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# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
can't be arsed to rhyme
I haven't got time
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I'm in your shops, looting your stuffs.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# ^ just did though...
How about "Thank Fuck Wobbly will be on holiday next week"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# You're on holiday???
Why didn't you mention it before :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Uploaded from 32 brand new iPads.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Kaiser Chiefs Dissapointed by PRS cheque
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Louise Mensch can take our twitter
but she'll never take our f*.............
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# FOR SALE: MICHAEL WINNER'S MANSION. REASON FOR SALE: OWNER MOVING ABROAD. FURTHER DETAILS INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I think you're onto a winner there
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# 404 error: British Society Not Found
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# candlez found
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# having some lols rioting and burning
just like David Cameron and Nick Clegg did when they were that young
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# WHAT A RIOT! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CACTI?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# 4EVA IN OWR SHOPS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha - this!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# RECORD NUMBER OF PEOPLE TURN OUT TO TOTTENHAM CAR BOOT SALES THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Bloody Polars, coming over here, eating our swots.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I've had an immensely productive week.
It's not a suggestion for the subject line: I just wanted to show off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Forget Sainsburys, Luton Airport
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Trainers4Justice
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Standard and Poor's has not downgraded OUR credit-rating, so ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Why wasn't Boris out patrolling during the riots?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Nothing Interesting happened this week so we can't give you a witty subject line. ARSE MONKEY TIT BADGER!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I WENT TO THE LONDON RIOTS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SENSE OF ENNUI
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Arab Spring, British Summer
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# For sale: Hypersonic test aircraft
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# "Slightly used"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# WHAT IS A POLAR BEAR'S FAVOURITE DESSERT? ETON MESS
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Polar Bear Struggles With Eton Disorder.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# "STANDARD, WE GOT NO STAAAANDARDS"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Stolen goods rebranded as "Stolen bads" after confusion
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Aggressive shopping is the new peaceful political protest.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# So, I broke into the palace - with a sponge and a rusty spanner
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing" -
That's nothing - you should hear me play piannah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# BEWARE OF TOFFEE-BOILING DWARFS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# TOFFEE ONIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# caramelised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)
# COMMEMORATIVE BASMATI RICE EDITION
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# He was just part of the civil rice movement.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# RAMPANT IDIOT WEEK DIGEST
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Almost as good as a real newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Read it or we'll take away your benefit cheque you antisocial cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# NORWAY COULDN'T BEAR ANOTHER TRAGEDY LIKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I predict a buyout
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Kaiser Chiefs Asked If They Could Be A Little More Specific In Future.
or "Kaiser Chiefs Told To Just Call CrimeStoppers Next Time".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# One legged people rejoice as ebay lists 1000 pairs of just one shoes
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# They can't be pairs if there's just one of them
You meant to say 'One legged people rejoice as ebay lists 1000 single shoes'.

No need to thank me.
(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Loot Free Ads Marketing Department Take Day Off.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Polars: The bear with the hole.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)