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# Fly Tipping by JR Hartley


no reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:23, archived)
# there's a couch like that in the street
by my mum's house. don't know who put it there, but the local pissheads are finding it very comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# It's like an open invitation to cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:27, archived)
# fun to watch them, though
especially when they sit on the bit that a jack russell pissed all over five minutes earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Needs more fire
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# i'm thinking of hiding spikes under the cushions
if it's still there tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Set up a camera if you do

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# used to love pranks like that
superglued a 50p coin to the floor outside my window. that was funny all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Arf!

It's a classic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# white pepper in little plastic bags
dropped on the floor. just watch the smackheads get excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Heheh, I knew that one with baking powder
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
# haven't done anything like that for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Wow
A phone with a reciever so huge you can sit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Got it from Scotcade
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# haha fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha.......
Hahahahahaha..... *deep breath* .... hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Hahaha
(herman:D, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# and now you know why i'm banned from the public library
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# this as well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# i can't help who i am
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Was this ever frontpaged?
If not, WHY NOT?? Also: Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# you do? oh that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Yellow Pages.
Not just there for the nasty things in life.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)
# AhahahahaFUCK me!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 1:28, archived)
# NO!
NOW FUCK OFF!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Genius!!!!
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
#
It's his little smile at the end that makes it.
(BinDipper, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I think I own that book.
(waxdart hello., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# The rancid old bastard
I ghost-authored it for him, and the tight fucker never paid me a penny.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# haha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Proper. Office. LOL's.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# aceness
:D
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha :D
"we haven't got your book, NOW FUCK OFF"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:35, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Zajekurwabiste!
This is bestness - utter bestness. Loon.
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Hahahaahahahaa
I want a copy of that book.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha. J R Cuntley.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# you dark, twisted bastard
*subscribe* :o)
(protocoldroid, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha - just ace!
only just seen on fp but felt like adding a click and reply - genuine lol - nice one
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# haha
was it the follow-up to Fly Fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# hahahah
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# You bad man
Cock shitting, cunt pony had me in fits!
Clicky for wonderfulness and down right shocking filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)
# tears of
laughter

thanks for that, it was lovely...
(Carlosfandango, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)