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# this is a cat. i drew it with my eyes closed. why not see if you can do better?
let's face it, you could hardly fucking do worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:33, archived)
# i call shenanigans!
that's too good, you must have peeked!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:36, archived)
# -__-
nope
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:38, archived)
# hmmmmmm
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time, but you're skating on thin ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# I don't skate. ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Good job, you're on thin ice too often ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# now you're just making a mockery of blind artists everywhere.
this one's better than atomic's!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I like this one better too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# he looks quite evil, too
cats are, by their very nature, evil creatures. they should all have the decency to show it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I couldn't do that with my eyes open...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# A beauty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Drawn with laptop nipple
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# face and mittened hand giving a thumbs up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Came out slightly better with the pen. Not sure about the cdc though.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# all i had was the touchpad
which is why mine is so shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# In that case your OP is very impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# haha thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# quite art nouveau
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# piglet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I thought there may be bonus points for using magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# it's certainly festive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha, how dare you entertain me when I'v got to go out and do stuff!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# the creature on the right is running away
and smiling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# They both have a smile, its just the first one is under its head!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# ah, the old underslung mouth technique
you rarely see it these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Me and Picaso, like peas in a pod :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:08, archived)
# a square pod?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# An inside out square with 7 sides.....
Bugger I'm off, laundry time...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Oddly, I was just talking to my Mrs about the last time we did this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Fuck you! that's even recognizable as bag puss! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Even the mice can't fix this one,
"The remakable, magical, mouse-or- WHAT THE SQUAEKING FUCK HAPPENED TO BAGPUSS?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
# To this day I'v never seen an episode of bagpuss...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha this is the best one
Sleeping fat cat
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Would have been better if I'd managed to keep the eyes in the head...
Now it's some form of crab-cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# snailcat!
fuck, now i'm going to have the sailcat song in my head all day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
# NO! NO BAGPUSS!
*hides under the table*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: BAGPUSS ABUSED EMILY IN THE 1970S
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# i hate that pink stripy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Aw... really?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:04, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:06, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha
With the eyes on stalks, it reminds me of the Thing..
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:27, archived)
# necktail or scarf
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# cat is eating a stocking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Blatantly a big, bendy neck-cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I've just realised my drawing skills are hugely improved when I shut my eyes...!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# blimey !
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# The smile of the cat who got the cream.*
*might not be cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# now that's a happy cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Good job your boss didn't walk in a see you drawing that :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Freelance these days....
I can draw cats whenever I like.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Is that a little cat willy?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# mine's clearly a cat - it even says so
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:03, archived)
# this is giving me the horrors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# he's watching you
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# this reminds me of a bad nightmare involving a fox eating my nose :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:22, archived)
# That's a mouse!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:06, archived)
# *Hums Rhbarb and Custard theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:06, archived)
# You've spelt 'monkey' wrong.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I want to join in
But I might fuck the thing up.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# mine looks like it's suffered serious injuries
you couldn't fuck up worse than that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:11, archived)
# My first one was just a curved line of the top of its head, with evrything else off the canvas!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:16, archived)
# hahahas! homeopathic cat!
the line "remembers" being part of the whole cat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:19, archived)
# I like how most of these have three whiskers per cheek.
First rule of Crudely Drawn Cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# of course ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:21, archived)
# This challenge had drawn me out of my self imposed exile
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Wow!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:16, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
it's like a supremely evil cat was raped by a sentient space hopper and this is the resulting offspring!
*fears greatly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Look what happens when you colour it in...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:24, archived)
# 0_0
you owe me new pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:26, archived)
# awesome work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:27, archived)
# this wins an applause
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:32, archived)
# it wins the chocolate starfish award for making me almost shit myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:34, archived)
# also an applause for your sphincter which was strong enough to hold the shit back then!
hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:41, archived)
# i practice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:44, archived)
# 'likes'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I AM HERE FOR YOUR CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Haha
It even has the trademark smallbrainfield teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# RUN! IT'S THE PIRAHNA CAT
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:20, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Mine looks more like a dog with a Simpson hand growing out of his cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:25, archived)
# if you really did this with your eyes closed
it's very good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Heh
looks like it's just taken a bite out of something. A bar of nougat perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Or a Toblerone, hence the sticky-out bits in his cheek. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I found it difficult to stay on page....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Hoverhead the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:28, archived)
# yes, but at least he can lick his own arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Winnie the Pooh fully conscious and despairing of his deconstructed form
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:28, archived)
# A.A Milne: The Crack Years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:31, archived)
# i like this image challenge... unlike those hard ones about trees and ducks and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:29, archived)
# i better win a prize for making it so
BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
# buttock headed cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Glans
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:33, archived)
# teats
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# i have done this.

(patella, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Stepper-cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:35, archived)
# cubist velociraptor sniffing another cubist velociraptor's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:36, archived)
# i see them too
(patella, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Honestly all your comments are GOLD
It's like having a non-annoying Brian Sewell
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha! well done...
*holds the applause*
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
# hmm
I might have to try a different technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:36, archived)
# o_0 !?
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:44, archived)
# is this the cat in its non-fertilized egg stage?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Abstract, I like it

but it's not cubism
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# FYI, I was actually trying to draw it face-on
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:49, archived)
# either it has too many legs
or there are going to be some very happy lady cats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I'd love to join in with this thread, but I don't have access to any kind of image editing program on this computer.
...not even paint.

/blog
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:50, archived)
# well, that sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I did a self portrait

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:04, archived)
# kitty cameltoe!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Hooray, this is fun

my attempt went a bit off the canvas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# impressive whisker placement
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:10, archived)
# My cat appears to have exploded
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Here's mine :


Ooops, soz, fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# haha mine's just wandering into shot
Keeno's cat
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# I like all the floating cat faces
and it makes me wonder how I managed to get the face in the right place
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:04, archived)
# ninja skills :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Proper Arts!
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I didn't attempt legs
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Being blind, it's easier for me. I got my dog to draw this.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Bit dismembered

Just like I like 'em... obviously not but I thought I had to say something "witty".
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:14, archived)
# fun
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Mee owww!
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:52, archived)
# He loves the cat.
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 22:58, archived)