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# it's my birthday today, and more amazingly my 50,000th post, I've had a drink or 3 so I thought I'd better put the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# AAARGH FUCKING HELL CAN'T UNSEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Hooray!
Happy Birthday!
Congrats on the 50000!
And blimey what a whopper!

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# he's photoshopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)
# "objects may appear larger in mirror"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# not for the first time
i'm glad i keep a magnifying glass next to my computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# hey! it's not that small
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# i've been spoilt
and happy birthday, your royal nudeness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I'll go back to drinking now
if I'm not about, have a lovely evening all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# have fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# That 's obviously a photoshopped penis

+waits to see what 100,000 posts will produce!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Did the kettle whistle.....
Happy birthday and big round numbers you huge cocked showoff....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# It's all in the curvature of the kettle
Makes little things look big ...... (joking H.T.)
p.s. Is your user name spelt wrongly on purpose?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Is my user name spelt wrongly on purpose......?
I'll tell you when I get back from the shops, I'm just popping out to buy a new kettle.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Ok
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)
# You back yet?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Not yet '-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# congrats : D
and happy Birthday suit
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Oh sweet zombie Jesus
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# GAH!
I thought the aim of reflectoporn was to make it as subtle as possible!
Congrats, you naked nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# more than 3 pubes per bollock
FAKE!!!
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# FUCK!
* renounces heterosexuality *
'grats, dude
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:09, archived)
# ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!!!!!
I couldn't do this with my 50,000th because not everyone has a widescreen monitor yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:09, archived)
# i couldn't do it
because not everybody has a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I thought you'd had quite a few Smash :P
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# yes, but i don't keep them, like wrinkly souvenirs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)
# and we won't mention touchscreen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
i do hope that is you usual skilled photoshoppery, and not your actual cock im seeing....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)
# nice cock, Mr Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ^ COCK!
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Congratulations!
Good use of right arm as decoy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)
# happy birthday
you are older then me and there for i shall drink to your health.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# how old is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# 38 today
with the mind of a 14 year old
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)
# yes!
one year and 7 weeks older than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Congrats, mister :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# ARGH
Let's see... that looks like about 8 inches. 50,000 posts divided by 8 inches is 6,250 posts per inch.

Science!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Double-cake-time for you!
*sends virtual cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Happy birthday cock,
(and the rest of you)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Congrats Sir.
Happytoast's cock. Life is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Don't want to see the shot of you adding the cream, thanks
Happy Birthday!
Well Done on a whopping post count

(cock needs moar magenta tho)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Jesus! O_O
Is there a click for smaller?
Happy birthday fella
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Haha brilliant - explain that photosession to nosy neighbours =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Happy everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
# jesus wept!
feeling a bit cocky are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# PENIS!
Penis penis penis penis penis.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Suddenly: Penis
Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Oh Jeeeze! X___X
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)