
* BOT - What if Polpot had a baby with ET?
* QUIZ - Davos or Davros?
* NSFW ANIM - Eamonn Holmes Gives Birth to a Swan
found by rob
10/01/20
B3ta newsletter 737, out now:
* B3TA SELLS AN AD - who would believe it?
* QUIZ - How disgusting are you?
* FESSHOLE - Murdered cat guilt
found by rob
07/01/20
B3ta email 736, out now:
* SWEARS - 750+ of them written by YOU
* GODLEY + CREME - Fucked up by AI
* CONTENT - to appeal to Generation Z (hashtag fibs)
found by rob
16/12/19
B3ta newsletter 735, out now.
This Week:
* THE GAME 'SIMON' - played with real Simons
* FAWLTY TOWERS - Anagram joke hammered with code
* FESSHOLE - Solution to bad art from kids, at last
found by rob
29/11/19
B3ta newsletter 734 - out now.
* GAME - Can you sing the high notes like Sting?
* CODE - Michael Gove is a Knob (Amstrad edition)
* KUNT - Interview with a popstar
found by rob
16/11/19
B3ta newsletter issue 733, out now
* CHALLENGE - Film Anagrams (130+ entries)
* TUBE MAP - The Great Bear, improved!
* VIDEO - Wipe out the Tories
found by rob
09/11/19
B3ta newsletter 732, out now:
* QUIZ - which celeb has the most followers on Twitter?
* EGGPOD - John Higgs does Paul McCartney solo
* FESSHOLE - Pronounce 'broccoli' as 'bollocky'?
found by rob
19/10/19
B3ta newsletter 731, out now.
* SONG - depressed kangaroos are cute?!
* LOREM IPSUM - use this and get sacked
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Fish LPs (not *him*)
found by rob
12/10/19
B3ta newsletter 730, out now:
* GAME - Can you draw the perfect circle?
* BREXIT - The disco album
* TOY - Realistic bargain-bin simulator
found by rob
27/09/19
B3ta newsletter issue 729, out now.
This Week:
* QUIZ - Are these rubbish celebs Remain or Leave?
* BONUS QUIZ - Which animal do you sleep like?
* CONFESSIONS - "I drank my own piss"
found by rob
21/09/19
B3ta newsletter 728 - out now! This Week:
* BUTTYSTOCK - crisp sandwich photos
* CAROL VORDERMAN SIMULATOR - oh yes!
* FESSHOLE - terrible carrot/bottom confession
found by rob
17/09/19
TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON - we've introduced a feature on the board so that your browser gets a notification if someone replies.
Turn this on by replying to a post on the board and checking the "Get reply notifications?" checkbox.
Or if you don't want to, don't. But speaking as someone who checks the board whilst doing other things, I find it useful so I can reply to replies - Rob.
found by rob
16/09/19
B3ta newsletter 727 - out now.
This Week:
* QUIZ - Goth or Moth?
* CONFESSIONS - "I ate my son's Easter egg"
* BOT - Everything Is Cancelled - including YOU
found by rob