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# Newsletter subject line compo
there's nothing finer
than a succinct one liner
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Found strapped to a pigeon's leg in a bricked up chimney
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# here's a newsletter
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# comin' at ya
like a Gaza'n rocket (falling short again)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# SWAMPING YOUR INBOX LIKE A SOMERSET RIVER
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:58, archived)
# A newsletter, not a snoozeletter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Special Edition for mongs
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# B3ta's newsletter:
wronger than a mong joke!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# please stop mentioning prodigy 69
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# it's his fault
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# yup sure is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# have i upset you again didums?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Certificate PG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# This Week: B3tan cage fighting special!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Containing 100% of your daily allowance of fruit AND elks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# contains a link to retrieve your B3ta password
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# #RobsAnalBumParty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# With his own shop
www.rob.eu/london/
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# It's like a Dr Who set
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# You'd swear I was the only one who even tries
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Cock off mine's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:07, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:14, archived)
# adding £200 to your annual hummus bill
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Here's a list of things, some of them are funny and others not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# contains cocks, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Still better than The Poke despite the vast difference in budget
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:11, archived)
# yeh, but least The Poke tries!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:13, archived)
# I'd try a bit harder if i had their cash
they got loads of stand ups backing them, and beer ads and everything, and all they do is collect shit off the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I only see the stuff they post on Facebook
doesn't Q4 do some stuff for them?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Rob's secret Sandy Island hideout discovered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:16, archived)
# WOMEN, KNOW YOUR PLACE.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:16, archived)
# STAY ABOUT FROM MY NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Sponsored by Season 4 of "Luftwaffe Summer Wine"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Get ripped using this WEIRD trick in a WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EDITION!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# dodging the corporation tax by not making a profit.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# There's nothing funny left in the Internet. Go home
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# You should reach 50,000 posts by 13.30 :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# SHHH! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Excluded from Google Translate by UN resolution 1274
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:23, archived)
# The high water mark for flood jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# free vajazzle kit for your dog inside
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
# More cunts than Youporn
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# contains interview with Michael McIntyre
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# There's no 'I' in Arabic. It's all just squiggles and that.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
#
最后英语版
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# As disappointing as last week's.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Lord Jesus, were you ACTUALLY born in a barn?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Why aren't the Easter Eggs in the shop yet?
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:31, archived)
# May be affected by the Leveson Inquiry.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Sweet and creamy and uncommonly good.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Fuck off and stab something
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Now with 80% less Saville
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# That's what Savile said to the boy when the viagra began to wear off
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Now with 100% less Lord Mc*****e
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Hosted by Ant & Dec
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I find this offensive
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:41, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# contains no pirates OR ninjas
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I'm both
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# The last two weeks of November are fucking pointless.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# just one more week of LookingLikeANoncember to go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Risk it for a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# How far underground does a tube go?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# all the way?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Let my people go
or they'll wet their pants.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# GAZZA'S BEST WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# WAZZA'S BEST GANK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Flooded in mind piss
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Jizz-free edition
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# ignore 2.0 is [mod edit] great you should totally keep it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# X FACTOR IS STILL ON TV. WHY?
See also that dancing thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
#
if they cancelled the dancing thing, what would they talk about on bbc breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Shoes, hats and head polishing with Nick Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Hell, I'd watch it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)