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# Newsletter subject line compo
I like Manic Miner
Please write a one liner
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Jet set willy
did an olympic philly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Cocks
Cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks dick willy.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Copy protection based on moonlit sonata
Something something persona non grata
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Read it while it's still a newsletter, not an obituary.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, archived)
# TWO DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE NEWS TURNS TO SHIT AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, archived)
# I am soooo good at rap!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# reached the semis in the beach volleyball
and fully tumescent for the women's shot put
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:46, archived)
# WE'RE GETTING READY FOR THE SPACKERLYMPICS
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06, archived)
# It was beautiful in sydney
Kylie sang for the olympics

Dannii was supposed to sing for the spacker olympics

Instead she sang for the gay olympics

Lots of people got angry because apparently she was treating gays like spackers just by showing up

Step 5
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Some people are never happy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Joey Deacon to make Paralympic comeback in the 300m belm.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:11, archived)
# life get's better
when you read this newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:13, archived)
#
Appearing here, as you can see,
An unrequired apostrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:58, archived)
# oh the shame
I hide my name

no idea from where that came
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
#
The board is quiet, I'm just being picky.
I wasn't calling you a thicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:04, archived)
#
thank you kindly Doctor When
it seems that we are friends again
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:08, archived)
# A meaty treat that's hard to beat.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Catch up on who got stepped and why!
(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:14, archived)
# FASTER - STRONGER - SHITTIER
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Why yes, I do believe it's beer time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# A Weizener for me

yum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Two days until the NHS closing ceremony
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# INSPIRE A GENERATION... OF INTERWEB PERVERTS
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:21, archived)
#
Apocalympics Now
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# APPLE LAND ON MARS TO SEARCH FOR PATENT INFRINGEMENT CASES
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I have no doubt they'll find some
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Lembit Opik's Olympic Limb Picks.
Ex-MP chooses his favourite arms and legs from this year's television coverage.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I just hope it's better than the event where he cleaned crustaceans off a ship's hull
Lembit Opik's Limpet Unpick
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:51, archived)
# I like the idea of him forming his own party with Menzies Campbell
The Lem Ming Party
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Sublime.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Let the Troll Culling begin!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
# 'coz you can only watch so much porn
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:40, archived)
# MARS ROVER FUCKS OFF WITH THE JAVELINS
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:48, archived)
# CURIOSITY LANDS IN COLD, INHOSPITABLE ENGLISH SUMMER
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:55, archived)
# *FREE* Cinema Tickets to The Expendables 2 with promotional packs of Ovaltine
(UTB, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:05, archived)