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# subject line needed for the newsletter COMPO COMPO
your own ideas please - anything robbed gets twats on twitter blaming me for your lifted lines.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# What do they do with the bits punched out of curly wurlys?
*original thought taken straight from my head-braim*
#suckonthattwittertwatters
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# They use them to make wurly bites
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Am I going to have to Google to see if Wurly Bites exist....?
or are you going to let me down gently now?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Build up their hopes
and dash them against the gutter

The secret of a happy society!

edit: if not, you should invent them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I'm not allowed to do anything toffee based here at Chutney Towers since the "incident"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# oh my, sounds perverted
was it perverted?

go halfway and make some flapjacks

edit: or animal shaped flapjacks call them jollyjacks :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# NADINE DORRIES BACK ON TWITTER. POPCORN INDUSTRY CELEBRATES.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Isles Of Wonder - Rivers Of Jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# lager lager lager
etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# HAPPY THOMAS CRAPPER DAY. HE INVENTED THE BALLCOCK. THINK OF HIM WHEN YOU HEAR THE CISTERN GURGLING AND REFILLING TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I'm celebrating by doing an extra shit
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Kangaroos: rabbits with ideas above their station.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I'M WORTH A £963,000 IN PRIZES
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# That's like hypnotizing chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Redkanpp's dog Rosie seen using a cash machine
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# awarding a £9.63 bonus to each of our 100,000 readers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Guest Editor Harry Redknapp
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# More bullshit than Harry Redknapp's tax return
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# MORE DOUBLE ENTRIES THAN HARRY REDKNAPP'S BUILDING SOCIETY BOOK
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I always used to think that double-entry bookkeeping was fraudulent - it turns out it's approved practice so that everything checks and balances off each other.
Go figure...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# it's confusing two similarly named but different terms
"Two sets of books" vs "double-entry bookkeeping"

Or maybe you're making a joke - I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# No - genuine misconception.
Wasn't until I went on some finance management training that I found out.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah the finance guy here has to do double-entry (f'narr) stuff
it seems to be stanadard practice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I just think it soubns rude
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Inside this issue: Free Film Soundtrack to 'The Artist'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# In just 4 weeks you can get a ripped body!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# *signs up*
that'll teach that bully that kicked sand in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# "please wait 4 weeks for ice pick to arrive in post, when you obtain ice pick, you can rip bodies to your heart's amusement"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# In just 4 weeks you can get a ripped CD
my laptop is very slow
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# ahh, you need to download one of those "speed up your pc" trojans
they'll sort it out in no time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Follow us on Ceefax page 367
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# the best thing about watching Andy Murray play tennis is knowing that
theres loads of pissed off scottish people right at that moment
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# WITH SO MANY JOBLESS WHY ISN'T THIS LETTER LONGER? MAKE STUFF!!
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Man hits balls to great applause. In other news: Andy Murray.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Back, forth, back, forth, back, forth. Nope, not the tennis, but Andy Murray's nationality.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Michael Bay unveils line-up for DOTM sequel
Transform-A-Snack sadly absent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Harsh and heartless, yet strangely addictive
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Special Bonus Issue
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Better than an email from Linkedin
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# 5 reasons why you love horses.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# winner!
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# ^ this!
It took me ages to stop them emailing me every time anybody did anything, and now out of the blue they've started up again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# NOW WITH GLITTER FONT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Paedophile sans?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# And Tinkerbell GIFs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THE MID-WEEK BLACKOUT? TELL US YOUR STORIES
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# racist
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Olympic Stadium circular and looks vaguely like gaping internet anus shocker
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# b3ta - It's like going to the toilet on top of Mount Everest
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)