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# Us vs Them
I'm boycotting Us vs Them as they saw fit to publish the following line in an item regarding the 'Words of the Year', and I suggest right-thinking b3tans to do likewise:

Movember - “A self-identification label for self-important twats”

I am currently mid-tache in support of my father, who had his prostate removed 12 days ago.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:12, archived)
# get bent
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:28, archived)
# thanks for that
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:37, archived)
# you made darren leave
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:43, archived)
# Darren's gone?????????
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:34, archived)
# mongy I don't want to pretend that I know how you're feeling and it's not my place to decide how you grieve
all I can do is ask that you don't blame anyone but darren for his disappearance and say that I'm here with you man.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:36, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:45, archived)
# You may like Barneby bear but i like Barneby's bare....
/autocomplete
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Bravo.



I'm boycotting Usvsth3m because it's just not very funny.

However in fairness to them, for every genuine Movemberer, there are probably about 3 hipster bandwagoners, so there is a point in there somewhere.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:47, archived)
# so, to be geniune, you have to raise money for charity?
i keep meaning to do it, then forget. it's probably a good thing though as i'd look like a deviant with a moustache
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:58, archived)
# very interesting
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:49, archived)
# it will be welcomed with cuddle wuddles
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:50, archived)
# as i suspected
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:56, archived)
# hehe :D
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:38, archived)
# I did Movember a couple of years back
The results were frankly embarrassing but most of my sponsorship came from the good people here, some of whom also contribute to UsVsTh3m... so... y'know... maybe it was just a joke?

Isn't Movember inherently humorous?
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:06, archived)
# I've had testicular cancer twice
I'm not offended and would suggest you lighten up
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:35, archived)
# ive had it 3 times and so has my wife
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:47, archived)
# Where is the picture bollockchops
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Takes note of bollockchops
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Calm down dear..
It's just a populist internet cunt shed
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:46, archived)
# Thanks for bringing the UsVsThem site to my attention. I never would've known about it otherwise.

(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:57, archived)
# >>>>>>> this week's /qotw please
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:57, archived)
# Self important twat.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:37, archived)
# wtf?
Errr... How was that ever going to fit through there?
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:35, archived)
# it's a work in progress
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:00, archived)
# The police thought the lampost was a legitimate protestor
so obviously they can just drive through it.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:15, archived)
# I'm trying to detect if this post is
a brilliant piece of irony, or completely lacking in self awareness.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 10:59, archived)
# I did Movember 3 years ago - a group of us raised about £6,500 of which I personally raised £1,500 and have a pewter mug for topping the £1,000 to prove it.
...and that makes me a self important twat of the highest order. Now fetch me my newspaper and croissant you pleb.

Oh, and my dad had his prostate out 5 years ago, and subsequent chemotherapy. And he's bigger than your dad, so there.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Hello.
I think people that grow a moustache for Movember are self-important twats.
My Dad died of motor neurone disease last year. I donate the to Motor Neurone Disease Association but, you know what, I don't feel I need to make everybody aware of that by growing the facial hair of a kiddy-fiddler for a month.

But still, each to their own opinion. I'd like to hear more of yours in the future. How do I subscribe to your blog?
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:17, archived)
# I'm wearing a brown ribbon for bowel cancer
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Haha send it to rob, this is newsletter-worthy
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:34, archived)
# whutevahdude
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:45, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:03, archived)