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# Its a bit early, but...
...jovial, non religious affiliated egg-based festivities! (Happy B3aster)
Have an old image i made many moons ago:
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
# yeah, but where's the chocolate?
EDIT - oh, i see it now.

nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# yes, it does doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Is she a real woman dressed as a rabbit
or one of JJ's rabbit/woman hybrid things?

I need to know fairly urgently
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# It's a collection of differently coloured pixels.
Go outside and talk to a real live woman.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# But there arent any live women!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ...in my garage
just a pile of dead ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Are live women the ones whose names end in .mpeg?
sometimes .avi?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# you disgust me
I stream all my porn from myfreepaysite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# this from an object who has *averaged*
1 post an hour on /talk since joining b3ta, more than 5 years ago.

Fuck off.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
some genuine office snortage there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Steady on, upset internet user.
Just because you've got to use a dobber doesn't mean it takes the rest of us an hour to type a post.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Easy tiger
has daddy blocked the porn sites and you feel a need to blow off a little steam
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# A dobber gag.
The cream of /talk responses.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# See that?


That's the point you missed.
An average of one post an hour 24/7 for over five years; You're really in no position to make dobber jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Did you take into account leap years?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Cartoon woman dressed as a bunny girl
This is her when she's not being a DISGUSTING FURRY:
cghub.com/images/view/14208/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Gah
now it's wilting
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# You, Sir, do appear to have
quite a lot of talent!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# You rock
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# loverly
i wonder why rabbits are considered sexy.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# cos they go like er rabbits?
I don't think it's the myxomatosis

and probably cos of hugh heffner...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# myxamatosis is sexy
But then I again I hang around abortion clinics to pick up girls that will be easy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# This is bloody awesome. CLICK!
Incidentally, does anyone else find it a little ironic that it's OK to slag off Hitler and the nazis but we nationally celebrate torturing a famous Jew to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# what happened?
Did we pelt Jeff Goldblum with chocolate eggs? I had no part in it!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum's not a Jew!
He's a scientist!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# you are a closet Mithraist AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I think the point is he turned out not to be dead after all and everyone had a good laugh about it.
And as for that Jesus bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# By "laugh" did you mean "mysoginistic genocide"?
liddlebidapololoticsthereladiesangennelmen
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Personally I will be celebrating not being in work for 5 days and going surfing on the welsh coast
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ooo nice - I hope the ferry I'm getting tomorrow provides you with some good waves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# nice weather, friends and a shit load of beer
I really don't care what the waves are like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# she seems surprisingly cheerful considering how painful it must be laying that enormous egg
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# You don't know the half of it
She laid it too
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# nah
she laid the brown egg she is holding near her face.

The one she's sitting on is the one she's trying to shove up her arse.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# It animates?
* Keeps watching...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hot hot hot hot hot hot
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Needs more stray pube!
* It's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# she really needs to get that tumour looked at
*readies Marigolds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I'd beast 'er etc etc
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# just looking through your gallery
and i love the sneaky cdc you sneaked into your actimel ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I think this was his best work...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hehe - i remember that
I should have made a special version just for you guys.

Im intending to practice some Zbrush sculpting soon, and i will use Freebase's glorious visage as my first test!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# * Prepares to shudder...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
that wasnt my doing. Someone else designed the gun - i merely modeled it to specification! I didnt pose it either...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Don not try to eat the egg, fatty. It is just a picture on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# he cant read your message
as he's just eaten his monitor.

;D

only jokin prog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# it's ok, it's just /talk having a wee spaz fit over something I said on b3ta

they'll settle down after they've had a nap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# dont listen to them.
you cunt
(itob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# hi stavros!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# aaaw I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I think /talk is gay for you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# haha aye :)

looks like I've rattled another cage
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# interesting to see a few of the talk users on board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# united in their hatred for me...bless


anyway I'm away to cry into my slimfast..bye :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# This is good arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Blimey. I love your stuff.
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Woohoo
Sexeh tiem (sexy time)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Have you ever spoken to a girl in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I think so but you're going to have to clarify
what you mean by ‘spoken to’, ‘girl’ and also ‘real life’?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# bloody brilliant
AS always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Oo, that's grand
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Hello sweetness!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)
# this is outstanding!
fanbloodytastic stuff

loving the thick thighs;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)