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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# yeah...
sorry about that love *zips*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# blimey, from the look of it
you'd not had any 'release' in some time
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:45, archived)
# It's been a good year
in Testicular Farm.

But a barren year
at the Market.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:55, archived)
# O_o
Wow, that must have been some party!

Pssttt... Does anyone know where the Image Comp is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:02, archived)
# ^this^ both of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Will we even be getting one this week, being xmas weekend and all?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I hope so
this is the first bit of time I've had off since sept and I was hoping I could just sit on a chair and shop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Call Crimestoppers and tell them about Fluffy's drugdealing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I have just had a look though and on a Christmas theme, I found these...
1. Tinselitis: Literal interpretations of bad cracker jokes

2. Inappropriate or very apt Christmas presents:

3. Ronseal Christmas songs & carols: So boot up photoshop and show us a festive ditty - literally.

4. Christmas Monsters: The most disgusting, horrific, evil monsters to ever descend upon mankind...but at Christmas!

or 5. Non Christmas One Word Challenge: Goats.

Now does anyone fancy doing the vote thing and is there a Mod about to do the tech bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# The only thing that I reckon would work is if Rob or Fraser is gazzed about it.
I imagine the poll will come along any time soon, and I hope it includes some of the above, some crackers up there ('scuse the pun).
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I can do the vote thing if people want me to?
Voting now closed as the compo vote is open!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# NOOO!...We need an adult to guide us.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha... ok...
I was only trying to help..

* I was going to vote for Monster Trucks anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# also, does that mean you are voting for Goats?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# No...The Holy Lamb of GOD is a Christmas Monster.
He causes electrical fires on Christmas Eve.
Sleep tight children! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# B3taaaans are doing it for themselves..!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# So shall I bother or not.
15 minutes and we will make a decision
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:14, archived)
# You voted for me to do it - can we have a mod set this up please?
1. Tinselitis:
- Literal interpretations of bad cracker jokes
2. Inappropriate or very apt Christmas presents:
- ^ what that said
3. Ronseal Christmas songs & carols:
- So boot up photoshop
4. Christmas Monsters:
- The most disgusting, horrific, evil monsters to ever descend upon mankind...but at Christmas!
5. None Christmas One Word Challenge:
- Goats.








* I will message Rob (but he never answers) - If anyone knows a mod, could you ask them to create the new challenge at maybe 11:00?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# My goat is for votes
because we've had a Xmas comp, and we've had loads of Xmas postings, and one-word animal challenges are usually good
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Have you been drinking again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yes. I've also been eating
and making occasional visits to the lavatory. It's a healthy digestive system I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# * Adjusts camara
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# So that failed then - No mods about to start the comp... Oh well, we tried...
I'm a bit pissed so I'm off to bed - See you in the morning when I will be up early with Carol Vorderman!

The scores on the doors at 11:31 were:
Option (Votes) %
Tinselitis (0) 0%
Christmas presents (5) 29%
Christmas songs (0) 0%
Christmas Monsters (0) 0%
One Word Challenge: Goats (8) 47%
(monster trucks) (4) [24%]

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# the presents one
deffo
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Rob's forgotten about the Newsletter
HE HAS FAILED
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Oh shit, yeah! I thought something was missing! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# The-powers-that-be are off celebrating Dies Natalis Solis Invicti
and they take it pretty seriously. A whole week of more-intense-than-usual debauchery, sacrifices, backing up files, and backgammon.

Expect them to stagger, exhausted, from b3ta Towers sometime next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Praise him, praise him!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Rule 34.
PROVEN.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Paint by numbers!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# jizz-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Wookake!
Fantastic drawing Mr.Atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)
# i think that might have taken the bukkake world record
1368 individual money shots.

it was a logistical nightmare for the NEC.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
Like a plasterers radio
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# swamp bitch
love it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Uhh... interesting... XD
Mind if I stick this here? Just experimenting with the whole 'pop art' look.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Time to make cartoons...take that step.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# It is?
I guess being on an illustration course at uni's paying off. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I don't like schools.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Mm, I think uni gives me enough freedom to develop some sort of style, just helps me in trickier parts.
I've actually started writing a short comic type thing (I'm not going to be a pretentious twat and call it a "graphic novel"). Just a case of working on plot holes at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)
# I wish you luck in all your endeavors...Happy Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Thank you, and a happy yuletide season thingy to you too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# plot holes = fill with tits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I can actually see parts of this comic having nudity in... not gratuitous or anything, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Sorry missus
that doesn't usually happen - oh that was the first reply. Oh well - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# i knew this was an 'atomic®' original very nice
I always wondered what Mrs. TheHut looked like :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# (i tried to stop myself...but i failed)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Blimey!
Someone's got bollocks like ostrich eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# that would be me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Boiled icing. how festive.
Don't forget the preserved plum and sprig of holly on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:16, archived)
# oooohhh yesssss
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# I am blessed and humbled to have such wonderful friends. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# i saw a giant melted crow candle
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Terminal bukkake!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)