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# subject line needed for the newsletter
maybe something blockbusters that isn't 'I'll have a R.I.P please Bob' as that's already all over twitter. Or anything really. As long as it's your joke. Not nicked.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Bob Holness!!!
...Once again I find out my necro-news from B3ta
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Likewise!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I await the day that I log on and it's just 300+ pages of bad Thatcher photoshops
with a new post every 0.4 seconds and no replies.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# ^ This
I'll have one from the top and six feet under
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# yep !
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Did he host Countdown too?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Does it matter now?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# STUDENTS UNITE IN GRIEF?
NUS declares week of mourning?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Did you meet any students since the 1980s?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# DAMMIT!


JUST got that finished and raced over in the hopes that nobody would have got in first.

EDIT Wow. Insta-FP. Thanks. A meagre tribute to an utter legend.

Not just Blockbusters
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# and so it begins..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Let the record show, for what it's worth, that I got in first with the hundreds of these that will beset the board over the next day or so.
(and I do appreciate that under the circumstances it ain't worth squit, btw).
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# your place in history is assured
*attaches plaque*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# *treasures*
EDIT I wonder how long now before my shoddy cloning work is all over the internet...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
#
Ashton Kutcher just tweeted it!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I suspect that to be a lie of sorts.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
#
Shut the fuck up, dick.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Gosh darn it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# sad news
I remember thinking how cruel the design of the Blockbusters quiz book covers were, and how the designer got away with the four letters running down the right side of Bob's hexagon:
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510Z7WAHRFL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Hmmm
Is it bad that I seem to be getting my news from b3ta?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# 'tis a fairly common condition.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Who?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Another small part of my youth dies :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I was on Blockbusters......ages ago
2 things about Holness:

1. he refused to sit with the contestants in the canteen, whereas Rory McGrath sat and Lee Hurst sat with us for ages.

2. he did nothing but stare at the girls contestant's boobs.

That is all.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I wonder where my Blockbusters book is?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Boiling all the nutrients out of piss since 2001
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# SAX BREAK FROM BAKER STREET TO BE PLAYED AT HOLNESS FUNERAL
says man.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Holy crap!
b3ta delivers me my news once again. RIP Bob, may you play the bakerstreet saxaphone solo in heaven.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I'd never ever heard of that unfounded internet rumour
I should log onto Popbitch more..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Deadpool 2012 gets off to a 17 point flying start.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# 007 CROAKS AFTER STROKE, RAFFERTY BRASS SECTION DEVASTED.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# i'll have a gnops please bob

thanks
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Bob Holness dead, but Jedward still get to live, petition pending
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# they actually have their own tv show over here
go us
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# "Why do we have to have this newsletter right now?" - Cameron.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# The Man With The Golden Run
(...gets coat)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Blockbuster Edition? or is that too simple
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# BOB HOLNESS IS GAY
i mean dead
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# b3ta news strikes again, poor bob :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Blacks Goes Under; Diane Abbott Unavailable for Comment.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# pffffttttttttttttttttt!!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# BREATHING A HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF AT THE OUTCOME OF THE OBSCENITY TRIAL
Not Holness I know - sorry.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# DIVIDING AND CONQUERING THE INTERNET LIKE A RACIST MP
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# How subtle.
We've got twelve inches but we don't use it to divide and rule.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Xmas takes it's toll on national treasures, first Pat and now Bob
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Pat?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# irony is; natasha giggs entering big bro
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# DIANE ABBOTT SPECIALIST KNIFE SET: DIVIDES THEM CONKERS
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# At least his nurses don't have to wipe his Gold Runs anymore :(
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Blockbuster dvd sales rocket doubling the number sold this year to two
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I plan to stand outside buckingham palace
holding a commerative Blockbusters plate and openly weeping
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Fucking LOL!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# His turn on the Hotspot...
To be fair he had Gold Run Good Run.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Instructions on how to play "divide and rule" enclosed
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Twitter beats b3tanews Shocker!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Hawking at 70......Peeeeeoooooowwww....
Serves him right for getting Ferrari to repair his chair
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Partially deaf Parishioners plan midnight mass for the passing of his Holn-i-ness
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Arrgh
I don't do Twitter or facebook or stuff like that. So after seeing the news on the BBC website came straight here believing I was sooo clever thinking of "I'll have an R.I.P please Bob" all on my own. I guess I should have known really.

Glad he died "P"sfully and may he rest in "P"s.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I'll have an NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN please bob.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)