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# B3ta 2nd Birthday Party
My g/f is on the case. She's nearly pinned down a place with about 200 capacity - just trying to pin them down on a date. More news as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# thread waste
just doing it before some other cunt does.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# reply waste!
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# you loon
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# some
other cunt?
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# and
wooooooooooooooooooo.
(tomsk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)
# and verily
hooooooooouuuuuuuuuplaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Will there be cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# There might well be
there might well be indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# yay!
Cake is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Cake is a made up drug.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Cake is still good.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:21, archived)
# doesn't it
affect the shatners bassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:21, archived)
# I believe it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:38, archived)
# I'll bring sausage and pineapple and cheese on sticks!!
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# hopefully not shitty sticks
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:21, archived)
# there was last time
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:22, archived)
# it was a beauty too!
delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:46, archived)
# isn't it supposed to be like this?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:04, archived)
# No cake in the land of the dead
oh hang on, wrong reallity
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# woohoo
200 capacity? sounds good mr Rob sir
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# see you there
then 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# oh yes
mr Bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:24, archived)
# cop a city?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# copacity:
the smallest space that Julian Cope can climb into whilst tripping his nuts off.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:22, archived)
# i'm preparing
to sit at home in a party hat.

being underage + living on a teeny island = no b3ta bashes :(
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# buy a Learjet
it helps
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# i'm having enough trouble
finding funds for a clapped out old banger. and i blimmin hate GCSEs.
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:19, archived)
# I don't know
if it'll be possible, but a saturday would be a lot better for northern type peeps.

/hopeful
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# why do they all work in shops?
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# you what?
If it's on a friday, I'd have to take time off work to stand a chance of getting there. If it's on a saturday, I wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:21, archived)
# You mean
you'd have to b3ta on your own time rather than theirs! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:23, archived)
# They should have one in the North and one in the South
and link them up by some kind of internet-video thingy. That would be really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Bono would be the host





NO
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Yoghurt pots
and string would do the job nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:40, archived)
# ahhh,I forgot they don't have teleporters ahp norf
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:24, archived)
# I really
don't know what you're banging on about!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I think
he was implying that your mother is a midget slutwhore that can't hold her drink
I may be wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:27, archived)
# OI
your going to get me b3tan up
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:29, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:32, archived)
# heh
we're the monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:33, archived)
# You know
people say you monkey around, is this true?
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:45, archived)
# /me votes for saturday
even though I'm not northern, I just don't live in London...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:22, archived)
# according to the media
London really is the hub of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:28, archived)
# i'd prefer friday
trains run all night
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:37, archived)
# but as my journey time *to* london
is about 4 hours, I'd have to take the afternoon off work inordfer to get there at a sociable time.

And I'm not even up as far as the Midlands
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:39, archived)
# seconded
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:22, archived)
# hoooooooray!
i am so there!


(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:18, archived)
# What are you doing there already?
It has'nt started yet!
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:21, archived)
# need to do my warm ups
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Ooo
I'm coming, can we have pass the parcel and goody bags?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:19, archived)
# pin the tail
on the Magic Donkey
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:21, archived)
# poor donkey
he'll be safely asleep in his magic hay.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:22, archived)
# lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Pissed off his face
on cheap gin, I'll warrant.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:25, archived)
# How many people turned up to the last big bash?
That was packed out.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:20, archived)
# I just hope that people turn up
and haven't been put off by the last super small place. Booking a 200 size room requires a bit of committment that we'll deliver on the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:21, archived)
# i'm hoping there's a christmas/halloween one
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:23, archived)
# i think i can cover that part :¬)
and we did drink them dry last time. twas a fantastic night.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:23, archived)
# were they actually drunk dry?
I blacked out and don't remember leaving...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:24, archived)
# they certainly ran out of beer
and i think i left in pretty much the same state
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)
# they had to go out and buy more beer at 1 am..
YES WE KILLED THE BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)
# no wonder they were so cheery to me
when I went in the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:28, archived)
# At THREE quid for
a 330ml bottle, they were laughing all the way to the toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Three quid?
Fucking hell. £3 for a pint is bad enough, but for a fucking bottle...
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:35, archived)
# fuck
that's impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:29, archived)
# i'll come to this one
wheres it gonna be?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Probably near Kings X
I'm not going to post the name of the place until they've confirmed.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Oooh.
Convenient for whores. HAMMER THE WHORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)
# some people have been worried
that it might coincide with "b3tafest" (12 July). But it won't though, will it?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Rob - we will
brighton bash last week was about 25-30 people and the bar did about £600.

DON'T WORRY!!

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)
# £600?
fuck....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:28, archived)
# That's expensive.
You should see stouffer, he'd do you for £4.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# tenuous at best
i declare that to be comedy bronze.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# thats only
about £20 a head... And at Brighton prices that's what... 6 pints each at the most?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:32, archived)
# i had a lot more than that
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:33, archived)
# my point
presactly!

I've had more than that on a lunchtime
Although I can't garruntee I made it back to work
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:36, archived)
# brighton prices??
not much bloody different than london prices..

and most of us had been drinking from 1.30pm - at another bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:36, archived)
# was just saying
that by my maths, £600 sounds a little low! :-)

Edit: But then I wasn't there, so can't comment really. I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:37, archived)
# after the last place...
you think we wont?
[edit]oh ye of little faith
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Will there be a clown?
other than me :(
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:23, archived)
# NO CLOWNS.
NO.

CLOWNS = EVIL.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:24, archived)
# tut
"...hats....for clowns....lalalalalalala...hats for clowns..lalalalalalala"
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:49, archived)
# I konw someone who can get a cheap clown.
His name's Bloppo and he'll do it for £50.
I need the money please....
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)
# he'll do it
but you need the money? hmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I'm a clown pimp
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)
# says here that bloppo is angry
www.lambiek.net/robinson_a.htm
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:28, archived)
# out of all the random names to pick
I had no clue
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)
# yay!
im gonna try and not get amazingly smashed this time
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:33, archived)
# *hides under... anything*
not that im embarassed or nuffin : P

[edit]i have pints to buy for several people, some for looking after me and i feel i should also for a certain misdemeanor
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:35, archived)
# good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:35, archived)
# ill hopefully talk to more people and drink less this time
in fact I WILL do so

(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:36, archived)
# yay
/Slim's coat
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:40, archived)
#


bugger, i was hoping you'd gone home and wouldnt bring that up. You're one of the people i owe a pint to
/cycle helmet, not coat...
speaking of which, i'm off now, see y'all laters
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:41, archived)
# no,
I wouldn't dream of bringing it up
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:44, archived)
# *runs away very very fast*
with face hidden...

NIGHT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:46, archived)
# night
just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 17:48, archived)