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# Newsletter subjlols suggestions
always optimistic
give us a jokey quick
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not going to suggest anything unless you promise we'll actually get a newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:24, archived)
# Oo-aaar! I ain't seen one o'them-there noosletters round 'ere fer yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:38, archived)
# this visual representation of the newsletter being published
i.imgur.com/SWLhUXH.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:25, archived)
# cloaca-wocka-wocka!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Buy Pact Coffee, it's "Cafflicious".
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:27, archived)
# large bush/small tree
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
# lifestyles of the fat and flatulent
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
# You arsehole looks like a 2 week old canneloni
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Never eat pork
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Witch's tit/teenage zit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Last Newsletter Ever
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Socks, pugs, and sausage roll.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Doing the ALS ice bucket challenge
and nominating 4chan, Wikileaks and Redtube
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:38, archived)
# Now 100% UsVsThem shite
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:38, archived)
# Guest written by Gary Busey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Pie chart bear is watching your numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:40, archived)
# IS militants threat to US, ARE militants threat to THEM
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:44, archived)
# chillaxing on the bank hols
with SamCam and Dishface
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Sunbathing while THE WORLD BURNS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Have you been getting our recent darknet-only newsletters?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:12, archived)
# "; drop table newsletter_users;
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)
# A Crimestoppers appeal on behalf of Ian Botham.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)
# climaxing at the sight of a dog's bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:27, archived)
# I'm not biggin' myself up here, but this should win
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:27, archived)
# i agree
ped-agrees ...geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)
# well I do Winalot
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:32, archived)
# Now listen, chum...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Hitting your inbox like a reverse silent fart

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:42, archived)
# I went to Syria. Some kid cut my neck. I didn't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Ooof
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:59, archived)
# pow! classic b3ta, right there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:04, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
# That's what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
# cutting edge satire
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
# oh god, I didn't laugh, honest.
It was a weird cough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
# MUHAHAPFFT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:34, archived)
# Ice Bucket Challenge
Buy Pact coffee or we'll tip a bucket of ice cold water on your head
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Breaking News......Our relief newsletter convoy which was stuck on the border is now on it's way again.......Breaking News
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:46, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)
# DID YOU MISS US? NO? WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE EVEN BOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Bigfoot's toilet paper.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:46, archived)
# I couldn't give the soggiest shite about the Newsletter, never have, so stick that in your dung-pipe and ram it.
I don't believe in you anyway, so fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
# On a serious note
can you please stop filling the USvsTH3M newsletter with all that b3ta crap, no one gives a shit about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:36, archived)
# 'STILL not available on the internet'.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Love is all there is, you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:26, archived)
# a trickle of newsletters
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:16, archived)
# The Michael Gove Anniversary issue
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:05, archived)
# So where the fuck is the Newsletter, prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)
# September Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 13:03, archived)