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This is a link post Just a Superman gif

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post superman cock
i wnted to see it!
 (I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it premiered on the BBC?

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 2:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously not made of hardened steel.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 3:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kid-tonite.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 3:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did he get five shots?
It only says four on the booth
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superman
Superboothextaphotothing...

Obviously.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genulol.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Lully
Faith in humanity restored.
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serbians
are not gonna turn down fresh meat
 (emptyspace, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post awwww
very nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they had a fire service over there, with things like ladders and ropes.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 3:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post After all the (insert minority) a murderin'
They'll be straight out of rope.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, that totally makes up for Srebrenica.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 5:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that the Serbian Fire Service's uniform
is Christmas jumpers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the death squads
Wore reindeer onsies
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slobodan Milosovitch would have shot him, the pikeys and the dog just for being twats.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes but
the ungrateful dog fucks off immediately
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but the Slovenians have miles better taste in music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glu9wA4HjE0
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's almost like they're deliberately courting memes...

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's because there are less that 100 real conservatives out there.
But the Illuminati keep them in power because society is in part fueled by hate.
 (chompedhomas, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 1:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy on the left is trying to out-Alex Stubb Alex Stubb
(Prime Minister of Finland - Google him.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is as if they are spending their campaign money on something else

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Catering?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rôti de cygne avec un sauce des larmes des pauvres?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats hilarious!
*votes tory*
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That poor poor man has had a face transplant.
cries
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its almost as if they're trying live out the stereotypical image everone holds of them
is some sort of 'reverse dichotomy' pre-election ploy.

'Or'

They're just cunts.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post cac or such

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always get deeply suspicious when political parties obviously don't put any effort into something like campaign posters
as if they almost want to be open to ridicule it's such a weak and poor effort.

But then that cold feeling passes when I realise the labour party didn't put much effort in their leader, or UKip almost reversing this sinister psychology by being repeatedly as offensive and obviously racist *by accident* like all the fucking time. Sort of thing

Quite simply perhaps these political parties simply aren't the well oiled machines we seem to think they are, and the team responsible for that are a bunch of mundain muppets to shit for jobs elsewhere
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Votes none of the above
Yes the next election will be a great event leading into another series of lying and lost promises. I've lost all faith in it and that's sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't mean...our Nige is also a liar?!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scottish votes for Scottish people.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 5:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post scottish votes for british people.
scotland voted to stay part of britain mind? now that it's "been revealed" that being still part of britain means scots still get a bit of a say the ukip racists have lost their shit. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Russian army dance team bust their moves.
It's my B3taday so I can post what I like!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm worried about you...
Candles...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as they bust their moves outside of nuclear silos
Happy candles
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Check(ist) Mr Squeezebox @ 3:05
*candles und clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Heavy Duty Black Bin Bags
(they're on offer, forever)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Sperm whale drops his load on divers swimming to closely
Caution: Daily Whale link
Edit: I meant two, not to.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait
you're not pissflaps...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only have a ley persons' appreciation for poo
He's on a whole other level

Edit: boing! http://www.b3ta.com/links/poonado
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It takes all sorts to get off

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Scientists Capture Unique Footage Of Seals Attempting To Mate With Penguins NSFW
sorry for double post, but I just found out about this.
Wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Has anyone been to the South Pole? Does the internet give a distorted and vaguely anthropocentric impression that they are all rampant penguin-rapists with no sense of sexual decency?

Or are they all rampant penguin-rapists with no sense of sexual decency?
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post In my experience (a while ago now)
the majority of seals over, say, 3, are what you said. I met two or three exceptions to this - lovely older seals who were very sensitive lovers.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would imagine there's not much else to do

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like Luton
But with Pingu.
Pingu with too much make up.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stevenage

Stevenage is beyond shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anything with Steven in the name is.
Like people called "Steven" for example.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
If I could "gift" pints via the internet, you would have been gifted. Fucking lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
That seems like an interesting business idea
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post work there
Can confirm most seals are cunts, but they are very photogenic.
Pro tip, if your hungry and only have Emperor Penguins the easiest way to will them is to push them over and sit on their face until they suffocate.
 (tichy, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any hole's a goal

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Penguins exhibit the characteristics of many urban dwellers who just don't want to get involved even though a rape is committed right in front of them.
I bet the penguin teased the seal and was basically asking for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happens when they let gays marry.
Pretty soon you won't be able to walk down the street without being accosted by a horse.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I, for one, voted "neigh"

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post NEEDS MOAR BARRY WHITE

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post P-P-P-Poke up a penguin

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Flaming Vodka Mishap
His face at the end says it all lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do people do that?
and why do I read mishap always as 'mee shap'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Jar Jar Binks
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woah, woah woah....
We've all had a drink, but there's no need for that.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right, you've all been warned. Can I ask you gentlemen to leave, please. NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Has anyone been to Russia? Does the internet give a distorted and vaguely racist impression that they are all rampant alcoholics with no sense of self-preservation?

Or are they all rampant alcoholics with no sense of self-preservation?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen their driving videos?

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post only the men
the women are all mail order brides in faux white fur
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post In my experience (a while ago now)
the majority of Russian men over, say, 35 are what you said. Hard to tell cos the rampant alcoholism makes them look older than they are. In the interest of not sounding too UKIP I should say I met two or three exceptions to this - lovely men in their 60s who could seriously knock it back but somehow never went nuts. But this is a country which sells beer from kiosks at any time of day, like we do here with mars bars.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's only beer

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was in Russia last month.
On the flight back I was sitting next to a fat Russian kid - age 12ish - who, as soon as we'd left Russian soil, put on Brokeback Mountain. I suspect he wanted to see what the fuss was about without going to the gulag. His Mum turned it off when it got to the bumming. I'm acutely aware that this didn't answer your question or, indeed, have anything to do with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Oleg
No manlove for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stalin took advantage of it during WW2.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hitch-hiked in Siberia for a while
weather got super-shite, and nobody was going to pick up three soaked through tubby Cagoule-pricks; even for a bit of random killing.
After a miserable hour or so of walking, with about 12 hours more ahead (and I had resigned to that) I ended up in a small town, all kiosks and shops shut. The only sign of life was a surprising number of 13 year olds with vodka, tablet (that condensed milk sugar, thing) and mobile phones.
They chose not to random kill us, and instead called us a taxi.
I slept in a shithole B&B as I had intended in Irkutsk.
I note that they sell IRN BRU in Russia. Could that be relevant?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That sizzling sound makes me hungry for Korean barbecue

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. May be amusing.
shirtless russians? check
drinking? liveleak? check, check
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm

I'll pass, cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 3:03, , Reply)
This is a link post New showreel I made this!
Here's a pile of my work from the past few years. Realized I probably made too many videos of me dancing like a turd with a celebrity head on. Time to branch out a bit. Love that Conan said "Smearballs" on the air though.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome work
so much too! been a busy fella.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post thx
I try not to leave the house ever
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
hope you are stocking up on your nude video footage while you still have your youth.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha
Well I think for comedy sake it will only get better when I really start to go.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I need to remember this line

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You crazy genius
you...
 (I helped save b3ta! imbatman, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post very tallented guy
not in a gay way
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The force is strong with this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The UK needs you. Could be a knighthood in there for ya!

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work fella!
That's highly entertaining. Is that a Jean Michelle Jarre bit of music in the middle?
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank ya
there are 2 music videos in the mix - sausage samba by Friendly Rich and Cowbrain Space Computer by Michael Intergalaxon. The rest of the tunes are made by me and a pal of mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Just brilliant madness

(loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post HOLY SHITBALLS SMEARBALLS!
Fantastic stuff...
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amaziballs

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This could very well be the ENCYCLOPEDIA of INSANITY!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Simply
Wonderful :) Love you.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I had
just 1% of your genius.
 (stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 6:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
genius cock girth
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post \0/

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 24 Jan 2015, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff Smearballs
keep it up!!!!
 (Twisted Technic .. as if, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff.

(The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best CV I've ever seen!
Very cool
 (cyberpope67, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Well, this isn't in bad taste at all.
Copies of celebrity autopsy files for sale.
Elsewhere on that site are copies of testaments and divorce papers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool, I'm tired of my porn mags
need something new
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it shuttled Thomas Noguchi to celebrity status.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Why men die first?!
Monkeh philosophy
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nothing to do with genetics then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite, quite, old boy. Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do husbands die before their wives ?
Because they fucking want to.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Real life Street Fighter bonus round
Spoiler alert: man kicks the piss out of a fancy car that I would have gladly taken as charity
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post would like to see him recreate the other bonus round with the falling barrels

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
He's gonna have to clear up that mess before his mum gets home!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent series
wish someone would release it on dvd
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe they have further DVD releases in the pipeline.
Looking forward to hearing the reunion podcast, too.
www.richardherring.com/warmingup/24/11/2014/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool cheers for that

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post These are good too;
youtu.be/zryTqm3s1yM
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect sunday viewing after a night on E

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect sunday viewing with a nightE on.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Semi-secret RPG of Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic celebrates 15 years
anyone here involved?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"...forgot all about the employee forum, but six months later he happened to take a quick peek. And there were ten thousand posts in there."
 (macroscian (1 like), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
interesting. One day someone will write something similar about the Lost Tribe of /talk
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loses faith in science, buys bible.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loses faith in bible, buys Razzle

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buys Razzle, discards in hedgerow for future generations.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are obsessed with copies of Razzle and hedgerows
..you had to know which hedgerows to look under, apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post and white dog shit, *nostalges*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post finds Razzle in hedge,forgets about digging shallow grave

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Whacks fluffybunnykiller with spade, fills in shallow grave and runs off with Razzle.*

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *eats big plate of beans to increase methane production*

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post loses faith in light, turns to darkness

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Stumbles over bins. Stubs toe on skirting board*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this going to be like when CERN scientists broke the speed of light...
...only to find there was a wiring fault in the experiment?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not to piss in your cornflakes or anything,
but I wouldn't get that excited yet. The last time someone announced such a result it turned out that they hadn't connected the equipment up properly.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno
Have you noticed these new fangled light bulbs? They take ages to light up properly.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe that's the flaw in the experiment?
Did someone replace one of the bulbs with a low-energy one?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've got the wrong new-fangled light bulbs
The new new-fangled light bulbs come on instataneously.
But they're fearsome expensive.
 (I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine are so fast
They come on fractionally before I flick the switch.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's never been a constant
unless you mean the speed of light in vacuum. Light slows down when passing though water, gas etc - that's how we get refraction.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post True but once free of the medium it's passing through it normal speeds up again
These guys claim that once free of the mask it doesn't speed up again and remains slower than the constant even in a vacuum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post cunts

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've only got a vax, it looks like a bit like a dyson though, will that do?

(HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 30mph in frozen sodium
this is kind of different though because its been seen to not speed up after its been slowed down
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its never been a constant
Hence prismatic refraction etc. What you're talking about is the speed of light in a vacuum.
Edit: damn, Joe beat me to it by seconds
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't read the paper
but the summaries on popular news sites suggest that the "slowing down" is just the lights wavefunction taking a longer optical path due to being diffracted and reappearing on it's original path due to constructive interference.

I could be utterly wrong though.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's passing through a medium other than a vacuum
You can actually get it down to 38 mph by passing it through cold sodium atoms.
Once passed the medium it speeds up again to the constant for whatever medium it's in.

The point is that these guys are claiming to slow it down permanently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where did I mention media?
I'm talking about optical path lengths here.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post er... how else are you refracting the light?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I'm reading it right it's a diffraction effect
they have a ring shaped slot, the photon (wavelike) goes through the entire slot and creates a diffraction pattern on the other side. This interferes so the maximum probability of finding it is still on its original path.

When you measure it it acts like a particle so it is only in one place and that place is probably on the line it was going down initially, but because it has had to go through the bullseye ring it has actually covered more distance than it would if it had gone in a straight line, so it seems to be going slower.

But as I said, I haven't read the paper yet so I could be wrong. This is just what I remember from my nearly 20 year old uni quantum mechanics and optics.

Got to run now. I will see if I can get a chance to actually read it over the weekend.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Surely the speed of light through a brick is zero.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some will heat the brick up by an infinitesimal amount
the rest gets scattered, which is why you see it.
 (I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it slowed down permanently or did they just give the other ray of light a bit of a headstart?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The other ray
passed through one of lance armstrongs urine samples.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scottish scientists slow down light by diffracting it through batter then passing it through a deep fat fryer

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a link post David Icke 'Paedononcery' speech
I watched this for twenty minutes before I realised it was a screen grab.
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH ALRIGHT STINSON HUNTER

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The lady doth protest too much, methinks

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Troubling is that the more I listen to him he might have a point

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Shogun, the mini series, for a friday afternoon (part 1)
Some eighties good stuff.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was only on the telly last night.
GC or not GC?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really? Well there you go!
Personally I was watching Django Unchained.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the one where they boil people in nets ?

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:10, , Reply)

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