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[challenge entry] LOL! Autism!

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(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# heh :)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# great.
definitely great
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# You lot are so fucking cruel!
Laughing at the poor defenceless Autisms :(
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I'm laughing with them.
Oh wait, they don't have a sense of humour... must be at them after all.

(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# S'ok...
...they can't read emotion anyway. They won't be able to tell. And that makes it alright.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Oh, I'm bored of that now anyway
*starts kicking a cripple*
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# anyone at work who can recall product or customer codes from memory get called Rainman
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Ha!
I am a bit like that with my mates work phone numbers. But then again, all my friends work in the police and fire services....
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# *drum-roll*
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha, it sounds like a bundle of laughs working on the Aldi checkouts...
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# *Spins objects*
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
Congrats on the FP too!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Ahahaha
Congrats on the FP
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# *checks*
HA! Fuck!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Also, it seems it hasn't even made the popular page yet.
I think I might be Monkeon :S
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# 3.14159265358979323846... etc
So that should be 3.14159265359.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Shove it up your cunt you pedantic fuck!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Now you've got 4 FPs
that obviously gives you the right to behave like a cock.

(Note also that my original comment is appropriate for the subject matter of your post.)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Chill out man!
It wasn't serious. Please make note that this place is not to be taken seriously.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Very true.
However, four FPs does, indeed, give you the right to behave like a cock.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# You can shove it up your cunt too
ya shitbucket! ;)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# If I was here earlier,
I'd have said that too. As it is, I'll just have to agree instead.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# only
if i can split the winnings :D
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# OK,
but 90/10. I don't want you getting to rich and running off from me. Alright?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# excellent!!!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Full Of Win :o)
*goes back to lining up marbles*
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# pfft
I'm going to avoid getting all pedanty about this.

Fuck it... a relatively low percentage of autistic people are gifted, known as austic savants, or orginally "idiot savant" (pronounced in a french way, idiot). Rainman depicts a savant, rather than your typical austic.

I don't know why I'm going on about this. I think it might be procrastination. congrats on the fp, you fuck.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Cheers cunt ;)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# my friend's autistic, he's a drummer
best timing and technique I've ever seen.
I don't know what I'm getting at..
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Somewhere sensible
My brother has autism, and is shite at maths.

He focused his super-vision onto random historical periods as a kid (Tudors mainly), moving onto health products as an adult (the latter means you may find him grumpily but cheerfully running one of your local health shops if you're in North London somewhere).
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I'm Autisitic... And i approve of this FP :D
Though I'm better at working the racing odds than at a Casino

(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Cheers ya tard ;)
Do you live in London? If so, please will you come to the bookies with me next week? I am sick and tired of losing money!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Ha Ha
Would do, but I'm in the crappy East Midlands and have no money to bet atm :D
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)
# My Nephew has Autism,
I showed him this and he was NOT amused.

Actually he might have been, but after five minutes of trying to get eye contact from an autistic four year old I gave up and got a cup of tea, he wasn't interested in B3ta :(, Probably because it isn't food or Thomas the Tank Engine related.

He does love Thomas, This crazy little rapscallion! Have a click
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Smack him round the face.
That'll sort him out!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Liking
Thomas the Tank Engine a lot is pretty much all you need to diagnose autism. I'm 99% serious.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 7:51, archived)
# I think this is true!
I saw something about one of the little autisms on the tellybox last night, and all he seemed to do was repeat Thomas the Tank Engine over and over.

LOL! It was well funny!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ||/\\-||\\-__|/
I suck at maths. Consider yourself sued
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Q: Why are there so few Autism jokes in the world?
A: Not many people are intelligent enough to understand us.


(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Hahaha!!
As a most-definitely-non-savant aspie (i.e. not one of the cool/useful A.S.D. sufferers) I heartily approve of this post - top work sirrah!

*clicky* for making me chuckle muchly. \o/
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Why are you guys all lying?
You're all like Rain Man and that's that! So shut it and count the tiles on the wall! ;)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# There's 79 on my kitchen wall...
...and I don't like it because it's not an even number, nor a multiple of four

I would add an 80th tile, but that would mean i have to cut a hole in it for a pipe, which means it's not a full tile? So is it really the 80th tile if it's not complete?

Will i forever be plagued by an odd number of tiles asymmetrically placed upon my kitchen wall?

I will solve the problem eventually, but in the mean time, i will ponder over it every-time i wait for the kettle to boil and long after that point, sometimes well in to the night :D

That's just a short version of the thoughts i put in to my wall tile situation... Why did you have to set me off again? LOL... I'll be up for the next few hours working possible solutions out...

Hopefully i will be distracted by something else before bed...

EDIT: Good to see I'm not the only Aspie/HFA on here. Hello fellow Aspies :D
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Add that fourth tile...
... And then, instead of tile area, which is a rather unpleasing melancholic focus, hows about sides, or corners?! Then each tile (assuming you have regular people tiles :P) has within it a factor of 4. or, focus on both! Then you have 80 (a factor of 4) tiles, each with *4* sides, each with *4* corners... Then they only need to have an area or a dimension which is a factor of 4 and you have 4 factors of 4 within your tiles!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you...
That's a logical way of getting round my problem. Feeling much better for that :D
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# That's all well and good,
but as you have to cut a hole out of a tile, presumably there will actually be an extra, internal edge? Making a total of 5 surely....

*runs away laughing*
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:23, archived)
# aha
that's downright hilarious!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Only average at maths.
Unusual for an aspie I know but I'll roll with the mental part.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)