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# Stand by for a sob story
Hello, B3tans. Today my son got a letter from his cousin regarding a school project (they're both 5 years old). In this letter was 'Flat Stanley', and a request from the teacher asking for a photo of Flat Stanley 'somewhere interesting'.

Unfortunately, my wife in at hospital at the moment, and while Papworth might be classed as somewhere interesting if you need your lungs replacing, it's not exactly an ideal location, and SFG Jnr has declared it 'rubbish'.

As anyone who's seen my pictures over the years knows, my Photoshop skills are weak, so I was hoping that some of you who are bored would put Flat Stanley into some interesting locations.

Then I'll throw the whole lot onto Tumblr on Monday and send back a link - assuming any of them are cock free ;-)

Here's Stanley:




You can click on Stanley for a tranparent png.

Cheers, y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! SFG, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:40, archived)
# what the fuck is happening here?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:49, archived)
# NOT SO FUCKING BUSHY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Gary Oldmemberbutnotaroundmuchthesedays
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:02, archived)
# I was away for a couple of weeks
I'm back now, still busy but I'll be around more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Just so you know....Pedro was making in fun of you while you were gone.
He was calling you 'FAT' and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:10, archived)
# ....and i'll do it again too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 May 2013, 1:47, archived)
# something about the son of sam
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
# goin' off uptown
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:11, archived)
# FUCKBUSH CITY LIMITS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Best get well soons for your wife. x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Haha
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Fuckin' 'ell
Try explaining that to a five-year old
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Turn it 180 degrees
It's Stanley visiting the world's widest zebra crossing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:51, archived)
# "The stripes behind the upside-down happy man look like they're moving to the right,
- yes, he does look happy, doesn't he - the stripes look like they are moving because WE DON'T KNOW WHY! DO YOU REALISE WHAT THAT MEANS? DO YOU, TINY BABY? DO YOU?

FUCK!


WE DON'T KNOW! Yeah, ah'll change yer nappy soon hen, there's a man interviewin' is" said an angry parent who could not be named.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 30 May 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Ooof! Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Sorry


edit: it's fine

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:43, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:47, archived)
# oh my :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:15, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:29, archived)
# at first I just thought you'd thrown him up on top of a corrugated tin roof.
and then I went, "oh my".
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:48, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha.....................
..........hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:52, archived)
# top of the class
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
#
^shhhhhh.............it's him.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Superb
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! SFG, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10968844
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Stanley meets his friend Stanley, Stanley says do you want to play, other Stanley nods his head.
THEY HAVE A LOVELY GAME OF COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Clearly that's not sex, though
It's incestual clone masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! SFG, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# :)))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 May 2013, 23:03, archived)
# very realistic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:22, archived)
# ahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:45, archived)
# I suppose I should have a try
(I helped save b3ta! SFG, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Faaaaaaaakeeeeeee!!!!!
No reflection of Flat Stanley in Aldrin's* visor.

*Some B3tan will correct me here as I don't know which astronaut is the subject of this photo
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Eugene Cernan
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:53, archived)
# Thanks augsav :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Good for you!
That's actually quite ace. And not offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# that's a winner there, see, have some faith in your skills
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:07, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Actually lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Ace!
Oddly, my dad used to have an Aveling and Porter engine.
(I helped save b3ta! SFG, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:01, archived)
# :'(
N R HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Ha Ha! Fucked him up!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# A Fish Called Wanda was funny at first.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Seeing as I live about a mile from where your wife is having her lungs replaced (I thought it was hearts they did at Papworth?)
I can confirm it's a shit place of little other interest

If you drive south on the A1198 just over the A428 roundabout you'll see a patch of wasteground that was a really good Chinese Restaurant until it burnt down. But beside that is an original Gallows that you could dangle Flat Stanley from and win points for photographic style AND historical interest.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Brilliant
I know the place - I ate there a few times. I'm all over that tomorrow - cheers.

(Re: Papworth - they have a really good Cystic Fibrosis unit there, too)
(I helped save b3ta! SFG, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:06, archived)
# you can have this for geographical medical relevence too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Why not stick him in Surgeon Simulator?
I have neither the software nor the skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Lungs... Hearts... I think they do the whole mixed grill.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Harefield is the place for hearts
But that might just be transplants, not running repairs.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:01, archived)
# flatcopter
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 May 2013, 23:02, archived)
# It's how he wanted to go.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:07, archived)
# "What's that poking into my hip?"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Diabetes
Probably
(I helped save b3ta! SFG, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# I don't think Papworth do pancreata.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! SFG, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Fuck me, you've got this gig nailed!
But also, from a slow beginning, I'm feeling the love being expressed towards you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:27, archived)
# I deserve it
Hell, I had to find a driver for my scanner for this.

That shit be hard, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! SFG, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:24, archived)
# That's just asking for a Princess Di reference.
Flat Henri, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:41, archived)
# John Terry?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Hope she gets well soon and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:41, archived)
# This is a very strange toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:48, archived)
# I reckon it would have only half a queue to get in.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:57, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Kristen Stewart?
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:10, archived)
#
hahaha fuck it actually does look like her
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:25, archived)
#
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# Nite !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Vitruvian Stan.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:06, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 31 May 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Stanley visited the Phantom Zone
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Fri 31 May 2013, 1:33, archived)
# Fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 31 May 2013, 1:37, archived)
# :)
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